Hack: Hey it's me with chapter 4 and some news. We finally got enough money
for a sound system!
All: YAY!
Hack: But some one saw it fit to blow all our money on nachos and beer!
Zoel: *To Gene and Yusuke * Crap! RUN!
Hack: so Jim will have to do the sound effects.
Jim: Why me?
Hack: Because it's "Jim will do the sound effects day!"
Corin: Yup sure it is...
{Time to know-be waltz: Cowboy bebop O.S.T. future blues}
Hack: it is! Why are you all leaving? Aren't you impressed by my new sound system? Fine have it your way I'll use my sound system to do the effects but only this time!
Disclaimer: I don't own any thing and this will apply to all future chapters.
This takes place during the episode "Hang Fire"
TRIGUN TUSSLE
Scene opens with Gene walking through a desert like area.
Gene: *under breath* How the hell did this happen?
*Flash back*
Zoel spilling coffee on console
Zoel: CRAP!!! *Bang*
*End*
Washu: I could jus-*cut-off*
Gene: I'LL KILL HIM!!!
Hiei: Shut up already Baka!
Ayeka: Yes, it is becoming quite annoying.
Kojo: *hyped up on sugar*
Corin: *now wearing a poncho with his cat on his shoulder* Yeah... I already took care of him. *Evil grin*
*In ship*
Zoel handcuffed to pipe
Zoel: hello? Any one there? BASTARDS!!!
*Back to earth*
Kojo: *speaking incredibly fast* HEY-YOU-KNOW-WHAT-THEY-SAY-EASY-COME-EASY- GO-PLUSE-WE-JUST-CAN'T-HIT-ANY-"WAVES"-UNTIL-IT-GETS-FIXED-BY-THIS-PLANT- THEIG!
Jim: yeah not to mention-*cut off*
Kojo: WE-HAVE-NO-FOOD-OR-WATER-AND-WERE-WANDERING-AROUND-THE-DEASERT-AND- WERE ALL-GOING-TO-DIE-HERE!!!
Washu: Really, I could just-*cut-off*
Suzuka: why don't we just split in to groups, then we could earn money and fix the ship at the same time.
Kurama: good idea. I'll take the money group.
Everyone accept Washu: money!
Corin: Damn this isn't going to work...
Washu: *angry* DAMN QUIT YOUR BITCHI'N AND LET ME FIX THE DAMN ENGIN!!!!!!
Ryoko: Hey I bet Washu could fix it. Well what do you think mom?
Washu: Yeah sure... Why not. *Sigh*
Corin pushes a button on his watch and the ship comes roaring down next to them.
Gene: Where the hell did you get that watch?
Corin: I um... Made it. *Smile*
Every one enters the ship where they find Zoel waiting for them.
Kojo: He's loose! He's loose! Run!
{Yo pumpkin head: bebop}
Zoel: while all you morons were out wandering through the desert I found a bounty!
Gene: yeah how much is it?
Zoel: It's worth $$ 60,000,000,000!
Gene: well I'm going after it! What is it?
Zoel: his name is Vash the stampede the humanoid typhoon! He's wanted for destroying July city, Augusta city, and putting a hole in the fifth moon. He has also been named the first human disaster.
Yuske: *whistles* damn it sounds like beating him would be worth 60,000,000,000.
Tenchi: Why can't I have a normal life first I'm forced to live with bounty hunters, assassins, pirates, cat people, demons, princesses, and police officers!
Yuske: you for got spirit detectives.
Ryo-ohki: meow meow!
{End}
While all this was going on Kojo, Corin, and Jim were leaving.
*Out side*
{Give and take: bebop}
Jim: Corin? What are you planning?
Corin: well a sand steamer will come by this way soon.
Jim: how do you plan to get up to the deck?
Corin: were going to fly!
*Sound of sand steamer*
Jim: WHAT?!!
Corin takes off his poncho to reveal too large hawk wings.
Jim: What the hell?!!
