INTERMISSION:
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This will make absolutly no sense. This is just what happens when I'm bored, haven't been getting enough sleep, on a sugar rush and have slight writers block.
Oh, and if ya wanna flame, then flame. I could always use a good laugh!
DISCLAIMER: NO OWN YU-GI-OH! (dang it!) Nor does she own Britney Spears, Barney, Barbie, or the song Barbie Girl (thank RA!)
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Y. Malik: *walks into the room.* What the HELL Is going on? And where the hell am I?
Yugi: *watching Rugrats. :o)* Huh? You say something Yami? *not taking eyes off of t.v.
Yami: *glances up from reading: Tales of the Unfortunate Soul.* No aibou.
Yugi: Oh? Then who? *looks up from the t.v. searching the room. Eyes fall on Y. Malik. Jumps up startled.* AHHHHH! MALIK!
Yami: *drops the book when he heard Yugi cry out. Jumping from his chair, He rushed to Yugi's side, glaring at Y. Malik.* What the HELL are you doing here?!?!?!
Y.Malik: *glares.* I was wondering the same thing pharoh! But no matter! I want the power of your Millenium Puzzle!
Yugi&Yami: NEVER!
~The three glare each other having a stand-off. ~
Dum dum dum dum dum
All: *look around confused.*
Yami: Where the hell did that come from?!?
Y. Malik: *eyes search the room, growls.* Stop playing games pharoh!
Yami: I am NOT playing games! Now I demand to know how you got here!
Y. Malik: Beats the living hell out of me! One second I was playing a video game, and the next I'm here! *Looks at Yugi deviously, gestures him over.* Oh hey Yugi.....wanna play a little game? It's called Hide and go DEAD!
Yugi: *whimpers.*
Yami: *protectively pushes Yugi behind him.* Stay away from him!
Kanatasha: *walks into the room.* Hey you guys. What's up.
Yami: *turns to her glaring.* Kanatasha! What is the meaning of this?!?!? How dare you bring HIM! in here!!!
Y.Malik: Who the HELL are you?
Kanatasha: *to Yami* Because I can! *to Y. Malik.* Names Kanatasha Brenks. I'm the author of this Yu-gi-oh fanfic: Asleep.
Y.Malik: *confused.* Asleep? Fanfic? What the hell!?!?
Kanatasha: Here read. *hands him a copy of the story.*
Y.Malik: *reads the story. Five minutes later is chuckling evily.* Oh yes! There is justice in this world! Yugi is going to die and there is nothing the GREAT pharoh can do about it!!! *turns to Kanatasha.* Can I be the one that gets to kill Yugi? I'll type it up!
Kanatasha: NO! You will not! I'm not going to kill Yugi in this fanfic! I already promised Yami I wouldn't.
Y.Malik: *pouts.* Fine!
Yami: You really mean it?
Kanatasha: Duh! I told you that before. I would never seriously harm Yugi. I think of him more as a little brother. Well, actually I can't because if I did......
Yami: *almost fearing to ask.* What?
Yugi: *looking back and forth between Kanatasha, Yami and Y. Malik. Is munching on a Hershey's Candy Bar.*
Kanatasha: *looks down, glaring at Yugi.* So your the one who took my candy bar!! And all this time I thought it was my brother Terry! *click in head.* Crap! Terry! I almost forgot! So Yami, you want to know why I can't think of Yugi as my brother?
Yami: *nods.*
Kanatasha: I'll show you. Follow me please.
All: *follow her into the next room. Gasps at what they see before them.*
*Room is bare and padded white. In the room is a small boy around the age of seven hooked up in a straight jacket rocking back and forth on the floor staring off at the t.v. watching Barney singing quietly.*
Terry: I'm a good little boy! I'm a good little! Yes I Am! I'm a good little boy! I'm a good little boy! Yes I Am!
Kanatasha: *walks over, shuts the t.v. off.* Have we learned our lesson Terry?
Terry: *looks up, puppy eyes.* Yes sister we have. It not nice to take Sister's things. Or to annoy her when she is gwumpy!
Kanatasha: AND?
Terry: And we never do it again! Cause we love Sister! Yes we do!
Kanatasha: Okay then. *gets him out of the straight jacket.* Now go off and play. Next time you cross my path I'll put you in a pink fluffy dress and make you walk to school!
Terry: *quickly runs off.*
Kanatasha: *turns to Yami, Yugi, and Y. Malik.*
All: OoO
Kanatasha: And that's why I can't think of Yugi as my brother cause if I did, that's what would happen to him when he took my candy bar!
