Hack: Hey it's me again time for chapter 2.

Announcer: Last time on O.L.G.T...

The footage shows a guy with light green hair chasing a penguin with a baseball bat.

Guy: GET THE HELL BACK HERE YOU LITTLE TUXEDOED FREAK!!! *Footage ends*

Hack: *blink* *blink*...Oooooooook... whose been messing around with my footage?

Zoel: That looks like...

Kojo: You? *Snicker*

Zoel: WHAT THE HELL KOJO!!!

Kojo: *laughing uproariously while running away* I...DIDN'T...DO...IT!

Hack: *Runs hand through blue hair* okay... that was... bizarre... anyway on with the chapter!





CAT BOYS AND HAVOC



Mihoshi and Kiyone woke up in what seemed to be a large office.

Kiyone: Uhhhhhh... my head... hey Mihoshi, what happened

Mihoshi: SNNNNIIIRRRKKK...

Kiyone: I should have known.

Duuz: So your finally awake.

Kiyone: YAAHHHHH!!!

Valeria: Miss Kiyone you really must calm yourself.

Kiyone: AHHHHH!!!

Mihoshi: *sleepily* What's with all the yelling... AHH! LIZARD!

Duuz: Why does everyone think I'm a lizard?

Valeria: *sarcastically* hm. I don't know.

Duuz: Miss Kiyone; there is a large concentration of pirate ships just outside of Heiphon four. They seem to be after this man. *Shows Kiyone a picture of Gene*

Kiyone: This seems serious. Come on Mihoshi!

Meanwhile at the 108 stars H.Q.



Ryoko: What the hell, it feels like I have a hang over.

Pirate: Lady Ryoko. Lord Hazanko wants to see you and the rest of the Anten 7.

Ryoko: What the hell are you talking about?

Pirate: just follow me.

Ryoko walked into a room with 4 other people in it.

Jukai: UHH*thud*owww...

Tobeigera: *Charging at Gene dummies but missing and crashing in to stuff* DAMN YOU GENE STARWIND!!!

Hitoriga: *painting his face so he looks just like suzuka* Soon I'll look just like you my love.

Hamoushi: Your all morons aren't you?

Ryoko: Um...hey.

Jukai: Lady Ryoko, you're finally here.

Ryoko: Don't you think you should take off that straitjacket...and that ankle brace?

Jukai: No I'm fi *THUD* ow...

Ryoko: Ooooooook...

Hazanko: So you're all finally here.

Ryoko: Who the hell is...?

Before she could insult Hazanko Hamoushi put her hand over Ryoko's mouth.

Hamoushi: *whispering* you shouldn't talk to lord Hazanko like that.

Hazanko: I have called you all here because of Gene Starwind. He seems to be turning back toward Heiphon four. As you all know he has already killed three of us. This time we will all attack together. Hamoushi You'll be leading the charge. I'll explain the rest on the way.

All leave for the geomancer. Jukai falls down some more. Nothing new.



On the X.G.P.



A guy with light green hair, brown eyes, and a large white bandage on his head. Well it was white except for the crimson parts. He was wearing sliver goggles with orange lenses, a red vest with a white short-sleeved t-shirt under it, dark blue jeans, huge black boots, and assorted bandages on his body.

He walked into the room and looked at everyone.

Guy: Hi, my name is Zoel and I'm not responsible for this one.

Just as he says this, a guy with orange hair with a black stripe in it jumps into the room and smashes his head into a wall.

Guy: ow...

Zoel: and this is Kojo.

Kojo: HI!!!

As the boy stands up they notice he has cat ears and a tail. He was wearing an orange shirt and black shorts.

Sasami: excuse me mister Zoel but are you okay? I mean you're bleeding.

Zoel: you can just call me Zoel. And I'm ok cuz the beer bottles broke my fall.

Gene: WHAT!!! MY BOOZE!!!*Runs down the hall toward the supply room*

Mel: um...Zoel?

Zoel: Yes.

Mel: were did you get those bandages?

Zoel: well.. long story short, we landed in the supply room.

Jim: What!

Kojo: yeah it's a mess in there.

Jim: The supplies! *Runs down the hall after Gene*

Washu: you don't look so good.

Zoel: uh.. *hits the ground*

Washu: Well, I better inspect him.

Kojo: *looks at Aisha* Mrow, meow, mrow? (Hey. What's your name?)

Aisha: Mrow, mew meow. (Im Aisha and this is Ryo-ohki.)

Ryo-ohki: Meow mrow. (What's up bitch?)

Aisha: Mrow... meow mew. (Whoa... I wasn't expecting that)

When this highly intellectual conversation was going on Gene walked back into the room cradling something that was wrapped in a towel.

Gene: its gonna be okay.

Ayeka: Excuse me but what is that?

