Note: for once I didn't put the disclaimer in. I have enough to last
a lifetime. And sorry about all the confusing stuff. I hope you can still
understand it. And there is absolutely NO capitalization where there
doesn't have to be. And I promise I will never whine to much again. Thanks
for putting up with me. JadeoBlue- go to
http://www.megspace.com/arts/lesli/xmen/fanart.html this site is so
completely cool.
And to clear up confusion:
Nurse Suzie: helps girls, bit spastic
Stephanie: teen girl that blabs
Dr. Lopen: the doctor
Lt. Binkly: cop, mutant sympathizer
"Bored, bored, bored, bored," sang Rogue under her breath. She was so out-of-her-mind-ly bored. She had even come up with a little song to the tune of the doom song. Invader zim had just played and she loved gur. Him and gaz, where did they get the design for that show? The sewers?
"Hey! J-Low, shut the hell up will ya?" snapped Stephanie.
"If ya don't like it then go out an' leave me ta rot in the boredom. And don't you dare compare me to some crappy wanna be who couldn't sing to save her life," said Rogue calmly, still humming.
"Harsh. But I think I will, but I do need to go get my daily does of that friggin' crap. Oh he Doc!" said Stephanie.
"Yes, here is you pill for today. Tell me if you feel anything different, you know the drill," said the good doctor. He stopped to check rogue's stats. They weren't that bad. "Your doing ok, but you still can't go anywhere."
"God damn," she said. She then went back to signing the bored song.
"I gotta get out of here," muttered Stephanie. She passed Remy down the hall.
"Where are you goin'?" he asked.
"I frankly don't have a friggin' clue," she said back.
"John an' Jamie are down in da lunch room. Tink' dey have a bit of a plot goin'. Might be some fun," he said.
"Um cool. Thanks, Ps; your girls going to die of boredom soon. And um, where the hell is the lunch room?" she asked.
"Down the hall and three doors to da left. You shouldn' be able ta miss it. Pretty obvious, and watch out. Da boys got demselves a video camera and dey seem hell bent on causing some trouble."
"Cool," said Stephanie. She continued down the hall, privately thanking her lucky stars that she got out before the couple had a chance to meet. When they were together it was so sugary sweet it made her gag. She just couldn't stand it.
The best parts of the visits she had to sit through in the 3 days she had stayed in the room to see, were undoubtedly when she got all mad at him. Stuff got thrown across the room and she even learned a few new words. It was fun.
She sat down on the chair next to Jamie.
"Hey steph, do you feel like helping us on our little mission?" asked Jamie.
"What would that mission be?" she asked the smiling pair of mutants.
"To kill two birds with one stone," said john.
"And what would those two birds be?"
"To entertain our poor bed stricken friend. As well as the rest of the hospital, and to use this list I found" john brandished a piece of computer print off labeled "fun things to do."
"I'll be the camera person," said Jamie, "to bad we couldn't set up hidden cameras all over the place."
"Who said we cant?" asked john, "follow me. We do our first ep. In the lift, then we have ta get more creative."
The three of them rushed off to go set up.
Rogue lay back down. She was still bored as hell. She had been left all alone over three hours ago. Apparently the TV only showed three shows a day. Past a closed circuit channel on all the operations going on in the building and another one that was used to call doctors to the rooms they needed to be at. As you can expect it was useless. If a doctor had enough free time to watch TV then he wasn't a very good doctor. Besides, what would he have to do? Be expecting a message in order to be watching the channel in the first place.
Suddenly a voice came over the intercom, "would all patients in need of some fun please turn the TV's, and yes that does include those stupid things in the waiting rooms, to channel 3 please. No, not channel 2, no one is getting a triple bypass that is so special we had to share, but do get prepared to laugh your butts off.. NOW!" there was the dull *click* that always ended the transmissions and even rogue could here the up roar of patients and staff going into an up roar.
"What tha? What could be so entertaining about doctors calling themselves? Oh well, Ah AM bored."
She clicked on the TV and turned it up. John's smiling face shown back at her.
[On the screen in script mode, sorta.]
John: g'day all! Welcome to the first episode of "fun things to do" here we will make fun of our selves, those around us, and a few unsuspecting people. And YES Dr. Lopen, we do have permission to do this.
Jamie: my name is Jamie, this is john, this is Stephanie (but I always call her steph, it bugs her) ::giggle:: and our cameraman, well, when we aren't using the ones that stick to the walls and stuff, um? Where was I? Yes, his name is Remy. Yea lets get this started.
Stephanie: as you may or may no know. And I sure as [bleep] didn't, there are over thirty stories in this building. And about 4 elevators in all. Can you just taste the [bleepin] foreshadowing?
