A Fanfiction Writer's Warning
A/N: MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! All hail me, the mighty Si En! This is the last chapter for this series. So there. Lybra, I am fully capable of starting and finishing a story. So there.
Disclaimer: I thought I said there is no such thing as a disclaimer? * glares * Never mind. My fic. Happy now? *stares at stupid pple who insist on having a disclaimer *
A not so satisfying conclusion
It was five in the morning. And poor, poor Eddie had only slept for four hours. Thus, she was understandably grumpy when her father woke her up. She could even be pardoned for trying to hit her father in the face. Not that her father would agree.
"Since dad woke me up already, I might as well get up." sighed Eddie as she swung her legs off the bed. The mattress groaned heavily, in protest of her rather considerable weight.
"Shut up, bed. Be glad my cousin doesn't own you."
The bed creaked in horror and kept quiet.
Dear clumsy Eddie accidentally trod on the broken alarm clock. As a matter of fact, she stepped on it rather heavily. Thus, her foot hurt. ( "That's an understatement! Change it!")
She hobbled to the toilet, growling in pain.
The posters badly wanted to snigger but was prevented by memories of savage attacks by a furious Eddie.
Eddie stepped into the toilet and on a bunch a bananas. Apparently, she had woken up in the middle of the night, ate bananas in the toilet and left it there. " Oh no! mom is going to kill me."
She sweatdropped.
After smashing her mug, breaking a few plates and accidentally pulling out a knocker on the way out, Eddie finally got out of the house. Albeit with a little difficulty, her mother was rather upset at her clumsiness.
Eddie sighed with relief when she reached school without anything else happening to her. She thanked the Fates That Be for allowing her to get to the school without mishaps.
" Thank the what do you call 'em, ah, Irony Gods."
That is, before she realised that she had not completed her maths assignment, that was due in the first period of the day. Which was not a good omen. Her maths teacher was fearsomely strict and would not tolerate her handing up late work. Which meant she could not access Internet in the morning. She had to complete her homework. She'd better tell Si En that she would not be in the art room when she suddenly remembered that she dreamed Si En was dead.
" Hah. Si En will kill me for daring to dream about her being dead. I'll leave a note on the door and look for her after that." She decided.
Eddie studiously did her homework and amazingly, completed it before flag raising! ( " Well? Clap!" * claps * )
When she had reached her class, there was a great hullabaloo. Apparently, five students from 4/6 had not turned up.
* IN 4/6 CLASSROOM *
Mrs Chen: I received a message from Si En's father. Apparently, Si En and her five other friends died.
Class: * bursts out in laughter *
Mrs Chen: * glowers * What is so funny?
Geraldine: No more Si En means that no more smart aleck remarks!
Kelly: And poor Elena won't get bullied anymore.
Class: * silent once they grasp the fact that their form teacher was not joking *
Mrs Chew: * bellows * HOW COULD ALL OF YOU BE SO HEARTLESS? * goes off into a blistering lecture *
Unknown to everyone in the class, their ex-classmates were sitting in their usual seats and laughing their heads off.
Si En: HAHAHAHAHAHA. I knew Ger would say that!
Elena: At least they thought kindly of me.
Razz: They didn't even talk about ME! * pouts *
Fen Hui and Yi Han: .
Si En: * mischievously * Wonder what will Eddie say? Since I don't think she believed the dreams.
Elena: Hm, wonder how will Mel react.
Yi Han: * points at Mel Por * There. She is frozen.
Elena: nono, the other mel.
* during recess *
Eddie cheerfully trotted towards 4/6 classroom, which was strangely silent. She would tell her friends about the dreams last time; she could just imagine Si En's offended look or Razz's confused face.
Before that, she walked over to the toilet. Perhaps it was because of her recent contact with many ghosts. Whatever the reason, she could see that there was a large sized black cat sitting on the basin. When it saw Eddie, it's eyes glowed blood-red and it advanced towards Eddie, snarling and spitting.
Due to the fact that she had read too many 'Petshop of Horrors' comics, Eddie was totally intimidated by it. She slowly backed off. Step by step, the two beings moved, one advancing, one retreating.
Eddie teetered on the edge of the staircase, ignoring the gasps of other students. She stared at the cat. " Bad cat! Sit! Stay!"
Too late, she remembered Si En saying that a cat hated to be treated like a dog. The enraged cat fluffed up it's fur and pounced.
Eddie instinctively leapt backwards. Her feet scrabbled for firm ground but were met by unresisting air. She crashed through the windowpane and crumpled on the floor.
Surprisingly, it didn't hurt. Eddie stood up. She saw her friends grinning at her from the smashed window.
" Si En! Fenny! Razz! Wu Gui! Yi Han! Come down! I can't believe I survived this fall!" she shouted, laughing at her luck.
They nodded their affirmative and floated down. Eddie gaped at them, only to notice that under her was a crumpled body. Her body.
" I'm dead?!"
" Don't worry, all of them had the same reaction." assured Fen Hui.
"That's not comforting.and why am I dead?" repeated Eddie.
" Because the toilet cat ghost scared you and you fell down three stories." Answered Wu Gui.
" I told you all there was a toilet ghost but noooo, you don't believe me! Ha!" smirked Si En, grinning annoyingly.
The others rolled their eyes.
" Well, Eddie, let's go. You have to go and be judged."
" Okay."
" Don't worry, I'll tell them all about you and your bad habits."
"So bad!"
The six of them strode off, ignoring the chaos in the school. United once again, the ghosts happily continued their usual banter and conversation.