Gene: *on the verge of tears* don't touch her.

Mel: Gene. Give me the beer and I'll put it away safely.

Gene: leave her alone she's been through a horrible experience.

When all this was going on, Tenchi was looking at Zoel's vest.

Tenchi: *Feeling the pocket* hm... I wonder what's inside.

When Tenchi reached inside one of the pockets he found the following items. (A/N: I'm gunna make a list for this one.)

1. A laptop 2. A colt 45 3. A pamphlet labeled THE PRICKLY PRESS (A/N: kind of a inside joke ^_^) 4. A penguin head on a mantle (A/N: remember the preview... yeah same one.)

5. And a wallet containing weird pieces of paper with numbers on them.

There was a lot of other stuff but lets just say Tenchi got a nosebleed.

Sasami who was helping Washu turned around and spoke.

Sasami: Hey Kojo, what did Zoel mean when he said " Im not responsible for this one"?

At this everyone turned their attention to Kojo.

Kojo: Well ya see Zoel's sister, Kat, made this thing that can warp dimensions and, well...

Zoel: *Very weekly* Kojo broke into her lab and started playing with stuff.

Washu: Sounds familiar. *Thinks about Mihoshi*

Suzu: so that's why.

Kojo: Were going to be thrown through random universes... sorry.

Sasami: It's okay.

Tenchi: I just wonder what happened to Ryoko and the others.

Ayeka: Tenchi. Why do you insist on looking for that devil woman?

Tenchi: I would do the same for you too, you know.

Guillim: you should get some sleep. We'll reach Heiphon four tomorrow.

Tenchi: where's that?

Kojo: *Holding Gene's beer bottle* Man I was thirsty.

Gene: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone went to other crewmembers rooms (A/N another list. wee!)

Gene: Kojo, Zoel, Tenchi, Jim.

Aisha: Washu, Ayeka.

Mel: Sasami, Ryo-ohki.

Unfortunately no one knew what happened when Kojo drank booze. HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!!!

Kojo stood up from the cot he was sleeping on and walked toward the corner of the room where he put Gene's poncho on and proceeded to walk into the hall.

(A/N: don't blame Kojo for any of the events that are about to happen he's basically sleepwalking under the influence of booze.)



He moved down the hall silently and quickly until he made it to the small bunk that was Suzuka's room. ARMAGEDDON!!!

He moved toward Suzuka and...

Kojo: *GRAB* Suzu: AH!

Suzuka looked at the doorway only to see Gene's poncho.

Suzu: Gene Starwind...

Kojo reentered the room as he left it. He put the poncho next to gene and lay back on his cot.

No sooner had he done this suzuka entered the room. Picked up a lamp and...

*CRASH*

It hit poor Gene right in the head.

Gene: UH!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!

Suzu: *Blushing furiously* I could ask you the same question!

Jim: *Just waking up* Uh... what's up with you two?

Suzu: Why don't you ask him!?

Gene: I don't know what the hell you're talking about!

Kojo: *Drowsily* Food?

Everyone gets a huge sweat drop.

Tenchi: Okay why don't we go over what happened. Gene?

Gene: Why the hell is every thing my fault!!!

Tenchi: Suzuka?

Suzu: Gene grabbed my ass!

Tenchi: Jim?

Jim: *shrugs causally*

Tenchi: Kojo?

Kojo: SSSSSSSSSNNNNNNIIIIRRRRKKKK...

Tenchi: *huge sweat drop* Okay... I think we should put it to a vote. I pick Suzuka.

Jim: Sure my anik is a pervert and a dumb ass, but he wouldn't be that stupid. I pick Gene.

Tenchi: Kojo?

Kojo: *still asleep* ...Suzu...

Tenchi: then I guess Suzukas the winner.

Zoel: *evil smile* Gene.

Everyone except Suzuka jumps back with surprise.

Gene: Were the hell did you come from!

Zoel: The cot...

Gene: well so much for democracy.

Jim: What time is it?

Zoel: 4:00 A.M.

Gene: what happened to your Bandages.

Zoel: Washu healed me. They were just a precaution.

Tenchi: now what do we do...

Gene and Zoel: I KNOW!!!

Every one is in the kitchen. Well if Suzuka and Tenchi are everyone. Kojo is in the bedroom still sleeping, but Gene, Jim, and Zoel have gone missing along with Aisha.

Aisha: why'd you wake me up? Didn't you ever hear the phrase: "Let sleeping ctarl lie"?

Gene: that's dogs.

Aisha: What?

Gene: Nothing... Anyway

Zoel: *cutting Gene off* we need you for our plan.

Aisha: What plan?

Jim: no time for that.

Gene: to the kitchen.

And so after an hour of cooking they put their plan into action.

Jim: Remember guys, not Mel or Sasami.

