Piccolo's World II
Chapter II
Piccolo's Office. . . .
The office was entirely smoked out. Piccolo sat behind his desk with a cigar in one hand and a smile on his face. It was a peaceful night. . . unfortunately. Piccolo was about to go asleep when he heard a knocking on the floor. At first he thought he was hearing things because he was really really stoned. However, the knocking turned into pounding. Piccolo put his cigar in his mouth and made his way to where the sound was. It came from the trap door.
"What the fuck?" Piccolo asked himself.
Then, suddenly, a green fist punched the door open. It was none other then Guldo! "I'm free!" he shouted.
"Holy shit!" Piccolo exclaimed. The cigar fell out of his mouth and landed on one of Guldo's eyes. Guldo lost his grip and fell.
Without hesitation Piccolo ran to his chair and closed the trap door. He was breathing hard and had a scared look on his face. That never happened before. A second later Cell came in. "Are you all right Mr. Piccolo?"
Piccolo straightened his tie. "Yes, of course. Get me a glass of water."
"Yes, sir, Mr. Piccolo sir."
Cell left to get the water and Piccolo glanced at the trap door. Hopefully Guldo was dead this time.
---
On his way back to his run-down apartment that night, Goku ran into none other than his good friend Krillen. Krillen seemed to be in a good mood.
"Hey Goku, how's it going?" Krillen said.
"Vegeta fired me," Goku said sadly.
"What a bitch. I got something that'll cheer you up though."
"Nothing can cheer me up. I should just kill myself."
"Nah Goku, that isn't necessary. I got us some of these."
Krillen pulled out a small bag out of his pocket. Inside were shrooms!
"These will cheer you up, Goku."
(Note, shrooms probably won't cheer you up if you're in a shitty mood)
"Shrooms? What are those?"
"You eat 'em and have the time of your life. Can I crash at your place?"
"Yeah, sure. Let's go."
They made their way to the run-down building that Goku lived in. His room was practically empty with the exception of an old and torn couch and a small T.V. The walls were rotting and torn as well. His apartment indeed sucked.
"Well," Krillen said, "let's pop, err, eat these shrooms already."
"So they're really that good?" Goku asked. He thought they were just regular edible mushrooms.
"Yep."
They sat down on the couch and Krillen set the bag down between them. Goku grabbed one and ate it. Within a second Goku shouted, "What the fuck?! That tasted like shit!"
Krillen ate one. "Yeah, but we gotta eat."
"You said they were good."
"Taste good to me."
Goku sighed and ate another. These things tasted horrible, but Krillen was right. They had to eat. Soon the bag was gone and Goku felt like he was going to vomit. Krillen seemed normal.
"Let's watch T.V.," Krillen said.
"It doesn't work."
"What? Why the fuck do you have it then?"
Goku shrugged and laid his head back. He began to notice the walls and ceiling were changing color. As a matter of fact, everything was except him. For some reason he didn't tell Krillen. Suddenly the walls began to flash and the room around him began to spin. Goku pictured himself sitting on the couch and seeing this from a third-person view.
"Krillen, what the fuck is going on?"
There was no reply. Goku turned and saw that he was gone! Suddenly everything stopped spinning (but not flashing) and someone kicked down his door. None other then an angry looking Vegeta wearing his old Saiyajin armor came in. His skin was blue and his hair was red. His eyes were completely green.
"Vegeta!" Goku exclaimed.
Vegeta's voice was like an echo. "That's right, Kakarot! YOU'RE FIRED!!"
"No, don't fire me Vegeta," Goku begged.
Vegeta pointed at him. There was a colorful afterimage from the movement. "Now Kakarot, YOU WILL DIE!!"
"Nooooo!" Goku jumped out the window. However, there was no city below him. Only darkness. Goku continued to see himself as a third-person view as he fell into the dark oblivion.
A second later he hit the ground and was lying on the street. The buildings around him were different colors, and the sky was green. The street was orange.
"Good God," Goku said to himself. He covered his face with his hands. He had no idea what was going on.
"Get up, Kakarot," a voice ordered him. It wasn't Vegeta. Goku looked up and saw his father Bardock!
"Father?"
"That's right Kakarot. Now get up."
"I can't father. I can't feel my legs."
"Are you fucking stupid Kakarot? Your legs are fine! Now don't disgrace me and get up!"
Goku stood up and faced Bardock.
