Chapter 19
A/N: Just to make it clear. "James" = Gwen, "Lily" = Remus, "Gwen" = James and "Remus" = Lily. If I don't go nuts first, I might actually get this part done!
"Remus" and "Gwen" were both smiling at each attempt "James" makes to try and sit by "Remus" in classes, and how "Lily" is always trying to pull "Gwen" away from "Remus". "Those two are completely lost. You'd think they'd have figured it out by now," commented "Remus".
"Yes. But you must remember that this is Gwen and Remus. I think Sirius may be suspecting something, but after this morning, he's still in a daze," replied "Gwen".
"Ah poor Sirius. I didn't think he'd wake up so early. Of course it is April Fool's day so he'll want to see how Snape replied to his neon hair. Quite cleaver."
"That was actually Peter's idea. I was quite surprised of course, but maybe Sirius and James are finally rubbing off on him. A bit of you too, "Remus"," said "Gwen" as a couple of first years walked by. "Anyhow, do you think we should break it to Sirius at breakfast or lunch? We can't keep up this façade forever."
"Lunch. At least let the memory of this morning be gone before you try and confront him with anything else," said "Remus".
"Well well well. this is certainly. interesting, and what exactly do all your friends think of this? And I thought if was bad enough with Pedigree and Potter." commented a so far normal Severus Snape.
"Damn. He must have figured out how to undo the Charm. took him long enough though," whispered "Gwen" to "Remus". "And it's Perigree you twit! If you're going to insult me, at least get my bloody name correct. And if I remember correctly. I should have James beat you up again."
"Well it certainly seems that your new boyfriend isn't jumping to your defense and I doubt any of your old ones would take me on anyhow."
"I have half a mind to beat you up right here and now Snape," said "Gwen", Her eyes turned to slits.
"Fine then. I'll challenge you to a Wizard Dual at one AM. The trophy room is always unlocked. Sound fine by you Pedigree? Or is your boyfriend too afraid that he's going to lose his only chance for protection?"
"Deal. James'll be my second. I suppose you're going to drag Malfoy around? Or are you going to bring you're little girlfriend so she can watch you die?"
"You're not bold enough to try anything for fear of Azkaban, Pedigree. And you know I would if I could. But even though I probably won't kill you, I'll see that you kneel to me and tell everyone about you secret past. I know more about you then you may think."
"Shut up Snape. Save it for your incantations tonight. You'll need them," said "Gwen" and walked off with "Remus" close behind.
"You realize that you just got your sister into a Wizard's Dual with Snape!" exclaimed "Remus" in a whisper.
"Yeah. but you should know by now that Gwen loves any chance to curse a Slytherin at least one that you know won't tell the teachers on you so you end up in detention for a week," replied "Gwen" confidently. "Especially after I tell her everything he said about Remus."
"What did he mean about her "secret past" and "not bold enough to try anything for fear of Azkaban"? I know I've heard of Azkaban somewhere, but I can't remember for sure," said "Remus".
"Azkaban is the Wizard's prison, and as for everything else. You'll have to ask Gwen because I won't tell you for fear of Gwen alone. She can be 1st year scary if you give her the chance."
"Jeez. that bad huh?"
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Finally the last bell for class rang and everyone packed up and headed off to do homework or spend sometime outside. or in "Remus'" and "Gwen's" case, try and find Sirius because they still hadn't told him anything.
"Oh sure genius. you can tell your sister she needs to curse Snape until he's dead and yet you can't tell Sirius that you sister might have actually gotten over him unlike half the girls he's known and has met someone else," said "Remus" in a joking tone.
"Actually I still need to tell Gwen that she's killing Snape in the middle of the night. I kind of forgot about it when I was a bit busy making sure she didn't unknowingly make her hair grow and go back to it's normal color," said "Gwen". "I will tell her though."
"Tell you what, I'll go tell Gwen and you can confront Sirius. Sound good?" asked "Remus".