Before Jim can respond Corin grabs a hold of Kojo and Jim and fly's toward the steamer, with Gatto (the cat) on his back.
The camera turns to see Suzuka, Gene, Kurama, and Ryoko, and Zoel leaving the ship.
*On the steamer*
Corin, now wearing his poncho again, drops out a vent and wanders towards a empty room, Jim and Kojo do the same. Once in the room Jim begins to question Corin's origin.
Jim: Hey Corin how-
Corin: did I get wing's right?
Jim nods.
Corin: well all Surels have them. I just hide them because I don't like having them in my way all the time, can you imagine trying to turn around in the KAT-8 with these? I hope I didn't freak you out or any thing. *Smiles* any way I'm hungry so I'm gunna go see if there's any food do you want any thing?
After taking their orders Corin walked in to the hall
Guard: May I please see your ticket.
Corin: ... No.
Guard 2: you need a ticket.
Corin: well I ... Look an armed hijacker *points behind them*
The guards look behind them to see an armed hijacker.
Corin: What the hell?
Corin snatches one of the guard's guns and dives behind a door.
*Eye catch*
*Dunking Doughnuts commercial* Scene opens with Vash running away from numerous bounty hunters and into a Dunkin Doughnuts store.
Vash: after a hard day of being shot at by large angry men on a desert like planet only dunkin doughnuts can satisfy my mighty hunger, isn't that right Meryl? *Smiles and gives a thumbs up to the camera*
Meryl: *obviously forcing a smile* Yes that is right Vash.
Vash: so remember: when the gung ho guns come for your head, you always have a friend in doughnuts! *Smiles even bigger and waves to the camera*
As the camera fades out Vash leaps over counter and begins to eat the doughnuts.
*End Commercial*
Corin dives out and charges the hijackers, beating them mercilessly with the gun. Corin runs to room and notices the boys are gone.
Corin: Damn!
Corin ran to the hall picked up the hijacker's guns and slowly walks down the hall.
*Outside*
Gene and company hare somehow beat the steamer to new Oregon City and are staying in a hotel.
Gene: He's in this town the $$60,000,000,000 man. Vash the stampede.
*The next morning*
Gene: Damn I'm hungry we definitely need some food.
Suzu: yes I wouldn't mind having a cup of tea either.
Ryoko: Well I'm gunna find this Vash kill him, and get the money!
Kurama: yes to get food we will need money.
Gene: you make it sound like I'm poor.
Ryoko: Well you are.
Gene shrugs and they part.
Gene: it's a good thing I can keep a straight face while lying. *Holds up money* and now I have enough for breakfast.
Fred: Gene!
Gene: son of a. Hey Fred.
Fred: Gene I was so worried about you when I heard you were after this dangerous man I just had to come. Gene?
Suzuka: while you were talking Gene went to that restaurant.
Fred: Gene I'm coming! *Runs to restaurant*
Gene now sitting with his back to Wolfwood and Vash
Wolfwood: *saying something to Vash* (sorry if I get this wrong) well Vash I knew you were different but I never knew you were a-
Gene jumps out of his booth and aims his caster straight at Kuroneko.
Wolfwood: cat. what?
Gene: what the hell! *Walks off*
Gene walks out in the street to see Suzuka.
Suzu: something's coming.
*The steamer*
Corin made his way through the halls causally taking out guards along the way. Since they didn't have any kind of uniform it was particularly easy. He finally made it to the place where the hostages were held. He heard the men talking about their plans to kill the polo family by taking hostages. Corin looked at the hostages Jim and Kojo were keeping quiet so Corin's plan would work. He then got word they were about to hit the target.
{Doggy dog II: Bebop}
The just as planned, Suzuka simply looked at Gene and said, "see?" Gene drew his caster and ran for the tower Suzuka right behind him. Mean while in the steamer the Fris bandits were now making their move Corin leaned against a wall until they were gone. He then made his move he walked behind the guards and began his attack first he drew his stolen guns and began beating the bards senseless until they were all out. He untied the passengers and began walking to the door he then turned to the passengers.
