Disclaimer: *suspicious glance around* and why should I tell you?? No,
seriously, I would like to sincerely thank J.K. Rowling and Tamora Pierce
for the use of their characters.
Lauren: How long exactly has everyone been here?
Ron: *shrugs* Forever.
Lauren: Impossible.
Ron: If you say so! *waltzes off to talk about feelings with Big Lauren*
Lauren: *shakes head* Anyway, maybe the party should end soon. . .
Daine: No! Cloud says. . . *pauses and listens, looking insane* That we should stay!
Lauren: *gently nodding and leading Daine to the room with the white walls* Yes, of course, whatever Cloud says. . .
Daine: *nodding eagerly* yep!
Maddy: *greets Daine* I see you have transferred to our side. . .
Alicia: Yes, now you are one of us
Both: *chant* One of us. . . one of us. . .
Daine: *runs away*
Draco: I'm bored!
Olivia: *grabs arm* Not anymore you're not!
Lauren: You know, I'm not even going to worry about how you got in here any more!
Olivia: *shrug* I've been climbing in through the air vent.
Lauren: And you disappear?
Olivia: Well now that you ask, of course I can't tell you!
Lauren: Right.
Olivia: *disappears*
Kel: Hey Lauren, you wanna learn how to spear dance? *swings spear around, almost beheading Hermione* Ooh, sorry Hermione, that was close!
Lauren: Oh, it's ok. No one really cares anyhow!
Hermione: *sobbing* Draco baby, I'm sad!
Draco: Good!
Hermione: You're so mean!
Draco: and it only took you 6 ½ chapters to figure it out. Good job.
Hermione: *quite pleased* Why thank you.
Draco: *rolls eyes and walks away*
Alicia: *escaping from chains* *foaming at mouth* Hide and seek. . . hide and seek!
Lauren: Ok, you've escaped from your "coat," your cage, your chains, your spaceship. . . what else is left?
Alicia: *drooling* Dog house! Dog house!
Lauren: I. . . already gave you one. What did you-oh no!
Maddy: *walking up* The god of Chiquita banana was not satisfied *Alicia and Maddy burst into laughter and grin evilly*
Lauren: Oh, of. . . course. . .
Big Lauren: Grasshopper, you should respect the wishes of others to-er- sacrifice things.
Maddy: And people!
Big Lauren: And pe-no! That's disgusting!
Alicia: I think we found our next victim. . .
Big Lauren: *runs off screaming*
Lauren: *scratches head* GRASSHOPPER?
Anna S: Yo, Lauren, ain't my Aber 'n' Fitch shirt down in da HOOD?
Lauren: NO.
Anna S: Well, my posse my peeps is going down now, yo!
Lauren: Do you even know what you're saying
Anna S: No, but my ghetto-talk is down witcha, yo! Ain't it whack?
Alex: Stop talking An-*walks away*
Lauren: When did you guys get here?
Anna S: Yo, we was transported *makes weird noises with mouth* by the cah that ain't aborted, and we was here before she flirted, that gal with Draco um, morphed-ed!
Lauren: You explain, Alex
Alex: My mom drove us, and we were going to be on time except *leaves*
Lauren: In English, can you explain why you were late?
Anna S: My new shoes got left a back now, our presents were all a-hacked now, great things we both a-lacked now, then her Mom just went and slacked now!
Lauren: Right.
Alex: Anna, I think it's time we-*leaves party*
Anna S: Yo, das some whack stuff going on wid dat gal! I better check out my chick, yo!
Lauren: Anna, dear, I would just like to say one thing before you leave.
Anna S: Yo, was dat?
Lauren: You're white and blonde! BLONDE!! NATURALLY!
Anna S: So what you sayin yo?
Lauren: *sigh* just leave!!
Anna S: Yo, no need fo you ta be all hatin! *leaves*
Lauren: *groan* *sends other people away*
Rest of party: Bye! See you! *leaves*
Harry: Hey wait, did she just kick us out??
Thayet: I think she did! *everyone bangs on door*
Lauren: Whahahahahahahahah
Maddy: We're still here. . .
