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~=Chapter Three: If Shigure met Miroku! =~
Mattii was screaming.
Mattii: Let go of me!
Mattii tried to get out of Miroku's grasp.
They dragged Shigure to his room while Miroku was still holding onto Mattii. Shigure was still laughing by the time they got there.
Mattii: Miroku Let go of me! Onii-san! You have to stop laughing!
Juki: Onii-san! Please stop laughing!
Shigure only laughed even harder.
Miroku was still hanging onto Mattii.
Momiji came into Shigure's room and tried to help.
Momiji: Shi-chan! Let go! Anata Chikan! Kyo-kun! Yuki-kun! Ha'-san! Help anyone!
Shigure laughed even harder when he saw Momiji come into the room.
Mattii: Momiji-san? Why are you wearing that? Let go of me, Miroku!
Mattii was pounding Miroku's head.
Momiji: Ha'-san picked this out for me!
Momiji started to twirl around in his little outfit, which was a dress.
Shigure ...(this is predictable he'll laugh even harder)
Mattii: Onii-san will you please stop laughing! Juki-san! Help me!
Juki helped to get Miroku off Mattii.
Shigure again ...(this is predictable he'll laugh even harder)
Mattii started to cry. Juki started to cry too. Shigure stopped laughing. Miroku was staring at the family.
Shigure: Oh no! I made them cry! Now I'm going to cry!
Miroku: Me too! Waahh!!
Shigure started to cry. Miroku was crying too.
Everyone heard they're crying and came to the rescue. Everyone was surprised.
Tenchi: Why are you all crying? Tenchi's eyebrows went up in confusion.
Shigure: I don't know! Shigure had a river of tears coming out of his eyes.
Kyo: They're weirder than ever! I'm going barf! Kyo, who was right next to Honda Tohru, was making noises that he was about to barf and he puffed up his face with the milk carton he held for quite awhile. Tohru laughed. Yuki smiled a bit. Kyo laughed with her. The Yuki joined in.
Tohru: Sohma-kun, that wasn't so bad now was it?
Yuki: No, no, it wasn't.
Inu-Yasha: Why's Miroku crying?
Kagome: Miroku is crying?
Sango: Why?
Shippou: What a baby!
A big **POOF** came out of nowhere and three people came out.
Naraku: I'll get you Inu-Yasha with this teacup!!! (Dramatic music)
Kikiyo: I will avenge my death! I'll get you Naraku and send you to hell! (Dramatic music again)
Kohaku: I want cookies! And Milk! (Dramatic music again, again)
Sango: Is that really my brother? He seems happier and kinda stupid. (Dramatic music again, again, again)
Shippou: Eh? Where's that music coming from? (Dramatic music again, again, again, again)
Kagome: That's gotta stop! (Dramatic music again, again, again, again, again)
Inu-Yasha: It's hurting my ears! (Dramatic music again, again, again, again, again, again)
Yamato: What do we do! (Dramatic music again, again, again, again, again, again, again. Also running around in circles)
Washu came in laughing.
Taichi: What are you laughing for? (Dramatic music again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again)
Washu turned of the Dramatic Music Machine. (Dramatic music again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again)
Miroku, Shigure, Juki and Mattii are still crying.
Sora: What do we do with these crybabies?
Ryoko: Let's slap them! It'll wake them up!
Tenchi's cracking voice: RYOKO!
Sasami: Tenchi-san sounded like a bird, Onee-chan!
Ayeka: Your right, Sasami!
Mihoshi: Ha ha! You're right!
Kione: How right you are! Now Mihoshi, get to work!
Mihoshi: Right!
Yamato: Yamii-chan! Stop crying, please!
Mattii only cried louder.
Yamato: Now, your making me wanna cry!
Yamato started to cry.
Taichi, Sora, Joe, Koushiro, Mimi, Takeru, Hikari, Daisuke, and the other digidestends started to cry too.
Them: WWAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Inu-Yasha: They're crying is hurting my ears more than that machine that Washy made!
Washu: It's Ms. Washu to you now!
Inu-Yasha: Fine, you old hag!
Washu: I'm the greatest scientist in the universe and you should grovel before my feet!
Inu-Yasha: Never!
Washu: I'll use my new machine Cookie machine!