[off camera] Remy: Stephanie, nock it off. Dere are kids here!
Stephanie: you!
John: nock it off both of you. Now lets start this off.
[camera goes out into that fuzzy black/white thing. New scene is in an elevator. John is standing by himself.]
two doctors walk in the elevator. They talk to themselves. Something about some kind of Phobia, then john starts to grimace and smack his head. The doctors stair.
"no, NO! darn you, shut up! Would all of you just shut up for one moment?" he continued to smack his head. The doctors stair at him.
"do you need any help there kid?" asked dr. # one.
"no! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Get away from me! All of you!!!!" at the next floor opening (2 seconds later) he runs off screen still screaming for them to shut up. The doctors starred at him.
"okay, as I was saying Dr..."
[blitz of screen, now Jamie is standing all-alone]
three people get on the elevator.
"what are you doing here?" asks one of them.
"nuthin'"
3 more people get on. Jamie starts to whistle "it's a small world after all." All of the other occupants look at him.
He doesn't stop. 30 seconds later everyone else is glaring at him.
[Blitz, Stephanie is standing with three people and wearing a huge purse.]
Poor fool #1: so then I said to Billy I said; where did you get those shoes and he said to me, he said~"
Stephanie: ::cracks open her purse and looks inside:: do you guys have enough air in there?
Others: ::stare::
[Blitz, john holding stack of name tags.]
Two others get on.
John: ::hands out stack of name tags:: my name is john. What are your names?
P.F.#1: oh, hello, my name is bill.
P.F#2 :my name is Steve.
John: that's cool. ::he sticks the nametags on all of the people:: (the names are all spelled wrong)
P.F.#2:well isn't that nice of you. But yours is on wrong.
John: ::smiles::
The other two people shrink back until their floor comes up.
[blitz, back to three of them standing around the camera talking to it again.]
john: if you thought that was funny, then you should wait until tomorrow's show! It will be a hoot.
Jamie: yeah, today's show was up here ::motions to half way up the screen:: but tomorrow it will be up here! Not even on the screen! All the way up by this sign.
Stephanie: the reason we couldn't show it is someone tossed us out of the editing place. What was it called again? Oh well.
Jamie: tomorrow we will announce it over the radio as always.
All: keep smiling.
I found this list on the net, and the rest just wrote itself. Yea. This could go on for a while. I know I swore not to give OC's lady to much spot light but I did. Sorry. Ps, its at http://digital.net/~klane/Annoying.html if you want to get some hint of the kooky things they do. I wish I knew who wrote them. So I could thank them.
And to clear up confusion:
Nurse Suzie: helps girls, bit spastic
Stephanie: teen girl that blabs
Dr. Lopen: the doctor
Lt. Binkly: cop, mutant sympathizer
"Bored, bored, bored, bored," sang Rogue under her breath. She was so out-of-her-mind-ly bored. She had even come up with a little song to the tune of the doom song. Invader zim had just played and she loved gur. Him and gaz, where did they get the design for that show? The sewers?
"Hey! J-Low, shut the hell up will ya?" snapped Stephanie.
"If ya don't like it then go out an' leave me ta rot in the boredom. And don't you dare compare me to some crappy wanna be who couldn't sing to save her life," said Rogue calmly, still humming.
"Harsh. But I think I will, but I do need to go get my daily does of that friggin' crap. Oh he Doc!" said Stephanie.
"Yes, here is you pill for today. Tell me if you feel anything different, you know the drill," said the good doctor. He stopped to check rogue's stats. They weren't that bad. "Your doing ok, but you still can't go anywhere."
"God damn," she said. She then went back to signing the bored song.
"I gotta get out of here," muttered Stephanie. She passed Remy down the hall.
"Where are you goin'?" he asked.
"I frankly don't have a friggin' clue," she said back.
"John an' Jamie are down in da lunch room. Tink' dey have a bit of a plot goin'. Might be some fun," he said.
"Um cool. Thanks, Ps; your girls going to die of boredom soon. And um, where the hell is the lunch room?" she asked.
"Down the hall and three doors to da left. You shouldn' be able ta miss it. Pretty obvious, and watch out. Da boys got demselves a video camera and dey seem hell bent on causing some trouble."
"Cool," said Stephanie. She continued down the hall, privately thanking her lucky stars that she got out before the couple had a chance to meet. When they were together it was so sugary sweet it made her gag. She just couldn't stand it.
The best parts of the visits she had to sit through in the 3 days she had stayed in the room to see, were undoubtedly when she got all mad at him. Stuff got thrown across the room and she even learned a few new words. It was fun.
She sat down on the chair next to Jamie.
"Hey steph, do you feel like helping us on our little mission?" asked Jamie.
