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"Peter!" screamed Jamie.
"Fer the love of gawd will ya please take the wheel from john before he kills us all!" yelled rogue.
"Rabbit.deer.sub Mini compact sports car. midget and man in disturbing bathing suit. raccoon." Remy continued to list off all the thing john had run over so far.
"Oh come on mates, I'm not that bad!" shouted john over the roar of the engine.
"Granny in walker, no wait, she's back up. duck. moose." he hadn't been a little out of it ever since Zola had knocked him upside the head. ".Turtle."
At that moment peter put down his lap top and picked up john out of the drivers seat, even though now no one was driving they still hit less furry woodland critters. Peter then threw john into the back seat where he crashed into Remy. Both boys hit their heads on the edge of the car and fell unconscious.
"Peter," said rogue, "please tell me you didn't do that on purpose." She was starting to get really mad, they new this by the fact she said it so calmly. Peter didn't say a word, even if those long talked about powers didn't come like the boss had said he still didn't want to make her mad. The other two occupants of the car leapt into action. Zola dragged the two unconscious boys into the back part of the jeep where she watched them to make sure they didn't fall off. Jamie sat down beside her.
Using his ultra powered cuteness he said, "hey it's ok. He didn't mean to, they'd be fine. Let's turn on the radio," he reached up and turned the radio to the one working station that seemed to exist around there. Sum 41's "fat lip" poured out o f the speakers.
~I don't want
To waste my time
And become a
Casualty of society
I'll never fall in line
Become a victim
Of your conformity
And back down~
Mother nature soon swung her moods around again this time hitting the jackpot. She started to relax a little and become defiantly happier.
"Ah the wonders of music, eh beb?" he muttered as he came to. The second blow to the head seemed to nock some sense back into him. He rubbed his head where it had hit the car.
"Oh yeah," said john as he to awoke, "that will be one bloody big bruise in the morning." He paused to listen to the last few notes of the song, "damn, I really like this song too."
John and Remy made no effort to get back in the seats of the car. A few moments latter, and several groans about how much aspirin they needed, a new song started up. "Braid my hair" by Mario.
"Turn it off!" screeched most of the occupants of the car. Zola, as she hadn't ever head it before just screamed, not knowing the horror of the song past the bad opening. An order was executed in record time for the first time ever.
"Rogue buckle you seat belt!" snapped Remy, as the immediate danger of the song was over, "you never know."
"Ya don't have yours on," she reminded him shortly.
"True but, your da one wit' da baby," he countered.
She glared but didn't take his advice. "We're here anyway," she said. They drove up the long driveway to a large country styled house. [AN:I have no idea what the house looks like. If u have a pic use that.]
A woman was standing on the porch obviously waiting for them. She was clearly blind given the cane and sunglasses she wore despite the rapidly approaching night. She smiled as the teens and animals all jumped out of the car.
" Good day all," she said in a warm but stiff voice, she gave the impression of a nice woman you wouldn't ever want to cross, "Allerdyce and Lebeau, the aspirin is in the third drawer from the left in the hall way. Rasputin, please do wipe your feet before you come in. Madox, I must insist that you no touch the spiky dark red plant, its teething at the moment." She then walked calmly back into her house. Rogue and Raven followed. [Yup, she's back in a human form again.]
"Ok, what in the bloody hell was that?" asked john. He remained siting on the edge of the car until peter pulled him off it.
"What a strange family she has," muttered peter as he walked into the house. The other three were behind him, he *did* however remember to whip his feet on the welcome mat and found a large amount of filth. "Echk!"
"No wonder the femm is so screwed up, imagine commin' up wit' her around," Remy gave an irrepressible shudder at the thought.
Jamie shoved his hands in his pockets. He didn't like the sound of a big spiky plant, especially one that he was warned not to touch.
"So that's all then," said Raven. The boys walked in just in time to hear that.
"The heck you mean "that's all?" you haven't been in here for more then a minuet!" shouted Jamie. The other three nodded in agreement. Rogue slid off the counter to stand by him.
She pinched his cheek in an overly cliché motion, as though he were a small child, "ain't they cute when their naive?" she asked. The other two women laughed at them. They just stood there with slightly red faces.
Rogue turned back to her seat and eyed a very large plant, it was dark red and very spiky. Jamie guessed it was what he was supposed to not touch. "Ah really gotta say this thing turned out great. When Ah left the Venomous Tentacula was just a little seedling. No its~" she smacked one of the feelers away from her arm,~ "teething, she muttered."