"Good. I have come to warn you of two great evils that are coming. You must show your true Saiyajin heritage and kill them first."
"I can't. I hate to kill."
"Yeah, that's the fucking problem. You are a disgrace to your family and race! You must redeem yourself!"
---
Jeice and Recoome turned the corner in their taxi and saw none other then Goku standing in the road talking to himself.
"Well I'll be damned mate," Jeice said. "Just the guy we were looking for."
Recoome stopped the car. "Let's kill his gay ass."
They got out and approached him.
---
"The enemies approach!" Bardock exclaimed.
Goku turned around and saw King Cold and Freeza! (Recoome was King Cold, Jeice was Freeza)
"Oh no!" Goku exclaimed.
Goku turned back around and realized Bardock was gone.
"Hello there big boy," Freeza said. "We're gonna kill ya!"
"Hmm, indeed," King Cold replied.
"Stay back," Goku ordered.
Recoome and Jeice looked at each other confused.
"I think not. Hmm," King Cold said.
"Heh heh. Good comeback father. Heh heh," Freeza said.
"You destroyed my home planet Freeza!" Goku shouted.
Recoome and Jeice turned around expecting to see Freeza. They saw no one.
"I'm getting real tired of this planet," King Cold said. "Let's destroy it."
"Yes," Freeza replied. "Let's do the smart thing."
"No!" Goku shouted. "I will kill you first!"
Jeice and Recoome glanced at each other again.
With one energy blast Goku disintegrated Freeza aka Jeice.
"That all you got?" King Cold asked.
"Fucker!" Recoome shouted. "You'll regret killing Jeice!"
Goku didn't hear Recoome. With another energy blast Goku destroyed King Cold aka Recoome.
"Yay!" Goku cheered. He danced around and laughed while the world around him flashed with color. He had redeemed himself!!
Two days later Krillen found Goku sleeping in a field. He woke him up.
"What happened?" Goku asked.
"I don't know. We were sitting on the couch when you started talking to yourself and suddenly jumped out the window. That's all I remember before the shrooms kicked in. I woke up in a trash can."
"Damn," Goku said. "That was nuts."
And that was that.
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That's the end of Chapter III. I hope you thought it was funny like the rest. Tell your friends about Piccolo's World =)
Chapter II
Piccolo's Office. . . .
The office was entirely smoked out. Piccolo sat behind his desk with a cigar in one hand and a smile on his face. It was a peaceful night. . . unfortunately. Piccolo was about to go asleep when he heard a knocking on the floor. At first he thought he was hearing things because he was really really stoned. However, the knocking turned into pounding. Piccolo put his cigar in his mouth and made his way to where the sound was. It came from the trap door.
"What the fuck?" Piccolo asked himself.
Then, suddenly, a green fist punched the door open. It was none other then Guldo! "I'm free!" he shouted.
"Holy shit!" Piccolo exclaimed. The cigar fell out of his mouth and landed on one of Guldo's eyes. Guldo lost his grip and fell.
Without hesitation Piccolo ran to his chair and closed the trap door. He was breathing hard and had a scared look on his face. That never happened before. A second later Cell came in. "Are you all right Mr. Piccolo?"
Piccolo straightened his tie. "Yes, of course. Get me a glass of water."
"Yes, sir, Mr. Piccolo sir."
Cell left to get the water and Piccolo glanced at the trap door. Hopefully Guldo was dead this time.
---
On his way back to his run-down apartment that night, Goku ran into none other than his good friend Krillen. Krillen seemed to be in a good mood.
"Hey Goku, how's it going?" Krillen said.
"Vegeta fired me," Goku said sadly.
"What a bitch. I got something that'll cheer you up though."
"Nothing can cheer me up. I should just kill myself."
"Nah Goku, that isn't necessary. I got us some of these."
Krillen pulled out a small bag out of his pocket. Inside were shrooms!
"These will cheer you up, Goku."
(Note, shrooms probably won't cheer you up if you're in a shitty mood)
"Shrooms? What are those?"
"You eat 'em and have the time of your life. Can I crash at your place?"
"Yeah, sure. Let's go."
They made their way to the run-down building that Goku lived in. His room was practically empty with the exception of an old and torn couch and a small T.V. The walls were rotting and torn as well. His apartment indeed sucked.
"Well," Krillen said, "let's pop, err, eat these shrooms already."
"So they're really that good?" Goku asked. He thought they were just regular edible mushrooms.
