Melly Jones turned on the TV hanging in her room. She was stuck in
the hospital due to complications from her tonsillectomy. It hurt talk,
eat, drink and move in general. Not to mention how pissed she was to have
to spend Christmas in a hospital for something so stupid as getting her
tonsils out. She was however looking forward to today's show.
Over the last few days they had had some really bad ones. All the doctors and patients kept on recognizing the crew and even though they wore masks, or costumes, and even brought in the camera man, they couldn't shake off the fame and hadn't been able to do another elevator gag sense the one where john mewed ever now and then. But then again, peter shooting "chutes away" when ever the elevator went down was a little funny, even if they did recognize him.
Suddenly the intercom went on "yup kids and kiddos, time for "fun things to do! This time we have a really good show planed. Promise."
The TV quite blitzing and Melly saw the familiar sight of the cast members lining up.
[on screen]
john: as you should know, we have had some real problems with people recognizing us, so we did two things.
Jamie: one, we left the hospital.
Stephanie: and we used the best invention of all time:
All: the telephone.
John: So with out any ado, our calls to a few local pizza places with some bright colors and images flashing in the background.
[blitz, shots of ponies dancing around, cut from fantasia. Sound of rinign in the backround]
pizza guy: hello, this is speedy pizza, we get an order we deliver. How may I help you?
John: ok, my call to the pizza company take.. 1! Speed, marker.
PG: sir?
John: yes, I would like a small chese and get over here befor the world is blown up by the alins.
PG: sir? Do you really want me to bring it over?
John: you stupid person! You totally ruined the take! Why cant you stick to the skript?
PG: what skript?
John: CUT!!
[blitz]
PG: hello, how may I help you?
Jamie: yes, I would like a ::beep of touch tone phone:: with extra ::beep:
PG: sir, could you repeat that?
Jamie: just 'cuz you hit the buttons? No way.
PG: I didn't hit the buttons.
Jamie: like ::beep:: you didn't.
PG: you did it again!
[Blitz]
PG: how can I help you.
Remy: I want a medium sausage, be quick about it.
PG: anything else sir?
Remy: non, and 'member, be never had dis conversation. ::click::
PG: wha? So do you want me to deliver it?
[blitz]
PG: hello how can I help you?
Jamie: yes, I would like an extra l-A-R-G-E pizza with lots of c-h-e- e-s-e, and some m-u-s-h-r-o-o-m-s.
PG: ok, that will be 7. 49, where do you live?
Jamie: that is personal information and I don't feel like telling you! ::click::
[Blitz]
PG: hello, how may I help you today sir?
John: what are you wearing?
PG: um, sir, this is a pizza restaurant. What would you like to order.
John: ::click::
[blitz]
PG: welcome to Pizza hut, can I take your order?
Remy: yes, you may.
PG: ok, what is it?
Remy: I would like a pepperoni pizza with 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation you are about to dictate.
PG: .
Remy: are you getting all this down?
Pg: one pepperoni pizza with 52 slices of pepperoni?
Remy: very good, your total is 8.99. Please pull around to the window.
[blitz]
PG: hello, gimmy your order.
John: I would like to lager pepperon"I" please.
PG: k that'll be 12.99.
John: are we aloud to keep the box?
PG: yup.
John: ::sigh of relief:: thank god.
[blitz]
PG: hello, welcome to pizza place. What can I get you.
Stephanie: wait, 'your' pizza place? That's impossible! I'm at pizza place!
PG: I assure you we are pizza place, that's what the sign out front says, and we have to memorize the slogan, "pizza place, the only place for pizza."
Stephanie: ::sob:: do you know what its like to be lied to?
PG: ma'am?
Stephanie: ::click.
[blitz]
PG: welcome to pizza joint. What can I get you?
Jamie: could I see a menu please?
PG: um, no. Your calling by phone, I can't give you a menu.
Jamie: listen pal, do you have 'any' idea what is at steak with this pizza?
