Chapter 8- Frohike. Nuff Said.

            First of all, if anything happens to me, Frohike gets all those videos that aren't mine.

            Now that that's taken care of, let me issue a warning: Do not leave Scully alone with Frohike. Ever. Why?

· She'll hate you.

· He'll be peeing through a catheter.

· She'll hate you.

· She'll kill you.

Frohike spends most of his time lusting after Scully, whenever we visit the Gunmen. It's amazing. That little guy just doesn't let up. If she isn't with me, he's asking me about her.

Scully spends most of her time avoiding Frohike. Can't say I blame her. I wouldn't want Frohike hitting on me, either.

He's useful though. He got Scully's medical records out of the hospital, after her return. He helped find the bee that stung her. He stopped her from making a total fool of herself in Vegas, although I believe her reply to that was "I'm going to kick their asses." Well, they did trick her into going out there. But I wish I'd seen her at that bar.

            Frohike's also the most paranoid of the Gunmen. Little guy actually thought Cancer Man was out to kill him, once. Why would he be after Frohike?

            As to those videos I mentioned earlier, I promise they aren't mine. You can ask Scully – if you're actually on good terms with her. Just make sure Frohike gets 'em. But you might want to keep Scully away after he views them. Something tells me his actions toward her would become even more annoying, due to escalating daydreams.