"Sure. Just make sure that you don't give away who you are," replied "Gwen". "Remus" ran off to try and find "James".
"James" just happened to be hanging around in the library, working on his homework. "Remus" couldn't believe how much he really looked like James.
"I can't believe what "Gwen" just did. Not that he doesn't deserve it and it isn't long overdue, but still!"
"What has my dead sister done now? Attempt to kill Snape?" asked "James".
"Well she's going to sometime tonight, or at least she has a Wizard's Duel with him at one AM or so," replied "Remus".
"I'm gonna kill him! Her! I meant her!" exclaimed "James".
"Remus" kind of laughed. "No. I think you meant him Gwen. James is good with secrets, but not so good while I'm around. You don't have such an original idea anymore since Remus and I, Lily Evans, did the exact same thing."
"Oh it just bloody figures. The one time I come up with something ingenious an-. Oh no." Replied "James". "You couldn't wait until I was 70 something before telling me this so at least I wouldn't remember what you were talking about, could you? This morning."
"No. I wanted to see the reaction on your face when you found out. I, on the other hand, have gotten over it since I've had all day, and it's actually a bit funny." "James" gave him a "you-can't-be-serious" look. "There is one small problem though," said "Remus".
"And that would be?"
"Well, James knows and within a matter of moments, so will Sirius."
According to my Word, Best 10% of this chapter: "Remus" and "Gwen" were both smiling at each attempt "James" makes to try and sit by "Remus" in classes, and how "Lily" is always trying to pull "Gwen" away from "Remus". "Ah poor Sirius. "Shut up Snape. You'll need them," said "Gwen" and walked off with "Remus" close behind. You'll have to ask Gwen because I won't tell you for fear of Gwen alone. Sound good?" asked "Remus". "Remus" ran off to try and find "James". Attempt to kill Snape?" asked "James". "Remus" kind of laughed. I think you meant him Gwen. Oh no." Replied "James".
I thought it was confusing enough.
A/N: Just to make it clear. "James" = Gwen, "Lily" = Remus, "Gwen" = James and "Remus" = Lily. If I don't go nuts first, I might actually get this part done!
"Remus" and "Gwen" were both smiling at each attempt "James" makes to try and sit by "Remus" in classes, and how "Lily" is always trying to pull "Gwen" away from "Remus". "Those two are completely lost. You'd think they'd have figured it out by now," commented "Remus".
"Yes. But you must remember that this is Gwen and Remus. I think Sirius may be suspecting something, but after this morning, he's still in a daze," replied "Gwen".
"Ah poor Sirius. I didn't think he'd wake up so early. Of course it is April Fool's day so he'll want to see how Snape replied to his neon hair. Quite cleaver."
"That was actually Peter's idea. I was quite surprised of course, but maybe Sirius and James are finally rubbing off on him. A bit of you too, "Remus"," said "Gwen" as a couple of first years walked by. "Anyhow, do you think we should break it to Sirius at breakfast or lunch? We can't keep up this façade forever."
"Lunch. At least let the memory of this morning be gone before you try and confront him with anything else," said "Remus".
"Well well well. this is certainly. interesting, and what exactly do all your friends think of this? And I thought if was bad enough with Pedigree and Potter." commented a so far normal Severus Snape.
"Damn. He must have figured out how to undo the Charm. took him long enough though," whispered "Gwen" to "Remus". "And it's Perigree you twit! If you're going to insult me, at least get my bloody name correct. And if I remember correctly. I should have James beat you up again."
"Well it certainly seems that your new boyfriend isn't jumping to your defense and I doubt any of your old ones would take me on anyhow."
"I have half a mind to beat you up right here and now Snape," said "Gwen", Her eyes turned to slits.
"Fine then. I'll challenge you to a Wizard Dual at one AM. The trophy room is always unlocked. Sound fine by you Pedigree? Or is your boyfriend too afraid that he's going to lose his only chance for protection?"