Corin: I suggest you people leave now. You see a man named Vash is here and he's very dangerous and I.. Um, never mind.
All the people except two had left.
Meryl: why are you still here if Vash is?
Kojo: our wallets are empty and our belly's are hungry.
Milly: your going after Vash?
Corin: Of course.
And with that Corin drew his sword. It was huge and had strange markings but the strangest thing was that after the handle the sword's blade cut diagonally. He lifted it up above his head and swung it down. The blade opened to reveal that instead of a normal sword it was combined with a chainsaw.
Corin: well bye! *Runs*
*Meanwhile*
Gene: by the look of the bodies he should be somewhere here!
Zoel: well that might be true but they're still alive!
Just then Vash's voice came over the loud speaker. He was singing his song about genocide.
Gene: that's him!
*Corin runs by with his sword*
Corin: here you go * throws sword at Zoel*
Zoel: I can't use this!
Corin: nether can I! *Runs away*
Zoel: *takes sword throws it at the passing Kojo* Kojo: *takes it* FINE! I'LL TAKE IT OUT SIDE! *Runs past*
Gene: Jim! Come on! *All run after Corin*
They rush into a room where they find three men. One has spiked blond hair and a white shirt. The second has brown hair, green shirt and is holding a shotgun, and the third is tied up on the ground.
{End}
Gene: Dammit! Which one is real.
Zoel: that one! *Points at Vash*
Corin: Gene, be careful we're going to get these two out.
Zoel and Corin run and pick both men off the ground, then jump out the window and run down the side of the steamer.
Gene: your mine. *Aims caster*
Vash: I'd rather not fight.
Gene: then lets go to the police station.
Vash: I'd rather not get arrested.
Gene: Fine then we fight.
Vash: lets go outside so no one gets hurt.
Gene: fine with me!
Vash: *leaps out window* RUN! OR I'LL HAVE TO KILL YOU ALL! THAT'S RIGHT IM VASH THE STAMPEDE! GO NOW!
*People run screaming*
They hit the ground, and draw their weapons.
Hostage: Help! Please don't shoot!
Wolfwood turns and aims his gun at the man. Suddenly a vine wraps around his gun. {Waltz for Zizi: bebop}
Kurama: killing him would only make matters worse.
Vash: don't shoot him! You have no right to take another's life
Man: why don't you tell him that? He's the one who killed my daughter! I must avenge her!
Vash: No!
Vash grabs the man's gun and knocks him to the ground.
Gene: this can't be the man who's killed thousands.
Vash takes multiple blows to the face.
Gene: if he were why would he risk his own life to save some man, no some murderer he doesn't even know?
The man is now sitting on the other holding a shotgun to his face, while Vash tries to talk him out of it.
Gene: why the hell is he doing this?
Man: I can't do it! Why can't I avenge you?
{End}
*Later*
Corin: well damn I can't take you in now.
Kurama: I think we all agree on that.
Ryoko: I don't we need money!
Everyone drags Ryoko away leaving only Gene and Corin behind.
{Sound life: Rem's song, Trigun}
Gene: well I owe you an apology.
Vash: No need, I'm sure we will run into each other again.
Corin: Well why don't you come with us?
Vash: I can't but if you wait a few days sure!
Corin: we don't have time to wait. But you can take this when you're done. Push the red button and I'll come as soon as I can. *Hands Vash transmitter*
Milly: where are you going?
Corin: to another universe of coarse.
Meryl: sounds like fun but we'll all have to go to.
Gene: sure no problem. Well bye!
*End*
Hack: so what did you think? please review. And check back on Wednesday for details on where I'm moving the story!
*Preview*
{Want it all back: bebop}
Spike: hey next episode finally shows the true star of the show, me Spike!
Gene: what the hell is that suppose to mean!
Spike: take a guess.
*Sound of fighting*
Sasami: next episode: bebop bounty blast!