Suddenly it seemed to get Jamie's sent and it sent its creepers out toward him. Jamie ran out of the room with john at his heals, things were just to damn strange for him.
"That is every one but me," said peter, "all of what you said seemed to have a purpose to every one but me."
"Look down," said Irene, "now tell me why."
He was standing on a very important looking rug. Very old looking and definitely very expensive.
"Oh, I understand now," he then walked off.
"Ah yes, this should be fun for you my dear," said Irene, she seemed very amused by what raven was about to say.
"What was that?" asked raven, "anyway I was just about to say that I don't think I will come with you, it just wouldn't work."
"Must no cheer, must not cheer," rogue muttered, but just loud enough so that they heard, all three laughed again.
"All the same, I _do_ expect you to be more responsible in the future, this really wasn't smart of you," snapped raven.
"Oh well, what's done is done, should Ah expect you for a visit anytime soon?" rogue asked.
"Yes, in 7 months, if you think I would leave you to be in _their_ care for that time then you are either insane and really mean," said raven.
"Wrong, Ah'm both, can we stay here for the night?" she asked Irene, "its to late out ta keep driving."
"Of course, tell them that for me please, you know where the rooms are?" said Irene, ignoring the glare she was getting from raven.
"And NO sharing bedrooms!" shouted raven to her retreating back.
"Yes ma'am!"
As she stepped into the shower she thought about what had been happening. The first mystery was why raven, yes she was her mother but still, was being so nice. She had tried to kill her on several occasions. And according to kitty blown up the mansion. Perhaps it was the guilt, the guilt of having three children grow up to be messed up or close to it all because of her. Or maybe she was just really bored.
The second mystery was why rogue didn't get mad at her being around after she did all the afor mentioned things. Maybe it was because she knew that she was her best friend. Yeah, she did know it was raven all along, who else would try to be friends with her right? Well it didn't matter. She helped and was good to have around some of the time, just not when she was trying to stop them from committing any and all kinds PDA.
The third was why she didn't resent the baby. Most people do right? For the girl it means they had to drop out of school, and then raise a child. She didn't need to go to school, not really. She had all those people in her head and half of them are geniuses that seem to get no greater kick out of life then telling her the answer to a question. She even tried to be nice to them. Some nights when she couldn't sleep she had given control to some one else so she could get some rest. Now she was getting off track, the real question that haunted her was this- would she be alive with out the child? Surly the answer was no. The x men would have found her eventually, and if she wasn't worried about it's safety, well she might have not given up at all. Just fought to the death. And if she did have the sense to give up, that week was the most miserable in her life. She NEEDED to be around these people, she just had to be. At least Remy wasn't mad at her for having it, funny that the men tend to blame the women. Instead he acted excited. Nervous yes, but excited none the less. He had made her life a little difficult lately, always bugging her to put on her seat belt, or to eat something healthy, or to eat something, or just be safe in general, she wondered how long it would take for him to get over it.
Speaking of him, there was a sudden, but still soft, nock at the door. She steeped carefully out of the shower and raped herself in a towel, she then put her soaking hair in a towel and threw on a bathrobe, just in case it wasn't him.
Before she could even open the door properly she had someone's arms around her and said persons lips on hers. He was leaning on her so heavily that she had to sit on the toilet seat as not to fall over.
"Oh god," he muttered, "Mon dieu,"
"Whets wrong," she asked, he had broken off the kiss, though still sitting on her lap, and closed his eyes and grabbed his head. He kept muttering to himself, something about it being an accident and never needing to see that again, least that was she translated. He was so disturbed he couldn't keep a language down for the whole time.
"What's wrong, you cant let me help ya if ya don't tell me what's wrong," she said annoyed.
"All Remy can say is he wishes he had a steak knife right now," he out his head down on the crock of her neck and whimpered.
"Did ya see them -" she asked.
"Yes!" he all but sobbed.
"Ya should have known," she said. She knew it must have been bad, he had gone back to referring to himself in third person again. Something must be bad. Then she understood, what else could freak him out so bad.
He stopped kissing her neck long enough to stutter, "thought dey would want ta be in private or summat."
"Well they probably hadn't seen each other for a year or so, why would they care. Do you think we should warm peter and john and Jamie?" she asked.
"naw, dere all asleep. Oh god dis sucks, I think I need to go gore my eyes out-" he was getting a little better she noticed, he had stopped the ever annoying third person.
"Can Ah help ya feel better?" she asked. He nodded and they fell asleep on the tiles of the bathroom.