PG: ::click::
[blitz]
.
john: yes, I'd like pepperoni and mushroom. Wait, naw, they'd start to fight.
PG: ok, so just pepperoni?
John: yea.
PG: that'll be 9.99.
John: ok, I can pay you when the Hollywood people call back.
[blitz]
pg: what do you want?
Remy: December 24, 2002, 9 o'clock this may be my last entry.
PG: what do you want!
Remy: Master! Master! Put hot sausages on my pizza!
PG: ok.
Remy: what don't you like meltaica?
[blitz]
PG: yes?
Stephanie: Is this pizza place?
PG: yes.
Stephanie: ok then. I want the dominoes megga deal.
PG: but this is pizza place.
Stephanie: I know.
PG: we don't have that deal.
Stephanie: I know.
PG: then what do you want?
Stephanie: I want the dominoes megga deal.
PG: ung!
Stephanie: Fine, I want a large combination. And that's as far as this relationship is going.
[Blitz]
John: hey all, how was that?
Jamie: hope you liked it.
John: so do I, It cost 50 bucks for all the pizza that actually got delivered
All of the sudden Stephanie runs up all out of breath, "guys" she wheezes, "we need you down at the delivery room!!" the others all jerk their heads up and the camera nearly drops.
"What?" shouted all three boys.
'Are you sure?" asked john as he ran down the hall.
"Hey guys, should I keep di camera on or what?" asked Remy.
"Eh, why not. You can go in and the rest of us will wait out in the delivery room with it." Said Jamie.
"Yeah, how long do you think we would live if we brought it in there?" asked john.
"Two seconds tops," said Stephanie, "c'mon, the rooms over here."
"Ok, here's da camera," said Remy. The camera changed hands and he dashed into the room to the left of the TV stars.
"Hello, are you expecting a girl or a boy?" asked a very happy looking guy sitting next to John.
"Um, I don't really know mate. My friend is in there and were just all out here, why are you here?" asked john.
"My sister, I'm gunna be an uncle!" the man bounced around a little holding a little stuffed bear with a little white ribbon around its neck he was obviously saving for his soon to be nephew or niece.
"How long does this usually take?" asked Jamie after 10 minuets.
"Oh, I really don't know, it can be anywhere from half an hour to a hole day," said the guy next to them.
"Crap."
[In the delivery room, not on screen. Just thought you would want to know.]
"C'mon, almost there girl. Keep breathing, almost there, good," said the doctor.
"Oh gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd!" she yelled.
"Jesus filly, let goa my hand," said Remy. He was sure she had broken it by now.
"Spare me," she panted as the contraction passed.
"Alright kids, get ready. This is it," said the doctor.
"One, two, three and PUSH!"
[Waiting room, thirty seconds before]
"What do you mean I cant order pizza for a dead guy? . How about a guy that lives in new England. Awe, the LAST guy let me do it. . Well you can go to hell to." Said Stephanie through her cell phone.
A resounding yell sounded through out the waiting room. Followed closely by a tiny little sob.
"Can we go in now?" asked Jamie.
[Blitz]
"Hello, me again. That's right john, we're sorry we couldn't take you into the delivery room. But after a few near death experiences. well we gave up on that idea. We would like to report that the mutant population has increased by one. One cute little black haired brown eyed pail girl. We might not be able to have a show tomorrow. But if we can get a camera in for the naming discussion then we'll air that. Remember, keep smiling!"
Melly turned off her TV. There were other mutants here?
What do you think? I am *so* sorry it took me so long to update. I wanted to do more in-between this chapter and the last, but I wanted the Xmas thing to be to date. And I did want the baby to be born on Xmas eve. Now all I need is a name for her. And be warned I don't want a really typical name, but I do want it to shorten into a typical name. This *wont* be a typical child. Not all powerful, just you can tell who the parents were if you know what I mean.. I think I have one I like. But I would like to hear your suggestions. I a little there will be a lot of OC's because I need a lot of new students. Ops, I shouldn't have said that aloud.