Hack: and remember to tune in next time for o.l.g.t! Seeya!
All: YAY!
Hack: But some one saw it fit to blow all our money on nachos and beer!
Zoel: *To Gene and Yusuke * Crap! RUN!
Hack: so Jim will have to do the sound effects.
Jim: Why me?
Hack: Because it's "Jim will do the sound effects day!"
Corin: Yup sure it is...
{Time to know-be waltz: Cowboy bebop O.S.T. future blues}
Hack: it is! Why are you all leaving? Aren't you impressed by my new sound system? Fine have it your way I'll use my sound system to do the effects but only this time!
Disclaimer: I don't own any thing and this will apply to all future chapters.
This takes place during the episode "Hang Fire"
TRIGUN TUSSLE
Scene opens with Gene walking through a desert like area.
Gene: *under breath* How the hell did this happen?
*Flash back*
Zoel spilling coffee on console
Zoel: CRAP!!! *Bang*
*End*
Washu: I could jus-*cut-off*
Gene: I'LL KILL HIM!!!
Hiei: Shut up already Baka!
Ayeka: Yes, it is becoming quite annoying.
Kojo: *hyped up on sugar*
Corin: *now wearing a poncho with his cat on his shoulder* Yeah... I already took care of him. *Evil grin*
*In ship*
Zoel handcuffed to pipe
Zoel: hello? Any one there? BASTARDS!!!
*Back to earth*
Kojo: *speaking incredibly fast* HEY-YOU-KNOW-WHAT-THEY-SAY-EASY-COME-EASY- GO-PLUSE-WE-JUST-CAN'T-HIT-ANY-"WAVES"-UNTIL-IT-GETS-FIXED-BY-THIS-PLANT- THEIG!
Jim: yeah not to mention-*cut off*
Kojo: WE-HAVE-NO-FOOD-OR-WATER-AND-WERE-WANDERING-AROUND-THE-DEASERT-AND- WERE ALL-GOING-TO-DIE-HERE!!!
Washu: Really, I could just-*cut-off*
Suzuka: why don't we just split in to groups, then we could earn money and fix the ship at the same time.
Kurama: good idea. I'll take the money group.
Everyone accept Washu: money!
Corin: Damn this isn't going to work...
Washu: *angry* DAMN QUIT YOUR BITCHI'N AND LET ME FIX THE DAMN ENGIN!!!!!!
Ryoko: Hey I bet Washu could fix it. Well what do you think mom?
Washu: Yeah sure... Why not. *Sigh*
Corin pushes a button on his watch and the ship comes roaring down next to them.
Gene: Where the hell did you get that watch?
Corin: I um... Made it. *Smile*
Every one enters the ship where they find Zoel waiting for them.
Kojo: He's loose! He's loose! Run!
{Yo pumpkin head: bebop}
Zoel: while all you morons were out wandering through the desert I found a bounty!
Gene: yeah how much is it?
Zoel: It's worth $$ 60,000,000,000!
Gene: well I'm going after it! What is it?
Zoel: his name is Vash the stampede the humanoid typhoon! He's wanted for destroying July city, Augusta city, and putting a hole in the fifth moon. He has also been named the first human disaster.
Yuske: *whistles* damn it sounds like beating him would be worth 60,000,000,000.
Tenchi: Why can't I have a normal life first I'm forced to live with bounty hunters, assassins, pirates, cat people, demons, princesses, and police officers!
Yuske: you for got spirit detectives.
Ryo-ohki: meow meow!
{End}
While all this was going on Kojo, Corin, and Jim were leaving.
*Out side*
{Give and take: bebop}
Jim: Corin? What are you planning?
Corin: well a sand steamer will come by this way soon.
Jim: how do you plan to get up to the deck?
Corin: were going to fly!
*Sound of sand steamer*
Jim: WHAT?!!
Corin takes off his poncho to reveal too large hawk wings.
Jim: What the hell?!!
Before Jim can respond Corin grabs a hold of Kojo and Jim and fly's toward the steamer, with Gatto (the cat) on his back.