The only memory any of them had was of raven turning to Jamie and saying, "you must help me out here ok? When ever you see them so much as hugging hit them with this," she handed him a large stuffed baseball bat.
The whole group fell down laughing.
"This one here is one of the favorite of many stars. it has room for five people to sleep and a bathroom, it also has another room that serves as a dinning room," said the car salesman. he didn't think that they would actually buy anything but then they showed him suitcase full of cash. now he was full out trying to make the sale.
"I don't know," muttered the blond one.
"yeah, what if our li'l Jamie trips?" asked the girl. He ignored the stupidity of the question. What would they need? A rotten first aid center?!?
"well, if you need a bigger model then try this one," said Joe the sales man as he showed them a huge bus. "it has room for eight and also has a kitchen and a shower."
They all walked in. there were 4 bunk bed type things set into the walls of the buss, two on each side. The very rich children all nodded in agreement. The smallest started to get really excited.
"I call top bunk!" he shouted and climbed in to one of the beds.
"Ah think Ah'l just take this one," muttered the girl as she sat down on a bottom bunk.
"hey Remy, could you go pay the man, we got to claim beds mate," said the blond one. The one with brown hair walked out to the jeep. Joe followed him.
"hey kid, it really isn't any of my business but how did you get enough money to buy these things, the last customer I got was Match Box 20, and your defiantly not like them." Said Joe.
"won a huge settlement, one of dem was abused by a priest so the parents sewed da hell out of da Vatican. Literally."
"oh," said Joe, "so sorry."
"not all dat bad, we got a load of money." He paid Joe and moved the last of their stuff into the Bus.
"Hey Peter, here's your bag, and we need ta go shopping soon, dere is no food here," said Remy.
"you do have a point," said john, "Jamie come with me," he dragged Jamie out the door before anyone could stop him.
"ok, so who gets to drive first?" asked Remy.
Sorry it took me so long. School was murder. And for the last half-hour there was a roach crawling around this room. It took me so long too finally work up the never to kill it and now I don't know where it is. Tell me if there is anything you want me to put in. (I did have to put in that little part about Irene and raven. Sorry if I scared anyone.)
Klucky
Note: look out for this, if you don't review it will come back out of the monitor and eat you into it. And that is a fate worse then death. Be warned of slight slash hinted at the middle/end part.
"Peter!" screamed Jamie.
"Fer the love of gawd will ya please take the wheel from john before he kills us all!" yelled rogue.
"Rabbit.deer.sub Mini compact sports car. midget and man in disturbing bathing suit. raccoon." Remy continued to list off all the thing john had run over so far.
"Oh come on mates, I'm not that bad!" shouted john over the roar of the engine.
"Granny in walker, no wait, she's back up. duck. moose." he hadn't been a little out of it ever since Zola had knocked him upside the head. ".Turtle."
At that moment peter put down his lap top and picked up john out of the drivers seat, even though now no one was driving they still hit less furry woodland critters. Peter then threw john into the back seat where he crashed into Remy. Both boys hit their heads on the edge of the car and fell unconscious.
"Peter," said rogue, "please tell me you didn't do that on purpose." She was starting to get really mad, they new this by the fact she said it so calmly. Peter didn't say a word, even if those long talked about powers didn't come like the boss had said he still didn't want to make her mad. The other two occupants of the car leapt into action. Zola dragged the two unconscious boys into the back part of the jeep where she watched them to make sure they didn't fall off. Jamie sat down beside her.
Using his ultra powered cuteness he said, "hey it's ok. He didn't mean to, they'd be fine. Let's turn on the radio," he reached up and turned the radio to the one working station that seemed to exist around there. Sum 41's "fat lip" poured out o f the speakers.
~I don't want
To waste my time
And become a
Casualty of society
I'll never fall in line
Become a victim
Of your conformity
And back down~
Mother nature soon swung her moods around again this time hitting the jackpot. She started to relax a little and become defiantly happier.
"Ah the wonders of music, eh beb?" he muttered as he came to. The second blow to the head seemed to nock some sense back into him. He rubbed his head where it had hit the car.
"Oh yeah," said john as he to awoke, "that will be one bloody big bruise in the morning." He paused to listen to the last few notes of the song, "damn, I really like this song too."
John and Remy made no effort to get back in the seats of the car. A few moments latter, and several groans about how much aspirin they needed, a new song started up. "Braid my hair" by Mario.