Yugi: All of a sudden, I'm VERY thankful I'm an only child!
Yami: You and me both Aibou!
Y. Malik: *Deviously smiles at Kanatasha.* I'll be glad to do it if you don't want to! *Advances to Yugi.*
Kanatasha: *glares.* Oh no you won't!
Y. Malik: What the hell are you going to do about it?
Kanatasha: I am the almighty powerful authoress!
Y.Malik: PUH! You can do nothing. Not even the pharoh can do anything!
Kanatasha: *twitch in eye.* You dare defy ME!
Y.Malik: *chuckles.* What's wrong? Is the poor little girl upset?!?!?
Kanatasha: DON'T LAUGH AT ME!!! *takes out her labtop, types feviously and after a few clicks.*
*POOF!*
Y.Malik: *dressed up in a Barbie/Britney Spears outfit. Even is wearing a ponytailed wig. Mouth opens to scream but instead to his horror, the words to the song: I'm A Barbie Girl come out.* I'm a barbie girl. In a barbie world. Life as plastic. It's fantastic!.........
Yami&Yugi: *GULP! Backs away from Kanatasha.*
Kanatasha: Understand Y. Malik! Do not make me upset!
Y. Malik: *still singing can only nod.* Come on Barbie. Let's go Barbie. AH AH AH YEAH!
Kanatasha: *smiles.* Good! *goes back to her labtop, types away again and after again a few clicks.*
*POOF!*
Y. Malik: *is returned to normal. Sighs relieved.* Alright! I'll leave the pharoh and the brat alone! For now!
Kanatasha: *smiles.* Thank you! *Frowns looking down.* Hey! What the hell is that doing here?
All: What? *looks down, screams.*
~Barbie/Britney Spears Doll is sitting on the floor.~
Kanatasha: NO! I deleted that cursive thing! *Opens labtop again. Feveriously hits the delete button.* KUSO! The delete button isn't working!
Yugi: *eyes widden, slumps to the ground, hugging his knees, gently rocking back and forth.* Ok...Ok...Ok...Ok...
Yami: *looks down startled at Yugi.* Aibou! *puts a hand on Yugi's shoulder.* It's going to be ok. *Turns to Kanatasha hissing.* Do ssssomething! Your upsetting my hikari!
Kanatasha: I'm trying! I'm trying!
Y. Malik: *back up into a corner, cowering.* HURRY BLAST YOU!
Kanatasha: DON'T YELL! *light bulb turns on over head.* Hey! I got it! *smiles deviously as she types away at her labtop. Few seconds later....*
~POOF!~
Slutty (name of Barbie/Britney Spears doll) was given life and was tied to a large stake. Standing in front of her was a Judge's booth. Kanatasha was the judge. Next to her stood Barney in a lawyer's suit.*
Kanatasha: What are the charges?
Barney: This isn't nice Kanatasha! You should always play nicely with your friends! Friends are Super-dooperish! *annoying laugh.*
Yami, Yugi, and Y. Malik: *watching from the jury's box, try hard not to puke.*
Kanatasha: Shut the Hell up!
Slutty: Can't we all just be friends? I'm only trying to bring goodness to little girls everywhere. What is so wrong with that? The world needs love and kindness......
Yugi: *SCREAMS!* It.....it.....it...its Téa!!!!!
Yami: *whimpers.*
Kanatasha: You are corrupting childeren! You are evil! EVIL! You are evil because you like pink and Pink is the Root of ALL evil! And because of that, you must be punished WITCH! I sentence you to be burned at the stake! *takes out a flame-thrower, aims it at Slutty and fires.*
Slutty: *screams in agony as she is burned alive.*
Kanatasha: *cruel, devious, mechanical laugh.* Burn! Burn! BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Y.Malik: *same time.* FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kanatasha: *climbs down from judges booth.* Well that takes care of that!
Y. Malik: *looks up at Kanatasha with admiration.* Your my hero!
Yami: Okay, but what about him?! *points to Barney.*
Barney: *On knees in front of Slutty crying.* I don't like this make-believe!
Kanatasha: Oh yeah! *walks over to Barney, hands him a small red box.* I'm sorry Barney. Here. This will make it allllllllllllllllllllll better!
Barney: *takes the box.* I forgive you because that is what friends do. Now let's all hug!
Kanatasha: Uh, wait a minute okay. *runs back to Yami, Yugi, and Y. Malik.* Duck behind the benches!