Kagome: Cookie machine?
Sango: Now you can eat your cookies and milk, Kohaku!
Kohaku: Yay! Yatto!
Inu-Yasha: How's this suppose to kill me?
Washu: I don't know! But, I know what will! A Hello Kitty Machine!
Shippou: How cute!
Miroku stops crying.
Miroku: How's that suppose to kill him?
Shigure and the others stop crying too.
Washu: The cuteness of Hello Kitties are so cute that they will burst and rule the world! ... And kill Inu-Yasha! And maybe Inu-Yasha will burst into tears and hug them!
Inu-Yasha: What's a Hello Cat?
Juki, Mattii and Shigure laugh.
Kyo: OI!
Yuki, Tohru, Momiji, Haru, Kagura, Kisa, Hiro, and Ayame burst into tears of laughter.
Inu-Yasha: What's Hello Cat? Kagome!
Kagome laughs. Kagome: It's Hello Kitty! How stupid are you?
Inu-Yasha: Humph! I'm very stupid for your information!
Kagome: Ha! I got you!
Inu-Yasha: Uhg! Hey! Got me what?
Kagome: I got you! You said that one day you'll never admit your stupid! But I proved you wrong! Now lets have some tea!
Inu-Yasha: Oh, fine! Coming?
Shippou: Yup!
Sango: Kohaku and I are coming!
Kohaku: Do we get milk and cookies?
Sango: Uh, yes?
Kohaku: Yay! Whoopee... Goldberg! (Dittomon ~ I say this in school everyday! He! He!)
Shippou: Huh?
Kohaku: Some lady!
Shippou: Oh, okay!
Miroku: I'm staying here!
Kagome: Oh no you're not!
Kagome drags Miroku with them.
**End of Chapter Three! Please Review it! Tell me what you think!**
It's pretty short I know, I'll write the next chapter later okay? Okay!
If you liked this story look for:
The Wild West No One Knew
Into Middle Earth to Find Legolas
The Cliffhanger
The Brain Switcher
Surprises Where ever you go (I think)
Name is Dittomon! Whoopee! ...Goldberg! I'm done!
~=Chapter Three: If Shigure met Miroku! =~
Mattii was screaming.
Mattii: Let go of me!
Mattii tried to get out of Miroku's grasp.
They dragged Shigure to his room while Miroku was still holding onto Mattii. Shigure was still laughing by the time they got there.
Mattii: Miroku Let go of me! Onii-san! You have to stop laughing!
Juki: Onii-san! Please stop laughing!
Shigure only laughed even harder.
Miroku was still hanging onto Mattii.
Momiji came into Shigure's room and tried to help.
Momiji: Shi-chan! Let go! Anata Chikan! Kyo-kun! Yuki-kun! Ha'-san! Help anyone!
Shigure laughed even harder when he saw Momiji come into the room.
Mattii: Momiji-san? Why are you wearing that? Let go of me, Miroku!
Mattii was pounding Miroku's head.
Momiji: Ha'-san picked this out for me!
Momiji started to twirl around in his little outfit, which was a dress.
Shigure ...(this is predictable he'll laugh even harder)
Mattii: Onii-san will you please stop laughing! Juki-san! Help me!
Juki helped to get Miroku off Mattii.
Shigure again ...(this is predictable he'll laugh even harder)
Mattii started to cry. Juki started to cry too. Shigure stopped laughing. Miroku was staring at the family.
Shigure: Oh no! I made them cry! Now I'm going to cry!
Miroku: Me too! Waahh!!
Shigure started to cry. Miroku was crying too.
Everyone heard they're crying and came to the rescue. Everyone was surprised.
Tenchi: Why are you all crying? Tenchi's eyebrows went up in confusion.
Shigure: I don't know! Shigure had a river of tears coming out of his eyes.
Kyo: They're weirder than ever! I'm going barf! Kyo, who was right next to Honda Tohru, was making noises that he was about to barf and he puffed up his face with the milk carton he held for quite awhile. Tohru laughed. Yuki smiled a bit. Kyo laughed with her. The Yuki joined in.
Tohru: Sohma-kun, that wasn't so bad now was it?
Yuki: No, no, it wasn't.
Inu-Yasha: Why's Miroku crying?