"Turn it off!" screeched most of the occupants of the car. Zola, as she hadn't ever head it before just screamed, not knowing the horror of the song past the bad opening. An order was executed in record time for the first time ever.
"Rogue buckle you seat belt!" snapped Remy, as the immediate danger of the song was over, "you never know."
"Ya don't have yours on," she reminded him shortly.
"True but, your da one wit' da baby," he countered.
She glared but didn't take his advice. "We're here anyway," she said. They drove up the long driveway to a large country styled house. [AN:I have no idea what the house looks like. If u have a pic use that.]
A woman was standing on the porch obviously waiting for them. She was clearly blind given the cane and sunglasses she wore despite the rapidly approaching night. She smiled as the teens and animals all jumped out of the car.
" Good day all," she said in a warm but stiff voice, she gave the impression of a nice woman you wouldn't ever want to cross, "Allerdyce and Lebeau, the aspirin is in the third drawer from the left in the hall way. Rasputin, please do wipe your feet before you come in. Madox, I must insist that you no touch the spiky dark red plant, its teething at the moment." She then walked calmly back into her house. Rogue and Raven followed. [Yup, she's back in a human form again.]
"Ok, what in the bloody hell was that?" asked john. He remained siting on the edge of the car until peter pulled him off it.
"What a strange family she has," muttered peter as he walked into the house. The other three were behind him, he *did* however remember to whip his feet on the welcome mat and found a large amount of filth. "Echk!"
"No wonder the femm is so screwed up, imagine commin' up wit' her around," Remy gave an irrepressible shudder at the thought.
Jamie shoved his hands in his pockets. He didn't like the sound of a big spiky plant, especially one that he was warned not to touch.
"So that's all then," said Raven. The boys walked in just in time to hear that.
"The heck you mean "that's all?" you haven't been in here for more then a minuet!" shouted Jamie. The other three nodded in agreement. Rogue slid off the counter to stand by him.
She pinched his cheek in an overly cliché motion, as though he were a small child, "ain't they cute when their naive?" she asked. The other two women laughed at them. They just stood there with slightly red faces.
Rogue turned back to her seat and eyed a very large plant, it was dark red and very spiky. Jamie guessed it was what he was supposed to not touch. "Ah really gotta say this thing turned out great. When Ah left the Venomous Tentacula was just a little seedling. No its~" she smacked one of the feelers away from her arm,~ "teething, she muttered."
Suddenly it seemed to get Jamie's sent and it sent its creepers out toward him. Jamie ran out of the room with john at his heals, things were just to damn strange for him.
"That is every one but me," said peter, "all of what you said seemed to have a purpose to every one but me."
"Look down," said Irene, "now tell me why."
He was standing on a very important looking rug. Very old looking and definitely very expensive.
"Oh, I understand now," he then walked off.
"Ah yes, this should be fun for you my dear," said Irene, she seemed very amused by what raven was about to say.
"What was that?" asked raven, "anyway I was just about to say that I don't think I will come with you, it just wouldn't work."
"Must no cheer, must not cheer," rogue muttered, but just loud enough so that they heard, all three laughed again.
"All the same, I _do_ expect you to be more responsible in the future, this really wasn't smart of you," snapped raven.
"Oh well, what's done is done, should Ah expect you for a visit anytime soon?" rogue asked.
"Yes, in 7 months, if you think I would leave you to be in _their_ care for that time then you are either insane and really mean," said raven.
"Wrong, Ah'm both, can we stay here for the night?" she asked Irene, "its to late out ta keep driving."
"Of course, tell them that for me please, you know where the rooms are?" said Irene, ignoring the glare she was getting from raven.
"And NO sharing bedrooms!" shouted raven to her retreating back.
"Yes ma'am!"
As she stepped into the shower she thought about what had been happening. The first mystery was why raven, yes she was her mother but still, was being so nice. She had tried to kill her on several occasions. And according to kitty blown up the mansion. Perhaps it was the guilt, the guilt of having three children grow up to be messed up or close to it all because of her. Or maybe she was just really bored.
The second mystery was why rogue didn't get mad at her being around after she did all the afor mentioned things. Maybe it was because she knew that she was her best friend. Yeah, she did know it was raven all along, who else would try to be friends with her right? Well it didn't matter. She helped and was good to have around some of the time, just not when she was trying to stop them from committing any and all kinds PDA.
