I was so happy when people reviewed my story 'Therapy'! Thank you to
everyone who reviewed! Thranx gave me the idea of doing a Draco and Father
session, and DracoFan17 also told me to add a Draco session. So here it is!
Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, except Mrs. Bates the shrink.
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Chapter 4: Draco and Lucius' Session
"This is absolutely absurd." Lucius said stubbornly, crossing his arms. He and Draco were sitting on two chairs outside of Dumbledore's office, waiting for their psychiatrist.
"First Potter, and now us? What is this world coming too?" Draco asked coldly, trying to be like his father.
"Potter came here?" Lucius asked angrily, turning to his son. Draco nodded nervously. "That's it! We're leaving! I'll be damned before I do something Potter does!"
Just as Lucius was getting ready to storm out of the room, Dumbledore's office door opened, and Mrs. Bates appeared.
"Are we ready?" She asked, as if she were talking to children. Lucius reluctantly followed his son into the office, but not before giving Mrs. Bates a dirty look.
The psychiatrist sat down in her usual chair, and Lucius and Draco sat on opposite sides of the room. Mrs. Bates motioned for them to move their chairs closer together. Each Malfoy moved their chair about a centimeter. Mrs. Bates sighed loudly, got up, and walked over to Draco's chair. She pushed it with such force that it ran into Lucius' chair, making him topple over onto the ground. Lucius glared at Mrs. Bates as he sat back down and tried to fixed his hair.
"Now," Mrs. Bates said calmly. "Draco, tell me about your dad."
"Don't tell my son what to do!" Lucius yelled. He obviously wasn't enjoying their session so far.
"Well, Father's a very noble man." Draco began proudly.
"Do you always call him father?" Mrs. Bates cut in.
"Of course he does!" Lucius yelled angrily. "It's respectful."
Mrs. Bates glared at him, and continued talking to Draco. "Does your father frighten you Draco?"
Draco looked around the room nervously and leaned in closer to Mrs. Bates. "Sometimes." He whispered.
"What?!" Lucius asked angrily, glaring at his son.
"Well, father," Draco said, his voice shaking a little. "You always yell at me." He said with a sniffle. "And I just wish."
"What Draco?" Mrs. Bates asked encouragingly. "What do you wish."
"S-sometimes I just wish that he would t-treat me like an equal." Draco stuttered, his bottom lip shaking. Suddenly, Draco burst into tears. Lucius sighed loudly in annoyance.
"Do you share these feelings with your friends?" Mrs. Bates asked kindly.
"Oh, no. I'm a bad ass." Draco said, daintily blowing his nose on a lacey pink handkerchief. "I don't have any friends."
Mrs. Bates looked at him sympathetically.
"You seem to be very in touch with your feeling Draco." Mrs. Bates observed.
"I've always thought so." Draco said with a sniffle.
"Do you think that, perhaps, your gay?" She asked, tilting her head to the side in a sympathetic way.
"Oh course he isn't!" Luscius yelled. "My boy isn't some pansy!"
"Now Lucius." Mrs. Bates said calmly. "I'd like Draco to answer that question for himself." She looked intently at Draco.
"Perhaps.." Draco said quietly, dabbing his eyes with pink hanky.
"OH HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!" Lucius screamed, standing up. He was just about to say some very rude things to Draco and the psychiatrist when the door opened.
"Draky!" Pansy screamed, running over to Draco and attacking him. She was hugging him so tight, Draco was afraid he might pass out.
"And who is this?" Mrs. Bates asked curiously.
"I'm Pansy Parkinson." She said, covering Draco's face in kisses. "I'm Draky's girlfriend." She then leaned over and whispered in Mrs. Bates' ear, "And future wife."
"Pansy, you can't be my girlfriend." Draco said logically.
"And why not?!" Pansy asked, sitting on Draco's lap.
"Because I'm gay." Draco said seriously. Pansy burst out in laughter.
"Oh, silly Draky-Wakey-Poopypants." Pansy said in a childish voice, ruffling Draco's hair.
"Seriously Pansy, I'm gay." Draco said as Pansy tried to un-stick her fingers from his gelled down hair. Pansy's face went from a stupid grin to a very confused face.
"Don't worry Draky," Pansy said completely serious. "Just give me a few days to schedule a sex change, and then we can be together FOREVER!" She then wrapped Draco in another tight hug.
"I have to go make an appointment with Dr. Applegate." She said, getting up and heading for the door, winking at Draco before she left.
"I don't think she needs a sex change to look like a man." Mrs. Bates muttered under her breath. "Anywho," She said in a perky voice. "You two can leave."
Lucius glared at Mrs. Bates one more time and got up from his seat.
"Come on Draco." He barked. Draco got up reluctantly, but then turned to Mrs. Bates.
"Thank you for the session." He said. "It was fabulous!" He added in a sing-songy voice.
Mrs. Bates shook her head as Draco and his Father closed the door behind them. She picked up her quill and parchment, and started to write a note to Dumbledore.
Lucius Malfoy: And absolutely horrible person. I dislike him very much, and hope that he dies sometime soon.
Draco Malfoy: Discovered that he was gay (be surprise there). I suggest that he cut back on the hair gel, it looks like he's wearing a helmet. I worry that the excessive amount of gel in his hair disrupts the thinking process in his head, which is already at a dangerously low percentage.
