Disclaimer: We should all share everything!! Why can't we just say that
everything belongs to everyone equally?
Random person: Because it doesn't, dodo.
Disclaimer: Fine then. Thank you J.K. Rowling and Tamora Pierce for being cool and "loaning" me your awesome characters. *grin*
Lauren: Ok, now for everyone's favorite part of the party-presents!!
Maddy: You mean you're going to give us all presents?? Yay!!
Lauren: *scornful look* Of course not. You're going to give me all your presents.
Thayet: But I'm the queen! I shouldn't have to give presents!
Lauren: Your crown will do.
Thayet: *muttering* fine. *unwillingly hands over crown*
Draco: *streaks through the party in his boxers*
Olivia: ooooooo
Lauren: Olive, when did you get here?
Olivia: I'm just leaving now. *leaves*
Lauren: ok.Now back to me. Where are all my presents?
Daine: I brought you some horse manure! It'll spruce up your garden quite nicely. And it's also from Cloud.
Lauren. Thanks. Just throw that out the window and leave until you smell better and-when did Cloud get here?
Cloud: Neigh.
Daine: That's mean! She might be an annoying and rude girl, but it is her birthday party!
Lauren: Oh. How sweet. Next!
Kel: I brought you a spear
Lauren: When will I use that?
Kel: I dunno. I thought maybe you could go catch out dinner for us or something
Lauren: Right. Next!
Maddy: *whispering* Maybe you should be a bit nicer!
Lauren: Why?
Maddy: *ponders* I dunno. I saw it on a TV show, and TV never lies. *gets hypnotized by Barney*
Lauren: Ok. Harry Potter people? Where are your gifts?
Draco: I detest being called a Harry Potter person!
Olivia: *from Draco's lap* Ya!
Lauren: How did you get here?
Olivia: I dunno. I'm leaving now. *leaves*
Draco: Here's your gift.
Lauren: *sorta scared* Um, what is it?
Draco: It's something from Fred and George's gift shop! I think it's fake gum.
Lauren: Well at least it doesn't smell. Hermione?
Hermione: I bought you hair crap!
Lauren: Hermione, do you ever even read labels? This says "for blondes only" perhaps it escaped your attention, but I'M NOT A BLONDE
Hermione: *scratching head* oh. Draco, why didn't you tell me it was for blondes only?
Draco: I've been too busy avoiding you to talk to you-hey wait! That's my shampoo! You snuck into my house to steal MY SHAMPOO?
Hermione: Yes, aren't I brave?
Harry: Hey, how about me?
Everyone else: Who are you?
Harry: I'm only the most famous person like ever! Don't you even know the scar?
Hermione: *shrugging* Nope!
Harry: groan. Anyway, I brought you an autographed picture *huge, scary smile*
Lauren: Awesome! I'll just stow it right here in this trashcan.
Harry: Great! Hey wait a second.
Lauren: Alanna? I'm sorta afraid to ask, but did you bring me something?
Alanna: *swings from vine* Ha-ya! I brought you George!!
George: Ow. You're holding my hair Alanna
Alanna: Shut up, you inferior male!
George: Yes ma'am.
Lauren: Um, what am I going to do with George?
Alanna: I dunno. Actually, I want him back now. Ever since Jon got married *unhappy sigh*
Lauren: Alrighty then, we don't hafta talk about your, um, private life right now. Next!
Maddy: *turning away from the TV just long enough to hand Lauren a gift* It's a salad!
Lauren: Um, a salad?
Maddy: Yup! It has radishes, and all the kumquats from the Fantasticks.
Lauren: Maddy-the kumquats from the Fantasticks were FAKE! In fact, it was pantomime! There were no kumquats!
Maddy: Oh. Well, in that case, it's just radishes.
Lauren: *instantly happy again* okey dokey!
Jon: I didn't bring anything.
Lauren: Why not?
Jon: Cause I'm hot, that's why!
Daine, Kel, and Alanna: *sigh*
Lauren: *throws temper tantrum* Well, Ron? You bring anything?
Ron: I brought my broken wand from second year.
Lauren: I thought you threw that out!
Ron: I did, I had to dig it up!
Lauren: lovely. Toss it out with Cloud's "present" would you?
Ron: *joyously* ok!
Lauren: Last but not least.Ginny!
Ginny: *staring at Harry and Draco* What?
Lauren: A present?
Ginny: Oh right. That. *begrudgingly hands Lauren a box*
Lauren: What's this?
Ginny: That's a ring from one of the times Draco proposed to me!
Draco: *kicking Hermione* What? I thought you liked that ring!
Ginny: No, that was the one from the Cracker Jacks box.
Draco: Oh, ok!
Lauren: I don't even WANT to know what will happen with cake!
A/N Thanks to "all" my reviewers (i.e. Maddy) And also to Olive, who I put in here. Review!!!!