All: *duck behind benches.*
Kanatasha: *hands Y. Malik a small silver box with a big red button.* When I give you the signal, press the button okay!
Y.Malik: *nods*
Barney: *waiting for Kanatasha to return starts to sing.* I love you. You love me. We're a happy fa....
Kanatasha: NOW!
Y. Malik: *Presses the button.*
~There is a two second delay before Barney is blown to smitherings!!!!!!~
Kanatasha and Y. Malik: *laugh hysterically.*
Y.Malik: That was AWESOME!
Kanatasha: *turns to him.* You like blowing things up too?!?
Y. Malik: Are you kidding me! It's my passion as well as burning things! I love FIRE!
Kanatasha: *eyes widen smiles happily.* A fellow Pyro! I think I found my new best friend!
Y. Malik: And I may have found the love of my life!
Kanatasha: *Blushes.* Come on Y. Malik. Lets go rid the world of the color pink, Barney, Britney Spears and everything else cute and precious!
Y. Malik: Your on!
Yami: Uh, what about us?
Kanatasha: *hands him a key.* Here you can use this to get back into the room. Y. Malik and I will be back shortly.*
Yami: ummmm....okay....
Yami&Yugi: *walk off, returning to the room.*
Yami: *mutters.* He always gets to have all the fun!
Y. Malik: *snickers.* Well friend, let's go!
Kanatasha: Okay but first, I've got something for you. *Hands him a shirt.*
Y. Malik: *smiles deviously reading it, puts it on.*
Kanatasha&Y.Malik: *walk off. Picture fades to Y. Malik's shirt which reads: I'M NOT EVIL! I'M JUST MISUNDERSTOOD!
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Yami: What the hell was the meaning of THAT!
Kanatasha: *shrugs.* I was bored and on a sugar rush. I've got the next chapter of the story almost finnished but I've kind of run into a little problem. I got writers block so I wrote this intermission hoping it would help.
Yami: Well? Did it?
Kanatasha: As a matter of fact it did. I gotta go now so I can finnish the story and post it! Should hopefully be up in a day or so See ya! *leaves.*
Yami: *turns to Yugi.* Your are NEVER allowed alone with THAT woman!
Yugi: *nods feveriously.* Okey Dokey!
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This will make absolutly no sense. This is just what happens when I'm bored, haven't been getting enough sleep, on a sugar rush and have slight writers block.
Oh, and if ya wanna flame, then flame. I could always use a good laugh!
DISCLAIMER: NO OWN YU-GI-OH! (dang it!) Nor does she own Britney Spears, Barney, Barbie, or the song Barbie Girl (thank RA!)
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Y. Malik: *walks into the room.* What the HELL Is going on? And where the hell am I?
Yugi: *watching Rugrats. :o)* Huh? You say something Yami? *not taking eyes off of t.v.
Yami: *glances up from reading: Tales of the Unfortunate Soul.* No aibou.
Yugi: Oh? Then who? *looks up from the t.v. searching the room. Eyes fall on Y. Malik. Jumps up startled.* AHHHHH! MALIK!
Yami: *drops the book when he heard Yugi cry out. Jumping from his chair, He rushed to Yugi's side, glaring at Y. Malik.* What the HELL are you doing here?!?!?!
Y.Malik: *glares.* I was wondering the same thing pharoh! But no matter! I want the power of your Millenium Puzzle!
Yugi&Yami: NEVER!
~The three glare each other having a stand-off. ~
Dum dum dum dum dum
All: *look around confused.*
Yami: Where the hell did that come from?!?
Y. Malik: *eyes search the room, growls.* Stop playing games pharoh!
Yami: I am NOT playing games! Now I demand to know how you got here!
Y. Malik: Beats the living hell out of me! One second I was playing a video game, and the next I'm here! *Looks at Yugi deviously, gestures him over.* Oh hey Yugi.....wanna play a little game? It's called Hide and go DEAD!
Yugi: *whimpers.*
Yami: *protectively pushes Yugi behind him.* Stay away from him!
Kanatasha: *walks into the room.* Hey you guys. What's up.
Yami: *turns to her glaring.* Kanatasha! What is the meaning of this?!?!? How dare you bring HIM! in here!!!
Y.Malik: Who the HELL are you?
Kanatasha: *to Yami* Because I can! *to Y. Malik.* Names Kanatasha Brenks. I'm the author of this Yu-gi-oh fanfic: Asleep.
Y.Malik: *confused.* Asleep? Fanfic? What the hell!?!?
