Chapter 18
A/N: Just to make it clear. "James" = Gwen, "Lily" = Remus, "Gwen" = James and "Remus" = Lily. Now come the difficult of deciding on whether to call "Lily" he or she.
Half of the Gryffindor tower was awaken the next morning by a loud scream from the Boys' Dormitory. Sirius came running down looking like he was about to be sick. He looked directly at "Lily" who was very curious about what was going on. "I think this your problem because I just woke up to find your boyfriend making out with Remus. Or perhaps it was Remus making out with your boyfriend. Take it as you will," said Sirius. "Gwen" looked confused and "Lily" was having a hard time trying not to laugh and look like she was mad. (You must remember that James or "Gwen" still has no idea about Gwen and Remus ^.~)
"Well then perhaps I should go up and see what in the name of Gryffindor they think they're doing," said "Lily". She marched up the Boy's staircase and ended up running into "Remus" and "James" as they were walking out of the room.
"Lily Darling! Smashing to see you," said "James" thinking quickly. "I'm sure if you give me long enough I certainly can explain."
"Well I've got all day, but then I was hoping to spend the day with Gwen," said "Lily".
"What's wrong with me?" pouted "James". "And what's with the sudden interest in spending the day with Gwen? Don't you still like me?"
"Of course James, but I just wish I knew why you were kissing on Remus and not me," said "Lily" and sighed. She then looked over at "Remus". "And as for you, don't you have better things to do? Maybe you can go and calm down Sirius. I think he's about to have a nervous breakdown in the Common Room."
"Remus" agreed and figured that he could trust Lily with his boyfriend. Sirius was marching about the room, probably about to pinch himself to see if it was a dream. (A/N: I'm about to have a nervous break down just trying to write this correctly.)
"Gwen" was still looking as confused as ever, but smiled slightly when she saw "Remus" coming down. "Were you having fun with my sis- brother?" Now it was "Remus" turn to look a bit confused.
"Well if you really want to know. I think he had more fun with me than he's ever with Lily," said "Remus". Not believe that he was putting down himself.
"Is that supposed to make me jealous? Because it's not." said "Gwen". She was beginning to wonder if "James" had given away their little plan to Remus and there was something going on between the two of them.
"Well let's get to breakfast then Gwen. I want to see how all of our pranks went over. I can't wait to see the look on the Slytherins' faces and McGonagall's face. And of course how well our prank on Dumbledore will go over. We're either going to get double detention in the dungeons, expelled or nothing for that one," said "Remus". Of course half the stuff the Marauders had done last night he had no idea about.
"Yeah. You have to admit the doing the double bloomers was genius on Sirius' part," said "Gwen".
"Double? Oh. I mean of course. McGonagall and Greenleaf." said "Remus".
"Gwen" began laughing, and then paused for a moment to think. "Dear I wish. There's no possible was to get in Greenleaf's room, Lily. You know that. Though I must say you doing pretty good acting. I almost believed it was actually Remus."
"Well then you better be glad that you didn't steal a kiss, huh Gwen?" said "Remus".
"And what exactly do you mean by that?" asked "Gwen" with a mix of confusion and triumph on her face.
"Why do I have the sudden feeling that I'm going to be due for a curse or two by the end of the day?" said "Remus". "Gwen" nodded. "Dear lord. You and Gwen thought of doing the exact same prank as Remus and me didn't you James? And now Gwen's going to kill me."
"I won't let on that I know anything if you tell me how long you've been keeping this from me." said "Gwen".
"It wasn't too long after you two came back after Christmas. I found out from Professor Weasley after I was seeing how she was since you thought you needed to pelt them with snowballs," said "Remus". "Now please don't tell Sirius or I'll be in worse trouble and. I'll even do your detentions for the month if you really want me to."
"I won't make you do something like that, and I'll even swear not to tell Sirius. But then if we're going to tell him, today would probably be best. I also think I understand perhaps why you were kissing on my sister," said "Gwen".
"Don't remind me. I thought she was you and She thought I was really Remus. It'll be fun to watch them try and be us though. Think. for once you'll have done your homework Miss Perigree." said "Remus" as they entered the Great Hall.
"I always do my homework Remus. It's my brother who is too busy being popular to ever get it done. Make sure you get that strait."
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A/N: To be continued. I'm about to have a nervous break down just trying to write this correctly.
