A/N: Lol I think I've confused you all so bad you can't tell up from down
didn't I? Sorry, I didn't mean to. Really! Anyhow just one last part and
then everything gets back to normal, or at least as normal as Hogwarts can
be considering Easter Break is almost here (in the story). Gah. that
reminds me. I need to finish deleting the script. Anyhow, thing will get
more normal in this one.
Needless to say, "James" wasn't talking to "Remus" unless it was necessary. "Gwen" didn't seem to care that "James" hadn't told her. Quite on the other hand, she was fine by it and knew how she could be. But then she basically signed him up for a fight he didn't ask for. (A/N: If you understood any of that last line then you are better that I am.)
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"James" and "Gwen" met up in the Common Room around 12:45 since all students were up in bed and glad that April's Fools day was finally over. "I really wish you would start talking to her again. She didn't mean to let your little secret out. If you want to blame anyone, it should be me," said James. (James, not "James")
"She also stole my perfect idea, and I already want to hit you over the head, but I fear I might put you coordination if I did and then what would we do without our Quidditch Captain? McGonagall wouldn't be very happy with me and I'd end up with double detention. One for being out in the middle of the night and the other for helping us lose the Finals," replied Gwen, happy to have her hair back.
"Don't worry about being caught. I've got the cloak and the map, so we won't be. Plus this way we can make sure that Snape isn't going to run off to a teacher."
"He won't. Snape knows that if he tries to rat us out that I'll curse him so he'll have tentacles all over his face. But then it would be a large improvement. I'd change his hair to snake, but he'd probably like that. Besides, Snape is more than likely hoping that I'll kill him before the play anyhow."
"Please! Don't remind me of that. The pure thought of it isn't going to let me sleep any better for the next week! Think of the horrific nightmares!"
"Oh hush up and let's get going you big baby."
The halls were strangely silent with only Filch and Mrs. Norris patrolling the halls. The other teachers feared that there were still traps out there that someone hadn't come across yet. There were also a few ghosts that wandered around, but none of them really cared about students wandering around the school at night, with the exception of Peeves. Eight ghosts, one close call with Peeves and four floors later, the two Gryffindors arrived in the trophy room in one piece, or for the moment being.
"I should have brought a book because you probably won't be needing my help," whispered James.
"True, but from what you told me about what he said, I'm a bit afraid the first thing he's going to do is disarm me," replied Gwen.
"And your point?" asked James.
"You know very well James that I'm not supposed to do that."
"I didn't say kill him. Just get your wand back and leave him powerless."
"He's a Slytherin. His favorite class is Potions. He's going to have a couple bottles on him you git."
"So summon them."
"No. he'll be expecting me to do just that."
"Will you just shut up so I can go all knock you out already, Pedigree?" asked a voice from the shadows. It was Snape, and with him was Lucius Malfoy.
"Fine then. But I'm afraid you're the one going to the hospital wing," said Gwen.
"Shut up Gryffindor and bow," said Snape with a small nod. Gwen barely went down, she wasn't going to take her eyes off her target. "Ladies first," sneered Snape.
"Well then go ahead," said Gwen lightly. Snape didn't like her tone.
Snape made a swish with his wand. "Exspelliarmus!" With a flash of scarlet light, Gwen was thrown into the wall behind her and just missed a suit of armor. "What do you plan on doing now Pedigree?"
"That's PeRigree you twit," said Gwen, pulling herself up to her feet and walked right up to Snape. "Now give me back my wand before I have to seriously hurt you, and you know exactly what I mean. I'll clear her mind once I've gotten my wand back if I need to Snape. It would be just lovely if I put the Imperius Curse on you and forced you to tell everyone about your undying love for Malfoy. In fact Scene 2 of Act 2 would be just perfect, and he'd be right there so you could go give him a kiss." she said in a deadly toned whisper.
"I dare you to even try. Which reminds me, I wanted to ask you, how did a junior Death Eater get into Gryffindor? I'm curious," replied Snape in the same tone. He had a small smirk.
"Well I'd die before I'd spent one night in Slytherin."
"I wouldn't mind you staying in my room for the night." Said Severus and with a quick motion kissed her right on the lips.
James jumped up from his spot on the floor and Malfoy walk toward to stop him before he tried to hit Snape, but Gwen just held her hand up for James to halt and spit on the ground. James stayed, but threw murderous glances at Snape. Malfoy stopped where he was. "That's it, you've really asked for it. Avada Kedavra!"
A bright green light flashed and suddenly a mouse dropped over dead. (Regular mouse, not Peter... Sorry folks!) Gwen laughed at the look of shock on Snape's face and Malfoy looking paler than usual. "Aw. Did I scare you there? Well then unless you want to see what else I can pull off I suggest you give me back my wand." Snape shook his head. "No? Fine then. Coclea Screo!"
"And what exactly was that?" asked Malfoy. If wasn't but a moment later that he found out. Snape was doubled over, burping slugs all over the floor.
"Excellent," said James. Gwen walked over and took her wand back.
"Maybe now you'll think better before kissing me and threatening me, my family and my boyfriend," and with that said, she left the room with James close behind.