Kanatasha: Here read. *hands him a copy of the story.*
Y.Malik: *reads the story. Five minutes later is chuckling evily.* Oh yes! There is justice in this world! Yugi is going to die and there is nothing the GREAT pharoh can do about it!!! *turns to Kanatasha.* Can I be the one that gets to kill Yugi? I'll type it up!
Kanatasha: NO! You will not! I'm not going to kill Yugi in this fanfic! I already promised Yami I wouldn't.
Y.Malik: *pouts.* Fine!
Yami: You really mean it?
Kanatasha: Duh! I told you that before. I would never seriously harm Yugi. I think of him more as a little brother. Well, actually I can't because if I did......
Yami: *almost fearing to ask.* What?
Yugi: *looking back and forth between Kanatasha, Yami and Y. Malik. Is munching on a Hershey's Candy Bar.*
Kanatasha: *looks down, glaring at Yugi.* So your the one who took my candy bar!! And all this time I thought it was my brother Terry! *click in head.* Crap! Terry! I almost forgot! So Yami, you want to know why I can't think of Yugi as my brother?
Yami: *nods.*
Kanatasha: I'll show you. Follow me please.
All: *follow her into the next room. Gasps at what they see before them.*
*Room is bare and padded white. In the room is a small boy around the age of seven hooked up in a straight jacket rocking back and forth on the floor staring off at the t.v. watching Barney singing quietly.*
Terry: I'm a good little boy! I'm a good little! Yes I Am! I'm a good little boy! I'm a good little boy! Yes I Am!
Kanatasha: *walks over, shuts the t.v. off.* Have we learned our lesson Terry?
Terry: *looks up, puppy eyes.* Yes sister we have. It not nice to take Sister's things. Or to annoy her when she is gwumpy!
Kanatasha: AND?
Terry: And we never do it again! Cause we love Sister! Yes we do!
Kanatasha: Okay then. *gets him out of the straight jacket.* Now go off and play. Next time you cross my path I'll put you in a pink fluffy dress and make you walk to school!
Terry: *quickly runs off.*
Kanatasha: *turns to Yami, Yugi, and Y. Malik.*
All: OoO
Kanatasha: And that's why I can't think of Yugi as my brother cause if I did, that's what would happen to him when he took my candy bar!
Yugi: All of a sudden, I'm VERY thankful I'm an only child!
Yami: You and me both Aibou!
Y. Malik: *Deviously smiles at Kanatasha.* I'll be glad to do it if you don't want to! *Advances to Yugi.*
Kanatasha: *glares.* Oh no you won't!
Y. Malik: What the hell are you going to do about it?
Kanatasha: I am the almighty powerful authoress!
Y.Malik: PUH! You can do nothing. Not even the pharoh can do anything!
Kanatasha: *twitch in eye.* You dare defy ME!
Y.Malik: *chuckles.* What's wrong? Is the poor little girl upset?!?!?
Kanatasha: DON'T LAUGH AT ME!!! *takes out her labtop, types feviously and after a few clicks.*
*POOF!*
Y.Malik: *dressed up in a Barbie/Britney Spears outfit. Even is wearing a ponytailed wig. Mouth opens to scream but instead to his horror, the words to the song: I'm A Barbie Girl come out.* I'm a barbie girl. In a barbie world. Life as plastic. It's fantastic!.........
Yami&Yugi: *GULP! Backs away from Kanatasha.*
Kanatasha: Understand Y. Malik! Do not make me upset!
Y. Malik: *still singing can only nod.* Come on Barbie. Let's go Barbie. AH AH AH YEAH!
Kanatasha: *smiles.* Good! *goes back to her labtop, types away again and after again a few clicks.*
*POOF!*
Y. Malik: *is returned to normal. Sighs relieved.* Alright! I'll leave the pharoh and the brat alone! For now!
Kanatasha: *smiles.* Thank you! *Frowns looking down.* Hey! What the hell is that doing here?
All: What? *looks down, screams.*
~Barbie/Britney Spears Doll is sitting on the floor.~
Kanatasha: NO! I deleted that cursive thing! *Opens labtop again. Feveriously hits the delete button.* KUSO! The delete button isn't working!
Yugi: *eyes widden, slumps to the ground, hugging his knees, gently rocking back and forth.* Ok...Ok...Ok...Ok...
Yami: *looks down startled at Yugi.* Aibou! *puts a hand on Yugi's shoulder.* It's going to be ok. *Turns to Kanatasha hissing.* Do ssssomething! Your upsetting my hikari!