Klucky.
PS, thaks to JADEBLUE and all the others at the J&Q board for being so cool.
Over the last few days they had had some really bad ones. All the doctors and patients kept on recognizing the crew and even though they wore masks, or costumes, and even brought in the camera man, they couldn't shake off the fame and hadn't been able to do another elevator gag sense the one where john mewed ever now and then. But then again, peter shooting "chutes away" when ever the elevator went down was a little funny, even if they did recognize him.
Suddenly the intercom went on "yup kids and kiddos, time for "fun things to do! This time we have a really good show planed. Promise."
The TV quite blitzing and Melly saw the familiar sight of the cast members lining up.
[on screen]
john: as you should know, we have had some real problems with people recognizing us, so we did two things.
Jamie: one, we left the hospital.
Stephanie: and we used the best invention of all time:
All: the telephone.
John: So with out any ado, our calls to a few local pizza places with some bright colors and images flashing in the background.
[blitz, shots of ponies dancing around, cut from fantasia. Sound of rinign in the backround]
pizza guy: hello, this is speedy pizza, we get an order we deliver. How may I help you?
John: ok, my call to the pizza company take.. 1! Speed, marker.
PG: sir?
John: yes, I would like a small chese and get over here befor the world is blown up by the alins.
PG: sir? Do you really want me to bring it over?
John: you stupid person! You totally ruined the take! Why cant you stick to the skript?
PG: what skript?
John: CUT!!
[blitz]
PG: hello, how may I help you?
Jamie: yes, I would like a ::beep of touch tone phone:: with extra ::beep:
PG: sir, could you repeat that?
Jamie: just 'cuz you hit the buttons? No way.
PG: I didn't hit the buttons.
Jamie: like ::beep:: you didn't.
PG: you did it again!
[Blitz]
PG: how can I help you.
Remy: I want a medium sausage, be quick about it.
PG: anything else sir?
Remy: non, and 'member, be never had dis conversation. ::click::
PG: wha? So do you want me to deliver it?
[blitz]
PG: hello how can I help you?
Jamie: yes, I would like an extra l-A-R-G-E pizza with lots of c-h-e- e-s-e, and some m-u-s-h-r-o-o-m-s.
PG: ok, that will be 7. 49, where do you live?
Jamie: that is personal information and I don't feel like telling you! ::click::
[Blitz]
PG: hello, how may I help you today sir?
John: what are you wearing?
PG: um, sir, this is a pizza restaurant. What would you like to order.
John: ::click::
[blitz]
PG: welcome to Pizza hut, can I take your order?
Remy: yes, you may.
PG: ok, what is it?
Remy: I would like a pepperoni pizza with 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation you are about to dictate.
PG: .
Remy: are you getting all this down?
Pg: one pepperoni pizza with 52 slices of pepperoni?
Remy: very good, your total is 8.99. Please pull around to the window.
[blitz]
PG: hello, gimmy your order.
John: I would like to lager pepperon"I" please.
PG: k that'll be 12.99.
John: are we aloud to keep the box?
PG: yup.
John: ::sigh of relief:: thank god.
[blitz]
PG: hello, welcome to pizza place. What can I get you.
Stephanie: wait, 'your' pizza place? That's impossible! I'm at pizza place!
PG: I assure you we are pizza place, that's what the sign out front says, and we have to memorize the slogan, "pizza place, the only place for pizza."
Stephanie: ::sob:: do you know what its like to be lied to?
PG: ma'am?
Stephanie: ::click.
[blitz]
PG: welcome to pizza joint. What can I get you?
Jamie: could I see a menu please?
PG: um, no. Your calling by phone, I can't give you a menu.
Jamie: listen pal, do you have 'any' idea what is at steak with this pizza?
PG: ::click::
[blitz]
.
john: yes, I'd like pepperoni and mushroom. Wait, naw, they'd start to fight.
PG: ok, so just pepperoni?
