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Lauren: Cake time!
Everyone else: *stampeding*
Lauren: Ow.
Alicia: *licking fingers* mmm that was yummy!
Lauren: Ally, did you just eat MY CAKE??
Alicia: Nope. I ate your radish salad.
Lauren: How did you get in here, anyway?
Alicia: I hitched a ride with the dude who delivered the cake
Lauren: righteo. Ok, everyone just line up and get your cake. Who wants their piece first?
Everyone: ooo! Ooo! Me! Me!
Lauren: Ok, erm, Draco come first
Draco: *smugly* she likes me the bestest! That's why I get my cake first!
Olivia: Ooh, Draco, I want a piece of your cake!
Draco: Ok. *they eat*
Lauren: Olive, how are you getting here? The doors are LOCKED the windows are SHUT, how are you getting in?
Olivia: Who cares? I'm leaving now. *leaves*
*Anna walks in*
Lauren: Um, Anna why are you so late?
Anna: I went to Mars.
Lauren: Mars?
Anna: You know, Mars! The great new shoe store! *Shows of several pairs of new shoes*
Everyone else: Oooh
Lauren: *sigh*
Maddy: *tearing herself away from her favorite dinosaur* CAKE!!!!! MADDY WANTS CAKE!
Lauren: *hands over piece*
Maddy: *foams at the mouth* *snarfs down cake*
Lauren: *frightened* Ok, then, who's next?
Hermione: *pouting* me! I deserve to be next!
Harry: *frightening award-winning smile* No, I do! I'm famous!
Thayet: I'm more famous than you!
Both: *catfight*
Jon: settle down now, we can all agree that I'm more famous. And I'm hot.
*Thayet and Harry look at each other* *they both beat him up*
Jon: Nooo! My perfect hair!
Thayet: *insane laughter*
Lauren: Ok, then, moving on.
Anna: I want a piece that wasn't destroyed and is still perfect
Lauren: *looks quickly* Nope, none
Anna: Uh! How stupid. A party that doesn't even have one perfect piece of cake for the star!
Lauren: Actually, since it's MY party, I'm the star!
*They stare at each other*
Jon: Ooh, another cat fight! *they beat him up*
Jon: My hair!
Alicia: *still licking fingers* Cake? Ooh, I want piece!
Lauren: *relieved that someone here isn't completely insane* ok.
Alicia: *ritually sacrifices the piece to the god of "Chiquita Banana"*
Lauren: *loud groan* Ok, Ginny, you want a piece?
Ginny: *stares more at Harry and Draco* Sure
Lauren: *hands over piece*
Ginny: *attempts to use the icing as make-up*
Ron: Hey, I'll actually EAT it!
Lauren: Congratulations, Ron, you win the prize of being most normal!
Ron: What's normal?
Lauren: Never mind, just eat the cake!
Ron: *throws cake away*
Lauren: I thought you wanted to eat it!
Ron: ya. *eats plate*
Lauren: Ok, let's see..Female Foo Fighters? You want food?
Daine, Kel, and Alanna: Hellz ya!
Lauren: Please, please, please don't turn fake ghetto!
Daine: Ok, one piece of cake for me and *counts*
Kel: I just want one piece-I'll share it with all my sparrows.
Lauren: Yum.sparrow poop in the food-my favorite!
Kel: *smiles happily*
Alanna: I want a bunch of pieces
Lauren: Why?
Alanna: *dramatic sigh* saving the world makes me hungry!
Lauren: *annoyed* You haven't saved the world! You've been hanging out at my party!
Alanna: Fine then, just one *goes off, muttering angrily*
Daine: 14!
Lauren: What?
Daine: For me and all my animal friends-14 pieces of cake.
Lauren: *checks* oop, sorry, we're all out!
Rest of party: *howls* We want cake!
Lauren: Um, how about I go uh catch some more cake with my new spear?
Rest of party: Yay!
Maddy: *dressed in hunting attire* Maddy want hunt too!
Lauren: Um, no Maddy, you can-er- stay and watch *turns on TV* Teletubbies!
Maddy: *hypnotized*
Alicia: Cake? More sacrificing! *does dance*
Anna: I'd come, but then I'd ruin my shoes *disdainful look*
Lauren: *runs from party, laughing wildly*
Random Person: *scratches head* I wonder when she'll be back with more cake
Several hours later.
Lauren: *peaceful* I couldn't find any wild cakes, so I just bought strawberries.
Everyone Else: *Dances with joy*
Everyone eats the strawberries, then has a massive strawberry fight
Lauren: *scream*
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Lauren: Cake time!
