AUTHOR'S NOTE:  I do not own any of the following characters or the idea of Survivor.  I just got bored one afternoon after the original Survivor was finished.

RATED: PG

Jack Of All Trades Survivor

Sixteen people are forced to abandon ship in the middle of the Pulau Pulau Sea.  They are forced to live together on a remote, deserted island.  Every third night they will have to face Council where one member will be voted off.  The last remaining member will walk away with one million francs.

The contestants

Jack Stiles

Emila Rothschild

Jean Claude

Governor Croque

Captain Broguarde

Emperor Napoleon

King George

Kentucky Sue

Lewis

Clarke

Ben Franklin

Marquis de Sade

Black Beard

Daughter of the Dragoon # 1

Daughter of the Dragoon # 2

Daughter of the Dragoon # 3

Day 3 – Everyone is repulsed by Black Beard.  They clean up the island by voting him off.  Jack, Emila, and Jean Claude form an alliance.

Day 6 – Lewis goes in search of food.  He fails to return and is considered MIA.

Day 9 – Jean Claude organizes a search party for Lewis.  Clarke, however, follows in the same footsteps as his bumbling counterpart.  He too is voted off as MIA.

Day 12 – The Marquis de Sade's high tolerance for pain puts him ahead of the others during the Reward Challenges.  He is seen as a threat and he is voted off. 

Day 15 – Uneasiness stems from Kentucky Sue, especially over a certain bullet with the name of a certain Mr. Stile's on it.  She is seen as somewhat of a threat and she is voted off.

Days 18, 21, 24– One by one, the Daughter's of the Dragoon are voted off.  They spend all of their time worshipping the Dragoon, rather then doing actual work.  Although Jack enjoys this at first, he soon finds it annoying.  The alliance vote cliches the deal.

Day 27 –  Jack and Em slip off together quite often.  They claim to discuss the upcoming votes.  The others are unaware of the true nature of their disappearances and speculate as to what is really going on.  King George's feigned insanity causes mistrust among the castaways.  He is voted off.

Day 30 – Hunger pangs occupy the minds of the castaways.  Ben Franklin's gluttonous habits put a strain on the limited food supplies.  The strain is relieved at Council where he is the next one voted off.

Day 33 – Napoleon's quest for the ultimate empire leads to several clashes with the others.  At Council, he is forced to accept defeat.

Day 36 – Governor Croque is devastated when he fails to receive word on how his precious "Mr. Nipples" is doing.  His whining and complaining, added to the fact that he does no work, sends him home.

Day 39 –  Captain Broguarde comes too close to figuring out the Dragoon's identity.  The alliance votes him off next.  Em's "foolproof" inventions aren't so flawless.  Jack catches the food himself.  Em is the next to go.  Jack and Jean Claude vie for the win.  At Council, Jean Claude gets the winning vote after being able to keep his beak clean the whole time.