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Lauren: Ok, let's have a contest!
Draco: Ooh, what kind of contest?
Lauren: Um, I dunno. . . how bout a dance contest?
Harry: *puts on disco gear* Ok!
Lauren: On the other hand. . .
Maddy: Let's see who can wipe out an entire species of fungus first? *she and Alicia cackle insanely, fall over, and have to be carted away*
Ron: Let's play my favorite game ever!
Ginny: *dramatic sigh* NOBODY likes "Let's All Hold Hands and be Friends," Ok?
Ron: *cries*
Ashleigh: I'll hold Draco's hand!
Olivia: Get away from my man, bee-yatch!
Jon: catfight! *they beat him up*
Lauren: Um, Ashleigh?
Ashleigh: I jumped in from the ceiling.
Lauren: right.
Draco: Hey wait, you're saying that BOTH these girls like me?
Ashleigh and Olivia: Yeah
Draco: And I can pick WHICH ONE I LIKE BETTER?
Lauren: Um, ya, I guess you could put it that way!
Draco: Oh YEAH
Ashleigh: So. . . who do you pick?
Olivia: *angrily* Yeah! Who?
Draco: um, do I hafta pick right now?
Olivia and Ashleigh: *disappear*
Lauren and Draco: damn!
Big Lauren*: Let's all just work out our differences! I'm sure you can all SHARE Draco!
Ron: *gasping* You understand me! *they go off into room and talk about feelings and stuff*
Hermione: *puts on way too much lipstick* Ooh, baby, pucker up!
Draco: AAAHH! *runs away*
Lauren: *sigh*
Harry: so. . . what about that dance contest?
Lauren: Fine! You wanna have a dance contest? FINE!
Harry: Yay! *puts on "like a virgin"*
Lauren: *sigh* Ok, pick songs. . . Harry, you automatically get disqualified on account of scariness!
Harry: *stalks off*
Megan: Like, can me and like, like, um, Anna work together?
Lauren: sure!
Anna: Can we do any kind of dance?
Lauren: No, you cannot do a strip dance!
Megan and Anna: Damn!
Lauren: *shakes head and walks off*
A while later. . .
Lauren: Ok, who wants to dance first?
Olivia: *grabs Draco* we do!
Ashleigh: *also grabbing Draco* no, we do!
Draco: *gulp* Hey wait, can I dance with BOTH of you?
Ashleigh and Olivia: No!
Ashleigh: jerk!
Draco: Does that mean she doesn't like me anymore?
Lauren: You really don't understand women, do you?
Draco: *proudly* Nope! I don't need to!
Lauren: So. . . do you want to dance first?
Draco: No, I don't have a partner anymore!
Megan: Like, we'll totally dance first!
Lauren: Right.
Anna: We're doing cell block tango!
Ron: Damn!
Big Lauren: there, there, we can work it out!
Ron: Ok, that song works too!
*Megan and Anna dance*
Anna: My shoes were so perfect for that! *gasps* Oh no, they got a stain!
Lauren: You know, that's a crumb. You can wipe that right off.
Anna: *wailing* Noooo! Come on *grabs Megan* let's go to Mars!
Megan: Like, ok!
Lauren: Must. . . Not. . . Lose. . .More. . . Brain. . . Cells. . Aw not working!
Alicia: We're doing "Chiquita Banana"
Lauren: Naturally
Maddy: We have to sacrifice someone. It's part of our dance.
Lauren: No.
Maddy: FINE then *they leave*
Lauren: *wondering* when did they get back here? *sees trucks labeled "insane asylum" in the back yard* Right.
Olivia: Ok, Draco, I forgive you.
Draco: But what about Ashleigh?
Olivia: make a CHOICE dammit, a choice!
Draco: *does eenie meenie mini moe* Um, Olivia!
Ashleigh: Men are such pigs! *leaves*
Olivia: *does dance of joy*
Lauren: Ok, your dance was the best. You win. But. . . You hafta say how you got in to get your prize!
Olivia: *grabs prize and leaves*
Ron, Big Lauren, Female Foo Fighters and others: but we didn't get to dance!
Lauren: Yes. I know. There's a reason for that
Thayet: *bursts into sobs and leaves*
Lauren: *shakes head*
Kel: But look! *swings spear, knocking over lamps* You gotta admit, that beats that other dumb dance!
Lauren: I'm in denial.
Alanna: Come on George, I'm getting "bored" and you know what that means!
George: Yes!
Alanna: That you hafta go watch the kids
George: No!
Ginny: *follows around Draco*
Draco: Here's the deal. I like you as long as Olivia isn't here.
Ginny: Jerk! *leaves*
Draco: That was amazingly easy!
Lauren: *groan*
Thanks to everyone who I can't name all at once!!