A/N: There was nothing in CoS but Coclea Screo means "Snail throat". I couldn't find slug, so snail will work. And Gwen is a Mage in case you hadn't figured that out.
Needless to say, "James" wasn't talking to "Remus" unless it was necessary. "Gwen" didn't seem to care that "James" hadn't told her. Quite on the other hand, she was fine by it and knew how she could be. But then she basically signed him up for a fight he didn't ask for. (A/N: If you understood any of that last line then you are better that I am.)
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"James" and "Gwen" met up in the Common Room around 12:45 since all students were up in bed and glad that April's Fools day was finally over. "I really wish you would start talking to her again. She didn't mean to let your little secret out. If you want to blame anyone, it should be me," said James. (James, not "James")
"She also stole my perfect idea, and I already want to hit you over the head, but I fear I might put you coordination if I did and then what would we do without our Quidditch Captain? McGonagall wouldn't be very happy with me and I'd end up with double detention. One for being out in the middle of the night and the other for helping us lose the Finals," replied Gwen, happy to have her hair back.
"Don't worry about being caught. I've got the cloak and the map, so we won't be. Plus this way we can make sure that Snape isn't going to run off to a teacher."
"He won't. Snape knows that if he tries to rat us out that I'll curse him so he'll have tentacles all over his face. But then it would be a large improvement. I'd change his hair to snake, but he'd probably like that. Besides, Snape is more than likely hoping that I'll kill him before the play anyhow."
"Please! Don't remind me of that. The pure thought of it isn't going to let me sleep any better for the next week! Think of the horrific nightmares!"
"Oh hush up and let's get going you big baby."
The halls were strangely silent with only Filch and Mrs. Norris patrolling the halls. The other teachers feared that there were still traps out there that someone hadn't come across yet. There were also a few ghosts that wandered around, but none of them really cared about students wandering around the school at night, with the exception of Peeves. Eight ghosts, one close call with Peeves and four floors later, the two Gryffindors arrived in the trophy room in one piece, or for the moment being.
"I should have brought a book because you probably won't be needing my help," whispered James.
"True, but from what you told me about what he said, I'm a bit afraid the first thing he's going to do is disarm me," replied Gwen.
"And your point?" asked James.
"You know very well James that I'm not supposed to do that."
"I didn't say kill him. Just get your wand back and leave him powerless."
"He's a Slytherin. His favorite class is Potions. He's going to have a couple bottles on him you git."
"So summon them."
"No. he'll be expecting me to do just that."
"Will you just shut up so I can go all knock you out already, Pedigree?" asked a voice from the shadows. It was Snape, and with him was Lucius Malfoy.
"Fine then. But I'm afraid you're the one going to the hospital wing," said Gwen.
"Shut up Gryffindor and bow," said Snape with a small nod. Gwen barely went down, she wasn't going to take her eyes off her target. "Ladies first," sneered Snape.
"Well then go ahead," said Gwen lightly. Snape didn't like her tone.
Snape made a swish with his wand. "Exspelliarmus!" With a flash of scarlet light, Gwen was thrown into the wall behind her and just missed a suit of armor. "What do you plan on doing now Pedigree?"
"That's PeRigree you twit," said Gwen, pulling herself up to her feet and walked right up to Snape. "Now give me back my wand before I have to seriously hurt you, and you know exactly what I mean. I'll clear her mind once I've gotten my wand back if I need to Snape. It would be just lovely if I put the Imperius Curse on you and forced you to tell everyone about your undying love for Malfoy. In fact Scene 2 of Act 2 would be just perfect, and he'd be right there so you could go give him a kiss." she said in a deadly toned whisper.
"I dare you to even try. Which reminds me, I wanted to ask you, how did a junior Death Eater get into Gryffindor? I'm curious," replied Snape in the same tone. He had a small smirk.
"Well I'd die before I'd spent one night in Slytherin."
"I wouldn't mind you staying in my room for the night." Said Severus and with a quick motion kissed her right on the lips.
James jumped up from his spot on the floor and Malfoy walk toward to stop him before he tried to hit Snape, but Gwen just held her hand up for James to halt and spit on the ground. James stayed, but threw murderous glances at Snape. Malfoy stopped where he was. "That's it, you've really asked for it. Avada Kedavra!"
A bright green light flashed and suddenly a mouse dropped over dead. (Regular mouse, not Peter... Sorry folks!) Gwen laughed at the look of shock on Snape's face and Malfoy looking paler than usual. "Aw. Did I scare you there? Well then unless you want to see what else I can pull off I suggest you give me back my wand." Snape shook his head. "No? Fine then. Coclea Screo!"
"And what exactly was that?" asked Malfoy. If wasn't but a moment later that he found out. Snape was doubled over, burping slugs all over the floor.
"Excellent," said James. Gwen walked over and took her wand back.
"Maybe now you'll think better before kissing me and threatening me, my family and my boyfriend," and with that said, she left the room with James close behind.
A/N: There was nothing in CoS but Coclea Screo means "Snail throat". I couldn't find slug, so snail will work. And Gwen is a Mage in case you hadn't figured that out.