John: yea.
PG: that'll be 9.99.
John: ok, I can pay you when the Hollywood people call back.
[blitz]
pg: what do you want?
Remy: December 24, 2002, 9 o'clock this may be my last entry.
PG: what do you want!
Remy: Master! Master! Put hot sausages on my pizza!
PG: ok.
Remy: what don't you like meltaica?
[blitz]
PG: yes?
Stephanie: Is this pizza place?
PG: yes.
Stephanie: ok then. I want the dominoes megga deal.
PG: but this is pizza place.
Stephanie: I know.
PG: we don't have that deal.
Stephanie: I know.
PG: then what do you want?
Stephanie: I want the dominoes megga deal.
PG: ung!
Stephanie: Fine, I want a large combination. And that's as far as this relationship is going.
[Blitz]
John: hey all, how was that?
Jamie: hope you liked it.
John: so do I, It cost 50 bucks for all the pizza that actually got delivered
All of the sudden Stephanie runs up all out of breath, "guys" she wheezes, "we need you down at the delivery room!!" the others all jerk their heads up and the camera nearly drops.
"What?" shouted all three boys.
'Are you sure?" asked john as he ran down the hall.
"Hey guys, should I keep di camera on or what?" asked Remy.
"Eh, why not. You can go in and the rest of us will wait out in the delivery room with it." Said Jamie.
"Yeah, how long do you think we would live if we brought it in there?" asked john.
"Two seconds tops," said Stephanie, "c'mon, the rooms over here."
"Ok, here's da camera," said Remy. The camera changed hands and he dashed into the room to the left of the TV stars.
"Hello, are you expecting a girl or a boy?" asked a very happy looking guy sitting next to John.
"Um, I don't really know mate. My friend is in there and were just all out here, why are you here?" asked john.
"My sister, I'm gunna be an uncle!" the man bounced around a little holding a little stuffed bear with a little white ribbon around its neck he was obviously saving for his soon to be nephew or niece.
"How long does this usually take?" asked Jamie after 10 minuets.
"Oh, I really don't know, it can be anywhere from half an hour to a hole day," said the guy next to them.
"Crap."
[In the delivery room, not on screen. Just thought you would want to know.]
"C'mon, almost there girl. Keep breathing, almost there, good," said the doctor.
"Oh gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd!" she yelled.
"Jesus filly, let goa my hand," said Remy. He was sure she had broken it by now.
"Spare me," she panted as the contraction passed.
"Alright kids, get ready. This is it," said the doctor.
"One, two, three and PUSH!"
[Waiting room, thirty seconds before]
"What do you mean I cant order pizza for a dead guy? . How about a guy that lives in new England. Awe, the LAST guy let me do it. . Well you can go to hell to." Said Stephanie through her cell phone.
A resounding yell sounded through out the waiting room. Followed closely by a tiny little sob.
"Can we go in now?" asked Jamie.
[Blitz]
"Hello, me again. That's right john, we're sorry we couldn't take you into the delivery room. But after a few near death experiences. well we gave up on that idea. We would like to report that the mutant population has increased by one. One cute little black haired brown eyed pail girl. We might not be able to have a show tomorrow. But if we can get a camera in for the naming discussion then we'll air that. Remember, keep smiling!"
Melly turned off her TV. There were other mutants here?
What do you think? I am *so* sorry it took me so long to update. I wanted to do more in-between this chapter and the last, but I wanted the Xmas thing to be to date. And I did want the baby to be born on Xmas eve. Now all I need is a name for her. And be warned I don't want a really typical name, but I do want it to shorten into a typical name. This *wont* be a typical child. Not all powerful, just you can tell who the parents were if you know what I mean.. I think I have one I like. But I would like to hear your suggestions. I a little there will be a lot of OC's because I need a lot of new students. Ops, I shouldn't have said that aloud.
Klucky.
PS, thaks to JADEBLUE and all the others at the J&Q board for being so cool.