A fanfiction writer's warning
A/N: Well, I finally get down to typing out my thoughts. sorry for the long wait. This holiday is giving me a horrible mental block.
Disclaimer: My fics, my plot, my characters. Got a problem? * glares *
The Clock could not strike three
In Eddie's bedroom, all was quiet. Save for Eddie's snorts and snores. The smashed alarm clock was attempting to moan for a doctor. However, since no object there liked it, it was left on the floor with its respective smashed parts. The posters on the wall were having a silent basketball match. Why silent? Because gentle, sweet Eddie had tried to set fire to Sakuragi's poster when he woke her up in the middle of the night.
The epitome of feminine behaviour was sprawled on her bed, snoring uproariously. A squash banana mess was next to her, wishing it had never been taken out of the comfortable refrigerator.
It was three o'clock in the mortal and ghostly realm. The clock made a pitiful attempt to ring thrice. It failed miserably. Thus it was that a grey kitten appeared in the room unheralded by the clock.
The small and diminutive kitten looked at the snoring Eddie. It scrunched up its nose and leapt onto the bed, scratching the pink alarm clock on the way. It disdainfully avoided the banana mess and sat down in front of Eddie.
It mewed once. Eddie didn't stir. It meowed again, sounding rather impatient. Eddie was as still as a sack of potato but certainly not as intelligent. Annoyed, the kitten sat back and regarded the slumbering human.
It smiled a smile that would have made Eddie back away in terror if she was awake. How unfortunate that Eddie was fast asleep.
The kitten licked its paw and slowly faded away. It reappeared in Eddie's dream. It was in a huge basketball court. The kitten scrunched its nose again and swiped at Eddie's dream form. Eddie yelped and the scenery changed back to Eddie's bedroom.
The kitten advanced towards Eddie's face again. It batted at Eddie's face, claws retracted. Eddie opened one sleepy eye. The kitten looked offended and swiped at Eddie once more. Claws out, this time. Both of her eyes opened and she swatted the grey kitten away. The kitten sailed through the air and went through the wall. Eddie rubbed her eyes. " What the!" her dream self exclaimed, sitting up in bed. The door opened and Si En, her friend walked into her room.
" Hi, Eddie," greeted Si En, looking slightly transparent.
" What are you doing here! First Blurblock than Lybra. After that, Elena and Fen Hui. Now you walk into my room! Go away, I want to have a proper night's sleep." grumbled a disgruntled Eddie.
Si En frowned. " My dear Eddie, I am in your dream right now. anyway, wake up!" Shouted Si En, startling Eddie so much that she fell out of the dream (and her bed), thus landing on the land.
Eddie finally woke up. She looked around blearily. She saw Si En seated in front of her. "YARRRGH! I thought you were a dream!"
Si En scowled. " What do you mean by a dream? I may be a ghost, but I'm still a spirit, not a mere dream!"
Eddie rolled her eyes, used to Si En's arrogance and belief in superiority.
Si En's voice turned serious, " My Dear Eddie, I am the third and last ghost to visit you tonight. I have come to urge you to stop writing romance. It is frightfully bad for your health! Who knows, you might be injured by a rampaging cat or killed by a lovelorn fan who doesn't like what you are doing to her beloved SD characters."
Eddie blanched. She could tell a hint when she heard one. " Now now dear lavvie. erm, I mean Si En, don't get too hasty now."
Si En's eyes gleamed dangerously. " What did you call me?"
Eddie automatically responded, " Lavvie, erm no! I meant Si En, of course. What else would I call you?" smiled nervously.
Si En saw purple. " HOW COULD YOU! I DO NOT ANSWER TO THE NAME OF LAVVIE! NEVER CONTEMPLATE THAT NAME EVER AGAIN!!!" she shouted, looking remarkable alive and angry.
Eddie back away. " Now now, Si En. Don't get hasty. it was merely a little joke. Really!" She moved to cover a piece of paper she had printed out.
Si En scowled. Eyes narrowed, she noticed Eddie's not-so-subtle attempts to cover something. She stalked over, walked through Eddie and read the paper. It was a printed copy of 'Aho', with the reviews attached. She saw that one review was highlighted. It read: By RPG Hui, You should also make this a LavenderXSendoh fic. It would be fun. :D.
Eddie paled, know Si En would definitely explode.
She was right. Si En exploded and then imploded. Enraged, Si En bellowed, " WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS! I DO NOT LIKE GUYS IN THE FIRST PLACE! And if I wanted a boyfriend, I'd choose a guy that isn't a spiky hair egoistic brat!"
Eddie snorted. " As if." Once the words were out of her mouth, she regretted it. For Si En purpled upon hearing that snide comment.
" EDDIE! Quit it! I mean it. if you dare write a LavenderXSendoh fic, I'll kill you!"
" You can't kill me. You're dead! And I'm the author, I write what I want!"
Si En smiled, " My dear Eddie, in case you haven't noticed, you are in my fic now. Something bad might happen to you if..." She suggested, a cruel smile lurking on her lips.
Eddie grumbled. " I'm not going to promise anything... but I will do my best not to be mushy anymore."
Si En smiled happily. " Well, that is all, since you have promised, all's well that ends well. Fare well. I'll be seeing you soon."
She disappeared in a puff of purple smoke, leaving a rather apprehensive Eddie.
Eddie mumbled, " What did she mean by seeing her soon..." She frowned, grabbed a banana munched on it and pondered about life's shortness. She decided to write her will, just in case. After all, five of her friends died on the same day and they probably didn't think they would die. Oh yes, she would have to attend their funeral. Eddie grinned, knowing Si En, her coffin would be purple satin or something similar.
" Si En, I'll get you purple flowers for your grave." promised Eddie.
In the ghost realm, Si En smiled. "Don't be so sure, my friend."