A/N: Just to make it clear. "James" = Gwen, "Lily" = Remus, "Gwen" = James and "Remus" = Lily. Now come the difficult of deciding on whether to call "Lily" he or she.
Half of the Gryffindor tower was awaken the next morning by a loud scream from the Boys' Dormitory. Sirius came running down looking like he was about to be sick. He looked directly at "Lily" who was very curious about what was going on. "I think this your problem because I just woke up to find your boyfriend making out with Remus. Or perhaps it was Remus making out with your boyfriend. Take it as you will," said Sirius. "Gwen" looked confused and "Lily" was having a hard time trying not to laugh and look like she was mad. (You must remember that James or "Gwen" still has no idea about Gwen and Remus ^.~)
"Well then perhaps I should go up and see what in the name of Gryffindor they think they're doing," said "Lily". She marched up the Boy's staircase and ended up running into "Remus" and "James" as they were walking out of the room.
"Lily Darling! Smashing to see you," said "James" thinking quickly. "I'm sure if you give me long enough I certainly can explain."
"Well I've got all day, but then I was hoping to spend the day with Gwen," said "Lily".
"What's wrong with me?" pouted "James". "And what's with the sudden interest in spending the day with Gwen? Don't you still like me?"
"Of course James, but I just wish I knew why you were kissing on Remus and not me," said "Lily" and sighed. She then looked over at "Remus". "And as for you, don't you have better things to do? Maybe you can go and calm down Sirius. I think he's about to have a nervous breakdown in the Common Room."
"Remus" agreed and figured that he could trust Lily with his boyfriend. Sirius was marching about the room, probably about to pinch himself to see if it was a dream. (A/N: I'm about to have a nervous break down just trying to write this correctly.)
"Gwen" was still looking as confused as ever, but smiled slightly when she saw "Remus" coming down. "Were you having fun with my sis- brother?" Now it was "Remus" turn to look a bit confused.
"Well if you really want to know. I think he had more fun with me than he's ever with Lily," said "Remus". Not believe that he was putting down himself.
"Is that supposed to make me jealous? Because it's not." said "Gwen". She was beginning to wonder if "James" had given away their little plan to Remus and there was something going on between the two of them.
"Well let's get to breakfast then Gwen. I want to see how all of our pranks went over. I can't wait to see the look on the Slytherins' faces and McGonagall's face. And of course how well our prank on Dumbledore will go over. We're either going to get double detention in the dungeons, expelled or nothing for that one," said "Remus". Of course half the stuff the Marauders had done last night he had no idea about.
"Yeah. You have to admit the doing the double bloomers was genius on Sirius' part," said "Gwen".
"Double? Oh. I mean of course. McGonagall and Greenleaf." said "Remus".
"Gwen" began laughing, and then paused for a moment to think. "Dear I wish. There's no possible was to get in Greenleaf's room, Lily. You know that. Though I must say you doing pretty good acting. I almost believed it was actually Remus."
"Well then you better be glad that you didn't steal a kiss, huh Gwen?" said "Remus".
"And what exactly do you mean by that?" asked "Gwen" with a mix of confusion and triumph on her face.
"Why do I have the sudden feeling that I'm going to be due for a curse or two by the end of the day?" said "Remus". "Gwen" nodded. "Dear lord. You and Gwen thought of doing the exact same prank as Remus and me didn't you James? And now Gwen's going to kill me."
"I won't let on that I know anything if you tell me how long you've been keeping this from me." said "Gwen".
"It wasn't too long after you two came back after Christmas. I found out from Professor Weasley after I was seeing how she was since you thought you needed to pelt them with snowballs," said "Remus". "Now please don't tell Sirius or I'll be in worse trouble and. I'll even do your detentions for the month if you really want me to."
"I won't make you do something like that, and I'll even swear not to tell Sirius. But then if we're going to tell him, today would probably be best. I also think I understand perhaps why you were kissing on my sister," said "Gwen".
"Don't remind me. I thought she was you and She thought I was really Remus. It'll be fun to watch them try and be us though. Think. for once you'll have done your homework Miss Perigree." said "Remus" as they entered the Great Hall.
"I always do my homework Remus. It's my brother who is too busy being popular to ever get it done. Make sure you get that strait."
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A/N: To be continued. I'm about to have a nervous break down just trying to write this correctly.