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A/N: Was it good? REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW: Did I spell Draco's father's name right?
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, except Mrs. Bates the shrink.
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Chapter 4: Draco and Lucius' Session
"This is absolutely absurd." Lucius said stubbornly, crossing his arms. He and Draco were sitting on two chairs outside of Dumbledore's office, waiting for their psychiatrist.
"First Potter, and now us? What is this world coming too?" Draco asked coldly, trying to be like his father.
"Potter came here?" Lucius asked angrily, turning to his son. Draco nodded nervously. "That's it! We're leaving! I'll be damned before I do something Potter does!"
Just as Lucius was getting ready to storm out of the room, Dumbledore's office door opened, and Mrs. Bates appeared.
"Are we ready?" She asked, as if she were talking to children. Lucius reluctantly followed his son into the office, but not before giving Mrs. Bates a dirty look.
The psychiatrist sat down in her usual chair, and Lucius and Draco sat on opposite sides of the room. Mrs. Bates motioned for them to move their chairs closer together. Each Malfoy moved their chair about a centimeter. Mrs. Bates sighed loudly, got up, and walked over to Draco's chair. She pushed it with such force that it ran into Lucius' chair, making him topple over onto the ground. Lucius glared at Mrs. Bates as he sat back down and tried to fixed his hair.
"Now," Mrs. Bates said calmly. "Draco, tell me about your dad."
"Don't tell my son what to do!" Lucius yelled. He obviously wasn't enjoying their session so far.
"Well, Father's a very noble man." Draco began proudly.
"Do you always call him father?" Mrs. Bates cut in.
"Of course he does!" Lucius yelled angrily. "It's respectful."
Mrs. Bates glared at him, and continued talking to Draco. "Does your father frighten you Draco?"
Draco looked around the room nervously and leaned in closer to Mrs. Bates. "Sometimes." He whispered.
"What?!" Lucius asked angrily, glaring at his son.
"Well, father," Draco said, his voice shaking a little. "You always yell at me." He said with a sniffle. "And I just wish."
"What Draco?" Mrs. Bates asked encouragingly. "What do you wish."
"S-sometimes I just wish that he would t-treat me like an equal." Draco stuttered, his bottom lip shaking. Suddenly, Draco burst into tears. Lucius sighed loudly in annoyance.
"Do you share these feelings with your friends?" Mrs. Bates asked kindly.
"Oh, no. I'm a bad ass." Draco said, daintily blowing his nose on a lacey pink handkerchief. "I don't have any friends."
Mrs. Bates looked at him sympathetically.
"You seem to be very in touch with your feeling Draco." Mrs. Bates observed.
"I've always thought so." Draco said with a sniffle.
"Do you think that, perhaps, your gay?" She asked, tilting her head to the side in a sympathetic way.
"Oh course he isn't!" Luscius yelled. "My boy isn't some pansy!"
"Now Lucius." Mrs. Bates said calmly. "I'd like Draco to answer that question for himself." She looked intently at Draco.
"Perhaps.." Draco said quietly, dabbing his eyes with pink hanky.
"OH HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!" Lucius screamed, standing up. He was just about to say some very rude things to Draco and the psychiatrist when the door opened.
"Draky!" Pansy screamed, running over to Draco and attacking him. She was hugging him so tight, Draco was afraid he might pass out.
"And who is this?" Mrs. Bates asked curiously.
"I'm Pansy Parkinson." She said, covering Draco's face in kisses. "I'm Draky's girlfriend." She then leaned over and whispered in Mrs. Bates' ear, "And future wife."
"Pansy, you can't be my girlfriend." Draco said logically.
"And why not?!" Pansy asked, sitting on Draco's lap.
"Because I'm gay." Draco said seriously. Pansy burst out in laughter.
"Oh, silly Draky-Wakey-Poopypants." Pansy said in a childish voice, ruffling Draco's hair.
"Seriously Pansy, I'm gay." Draco said as Pansy tried to un-stick her fingers from his gelled down hair. Pansy's face went from a stupid grin to a very confused face.
"Don't worry Draky," Pansy said completely serious. "Just give me a few days to schedule a sex change, and then we can be together FOREVER!" She then wrapped Draco in another tight hug.
"I have to go make an appointment with Dr. Applegate." She said, getting up and heading for the door, winking at Draco before she left.
"I don't think she needs a sex change to look like a man." Mrs. Bates muttered under her breath. "Anywho," She said in a perky voice. "You two can leave."
Lucius glared at Mrs. Bates one more time and got up from his seat.
"Come on Draco." He barked. Draco got up reluctantly, but then turned to Mrs. Bates.
"Thank you for the session." He said. "It was fabulous!" He added in a sing-songy voice.
Mrs. Bates shook her head as Draco and his Father closed the door behind them. She picked up her quill and parchment, and started to write a note to Dumbledore.
Lucius Malfoy: And absolutely horrible person. I dislike him very much, and hope that he dies sometime soon.
Draco Malfoy: Discovered that he was gay (be surprise there). I suggest that he cut back on the hair gel, it looks like he's wearing a helmet. I worry that the excessive amount of gel in his hair disrupts the thinking process in his head, which is already at a dangerously low percentage.
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A/N: Was it good? REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW: Did I spell Draco's father's name right?