A/N: Well, I finally get down to typing out my thoughts. sorry for the long wait. This holiday is giving me a horrible mental block.
Disclaimer: My fics, my plot, my characters. Got a problem? * glares *
The Clock could not strike three
In Eddie's bedroom, all was quiet. Save for Eddie's snorts and snores. The smashed alarm clock was attempting to moan for a doctor. However, since no object there liked it, it was left on the floor with its respective smashed parts. The posters on the wall were having a silent basketball match. Why silent? Because gentle, sweet Eddie had tried to set fire to Sakuragi's poster when he woke her up in the middle of the night.
The epitome of feminine behaviour was sprawled on her bed, snoring uproariously. A squash banana mess was next to her, wishing it had never been taken out of the comfortable refrigerator.
It was three o'clock in the mortal and ghostly realm. The clock made a pitiful attempt to ring thrice. It failed miserably. Thus it was that a grey kitten appeared in the room unheralded by the clock.
The small and diminutive kitten looked at the snoring Eddie. It scrunched up its nose and leapt onto the bed, scratching the pink alarm clock on the way. It disdainfully avoided the banana mess and sat down in front of Eddie.
It mewed once. Eddie didn't stir. It meowed again, sounding rather impatient. Eddie was as still as a sack of potato but certainly not as intelligent. Annoyed, the kitten sat back and regarded the slumbering human.
It smiled a smile that would have made Eddie back away in terror if she was awake. How unfortunate that Eddie was fast asleep.
The kitten licked its paw and slowly faded away. It reappeared in Eddie's dream. It was in a huge basketball court. The kitten scrunched its nose again and swiped at Eddie's dream form. Eddie yelped and the scenery changed back to Eddie's bedroom.
The kitten advanced towards Eddie's face again. It batted at Eddie's face, claws retracted. Eddie opened one sleepy eye. The kitten looked offended and swiped at Eddie once more. Claws out, this time. Both of her eyes opened and she swatted the grey kitten away. The kitten sailed through the air and went through the wall. Eddie rubbed her eyes. " What the!" her dream self exclaimed, sitting up in bed. The door opened and Si En, her friend walked into her room.
" Hi, Eddie," greeted Si En, looking slightly transparent.
" What are you doing here! First Blurblock than Lybra. After that, Elena and Fen Hui. Now you walk into my room! Go away, I want to have a proper night's sleep." grumbled a disgruntled Eddie.
Si En frowned. " My dear Eddie, I am in your dream right now. anyway, wake up!" Shouted Si En, startling Eddie so much that she fell out of the dream (and her bed), thus landing on the land.
Eddie finally woke up. She looked around blearily. She saw Si En seated in front of her. "YARRRGH! I thought you were a dream!"
Si En scowled. " What do you mean by a dream? I may be a ghost, but I'm still a spirit, not a mere dream!"
Eddie rolled her eyes, used to Si En's arrogance and belief in superiority.
Si En's voice turned serious, " My Dear Eddie, I am the third and last ghost to visit you tonight. I have come to urge you to stop writing romance. It is frightfully bad for your health! Who knows, you might be injured by a rampaging cat or killed by a lovelorn fan who doesn't like what you are doing to her beloved SD characters."
Eddie blanched. She could tell a hint when she heard one. " Now now dear lavvie. erm, I mean Si En, don't get too hasty now."
Si En's eyes gleamed dangerously. " What did you call me?"
Eddie automatically responded, " Lavvie, erm no! I meant Si En, of course. What else would I call you?" smiled nervously.
Si En saw purple. " HOW COULD YOU! I DO NOT ANSWER TO THE NAME OF LAVVIE! NEVER CONTEMPLATE THAT NAME EVER AGAIN!!!" she shouted, looking remarkable alive and angry.
Eddie back away. " Now now, Si En. Don't get hasty. it was merely a little joke. Really!" She moved to cover a piece of paper she had printed out.
Si En scowled. Eyes narrowed, she noticed Eddie's not-so-subtle attempts to cover something. She stalked over, walked through Eddie and read the paper. It was a printed copy of 'Aho', with the reviews attached. She saw that one review was highlighted. It read: By RPG Hui, You should also make this a LavenderXSendoh fic. It would be fun. :D.
Eddie paled, know Si En would definitely explode.
She was right. Si En exploded and then imploded. Enraged, Si En bellowed, " WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS! I DO NOT LIKE GUYS IN THE FIRST PLACE! And if I wanted a boyfriend, I'd choose a guy that isn't a spiky hair egoistic brat!"
Eddie snorted. " As if." Once the words were out of her mouth, she regretted it. For Si En purpled upon hearing that snide comment.
" EDDIE! Quit it! I mean it. if you dare write a LavenderXSendoh fic, I'll kill you!"
" You can't kill me. You're dead! And I'm the author, I write what I want!"
Si En smiled, " My dear Eddie, in case you haven't noticed, you are in my fic now. Something bad might happen to you if..." She suggested, a cruel smile lurking on her lips.
Eddie grumbled. " I'm not going to promise anything... but I will do my best not to be mushy anymore."
Si En smiled happily. " Well, that is all, since you have promised, all's well that ends well. Fare well. I'll be seeing you soon."
She disappeared in a puff of purple smoke, leaving a rather apprehensive Eddie.
Eddie mumbled, " What did she mean by seeing her soon..." She frowned, grabbed a banana munched on it and pondered about life's shortness. She decided to write her will, just in case. After all, five of her friends died on the same day and they probably didn't think they would die. Oh yes, she would have to attend their funeral. Eddie grinned, knowing Si En, her coffin would be purple satin or something similar.
" Si En, I'll get you purple flowers for your grave." promised Eddie.
In the ghost realm, Si En smiled. "Don't be so sure, my friend."