"Deal. James'll be my second. I suppose you're going to drag Malfoy around? Or are you going to bring you're little girlfriend so she can watch you die?"
"You're not bold enough to try anything for fear of Azkaban, Pedigree. And you know I would if I could. But even though I probably won't kill you, I'll see that you kneel to me and tell everyone about you secret past. I know more about you then you may think."
"Shut up Snape. Save it for your incantations tonight. You'll need them," said "Gwen" and walked off with "Remus" close behind.
"You realize that you just got your sister into a Wizard's Dual with Snape!" exclaimed "Remus" in a whisper.
"Yeah. but you should know by now that Gwen loves any chance to curse a Slytherin at least one that you know won't tell the teachers on you so you end up in detention for a week," replied "Gwen" confidently. "Especially after I tell her everything he said about Remus."
"What did he mean about her "secret past" and "not bold enough to try anything for fear of Azkaban"? I know I've heard of Azkaban somewhere, but I can't remember for sure," said "Remus".
"Azkaban is the Wizard's prison, and as for everything else. You'll have to ask Gwen because I won't tell you for fear of Gwen alone. She can be 1st year scary if you give her the chance."
"Jeez. that bad huh?"
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Finally the last bell for class rang and everyone packed up and headed off to do homework or spend sometime outside. or in "Remus'" and "Gwen's" case, try and find Sirius because they still hadn't told him anything.
"Oh sure genius. you can tell your sister she needs to curse Snape until he's dead and yet you can't tell Sirius that you sister might have actually gotten over him unlike half the girls he's known and has met someone else," said "Remus" in a joking tone.
"Actually I still need to tell Gwen that she's killing Snape in the middle of the night. I kind of forgot about it when I was a bit busy making sure she didn't unknowingly make her hair grow and go back to it's normal color," said "Gwen". "I will tell her though."
"Tell you what, I'll go tell Gwen and you can confront Sirius. Sound good?" asked "Remus".
"Sure. Just make sure that you don't give away who you are," replied "Gwen". "Remus" ran off to try and find "James".
"James" just happened to be hanging around in the library, working on his homework. "Remus" couldn't believe how much he really looked like James.
"I can't believe what "Gwen" just did. Not that he doesn't deserve it and it isn't long overdue, but still!"
"What has my dead sister done now? Attempt to kill Snape?" asked "James".
"Well she's going to sometime tonight, or at least she has a Wizard's Duel with him at one AM or so," replied "Remus".
"I'm gonna kill him! Her! I meant her!" exclaimed "James".
"Remus" kind of laughed. "No. I think you meant him Gwen. James is good with secrets, but not so good while I'm around. You don't have such an original idea anymore since Remus and I, Lily Evans, did the exact same thing."
"Oh it just bloody figures. The one time I come up with something ingenious an-. Oh no." Replied "James". "You couldn't wait until I was 70 something before telling me this so at least I wouldn't remember what you were talking about, could you? This morning."
"No. I wanted to see the reaction on your face when you found out. I, on the other hand, have gotten over it since I've had all day, and it's actually a bit funny." "James" gave him a "you-can't-be-serious" look. "There is one small problem though," said "Remus".
"And that would be?"
"Well, James knows and within a matter of moments, so will Sirius."
According to my Word, Best 10% of this chapter: "Remus" and "Gwen" were both smiling at each attempt "James" makes to try and sit by "Remus" in classes, and how "Lily" is always trying to pull "Gwen" away from "Remus". "Ah poor Sirius. "Shut up Snape. You'll need them," said "Gwen" and walked off with "Remus" close behind. You'll have to ask Gwen because I won't tell you for fear of Gwen alone. Sound good?" asked "Remus". "Remus" ran off to try and find "James". Attempt to kill Snape?" asked "James". "Remus" kind of laughed. I think you meant him Gwen. Oh no." Replied "James".
I thought it was confusing enough.