A/N: MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! All hail me, the mighty Si En! This is the last chapter for this series. So there. Lybra, I am fully capable of starting and finishing a story. So there.
Disclaimer: I thought I said there is no such thing as a disclaimer? * glares * Never mind. My fic. Happy now? *stares at stupid pple who insist on having a disclaimer *
A not so satisfying conclusion
It was five in the morning. And poor, poor Eddie had only slept for four hours. Thus, she was understandably grumpy when her father woke her up. She could even be pardoned for trying to hit her father in the face. Not that her father would agree.
"Since dad woke me up already, I might as well get up." sighed Eddie as she swung her legs off the bed. The mattress groaned heavily, in protest of her rather considerable weight.
"Shut up, bed. Be glad my cousin doesn't own you."
The bed creaked in horror and kept quiet.
Dear clumsy Eddie accidentally trod on the broken alarm clock. As a matter of fact, she stepped on it rather heavily. Thus, her foot hurt. ( "That's an understatement! Change it!")
She hobbled to the toilet, growling in pain.
The posters badly wanted to snigger but was prevented by memories of savage attacks by a furious Eddie.
Eddie stepped into the toilet and on a bunch a bananas. Apparently, she had woken up in the middle of the night, ate bananas in the toilet and left it there. " Oh no! mom is going to kill me."
She sweatdropped.
After smashing her mug, breaking a few plates and accidentally pulling out a knocker on the way out, Eddie finally got out of the house. Albeit with a little difficulty, her mother was rather upset at her clumsiness.
Eddie sighed with relief when she reached school without anything else happening to her. She thanked the Fates That Be for allowing her to get to the school without mishaps.
" Thank the what do you call 'em, ah, Irony Gods."
That is, before she realised that she had not completed her maths assignment, that was due in the first period of the day. Which was not a good omen. Her maths teacher was fearsomely strict and would not tolerate her handing up late work. Which meant she could not access Internet in the morning. She had to complete her homework. She'd better tell Si En that she would not be in the art room when she suddenly remembered that she dreamed Si En was dead.
" Hah. Si En will kill me for daring to dream about her being dead. I'll leave a note on the door and look for her after that." She decided.
Eddie studiously did her homework and amazingly, completed it before flag raising! ( " Well? Clap!" * claps * )
When she had reached her class, there was a great hullabaloo. Apparently, five students from 4/6 had not turned up.
* IN 4/6 CLASSROOM *
Mrs Chen: I received a message from Si En's father. Apparently, Si En and her five other friends died.
Class: * bursts out in laughter *
Mrs Chen: * glowers * What is so funny?
Geraldine: No more Si En means that no more smart aleck remarks!
Kelly: And poor Elena won't get bullied anymore.
Class: * silent once they grasp the fact that their form teacher was not joking *
Mrs Chew: * bellows * HOW COULD ALL OF YOU BE SO HEARTLESS? * goes off into a blistering lecture *
Unknown to everyone in the class, their ex-classmates were sitting in their usual seats and laughing their heads off.
Si En: HAHAHAHAHAHA. I knew Ger would say that!
Elena: At least they thought kindly of me.
Razz: They didn't even talk about ME! * pouts *
Fen Hui and Yi Han: .
Si En: * mischievously * Wonder what will Eddie say? Since I don't think she believed the dreams.
Elena: Hm, wonder how will Mel react.
Yi Han: * points at Mel Por * There. She is frozen.
Elena: nono, the other mel.
* during recess *
Eddie cheerfully trotted towards 4/6 classroom, which was strangely silent. She would tell her friends about the dreams last time; she could just imagine Si En's offended look or Razz's confused face.
Before that, she walked over to the toilet. Perhaps it was because of her recent contact with many ghosts. Whatever the reason, she could see that there was a large sized black cat sitting on the basin. When it saw Eddie, it's eyes glowed blood-red and it advanced towards Eddie, snarling and spitting.
Due to the fact that she had read too many 'Petshop of Horrors' comics, Eddie was totally intimidated by it. She slowly backed off. Step by step, the two beings moved, one advancing, one retreating.
Eddie teetered on the edge of the staircase, ignoring the gasps of other students. She stared at the cat. " Bad cat! Sit! Stay!"
Too late, she remembered Si En saying that a cat hated to be treated like a dog. The enraged cat fluffed up it's fur and pounced.
Eddie instinctively leapt backwards. Her feet scrabbled for firm ground but were met by unresisting air. She crashed through the windowpane and crumpled on the floor.
Surprisingly, it didn't hurt. Eddie stood up. She saw her friends grinning at her from the smashed window.
" Si En! Fenny! Razz! Wu Gui! Yi Han! Come down! I can't believe I survived this fall!" she shouted, laughing at her luck.
They nodded their affirmative and floated down. Eddie gaped at them, only to notice that under her was a crumpled body. Her body.
" I'm dead?!"
" Don't worry, all of them had the same reaction." assured Fen Hui.
"That's not comforting.and why am I dead?" repeated Eddie.
" Because the toilet cat ghost scared you and you fell down three stories." Answered Wu Gui.
" I told you all there was a toilet ghost but noooo, you don't believe me! Ha!" smirked Si En, grinning annoyingly.
The others rolled their eyes.
" Well, Eddie, let's go. You have to go and be judged."
" Okay."
" Don't worry, I'll tell them all about you and your bad habits."
"So bad!"
The six of them strode off, ignoring the chaos in the school. United once again, the ghosts happily continued their usual banter and conversation.