Piccolo's World II
Okay, here it is. Chapter II. Sorry it took a little longer then I had anticipated.
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Chapter II
Recoome's Taxi Headquarters. . . .
Burter limped into the run-down corner building owned by Recoome and Jeice and Recoome ran over to him.
"Who did this mate?" Jeice asked.
"It was. . . It was. . ." Burter replied weakly.
"Come on, say it already," Recoome said.
"It was that Saiyajin! It was. . . It was. . ."
"Just fucking say it!" Recoome shouted.
"It was. . . Goku!"
"What'd he do that for eh?" Jeice asked.
"I went in to rob his store and he socked me good."
"He won't get away with this," Recoome replied.
"Let's show him what happens when he messes with. . . The Ginyu Force!!" Jeice shouted.
All three went into a pose for several minutes. Then they jumped into a yellow taxi with black tinted windows. Recoome was the driver. Jeice and Burter sat in the back with Jeice behind Recoome. On the way Jeice sparked a blunt and soon all three had a blunt (Jeice had several on him). The car was smoked out and people saw the taxi driving on the wrong side of the road and swerving.
"We're gonna kill him good," Burter said.
"Yeah, if we can find the place," Jeice replied. "I can't see shit."
All three of them laughed. It was true, Recoome had no idea where he was. He simply kept driving.
Hours later. . . .
"That's the place!" Burter exclaimed.
Recoome stopped the taxi right in front of the store.
Goku woke up and saw the taxi's windows roll down. He had no idea who it was. He stretched and yawned and waited for someone to come out. Instead, two ands came of the car (one for each driver-side window. Recoome and Jeice).
"Oh shit," Goku said to himself after realizing what was going to happen. He took cover behind the counter and soon the store was being bombarded by ki blasts.
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"Yek! Yek! Yek!" Jeice laughed. "Look at that building fry, mate!"
The building was nothing more then a burning ruin. Recoome clapped his hands together. "Victory."
"Let's see if the bastard survived," Jeice said, "guard the car Burter."
"Sure thing," Burter replied.
Jeice and Recoome stepped out of the car and observed the wreckage.
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Vegeta had just smoked two joints and was feeling pretty damn good when he saw his store completely destroyed.
"FUCK!!!" he shouted louder then ever. It could be heard from blocks away.
Burter saw him and jumped into the driver's seat. Without saying a word he drove off.
"You're gonna die!" Vegeta shouted, and chased after the car.
Jeice pointed at Vegeta. "Look mate, it's Vegeta!"
"Let's kill that fucker!" Recoome shouted.
"Not so fast," Goku said from behind.
Recoome and Jeice both spun around. "You!" they both exclaimed.
"What you did wasn't very nice," Goku told them. "I'm gonna have to kick your ass."
"Oh yeah?" Recoome replied. "I'll squash you like a little bug."
Recoome threw a punch and Goku simply dodged and kicked him in the face. Recoome was knocked out in one shot.
"I'll just kill you myself mate!" Jeice shouted. He threw a punch of his own. Goku caught it and punched him in the face. Jeice was knocked out as well.
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Vegeta landed on the back of the taxi tore the roof right off. Now it looked like Burter was driving a convertible taxi with black tinted windows.
"Oh SHIT!!" Burter exclaimed.
Burter tried to swerve the car to knock Vegeta off, but it did nothing.
"Time to die Burter!" Vegeta shouted. He grabbed Burter by the back of the neck.
"Vegeta! No! Gah!"
Vegeta snapped his neck and then blasted him. The car swerved off the road and crashed into a building, but Vegeta had already flown off. He landed in the rubble of what used to be his store.
"Kakarot, you fucking bastard!" Vegeta shouted. "You let them destroy the store!"
"I'm sorry Vegeta," Goku apologized.
"Shut the fuck up! Get outta my sight! You're fired bitch!"
"Ah man," Goku said sadly and left.
Vegeta looked at Jeice and Recoome. "Well, Kakarot did something right for once. He killed you guys!"
Then, without another word, Vegeta flew off.
Hours later. . . .
"Ouch, that smarts," Recoome said sitting up and rubbing his face.
"I'll get that bloke," Jeice replied.
When Goku had knocked them out they had looked dead, but as everyone knew, Goku was an idiot and didn't kill all of his enemies. They had looked dead but were far from it.
"Where's Burter?" Recoome asked.
"Vegeta probably killed him," Jeice replied.
"Damn, that sucks."
"Yeah, but oh well."
They flew back to HQ with revenge on their minds.
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Well, that's that for now. Piccolo wasn't in this chapter, but he will be in the next. Hopefully you got a good laugh, and I'll post Chapter III as soon as I can.
