Disclaimer: Thanks a ton to J.K. Rowling and Tamora Pierce. That should be
all I need to say.
Lauren: You know, maybe we should try a DIFFERENT game
Maddy: Hide and seek! *she and Alicia grin evilly*
Alicia: You can hide! *insane laughter*
Lauren: Um, does anyone else have ideas?
Megan: Like, let's totally show them our like totally cool handshake, like ya!
Lauren: You mean the pointless and stupid one that goes on forever?
Megan: Like, ya!
Lauren: *shrugs* Alright. *they do handshake*
Rest of party: What was THAT about?
Lauren: Moving on, then. Anyone else want to do something?
Olivia: I want to steal Draco!
Draco: Where would we go?
Olivia: *ponders* Milwaukee?
Draco: Sounds good to me! *they start to leave*
Lauren: WAIT!!! You can't just go-first off, you can't leave Draco,
Draco: *muttering* damn
Lauren: What?
Draco: Oh. . . Nothing
Lauren: And second off, OLIVIA HOW DID YOU GET HERE?
Olivia: *leaves*
Anna: Hey Megan?
Megan: Like, ya?
Anna: Do I look better like this-*puts on sexy high heel* or this? *puts on clog*
Megan: Like, wow. This is a hard decision!
Anna: *smugly* I know!
Megan: Um, I guess the heel!
Anna: Ok! *puts on clog* *they leave, arguing*
Lauren: Back to the land of the 2 or more brain cells
Ron: What's a brain cell?
Lauren: *groan*
Hermione: *climbs on Draco's lap, giggling insanely*
Draco: HERMIONE, OFF!
Hermione: *huge pout* why?
Olivia: *jumps in in super-hero costume, wearing cape* doo-doo-doo! Cause I'm here! I have come to save thee, Draco, from this monstrous being!
Hermione: HEY!
Draco: Come on, um, crazy lady! Let's ditch this boring party!
Lauren: *stands in front of door* No!
Draco: *resignedly* Fine.
*Olivia disappears*
Lauren: Dammit!
Megan: Like, what are we going to do now? I'm like, *thinks for a moment, twirling hair* like, like, bored! And that's like bad, cause it like ruins my makeup. . . I think. . .
Anna: I have a great idea! Let's go get some MORE make-up, and then we can do MAKE OVERS!! *Anna and Megan squeal and jump up and down*
Lauren: How are you going to get the make-up?
Megan: *flying away with Anna* We'll take the dragon
Lauren: I thought we got rid of that!
Thayet: *wiping away tears* we did, but I finally got him back, and then those awful girls *bursts into sobs, unable to finish*
Jon: Don't worry honey, I'm hot!
Lauren: ENOUGH WITH THE HOT STUFF RIGHT NOW!
Everyone: *starts singing "hot stuff"*
Ginny: *sighs* *stares at Harry and Draco* You know, I really just cannot decide!
Alanna: *entering, dragging George by the hair* You really don't have to!
Ginny: Seriously?!
Alanna: Yup! *releases George*
George: *rubbing head* Ya, she sure didn't. . . for a LONG time
Alanna: *hits George* Shut up!
George: Yes, ma'am
Alanna: *shakes head* You just gotta train them, that's all!
Ginny: *taking notes* Yes? *They walk off*
Draco: I finally got rid of Hermione!
Olivia: Really? Yay!
Lauren: *traps Olivia, thinking of leprechauns* Ok, you can't go until you tell me how exactly you got in here!
Olivia: *disappears. . . again*
Lauren: *bangs head against wall*
Alicia: What's Lauren doing?
Megan: She's helping the wall grow!
Anna: wow! What's the weather outside?
Megan: It's snowing up!
Lauren: Now I know snow doesn't go up! Snow goes down!
Megan: Like, no it doesn't! It goes up, then it swirls around, so it LOOKS like it's going down! Snow goes up! Snow goes up!
Maddy: *runs outside in circles, trying to catch snow* *licks the ground*
Alicia: What Hunt-Girl-In-The-Forest-With-Cleon doing?
Maddy: Me getting snow!
Alicia: Ok! *licks ground*
Lauren: *groans quite loudly* Hey, when did Megan and Anna get back here?
Megan: Like, I dunno!
Anna: We brought MAKE-UP
*girls and Harry flock to them*
Lauren: Ok, now I'm scared.
Megan: Like, let's totally, like, do, like, like, makeovers!
Lauren: You win!
Megan: Like, win what?
Lauren: Most times of using "like" in one sentence!
Megan: Like, yay! *she and Anna celebrate*
Lauren: I was BEING SARCASTIC
Megan: oh. What's sarcastic?
Lauren: Never mind!
Everybody: *commences doing makeovers*
Draco: If I put this eye shadow on you, you'll look like you're 16!
Olivia: *giggling madly* yay!