They opened the door and snuck in undetected.

Zoel: okay everybody ready? 1...2...3!

*SPLASH*

They all dashed toward the kitchen.

Aisha: What a waste of perfectly good stew.

Gene: *Under his breath* I wouldn't say good.

Before Aisha could reply Ayeka ran into the room with a large tentacle on her head.

Zoel: *causally eating a waffle* what the hell happened to you?

Ayeka: someone dumped some horrid stew on me!

Jim and Gene restrained Aisha

Zoel: if you ask me I think it was...

*BOOM*

Kojo: DEAR GOD IT BURNS!!!

Jim: The coffee machine!

Gene/Aisha/Zoel: *Laughing too hard to say anything*

Jim: STOP MOVING!!! YOUR TRAILING COFFEE EVERYWHERE!!!

Tenchi: Ouch...

At that moment Washu walked into the room with a "Im gunna kill you" expression on her face.

Washu: *now smiling* You been having fun without me?

Kojo: MAKE IT STOP!!!

Zoel: what did I *snicker* tell you about *snicker* the coffee machine?

Mel: Oh my.

Guillim: Gene its time to land.

Gene: Okay guys lets go.

The crew heads to the cockpit with Zoel and Tenchi. Everyone else put cold water on Kojo.

Melfina: *comes up in her tube*

Tenchi: *nose bleed*

Zoel: Holy crap! Is she always like that!

Gene: Yeah.

Zoel: sweet!

Mel: I can't hear what your saying! Speak up!

Gene: nothing important.

They landed but Zoel and Tenchi hit the windshield.

They were all walking down the sidewalk. A beautiful woman walked up to them.

Woman: are you Gene Starwind?

Gene: Yeah. And who are you?

Woman: my name is Hamoushi of the Anten 7. And now you will die! PAGUWANSANFAN PAGUWANSANFAN PAGUWANSANFAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gene: She's using TAO magic!

Jukai and Tobeigera appeared behind her. Everyone dove behind random things

Jukai: There's no escape Melfina and the X.G.P. belong to the Anten 7 *begins Tao chant*

Everything began to shake

Gene: Jim, get Mel outta here!

Jim and Mel began to run but to no avail.

Two tables flew up and locked like a cage around Mel.

Jim: Mel!!!

Zoel: time to prove our usefulness Kojo!

Kojo: K!!!

The tables/cage were flying toward them. Zoel pulled out a laptop and began typing.

Zoel: GET READY... JUMP!!!

Kojo jumped into the air and grabbed the tables.

Zoel: * through microphone* YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

Kojo cut the tables in half and grabbed Mel. He then fell to the ground and landed.

Mel: Thank you.



*.....IN THE GEOMANCER...*

Hazanko: RYOKO! FINISH THEM!

With out a word Ryoko flew out and toward the scene.

Gene: *counts on fingers* What the hell there's 8 of them.

Ryoko: TENCHI!!!

Tenchi: Ryoko?!?

A huge fight over Tenchi ensues

Gene: Well you found her now lets get back to work!

*CRASH*

A red ship had broken through the barrier.

Jim: Looks familiar Gene. (The one with the hijacker. Remember?)

Gene: SHUT UP!

Tenchi: *sweat drop* Mihoshi...

Mihoshi: Oops...

Kiyone: DAMMIT MIHOSHI!!!

*CRACKLE*

Zoel: Hold on!!!

Sasami: *holding onto Jim* What's going on!?

Jim: *Goofy grin*

Zoel: we're about to be transported!

Gene: Only us. Right?

Zoel: YUP!

*BOOM*

Gene: *standing up* what happened... HUH!

Gene was standing on a suspended platform with nothing around.

Boy: This is your path.

Gene: And who the hell... you're...

Lil Gene: you. But younger. And this is your path.

Gene: okay... this is freaking me out.

Lil Gene: This is only the beginning.

Gene looked around and saw all of his friends floating around in bubbles. Orange and red leaves began to fall around them.

Gene: What the hell!

Gene turned back to see him self but no one was there.

Gene: ...Walk my path...

Jim: WAKE UP!!!

Gene: Huh...

Gene was laying in a park with everyone standing or laying around him.



Hack: to quote Edward "spoooooooooooky" any way the two people at the office with Kiyone were from the episode "law and lawlessness". And Hanmyo was the girl from "cats and girls and space ships". Yup...real title got it off the DVD.

Kojo: Thanks for the reviews. ^_^

Gene: this is Gene Starwind. Next time on O.L.G.T.! Fox demons, bounty hunters, and sweet snow. THE GEMINI EMERGE. MEET Yusuke! Ya better get ready.

Hack: *sarcastically* Good job they'll never know were the next stop is. Please R/R ^_^

Disclaimer: Don't own anything... Except my charters Kojo and Zoel.