Okay, here it is. Chapter II. Sorry it took a little longer then I had anticipated.
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Chapter II
Recoome's Taxi Headquarters. . . .
Burter limped into the run-down corner building owned by Recoome and Jeice and Recoome ran over to him.
"Who did this mate?" Jeice asked.
"It was. . . It was. . ." Burter replied weakly.
"Come on, say it already," Recoome said.
"It was that Saiyajin! It was. . . It was. . ."
"Just fucking say it!" Recoome shouted.
"It was. . . Goku!"
"What'd he do that for eh?" Jeice asked.
"I went in to rob his store and he socked me good."
"He won't get away with this," Recoome replied.
"Let's show him what happens when he messes with. . . The Ginyu Force!!" Jeice shouted.
All three went into a pose for several minutes. Then they jumped into a yellow taxi with black tinted windows. Recoome was the driver. Jeice and Burter sat in the back with Jeice behind Recoome. On the way Jeice sparked a blunt and soon all three had a blunt (Jeice had several on him). The car was smoked out and people saw the taxi driving on the wrong side of the road and swerving.
"We're gonna kill him good," Burter said.
"Yeah, if we can find the place," Jeice replied. "I can't see shit."
All three of them laughed. It was true, Recoome had no idea where he was. He simply kept driving.
Hours later. . . .
"That's the place!" Burter exclaimed.
Recoome stopped the taxi right in front of the store.
Goku woke up and saw the taxi's windows roll down. He had no idea who it was. He stretched and yawned and waited for someone to come out. Instead, two ands came of the car (one for each driver-side window. Recoome and Jeice).
"Oh shit," Goku said to himself after realizing what was going to happen. He took cover behind the counter and soon the store was being bombarded by ki blasts.
---
"Yek! Yek! Yek!" Jeice laughed. "Look at that building fry, mate!"
The building was nothing more then a burning ruin. Recoome clapped his hands together. "Victory."
"Let's see if the bastard survived," Jeice said, "guard the car Burter."
"Sure thing," Burter replied.
Jeice and Recoome stepped out of the car and observed the wreckage.
---
Vegeta had just smoked two joints and was feeling pretty damn good when he saw his store completely destroyed.
"FUCK!!!" he shouted louder then ever. It could be heard from blocks away.
Burter saw him and jumped into the driver's seat. Without saying a word he drove off.
"You're gonna die!" Vegeta shouted, and chased after the car.
Jeice pointed at Vegeta. "Look mate, it's Vegeta!"
"Let's kill that fucker!" Recoome shouted.
"Not so fast," Goku said from behind.
Recoome and Jeice both spun around. "You!" they both exclaimed.
"What you did wasn't very nice," Goku told them. "I'm gonna have to kick your ass."
"Oh yeah?" Recoome replied. "I'll squash you like a little bug."
Recoome threw a punch and Goku simply dodged and kicked him in the face. Recoome was knocked out in one shot.
"I'll just kill you myself mate!" Jeice shouted. He threw a punch of his own. Goku caught it and punched him in the face. Jeice was knocked out as well.
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Vegeta landed on the back of the taxi tore the roof right off. Now it looked like Burter was driving a convertible taxi with black tinted windows.
"Oh SHIT!!" Burter exclaimed.
Burter tried to swerve the car to knock Vegeta off, but it did nothing.
"Time to die Burter!" Vegeta shouted. He grabbed Burter by the back of the neck.
"Vegeta! No! Gah!"
Vegeta snapped his neck and then blasted him. The car swerved off the road and crashed into a building, but Vegeta had already flown off. He landed in the rubble of what used to be his store.
"Kakarot, you fucking bastard!" Vegeta shouted. "You let them destroy the store!"
"I'm sorry Vegeta," Goku apologized.
"Shut the fuck up! Get outta my sight! You're fired bitch!"
"Ah man," Goku said sadly and left.
Vegeta looked at Jeice and Recoome. "Well, Kakarot did something right for once. He killed you guys!"
Then, without another word, Vegeta flew off.
Hours later. . . .
"Ouch, that smarts," Recoome said sitting up and rubbing his face.
"I'll get that bloke," Jeice replied.
When Goku had knocked them out they had looked dead, but as everyone knew, Goku was an idiot and didn't kill all of his enemies. They had looked dead but were far from it.
"Where's Burter?" Recoome asked.
"Vegeta probably killed him," Jeice replied.
"Damn, that sucks."
"Yeah, but oh well."
They flew back to HQ with revenge on their minds.
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Well, that's that for now. Piccolo wasn't in this chapter, but he will be in the next. Hopefully you got a good laugh, and I'll post Chapter III as soon as I can.