Everyone else: *stampeding*
Lauren: Ow.
Alicia: *licking fingers* mmm that was yummy!
Lauren: Ally, did you just eat MY CAKE??
Alicia: Nope. I ate your radish salad.
Lauren: How did you get in here, anyway?
Alicia: I hitched a ride with the dude who delivered the cake
Lauren: righteo. Ok, everyone just line up and get your cake. Who wants their piece first?
Everyone: ooo! Ooo! Me! Me!
Lauren: Ok, erm, Draco come first
Draco: *smugly* she likes me the bestest! That's why I get my cake first!
Olivia: Ooh, Draco, I want a piece of your cake!
Draco: Ok. *they eat*
Lauren: Olive, how are you getting here? The doors are LOCKED the windows are SHUT, how are you getting in?
Olivia: Who cares? I'm leaving now. *leaves*
*Anna walks in*
Lauren: Um, Anna why are you so late?
Anna: I went to Mars.
Lauren: Mars?
Anna: You know, Mars! The great new shoe store! *Shows of several pairs of new shoes*
Everyone else: Oooh
Lauren: *sigh*
Maddy: *tearing herself away from her favorite dinosaur* CAKE!!!!! MADDY WANTS CAKE!
Lauren: *hands over piece*
Maddy: *foams at the mouth* *snarfs down cake*
Lauren: *frightened* Ok, then, who's next?
Hermione: *pouting* me! I deserve to be next!
Harry: *frightening award-winning smile* No, I do! I'm famous!
Thayet: I'm more famous than you!
Both: *catfight*
Jon: settle down now, we can all agree that I'm more famous. And I'm hot.
*Thayet and Harry look at each other* *they both beat him up*
Jon: Nooo! My perfect hair!
Thayet: *insane laughter*
Lauren: Ok, then, moving on.
Anna: I want a piece that wasn't destroyed and is still perfect
Lauren: *looks quickly* Nope, none
Anna: Uh! How stupid. A party that doesn't even have one perfect piece of cake for the star!
Lauren: Actually, since it's MY party, I'm the star!
*They stare at each other*
Jon: Ooh, another cat fight! *they beat him up*
Jon: My hair!
Alicia: *still licking fingers* Cake? Ooh, I want piece!
Lauren: *relieved that someone here isn't completely insane* ok.
Alicia: *ritually sacrifices the piece to the god of "Chiquita Banana"*
Lauren: *loud groan* Ok, Ginny, you want a piece?
Ginny: *stares more at Harry and Draco* Sure
Lauren: *hands over piece*
Ginny: *attempts to use the icing as make-up*
Ron: Hey, I'll actually EAT it!
Lauren: Congratulations, Ron, you win the prize of being most normal!
Ron: What's normal?
Lauren: Never mind, just eat the cake!
Ron: *throws cake away*
Lauren: I thought you wanted to eat it!
Ron: ya. *eats plate*
Lauren: Ok, let's see..Female Foo Fighters? You want food?
Daine, Kel, and Alanna: Hellz ya!
Lauren: Please, please, please don't turn fake ghetto!
Daine: Ok, one piece of cake for me and *counts*
Kel: I just want one piece-I'll share it with all my sparrows.
Lauren: Yum.sparrow poop in the food-my favorite!
Kel: *smiles happily*
Alanna: I want a bunch of pieces
Lauren: Why?
Alanna: *dramatic sigh* saving the world makes me hungry!
Lauren: *annoyed* You haven't saved the world! You've been hanging out at my party!
Alanna: Fine then, just one *goes off, muttering angrily*
Daine: 14!
Lauren: What?
Daine: For me and all my animal friends-14 pieces of cake.
Lauren: *checks* oop, sorry, we're all out!
Rest of party: *howls* We want cake!
Lauren: Um, how about I go uh catch some more cake with my new spear?
Rest of party: Yay!
Maddy: *dressed in hunting attire* Maddy want hunt too!
Lauren: Um, no Maddy, you can-er- stay and watch *turns on TV* Teletubbies!
Maddy: *hypnotized*
Alicia: Cake? More sacrificing! *does dance*
Anna: I'd come, but then I'd ruin my shoes *disdainful look*
Lauren: *runs from party, laughing wildly*
Random Person: *scratches head* I wonder when she'll be back with more cake
Several hours later.
Lauren: *peaceful* I couldn't find any wild cakes, so I just bought strawberries.
Everyone Else: *Dances with joy*
Everyone eats the strawberries, then has a massive strawberry fight
Lauren: *scream*
Next up.other party stuff! Read and review! Thanks to Anna, Olivia, Alicia and Maddy!!!