The third was why she didn't resent the baby. Most people do right? For the girl it means they had to drop out of school, and then raise a child. She didn't need to go to school, not really. She had all those people in her head and half of them are geniuses that seem to get no greater kick out of life then telling her the answer to a question. She even tried to be nice to them. Some nights when she couldn't sleep she had given control to some one else so she could get some rest. Now she was getting off track, the real question that haunted her was this- would she be alive with out the child? Surly the answer was no. The x men would have found her eventually, and if she wasn't worried about it's safety, well she might have not given up at all. Just fought to the death. And if she did have the sense to give up, that week was the most miserable in her life. She NEEDED to be around these people, she just had to be. At least Remy wasn't mad at her for having it, funny that the men tend to blame the women. Instead he acted excited. Nervous yes, but excited none the less. He had made her life a little difficult lately, always bugging her to put on her seat belt, or to eat something healthy, or to eat something, or just be safe in general, she wondered how long it would take for him to get over it.
Speaking of him, there was a sudden, but still soft, nock at the door. She steeped carefully out of the shower and raped herself in a towel, she then put her soaking hair in a towel and threw on a bathrobe, just in case it wasn't him.
Before she could even open the door properly she had someone's arms around her and said persons lips on hers. He was leaning on her so heavily that she had to sit on the toilet seat as not to fall over.
"Oh god," he muttered, "Mon dieu,"
"Whets wrong," she asked, he had broken off the kiss, though still sitting on her lap, and closed his eyes and grabbed his head. He kept muttering to himself, something about it being an accident and never needing to see that again, least that was she translated. He was so disturbed he couldn't keep a language down for the whole time.
"What's wrong, you cant let me help ya if ya don't tell me what's wrong," she said annoyed.
"All Remy can say is he wishes he had a steak knife right now," he out his head down on the crock of her neck and whimpered.
"Did ya see them -" she asked.
"Yes!" he all but sobbed.
"Ya should have known," she said. She knew it must have been bad, he had gone back to referring to himself in third person again. Something must be bad. Then she understood, what else could freak him out so bad.
He stopped kissing her neck long enough to stutter, "thought dey would want ta be in private or summat."
"Well they probably hadn't seen each other for a year or so, why would they care. Do you think we should warm peter and john and Jamie?" she asked.
"naw, dere all asleep. Oh god dis sucks, I think I need to go gore my eyes out-" he was getting a little better she noticed, he had stopped the ever annoying third person.
"Can Ah help ya feel better?" she asked. He nodded and they fell asleep on the tiles of the bathroom.
The only memory any of them had was of raven turning to Jamie and saying, "you must help me out here ok? When ever you see them so much as hugging hit them with this," she handed him a large stuffed baseball bat.
The whole group fell down laughing.
"This one here is one of the favorite of many stars. it has room for five people to sleep and a bathroom, it also has another room that serves as a dinning room," said the car salesman. he didn't think that they would actually buy anything but then they showed him suitcase full of cash. now he was full out trying to make the sale.
"I don't know," muttered the blond one.
"yeah, what if our li'l Jamie trips?" asked the girl. He ignored the stupidity of the question. What would they need? A rotten first aid center?!?
"well, if you need a bigger model then try this one," said Joe the sales man as he showed them a huge bus. "it has room for eight and also has a kitchen and a shower."
They all walked in. there were 4 bunk bed type things set into the walls of the buss, two on each side. The very rich children all nodded in agreement. The smallest started to get really excited.
"I call top bunk!" he shouted and climbed in to one of the beds.
"Ah think Ah'l just take this one," muttered the girl as she sat down on a bottom bunk.
"hey Remy, could you go pay the man, we got to claim beds mate," said the blond one. The one with brown hair walked out to the jeep. Joe followed him.
"hey kid, it really isn't any of my business but how did you get enough money to buy these things, the last customer I got was Match Box 20, and your defiantly not like them." Said Joe.
"won a huge settlement, one of dem was abused by a priest so the parents sewed da hell out of da Vatican. Literally."
"oh," said Joe, "so sorry."
"not all dat bad, we got a load of money." He paid Joe and moved the last of their stuff into the Bus.
"Hey Peter, here's your bag, and we need ta go shopping soon, dere is no food here," said Remy.
"you do have a point," said john, "Jamie come with me," he dragged Jamie out the door before anyone could stop him.
"ok, so who gets to drive first?" asked Remy.
Sorry it took me so long. School was murder. And for the last half-hour there was a roach crawling around this room. It took me so long too finally work up the never to kill it and now I don't know where it is. Tell me if there is anything you want me to put in. (I did have to put in that little part about Irene and raven. Sorry if I scared anyone.)
Klucky