"What would that mission be?" she asked the smiling pair of mutants.
"To kill two birds with one stone," said john.
"And what would those two birds be?"
"To entertain our poor bed stricken friend. As well as the rest of the hospital, and to use this list I found" john brandished a piece of computer print off labeled "fun things to do."
"I'll be the camera person," said Jamie, "to bad we couldn't set up hidden cameras all over the place."
"Who said we cant?" asked john, "follow me. We do our first ep. In the lift, then we have ta get more creative."
The three of them rushed off to go set up.
Rogue lay back down. She was still bored as hell. She had been left all alone over three hours ago. Apparently the TV only showed three shows a day. Past a closed circuit channel on all the operations going on in the building and another one that was used to call doctors to the rooms they needed to be at. As you can expect it was useless. If a doctor had enough free time to watch TV then he wasn't a very good doctor. Besides, what would he have to do? Be expecting a message in order to be watching the channel in the first place.
Suddenly a voice came over the intercom, "would all patients in need of some fun please turn the TV's, and yes that does include those stupid things in the waiting rooms, to channel 3 please. No, not channel 2, no one is getting a triple bypass that is so special we had to share, but do get prepared to laugh your butts off.. NOW!" there was the dull *click* that always ended the transmissions and even rogue could here the up roar of patients and staff going into an up roar.
"What tha? What could be so entertaining about doctors calling themselves? Oh well, Ah AM bored."
She clicked on the TV and turned it up. John's smiling face shown back at her.
[On the screen in script mode, sorta.]
John: g'day all! Welcome to the first episode of "fun things to do" here we will make fun of our selves, those around us, and a few unsuspecting people. And YES Dr. Lopen, we do have permission to do this.
Jamie: my name is Jamie, this is john, this is Stephanie (but I always call her steph, it bugs her) ::giggle:: and our cameraman, well, when we aren't using the ones that stick to the walls and stuff, um? Where was I? Yes, his name is Remy. Yea lets get this started.
Stephanie: as you may or may no know. And I sure as [bleep] didn't, there are over thirty stories in this building. And about 4 elevators in all. Can you just taste the [bleepin] foreshadowing?
[off camera] Remy: Stephanie, nock it off. Dere are kids here!
Stephanie: you!
John: nock it off both of you. Now lets start this off.
[camera goes out into that fuzzy black/white thing. New scene is in an elevator. John is standing by himself.]
two doctors walk in the elevator. They talk to themselves. Something about some kind of Phobia, then john starts to grimace and smack his head. The doctors stair.
"no, NO! darn you, shut up! Would all of you just shut up for one moment?" he continued to smack his head. The doctors stair at him.
"do you need any help there kid?" asked dr. # one.
"no! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Get away from me! All of you!!!!" at the next floor opening (2 seconds later) he runs off screen still screaming for them to shut up. The doctors starred at him.
"okay, as I was saying Dr..."
[blitz of screen, now Jamie is standing all-alone]
three people get on the elevator.
"what are you doing here?" asks one of them.
"nuthin'"
3 more people get on. Jamie starts to whistle "it's a small world after all." All of the other occupants look at him.
He doesn't stop. 30 seconds later everyone else is glaring at him.
[Blitz, Stephanie is standing with three people and wearing a huge purse.]
Poor fool #1: so then I said to Billy I said; where did you get those shoes and he said to me, he said~"
Stephanie: ::cracks open her purse and looks inside:: do you guys have enough air in there?
Others: ::stare::
[Blitz, john holding stack of name tags.]
Two others get on.
John: ::hands out stack of name tags:: my name is john. What are your names?
P.F.#1: oh, hello, my name is bill.
P.F#2 :my name is Steve.
John: that's cool. ::he sticks the nametags on all of the people:: (the names are all spelled wrong)
P.F.#2:well isn't that nice of you. But yours is on wrong.
John: ::smiles::
The other two people shrink back until their floor comes up.
[blitz, back to three of them standing around the camera talking to it again.]
john: if you thought that was funny, then you should wait until tomorrow's show! It will be a hoot.
Jamie: yeah, today's show was up here ::motions to half way up the screen:: but tomorrow it will be up here! Not even on the screen! All the way up by this sign.
Stephanie: the reason we couldn't show it is someone tossed us out of the editing place. What was it called again? Oh well.
Jamie: tomorrow we will announce it over the radio as always.
All: keep smiling.
I found this list on the net, and the rest just wrote itself. Yea. This could go on for a while. I know I swore not to give OC's lady to much spot light but I did. Sorry. Ps, its at http://digital.net/~klane/Annoying.html if you want to get some hint of the kooky things they do. I wish I knew who wrote them. So I could thank them.