Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling, Tamora Pierce and. . . me
Lauren: Ok, now, let's watch a movie!
Maddy: Teletubbies!!
Lauren: No, not Teletubbies. And guess what? The nice men in the white coats will be coming soon!
Maddy: *dancing* yay!
Lauren: *sigh*
Draco: What movie?
Lauren: Let's see. . . there are a lot to choose from
Megan: Let's, like, totally watch like Bring it on! *insane giggles*
Lauren: First off, no. Second off, how did you get here?
Megan: *ponders* Like, I got here same way as Olivia!
Olivia: *waving sexily* Hi Draco
Draco: Hi! I'm all out of cake. Sorry.
Olivia: *pouts*
Lauren: Olivia, how did you and Megan get here? It's physically impossible!
Olivia: I'm leaving now! *leaves*
Megan: Like, I'm not!
Lauren: *backing away slowly* Ok. . .
Anna: *shows Megan new shoes* These are my 4 black pairs, these are the clogs, these are *they walk away, still talking about shoes*
Lauren: *shaking head* Let's see. . . All for Moulin Rouge?
Harry: *still smiling* That's the one with the revealing dresses?
Lauren: Um, ya. . .
*All guys raise hands*
Lauren: *sigh*
Megan: *twirls hair and chews gum*
Lauren: Um, Megan? Where'd you get that gum?
Megan: Uh, I think hottie over there gave it to me!
Jon: That's me!
Megan: *disgusted* I was like talking about him! *points to Draco*
Draco: No! I gave that to Lauren as her birthday present!
Megan: Oh!
Anna: *walking in* and these are my summer sandals, and these are my winter sandals and- *she and Megan walk off again*
Lauren: Ok, I guess it's decided-Moulin Rouge.
Everyone else: Ok.
Lauren: *puts in movie* Ok, now, I guess everyone is gonna try and act normal?
Ron: What's normal?
Alicia: *licks fingers*
Lauren: Uh-oh, what did you eat this time?
Alicia: Nothing! My fingers taste good!
Maddy: *insane laughter* *attempts to eat Alicia's fingers*
Lauren: Right.
Everyone: *watches movie* ooh
Ron: *raises hand* I hafta go to the bathroom!
Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Draco, the Female Foo Fighters, and Olivia: me too!
Lauren: *astounded* Why? Everyone: Soda! Lots and lots of soda!
Lauren: But. . . I didn't buy soda. . .
Everyone: Thayet went and got some
Thayet: Thanks to my trusty dragon, I went and got some-the guy said I didn't even hafta pay! Everyone is so nice!
Lauren: I thought I said you couldn't have the dragon in here!
Thayet: *puzzled* No, you didn't!
Lauren: Well, then, can the dragon go away now?
Thayet: *bursts into hysterical sobs* *runs off*
Jon: Well, you've done it now! Look what you've done to my poor wife!
Lauren: You're not hot
Jon: *runs off, crying like crazy*
Lauren: can we just watch the movie?
Guys: OK!!!
Everyone: *watches movie in silence for about 3.345 seconds*
Maddy: hunt! Hunt! Maddy want hunt!
Anna: Ew, hunting! You get your shoes messed up!
Megan: Ya, and, like your hair!
Anna: *amazed that someone understands her* Ya!
*They go off and talk about shoes more*
Lauren: *takes out movie* ok, who wants to play a game?
Olivia: Draco and I want to play spin the bottle!
Draco: We do?
Olivia: Yup! Draco: Ok!
Lauren: Olivia, you can't leave until you tell me how you got in here!
Olivia: *leaves*
Lauren: *groan*
Draco: Ok, well, I'll play spin the bottle still.
Lauren: *giving up* fine. Ok. *gets out bottle*
Megan: *squealing* Ooh! Spin the bottle! I'll play!
Lauren: Ok, Megan, you spin first.
Megan: Yay! *spins bottle* *lands at Draco* I forget what to do next!
Draco: I dunno either!
Lauren: Does anyone know how to play?
Everyone: no!
Alicia: I think I know how to play a game!
Lauren: um, what game?
Alicia: It's called hide and seek!
Lauren: ok.
Alicia: First, everyone except for one person hides.
Anna: That's ok if I can bring my shoes!
Alicia: And then that person tried to find them!
Lauren: Sounds good!
Alicia: And if they DO find people, they get to sacrifice them!
Lauren: On, the other hand, maybe we should try something else
Megan: Like, let's braid, like, hair!
Harry: That sounds like fun!
Everyone: um *they stare at Harry*
Lauren: Right, then.
Everyone: *braids hair*
Olivia: Ooh, Draco, I'm so glad that your hair is long enough to braid!
Draco: Ya *swings hair around so that it catches the sunlight* It's beautiful, isn't it?
Olivia: *giggling* Oh, Draco!
Lauren: Olivia??
Olivia: *leaves*
Thanks to Maddy, Alicia, Anna, Megan, and Olivia! Yay!