Random person: Because it doesn't, dodo.
Disclaimer: Fine then. Thank you J.K. Rowling and Tamora Pierce for being cool and "loaning" me your awesome characters. *grin*
Lauren: Ok, now for everyone's favorite part of the party-presents!!
Maddy: You mean you're going to give us all presents?? Yay!!
Lauren: *scornful look* Of course not. You're going to give me all your presents.
Thayet: But I'm the queen! I shouldn't have to give presents!
Lauren: Your crown will do.
Thayet: *muttering* fine. *unwillingly hands over crown*
Draco: *streaks through the party in his boxers*
Olivia: ooooooo
Lauren: Olive, when did you get here?
Olivia: I'm just leaving now. *leaves*
Lauren: ok.Now back to me. Where are all my presents?
Daine: I brought you some horse manure! It'll spruce up your garden quite nicely. And it's also from Cloud.
Lauren. Thanks. Just throw that out the window and leave until you smell better and-when did Cloud get here?
Cloud: Neigh.
Daine: That's mean! She might be an annoying and rude girl, but it is her birthday party!
Lauren: Oh. How sweet. Next!
Kel: I brought you a spear
Lauren: When will I use that?
Kel: I dunno. I thought maybe you could go catch out dinner for us or something
Lauren: Right. Next!
Maddy: *whispering* Maybe you should be a bit nicer!
Lauren: Why?
Maddy: *ponders* I dunno. I saw it on a TV show, and TV never lies. *gets hypnotized by Barney*
Lauren: Ok. Harry Potter people? Where are your gifts?
Draco: I detest being called a Harry Potter person!
Olivia: *from Draco's lap* Ya!
Lauren: How did you get here?
Olivia: I dunno. I'm leaving now. *leaves*
Draco: Here's your gift.
Lauren: *sorta scared* Um, what is it?
Draco: It's something from Fred and George's gift shop! I think it's fake gum.
Lauren: Well at least it doesn't smell. Hermione?
Hermione: I bought you hair crap!
Lauren: Hermione, do you ever even read labels? This says "for blondes only" perhaps it escaped your attention, but I'M NOT A BLONDE
Hermione: *scratching head* oh. Draco, why didn't you tell me it was for blondes only?
Draco: I've been too busy avoiding you to talk to you-hey wait! That's my shampoo! You snuck into my house to steal MY SHAMPOO?
Hermione: Yes, aren't I brave?
Harry: Hey, how about me?
Everyone else: Who are you?
Harry: I'm only the most famous person like ever! Don't you even know the scar?
Hermione: *shrugging* Nope!
Harry: groan. Anyway, I brought you an autographed picture *huge, scary smile*
Lauren: Awesome! I'll just stow it right here in this trashcan.
Harry: Great! Hey wait a second.
Lauren: Alanna? I'm sorta afraid to ask, but did you bring me something?
Alanna: *swings from vine* Ha-ya! I brought you George!!
George: Ow. You're holding my hair Alanna
Alanna: Shut up, you inferior male!
George: Yes ma'am.
Lauren: Um, what am I going to do with George?
Alanna: I dunno. Actually, I want him back now. Ever since Jon got married *unhappy sigh*
Lauren: Alrighty then, we don't hafta talk about your, um, private life right now. Next!
Maddy: *turning away from the TV just long enough to hand Lauren a gift* It's a salad!
Lauren: Um, a salad?
Maddy: Yup! It has radishes, and all the kumquats from the Fantasticks.
Lauren: Maddy-the kumquats from the Fantasticks were FAKE! In fact, it was pantomime! There were no kumquats!
Maddy: Oh. Well, in that case, it's just radishes.
Lauren: *instantly happy again* okey dokey!
Jon: I didn't bring anything.
Lauren: Why not?
Jon: Cause I'm hot, that's why!
Daine, Kel, and Alanna: *sigh*
Lauren: *throws temper tantrum* Well, Ron? You bring anything?
Ron: I brought my broken wand from second year.
Lauren: I thought you threw that out!
Ron: I did, I had to dig it up!
Lauren: lovely. Toss it out with Cloud's "present" would you?
Ron: *joyously* ok!
Lauren: Last but not least.Ginny!
Ginny: *staring at Harry and Draco* What?
Lauren: A present?
Ginny: Oh right. That. *begrudgingly hands Lauren a box*
Lauren: What's this?
Ginny: That's a ring from one of the times Draco proposed to me!
Draco: *kicking Hermione* What? I thought you liked that ring!
Ginny: No, that was the one from the Cracker Jacks box.
Draco: Oh, ok!
Lauren: I don't even WANT to know what will happen with cake!
A/N Thanks to "all" my reviewers (i.e. Maddy) And also to Olive, who I put in here. Review!!!!