The camera turns to see Suzuka, Gene, Kurama, and Ryoko, and Zoel leaving the ship.
*On the steamer*
Corin, now wearing his poncho again, drops out a vent and wanders towards a empty room, Jim and Kojo do the same. Once in the room Jim begins to question Corin's origin.
Jim: Hey Corin how-
Corin: did I get wing's right?
Jim nods.
Corin: well all Surels have them. I just hide them because I don't like having them in my way all the time, can you imagine trying to turn around in the KAT-8 with these? I hope I didn't freak you out or any thing. *Smiles* any way I'm hungry so I'm gunna go see if there's any food do you want any thing?
After taking their orders Corin walked in to the hall
Guard: May I please see your ticket.
Corin: ... No.
Guard 2: you need a ticket.
Corin: well I ... Look an armed hijacker *points behind them*
The guards look behind them to see an armed hijacker.
Corin: What the hell?
Corin snatches one of the guard's guns and dives behind a door.
*Eye catch*
*Dunking Doughnuts commercial* Scene opens with Vash running away from numerous bounty hunters and into a Dunkin Doughnuts store.
Vash: after a hard day of being shot at by large angry men on a desert like planet only dunkin doughnuts can satisfy my mighty hunger, isn't that right Meryl? *Smiles and gives a thumbs up to the camera*
Meryl: *obviously forcing a smile* Yes that is right Vash.
Vash: so remember: when the gung ho guns come for your head, you always have a friend in doughnuts! *Smiles even bigger and waves to the camera*
As the camera fades out Vash leaps over counter and begins to eat the doughnuts.
*End Commercial*
Corin dives out and charges the hijackers, beating them mercilessly with the gun. Corin runs to room and notices the boys are gone.
Corin: Damn!
Corin ran to the hall picked up the hijacker's guns and slowly walks down the hall.
*Outside*
Gene and company hare somehow beat the steamer to new Oregon City and are staying in a hotel.
Gene: He's in this town the $$60,000,000,000 man. Vash the stampede.
*The next morning*
Gene: Damn I'm hungry we definitely need some food.
Suzu: yes I wouldn't mind having a cup of tea either.
Ryoko: Well I'm gunna find this Vash kill him, and get the money!
Kurama: yes to get food we will need money.
Gene: you make it sound like I'm poor.
Ryoko: Well you are.
Gene shrugs and they part.
Gene: it's a good thing I can keep a straight face while lying. *Holds up money* and now I have enough for breakfast.
Fred: Gene!
Gene: son of a. Hey Fred.
Fred: Gene I was so worried about you when I heard you were after this dangerous man I just had to come. Gene?
Suzuka: while you were talking Gene went to that restaurant.
Fred: Gene I'm coming! *Runs to restaurant*
Gene now sitting with his back to Wolfwood and Vash
Wolfwood: *saying something to Vash* (sorry if I get this wrong) well Vash I knew you were different but I never knew you were a-
Gene jumps out of his booth and aims his caster straight at Kuroneko.
Wolfwood: cat. what?
Gene: what the hell! *Walks off*
Gene walks out in the street to see Suzuka.
Suzu: something's coming.
*The steamer*
Corin made his way through the halls causally taking out guards along the way. Since they didn't have any kind of uniform it was particularly easy. He finally made it to the place where the hostages were held. He heard the men talking about their plans to kill the polo family by taking hostages. Corin looked at the hostages Jim and Kojo were keeping quiet so Corin's plan would work. He then got word they were about to hit the target.
{Doggy dog II: Bebop}
The just as planned, Suzuka simply looked at Gene and said, "see?" Gene drew his caster and ran for the tower Suzuka right behind him. Mean while in the steamer the Fris bandits were now making their move Corin leaned against a wall until they were gone. He then made his move he walked behind the guards and began his attack first he drew his stolen guns and began beating the bards senseless until they were all out. He untied the passengers and began walking to the door he then turned to the passengers.