"Yep."
They sat down on the couch and Krillen set the bag down between them. Goku grabbed one and ate it. Within a second Goku shouted, "What the fuck?! That tasted like shit!"
Krillen ate one. "Yeah, but we gotta eat."
"You said they were good."
"Taste good to me."
Goku sighed and ate another. These things tasted horrible, but Krillen was right. They had to eat. Soon the bag was gone and Goku felt like he was going to vomit. Krillen seemed normal.
"Let's watch T.V.," Krillen said.
"It doesn't work."
"What? Why the fuck do you have it then?"
Goku shrugged and laid his head back. He began to notice the walls and ceiling were changing color. As a matter of fact, everything was except him. For some reason he didn't tell Krillen. Suddenly the walls began to flash and the room around him began to spin. Goku pictured himself sitting on the couch and seeing this from a third-person view.
"Krillen, what the fuck is going on?"
There was no reply. Goku turned and saw that he was gone! Suddenly everything stopped spinning (but not flashing) and someone kicked down his door. None other then an angry looking Vegeta wearing his old Saiyajin armor came in. His skin was blue and his hair was red. His eyes were completely green.
"Vegeta!" Goku exclaimed.
Vegeta's voice was like an echo. "That's right, Kakarot! YOU'RE FIRED!!"
"No, don't fire me Vegeta," Goku begged.
Vegeta pointed at him. There was a colorful afterimage from the movement. "Now Kakarot, YOU WILL DIE!!"
"Nooooo!" Goku jumped out the window. However, there was no city below him. Only darkness. Goku continued to see himself as a third-person view as he fell into the dark oblivion.
A second later he hit the ground and was lying on the street. The buildings around him were different colors, and the sky was green. The street was orange.
"Good God," Goku said to himself. He covered his face with his hands. He had no idea what was going on.
"Get up, Kakarot," a voice ordered him. It wasn't Vegeta. Goku looked up and saw his father Bardock!
"Father?"
"That's right Kakarot. Now get up."
"I can't father. I can't feel my legs."
"Are you fucking stupid Kakarot? Your legs are fine! Now don't disgrace me and get up!"
Goku stood up and faced Bardock.
"Good. I have come to warn you of two great evils that are coming. You must show your true Saiyajin heritage and kill them first."
"I can't. I hate to kill."
"Yeah, that's the fucking problem. You are a disgrace to your family and race! You must redeem yourself!"
---
Jeice and Recoome turned the corner in their taxi and saw none other then Goku standing in the road talking to himself.
"Well I'll be damned mate," Jeice said. "Just the guy we were looking for."
Recoome stopped the car. "Let's kill his gay ass."
They got out and approached him.
---
"The enemies approach!" Bardock exclaimed.
Goku turned around and saw King Cold and Freeza! (Recoome was King Cold, Jeice was Freeza)
"Oh no!" Goku exclaimed.
Goku turned back around and realized Bardock was gone.
"Hello there big boy," Freeza said. "We're gonna kill ya!"
"Hmm, indeed," King Cold replied.
"Stay back," Goku ordered.
Recoome and Jeice looked at each other confused.
"I think not. Hmm," King Cold said.
"Heh heh. Good comeback father. Heh heh," Freeza said.
"You destroyed my home planet Freeza!" Goku shouted.
Recoome and Jeice turned around expecting to see Freeza. They saw no one.
"I'm getting real tired of this planet," King Cold said. "Let's destroy it."
"Yes," Freeza replied. "Let's do the smart thing."
"No!" Goku shouted. "I will kill you first!"
Jeice and Recoome glanced at each other again.
With one energy blast Goku disintegrated Freeza aka Jeice.
"That all you got?" King Cold asked.
"Fucker!" Recoome shouted. "You'll regret killing Jeice!"
Goku didn't hear Recoome. With another energy blast Goku destroyed King Cold aka Recoome.
"Yay!" Goku cheered. He danced around and laughed while the world around him flashed with color. He had redeemed himself!!
Two days later Krillen found Goku sleeping in a field. He woke him up.
"What happened?" Goku asked.
"I don't know. We were sitting on the couch when you started talking to yourself and suddenly jumped out the window. That's all I remember before the shrooms kicked in. I woke up in a trash can."
"Damn," Goku said. "That was nuts."
And that was that.
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That's the end of Chapter III. I hope you thought it was funny like the rest. Tell your friends about Piccolo's World =)