Lauren: Uh-oh
Lauren: How long exactly has everyone been here?
Ron: *shrugs* Forever.
Lauren: Impossible.
Ron: If you say so! *waltzes off to talk about feelings with Big Lauren*
Lauren: *shakes head* Anyway, maybe the party should end soon. . .
Daine: No! Cloud says. . . *pauses and listens, looking insane* That we should stay!
Lauren: *gently nodding and leading Daine to the room with the white walls* Yes, of course, whatever Cloud says. . .
Daine: *nodding eagerly* yep!
Maddy: *greets Daine* I see you have transferred to our side. . .
Alicia: Yes, now you are one of us
Both: *chant* One of us. . . one of us. . .
Daine: *runs away*
Draco: I'm bored!
Olivia: *grabs arm* Not anymore you're not!
Lauren: You know, I'm not even going to worry about how you got in here any more!
Olivia: *shrug* I've been climbing in through the air vent.
Lauren: And you disappear?
Olivia: Well now that you ask, of course I can't tell you!
Lauren: Right.
Olivia: *disappears*
Kel: Hey Lauren, you wanna learn how to spear dance? *swings spear around, almost beheading Hermione* Ooh, sorry Hermione, that was close!
Lauren: Oh, it's ok. No one really cares anyhow!
Hermione: *sobbing* Draco baby, I'm sad!
Draco: Good!
Hermione: You're so mean!
Draco: and it only took you 6 ½ chapters to figure it out. Good job.
Hermione: *quite pleased* Why thank you.
Draco: *rolls eyes and walks away*
Alicia: *escaping from chains* *foaming at mouth* Hide and seek. . . hide and seek!
Lauren: Ok, you've escaped from your "coat," your cage, your chains, your spaceship. . . what else is left?
Alicia: *drooling* Dog house! Dog house!
Lauren: I. . . already gave you one. What did you-oh no!
Maddy: *walking up* The god of Chiquita banana was not satisfied *Alicia and Maddy burst into laughter and grin evilly*
Lauren: Oh, of. . . course. . .
Big Lauren: Grasshopper, you should respect the wishes of others to-er- sacrifice things.
Maddy: And people!
Big Lauren: And pe-no! That's disgusting!
Alicia: I think we found our next victim. . .
Big Lauren: *runs off screaming*
Lauren: *scratches head* GRASSHOPPER?
Anna S: Yo, Lauren, ain't my Aber 'n' Fitch shirt down in da HOOD?
Lauren: NO.
Anna S: Well, my posse my peeps is going down now, yo!
Lauren: Do you even know what you're saying
Anna S: No, but my ghetto-talk is down witcha, yo! Ain't it whack?
Alex: Stop talking An-*walks away*
Lauren: When did you guys get here?
Anna S: Yo, we was transported *makes weird noises with mouth* by the cah that ain't aborted, and we was here before she flirted, that gal with Draco um, morphed-ed!
Lauren: You explain, Alex
Alex: My mom drove us, and we were going to be on time except *leaves*
Lauren: In English, can you explain why you were late?
Anna S: My new shoes got left a back now, our presents were all a-hacked now, great things we both a-lacked now, then her Mom just went and slacked now!
Lauren: Right.
Alex: Anna, I think it's time we-*leaves party*
Anna S: Yo, das some whack stuff going on wid dat gal! I better check out my chick, yo!
Lauren: Anna, dear, I would just like to say one thing before you leave.
Anna S: Yo, was dat?
Lauren: You're white and blonde! BLONDE!! NATURALLY!
Anna S: So what you sayin yo?
Lauren: *sigh* just leave!!
Anna S: Yo, no need fo you ta be all hatin! *leaves*
Lauren: *groan* *sends other people away*
Rest of party: Bye! See you! *leaves*
Harry: Hey wait, did she just kick us out??
Thayet: I think she did! *everyone bangs on door*
Lauren: Whahahahahahahahah
Maddy: We're still here. . .
Lauren: Uh-oh