Lauren: Ok, now, let's watch a movie!
Maddy: Teletubbies!!
Lauren: No, not Teletubbies. And guess what? The nice men in the white coats will be coming soon!
Maddy: *dancing* yay!
Lauren: *sigh*
Draco: What movie?
Lauren: Let's see. . . there are a lot to choose from
Megan: Let's, like, totally watch like Bring it on! *insane giggles*
Lauren: First off, no. Second off, how did you get here?
Megan: *ponders* Like, I got here same way as Olivia!
Olivia: *waving sexily* Hi Draco
Draco: Hi! I'm all out of cake. Sorry.
Olivia: *pouts*
Lauren: Olivia, how did you and Megan get here? It's physically impossible!
Olivia: I'm leaving now! *leaves*
Megan: Like, I'm not!
Lauren: *backing away slowly* Ok. . .
Anna: *shows Megan new shoes* These are my 4 black pairs, these are the clogs, these are *they walk away, still talking about shoes*
Lauren: *shaking head* Let's see. . . All for Moulin Rouge?
Harry: *still smiling* That's the one with the revealing dresses?
Lauren: Um, ya. . .
*All guys raise hands*
Lauren: *sigh*
Megan: *twirls hair and chews gum*
Lauren: Um, Megan? Where'd you get that gum?
Megan: Uh, I think hottie over there gave it to me!
Jon: That's me!
Megan: *disgusted* I was like talking about him! *points to Draco*
Draco: No! I gave that to Lauren as her birthday present!
Megan: Oh!
Anna: *walking in* and these are my summer sandals, and these are my winter sandals and- *she and Megan walk off again*
Lauren: Ok, I guess it's decided-Moulin Rouge.
Everyone else: Ok.
Lauren: *puts in movie* Ok, now, I guess everyone is gonna try and act normal?
Ron: What's normal?
Alicia: *licks fingers*
Lauren: Uh-oh, what did you eat this time?
Alicia: Nothing! My fingers taste good!
Maddy: *insane laughter* *attempts to eat Alicia's fingers*
Lauren: Right.
Everyone: *watches movie* ooh
Ron: *raises hand* I hafta go to the bathroom!
Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Draco, the Female Foo Fighters, and Olivia: me too!
Lauren: *astounded* Why? Everyone: Soda! Lots and lots of soda!
Lauren: But. . . I didn't buy soda. . .
Everyone: Thayet went and got some
Thayet: Thanks to my trusty dragon, I went and got some-the guy said I didn't even hafta pay! Everyone is so nice!
Lauren: I thought I said you couldn't have the dragon in here!
Thayet: *puzzled* No, you didn't!
Lauren: Well, then, can the dragon go away now?
Thayet: *bursts into hysterical sobs* *runs off*
Jon: Well, you've done it now! Look what you've done to my poor wife!
Lauren: You're not hot
Jon: *runs off, crying like crazy*
Lauren: can we just watch the movie?
Guys: OK!!!
Everyone: *watches movie in silence for about 3.345 seconds*
Maddy: hunt! Hunt! Maddy want hunt!
Anna: Ew, hunting! You get your shoes messed up!
Megan: Ya, and, like your hair!
Anna: *amazed that someone understands her* Ya!
*They go off and talk about shoes more*
Lauren: *takes out movie* ok, who wants to play a game?
Olivia: Draco and I want to play spin the bottle!
Draco: We do?
Olivia: Yup! Draco: Ok!
Lauren: Olivia, you can't leave until you tell me how you got in here!
Olivia: *leaves*
Lauren: *groan*
Draco: Ok, well, I'll play spin the bottle still.
Lauren: *giving up* fine. Ok. *gets out bottle*
Megan: *squealing* Ooh! Spin the bottle! I'll play!
Lauren: Ok, Megan, you spin first.
Megan: Yay! *spins bottle* *lands at Draco* I forget what to do next!
Draco: I dunno either!
Lauren: Does anyone know how to play?
Everyone: no!
Alicia: I think I know how to play a game!
Lauren: um, what game?
Alicia: It's called hide and seek!
Lauren: ok.
Alicia: First, everyone except for one person hides.
Anna: That's ok if I can bring my shoes!
Alicia: And then that person tried to find them!
Lauren: Sounds good!
Alicia: And if they DO find people, they get to sacrifice them!
Lauren: On, the other hand, maybe we should try something else
Megan: Like, let's braid, like, hair!
Harry: That sounds like fun!
Everyone: um *they stare at Harry*
Lauren: Right, then.
Everyone: *braids hair*
Olivia: Ooh, Draco, I'm so glad that your hair is long enough to braid!
Draco: Ya *swings hair around so that it catches the sunlight* It's beautiful, isn't it?
Olivia: *giggling* Oh, Draco!
Lauren: Olivia??
Olivia: *leaves*
Thanks to Maddy, Alicia, Anna, Megan, and Olivia! Yay!