Kagome: Miroku is crying?
Sango: Why?
Shippou: What a baby!
A big **POOF** came out of nowhere and three people came out.
Naraku: I'll get you Inu-Yasha with this teacup!!! (Dramatic music)
Kikiyo: I will avenge my death! I'll get you Naraku and send you to hell! (Dramatic music again)
Kohaku: I want cookies! And Milk! (Dramatic music again, again)
Sango: Is that really my brother? He seems happier and kinda stupid. (Dramatic music again, again, again)
Shippou: Eh? Where's that music coming from? (Dramatic music again, again, again, again)
Kagome: That's gotta stop! (Dramatic music again, again, again, again, again)
Inu-Yasha: It's hurting my ears! (Dramatic music again, again, again, again, again, again)
Yamato: What do we do! (Dramatic music again, again, again, again, again, again, again. Also running around in circles)
Washu came in laughing.
Taichi: What are you laughing for? (Dramatic music again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again)
Washu turned of the Dramatic Music Machine. (Dramatic music again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again)
Miroku, Shigure, Juki and Mattii are still crying.
Sora: What do we do with these crybabies?
Ryoko: Let's slap them! It'll wake them up!
Tenchi's cracking voice: RYOKO!
Sasami: Tenchi-san sounded like a bird, Onee-chan!
Ayeka: Your right, Sasami!
Mihoshi: Ha ha! You're right!
Kione: How right you are! Now Mihoshi, get to work!
Mihoshi: Right!
Yamato: Yamii-chan! Stop crying, please!
Mattii only cried louder.
Yamato: Now, your making me wanna cry!
Yamato started to cry.
Taichi, Sora, Joe, Koushiro, Mimi, Takeru, Hikari, Daisuke, and the other digidestends started to cry too.
Them: WWAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Inu-Yasha: They're crying is hurting my ears more than that machine that Washy made!
Washu: It's Ms. Washu to you now!
Inu-Yasha: Fine, you old hag!
Washu: I'm the greatest scientist in the universe and you should grovel before my feet!
Inu-Yasha: Never!
Washu: I'll use my new machine Cookie machine!
Kagome: Cookie machine?
Sango: Now you can eat your cookies and milk, Kohaku!
Kohaku: Yay! Yatto!
Inu-Yasha: How's this suppose to kill me?
Washu: I don't know! But, I know what will! A Hello Kitty Machine!
Shippou: How cute!
Miroku stops crying.
Miroku: How's that suppose to kill him?
Shigure and the others stop crying too.
Washu: The cuteness of Hello Kitties are so cute that they will burst and rule the world! ... And kill Inu-Yasha! And maybe Inu-Yasha will burst into tears and hug them!
Inu-Yasha: What's a Hello Cat?
Juki, Mattii and Shigure laugh.
Kyo: OI!
Yuki, Tohru, Momiji, Haru, Kagura, Kisa, Hiro, and Ayame burst into tears of laughter.
Inu-Yasha: What's Hello Cat? Kagome!
Kagome laughs. Kagome: It's Hello Kitty! How stupid are you?
Inu-Yasha: Humph! I'm very stupid for your information!
Kagome: Ha! I got you!
Inu-Yasha: Uhg! Hey! Got me what?
Kagome: I got you! You said that one day you'll never admit your stupid! But I proved you wrong! Now lets have some tea!
Inu-Yasha: Oh, fine! Coming?
Shippou: Yup!
Sango: Kohaku and I are coming!
Kohaku: Do we get milk and cookies?
Sango: Uh, yes?
Kohaku: Yay! Whoopee... Goldberg! (Dittomon ~ I say this in school everyday! He! He!)
Shippou: Huh?
Kohaku: Some lady!
Shippou: Oh, okay!
Miroku: I'm staying here!
Kagome: Oh no you're not!
Kagome drags Miroku with them.
**End of Chapter Three! Please Review it! Tell me what you think!**
It's pretty short I know, I'll write the next chapter later okay? Okay!
If you liked this story look for:
The Wild West No One Knew
Into Middle Earth to Find Legolas
The Cliffhanger
The Brain Switcher
Surprises Where ever you go (I think)
Name is Dittomon! Whoopee! ...Goldberg! I'm done!