*Big as in tall, not wide
Lauren: Ok, let's have a contest!
Draco: Ooh, what kind of contest?
Lauren: Um, I dunno. . . how bout a dance contest?
Harry: *puts on disco gear* Ok!
Lauren: On the other hand. . .
Maddy: Let's see who can wipe out an entire species of fungus first? *she and Alicia cackle insanely, fall over, and have to be carted away*
Ron: Let's play my favorite game ever!
Ginny: *dramatic sigh* NOBODY likes "Let's All Hold Hands and be Friends," Ok?
Ron: *cries*
Ashleigh: I'll hold Draco's hand!
Olivia: Get away from my man, bee-yatch!
Jon: catfight! *they beat him up*
Lauren: Um, Ashleigh?
Ashleigh: I jumped in from the ceiling.
Lauren: right.
Draco: Hey wait, you're saying that BOTH these girls like me?
Ashleigh and Olivia: Yeah
Draco: And I can pick WHICH ONE I LIKE BETTER?
Lauren: Um, ya, I guess you could put it that way!
Draco: Oh YEAH
Ashleigh: So. . . who do you pick?
Olivia: *angrily* Yeah! Who?
Draco: um, do I hafta pick right now?
Olivia and Ashleigh: *disappear*
Lauren and Draco: damn!
Big Lauren*: Let's all just work out our differences! I'm sure you can all SHARE Draco!
Ron: *gasping* You understand me! *they go off into room and talk about feelings and stuff*
Hermione: *puts on way too much lipstick* Ooh, baby, pucker up!
Draco: AAAHH! *runs away*
Lauren: *sigh*
Harry: so. . . what about that dance contest?
Lauren: Fine! You wanna have a dance contest? FINE!
Harry: Yay! *puts on "like a virgin"*
Lauren: *sigh* Ok, pick songs. . . Harry, you automatically get disqualified on account of scariness!
Harry: *stalks off*
Megan: Like, can me and like, like, um, Anna work together?
Lauren: sure!
Anna: Can we do any kind of dance?
Lauren: No, you cannot do a strip dance!
Megan and Anna: Damn!
Lauren: *shakes head and walks off*
A while later. . .
Lauren: Ok, who wants to dance first?
Olivia: *grabs Draco* we do!
Ashleigh: *also grabbing Draco* no, we do!
Draco: *gulp* Hey wait, can I dance with BOTH of you?
Ashleigh and Olivia: No!
Ashleigh: jerk!
Draco: Does that mean she doesn't like me anymore?
Lauren: You really don't understand women, do you?
Draco: *proudly* Nope! I don't need to!
Lauren: So. . . do you want to dance first?
Draco: No, I don't have a partner anymore!
Megan: Like, we'll totally dance first!
Lauren: Right.
Anna: We're doing cell block tango!
Ron: Damn!
Big Lauren: there, there, we can work it out!
Ron: Ok, that song works too!
*Megan and Anna dance*
Anna: My shoes were so perfect for that! *gasps* Oh no, they got a stain!
Lauren: You know, that's a crumb. You can wipe that right off.
Anna: *wailing* Noooo! Come on *grabs Megan* let's go to Mars!
Megan: Like, ok!
Lauren: Must. . . Not. . . Lose. . .More. . . Brain. . . Cells. . Aw not working!
Alicia: We're doing "Chiquita Banana"
Lauren: Naturally
Maddy: We have to sacrifice someone. It's part of our dance.
Lauren: No.
Maddy: FINE then *they leave*
Lauren: *wondering* when did they get back here? *sees trucks labeled "insane asylum" in the back yard* Right.
Olivia: Ok, Draco, I forgive you.
Draco: But what about Ashleigh?
Olivia: make a CHOICE dammit, a choice!
Draco: *does eenie meenie mini moe* Um, Olivia!
Ashleigh: Men are such pigs! *leaves*
Olivia: *does dance of joy*
Lauren: Ok, your dance was the best. You win. But. . . You hafta say how you got in to get your prize!
Olivia: *grabs prize and leaves*
Ron, Big Lauren, Female Foo Fighters and others: but we didn't get to dance!
Lauren: Yes. I know. There's a reason for that
Thayet: *bursts into sobs and leaves*
Lauren: *shakes head*
Kel: But look! *swings spear, knocking over lamps* You gotta admit, that beats that other dumb dance!
Lauren: I'm in denial.
Alanna: Come on George, I'm getting "bored" and you know what that means!
George: Yes!
Alanna: That you hafta go watch the kids
George: No!
Ginny: *follows around Draco*
Draco: Here's the deal. I like you as long as Olivia isn't here.
Ginny: Jerk! *leaves*
Draco: That was amazingly easy!
Lauren: *groan*
Thanks to everyone who I can't name all at once!!
*Big as in tall, not wide