Kanatasha: I'm trying! I'm trying!
Y. Malik: *back up into a corner, cowering.* HURRY BLAST YOU!
Kanatasha: DON'T YELL! *light bulb turns on over head.* Hey! I got it! *smiles deviously as she types away at her labtop. Few seconds later....*
~POOF!~
Slutty (name of Barbie/Britney Spears doll) was given life and was tied to a large stake. Standing in front of her was a Judge's booth. Kanatasha was the judge. Next to her stood Barney in a lawyer's suit.*
Kanatasha: What are the charges?
Barney: This isn't nice Kanatasha! You should always play nicely with your friends! Friends are Super-dooperish! *annoying laugh.*
Yami, Yugi, and Y. Malik: *watching from the jury's box, try hard not to puke.*
Kanatasha: Shut the Hell up!
Slutty: Can't we all just be friends? I'm only trying to bring goodness to little girls everywhere. What is so wrong with that? The world needs love and kindness......
Yugi: *SCREAMS!* It.....it.....it...its Téa!!!!!
Yami: *whimpers.*
Kanatasha: You are corrupting childeren! You are evil! EVIL! You are evil because you like pink and Pink is the Root of ALL evil! And because of that, you must be punished WITCH! I sentence you to be burned at the stake! *takes out a flame-thrower, aims it at Slutty and fires.*
Slutty: *screams in agony as she is burned alive.*
Kanatasha: *cruel, devious, mechanical laugh.* Burn! Burn! BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Y.Malik: *same time.* FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kanatasha: *climbs down from judges booth.* Well that takes care of that!
Y. Malik: *looks up at Kanatasha with admiration.* Your my hero!
Yami: Okay, but what about him?! *points to Barney.*
Barney: *On knees in front of Slutty crying.* I don't like this make-believe!
Kanatasha: Oh yeah! *walks over to Barney, hands him a small red box.* I'm sorry Barney. Here. This will make it allllllllllllllllllllll better!
Barney: *takes the box.* I forgive you because that is what friends do. Now let's all hug!
Kanatasha: Uh, wait a minute okay. *runs back to Yami, Yugi, and Y. Malik.* Duck behind the benches!
All: *duck behind benches.*
Kanatasha: *hands Y. Malik a small silver box with a big red button.* When I give you the signal, press the button okay!
Y.Malik: *nods*
Barney: *waiting for Kanatasha to return starts to sing.* I love you. You love me. We're a happy fa....
Kanatasha: NOW!
Y. Malik: *Presses the button.*
~There is a two second delay before Barney is blown to smitherings!!!!!!~
Kanatasha and Y. Malik: *laugh hysterically.*
Y.Malik: That was AWESOME!
Kanatasha: *turns to him.* You like blowing things up too?!?
Y. Malik: Are you kidding me! It's my passion as well as burning things! I love FIRE!
Kanatasha: *eyes widen smiles happily.* A fellow Pyro! I think I found my new best friend!
Y. Malik: And I may have found the love of my life!
Kanatasha: *Blushes.* Come on Y. Malik. Lets go rid the world of the color pink, Barney, Britney Spears and everything else cute and precious!
Y. Malik: Your on!
Yami: Uh, what about us?
Kanatasha: *hands him a key.* Here you can use this to get back into the room. Y. Malik and I will be back shortly.*
Yami: ummmm....okay....
Yami&Yugi: *walk off, returning to the room.*
Yami: *mutters.* He always gets to have all the fun!
Y. Malik: *snickers.* Well friend, let's go!
Kanatasha: Okay but first, I've got something for you. *Hands him a shirt.*
Y. Malik: *smiles deviously reading it, puts it on.*
Kanatasha&Y.Malik: *walk off. Picture fades to Y. Malik's shirt which reads: I'M NOT EVIL! I'M JUST MISUNDERSTOOD!
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Yami: What the hell was the meaning of THAT!
Kanatasha: *shrugs.* I was bored and on a sugar rush. I've got the next chapter of the story almost finnished but I've kind of run into a little problem. I got writers block so I wrote this intermission hoping it would help.
Yami: Well? Did it?
Kanatasha: As a matter of fact it did. I gotta go now so I can finnish the story and post it! Should hopefully be up in a day or so See ya! *leaves.*
Yami: *turns to Yugi.* Your are NEVER allowed alone with THAT woman!
Yugi: *nods feveriously.* Okey Dokey!