Corin: I suggest you people leave now. You see a man named Vash is here and he's very dangerous and I.. Um, never mind.
All the people except two had left.
Meryl: why are you still here if Vash is?
Kojo: our wallets are empty and our belly's are hungry.
Milly: your going after Vash?
Corin: Of course.
And with that Corin drew his sword. It was huge and had strange markings but the strangest thing was that after the handle the sword's blade cut diagonally. He lifted it up above his head and swung it down. The blade opened to reveal that instead of a normal sword it was combined with a chainsaw.
Corin: well bye! *Runs*
*Meanwhile*
Gene: by the look of the bodies he should be somewhere here!
Zoel: well that might be true but they're still alive!
Just then Vash's voice came over the loud speaker. He was singing his song about genocide.
Gene: that's him!
*Corin runs by with his sword*
Corin: here you go * throws sword at Zoel*
Zoel: I can't use this!
Corin: nether can I! *Runs away*
Zoel: *takes sword throws it at the passing Kojo* Kojo: *takes it* FINE! I'LL TAKE IT OUT SIDE! *Runs past*
Gene: Jim! Come on! *All run after Corin*
They rush into a room where they find three men. One has spiked blond hair and a white shirt. The second has brown hair, green shirt and is holding a shotgun, and the third is tied up on the ground.
{End}
Gene: Dammit! Which one is real.
Zoel: that one! *Points at Vash*
Corin: Gene, be careful we're going to get these two out.
Zoel and Corin run and pick both men off the ground, then jump out the window and run down the side of the steamer.
Gene: your mine. *Aims caster*
Vash: I'd rather not fight.
Gene: then lets go to the police station.
Vash: I'd rather not get arrested.
Gene: Fine then we fight.
Vash: lets go outside so no one gets hurt.
Gene: fine with me!
Vash: *leaps out window* RUN! OR I'LL HAVE TO KILL YOU ALL! THAT'S RIGHT IM VASH THE STAMPEDE! GO NOW!
*People run screaming*
They hit the ground, and draw their weapons.
Hostage: Help! Please don't shoot!
Wolfwood turns and aims his gun at the man. Suddenly a vine wraps around his gun. {Waltz for Zizi: bebop}
Kurama: killing him would only make matters worse.
Vash: don't shoot him! You have no right to take another's life
Man: why don't you tell him that? He's the one who killed my daughter! I must avenge her!
Vash: No!
Vash grabs the man's gun and knocks him to the ground.
Gene: this can't be the man who's killed thousands.
Vash takes multiple blows to the face.
Gene: if he were why would he risk his own life to save some man, no some murderer he doesn't even know?
The man is now sitting on the other holding a shotgun to his face, while Vash tries to talk him out of it.
Gene: why the hell is he doing this?
Man: I can't do it! Why can't I avenge you?
{End}
*Later*
Corin: well damn I can't take you in now.
Kurama: I think we all agree on that.
Ryoko: I don't we need money!
Everyone drags Ryoko away leaving only Gene and Corin behind.
{Sound life: Rem's song, Trigun}
Gene: well I owe you an apology.
Vash: No need, I'm sure we will run into each other again.
Corin: Well why don't you come with us?
Vash: I can't but if you wait a few days sure!
Corin: we don't have time to wait. But you can take this when you're done. Push the red button and I'll come as soon as I can. *Hands Vash transmitter*
Milly: where are you going?
Corin: to another universe of coarse.
Meryl: sounds like fun but we'll all have to go to.
Gene: sure no problem. Well bye!
*End*
Hack: so what did you think? please review. And check back on Wednesday for details on where I'm moving the story!
*Preview*
{Want it all back: bebop}
Spike: hey next episode finally shows the true star of the show, me Spike!
Gene: what the hell is that suppose to mean!
Spike: take a guess.
*Sound of fighting*
Sasami: next episode: bebop bounty blast!
Hack: and remember to tune in next time for o.l.g.t! Seeya!