Lauren: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
A/N-Thanks to Olive, Maddy, Alicia, Anna and Megan-notice the "subtle" references there for you! *wink*
Lauren: You know, maybe we should try a DIFFERENT game
Maddy: Hide and seek! *she and Alicia grin evilly*
Alicia: You can hide! *insane laughter*
Lauren: Um, does anyone else have ideas?
Megan: Like, let's totally show them our like totally cool handshake, like ya!
Lauren: You mean the pointless and stupid one that goes on forever?
Megan: Like, ya!
Lauren: *shrugs* Alright. *they do handshake*
Rest of party: What was THAT about?
Lauren: Moving on, then. Anyone else want to do something?
Olivia: I want to steal Draco!
Draco: Where would we go?
Olivia: *ponders* Milwaukee?
Draco: Sounds good to me! *they start to leave*
Lauren: WAIT!!! You can't just go-first off, you can't leave Draco,
Draco: *muttering* damn
Lauren: What?
Draco: Oh. . . Nothing
Lauren: And second off, OLIVIA HOW DID YOU GET HERE?
Olivia: *leaves*
Anna: Hey Megan?
Megan: Like, ya?
Anna: Do I look better like this-*puts on sexy high heel* or this? *puts on clog*
Megan: Like, wow. This is a hard decision!
Anna: *smugly* I know!
Megan: Um, I guess the heel!
Anna: Ok! *puts on clog* *they leave, arguing*
Lauren: Back to the land of the 2 or more brain cells
Ron: What's a brain cell?
Lauren: *groan*
Hermione: *climbs on Draco's lap, giggling insanely*
Draco: HERMIONE, OFF!
Hermione: *huge pout* why?
Olivia: *jumps in in super-hero costume, wearing cape* doo-doo-doo! Cause I'm here! I have come to save thee, Draco, from this monstrous being!
Hermione: HEY!
Draco: Come on, um, crazy lady! Let's ditch this boring party!
Lauren: *stands in front of door* No!
Draco: *resignedly* Fine.
*Olivia disappears*
Lauren: Dammit!
Megan: Like, what are we going to do now? I'm like, *thinks for a moment, twirling hair* like, like, bored! And that's like bad, cause it like ruins my makeup. . . I think. . .
Anna: I have a great idea! Let's go get some MORE make-up, and then we can do MAKE OVERS!! *Anna and Megan squeal and jump up and down*
Lauren: How are you going to get the make-up?
Megan: *flying away with Anna* We'll take the dragon
Lauren: I thought we got rid of that!
Thayet: *wiping away tears* we did, but I finally got him back, and then those awful girls *bursts into sobs, unable to finish*
Jon: Don't worry honey, I'm hot!
Lauren: ENOUGH WITH THE HOT STUFF RIGHT NOW!
Everyone: *starts singing "hot stuff"*
Ginny: *sighs* *stares at Harry and Draco* You know, I really just cannot decide!
Alanna: *entering, dragging George by the hair* You really don't have to!
Ginny: Seriously?!
Alanna: Yup! *releases George*
George: *rubbing head* Ya, she sure didn't. . . for a LONG time
Alanna: *hits George* Shut up!
George: Yes, ma'am
Alanna: *shakes head* You just gotta train them, that's all!
Ginny: *taking notes* Yes? *They walk off*
Draco: I finally got rid of Hermione!
Olivia: Really? Yay!
Lauren: *traps Olivia, thinking of leprechauns* Ok, you can't go until you tell me how exactly you got in here!
Olivia: *disappears. . . again*
Lauren: *bangs head against wall*
Alicia: What's Lauren doing?
Megan: She's helping the wall grow!
Anna: wow! What's the weather outside?
Megan: It's snowing up!
Lauren: Now I know snow doesn't go up! Snow goes down!
Megan: Like, no it doesn't! It goes up, then it swirls around, so it LOOKS like it's going down! Snow goes up! Snow goes up!
Maddy: *runs outside in circles, trying to catch snow* *licks the ground*
Alicia: What Hunt-Girl-In-The-Forest-With-Cleon doing?
Maddy: Me getting snow!
Alicia: Ok! *licks ground*
Lauren: *groans quite loudly* Hey, when did Megan and Anna get back here?
Megan: Like, I dunno!
Anna: We brought MAKE-UP
*girls and Harry flock to them*
Lauren: Ok, now I'm scared.
Megan: Like, let's totally, like, do, like, like, makeovers!
Lauren: You win!
Megan: Like, win what?
Lauren: Most times of using "like" in one sentence!
Megan: Like, yay! *she and Anna celebrate*
Lauren: I was BEING SARCASTIC
Megan: oh. What's sarcastic?
Lauren: Never mind!
Everybody: *commences doing makeovers*
Draco: If I put this eye shadow on you, you'll look like you're 16!
Olivia: *giggling madly* yay!
Lauren: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
A/N-Thanks to Olive, Maddy, Alicia, Anna and Megan-notice the "subtle" references there for you! *wink*