When Bad Guys Play by the rules
But only when it suits them of course
By: Tornadobuster a.k.a. Wind_sifter, the person with the temporarily long name
Just to let you all know, the name you see at the top is only temporary for a bit. In a week or so, I'll be dropping the Wind_sifter bit and I'll just be Tornadobuster. *sighs* I've been Windsifter forever, but now it must end... Only have it right now, cuz I'd like to let people know who I am... *sighs again* None of you care do you...
Disclaimer: I still don't own Dragonball Z, I hate you all, well, no, not really, you people review my stories, then I like you. Except when you review badly, then I don't hate you of course, because then I'd be a hypocrite, and that isn't very nice...
Oh yeah, I own Mz. Icy, and the idea that there is a nursery down in H.E.L.L.
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"There we go, uh-huh!" Lord Enma's underling said as he opened the prison door.
"Good, now remember don't-" Lord Enma started to remind the empty cage. "Hey, where'd they go?!"
"They's a went blazin' outta that there cage when as soons as I's a opened it. ZOOM! Ya know?" the demon gestered with a swish of his hand. "Can I's a get'cha anything Lord Enma Sir?"
"Why the nerve, I'm the Lord of the Dead, you'd think I'd get a little respect around my own domain, but Nooooo, these people just BLAZE out of of here without so much as a goodbye, and then with all those people stealing my- Nah, I don't need anything, just... keep an eye on those guys... we DON'T need anymore trouble. H.E.L.L's STILL trying to get reorganized from the LAST attack..."
"Them's attack? The one that there fine fella Piakuhan breaked up?" the demon asked as he closed up the cage.
"No! The other one! The one that got Piakuhan KILLED!" King Enma yelled. "You remember, the one with the little green guy, and that girl. Her name, it was uh-"
"Oh yeah! THEM'S attack! Yup! I's 'member THAT alright! That girl's her name waz-uh, Breezy... or sump'thin... uh say, ain't Piakuhan was dead already??" the demon questioned in confusion, he scratched the top of his horned-head.
"Yes, yes he was..."
"I'm hungry, let's get something to eat," Burter yelled, as he flew.
"NO! I WANT MY LITTLE CELL JRS!" Cell screamed as he flew at full speed, the rest struggling to keep up.
"Hey! We just got out of that stupid cage too! We DON'T have to get your stupid kids right away!" Jeice yelled.
Suddenly Cell stopped in his tracks, Frieza and the Ginyu Force barely stopping from running into him.
Cell slowly turned his head towards Jeice, eyes slitted in menace. "So my babies are... stupid?"
Jeice gulped fearfully and started to back away. "No, heh heh, your-your kids aren't stupid, no! Of course not! Heh, who, would be... dumb enough to say, heh, s-something as stupid as-as that?" Jeice grinned widely as he tried to look very, very small.
Cell smiled evily as he turned back to his course, "Goooood," he said shiftily. He took a deep breath and smiled. "Ah, yes, my little Cell Jrs... soon your days of terror will be over, for I, Cell, your beloved father will soon be with you." Cell's usually very harsh face softened at the thought of his adorable children and he sighed lovingly. "Onward then!"
"Wait, wait a moment now!" Guldo yelled angrily, who had FINALLY caught up with the rest of the group. Being the weakest, he had been left behind in the dust.
"What?!" Cell hissed as he stooped over and twisted back to give Guldo a VERY evil eye.
"Um, that is..." Guldo suddenly gulped, as he looked for a way out.
"What Guldo means to say, is that we don't even KNOW where the nursery is! We're just wandering aimlessly around H.E.L.L without a CLUE as to where we are supposed to go! How are we supposed to find your children like this?!" Frieza told Cell, yawning slightly.
Cell blinked and tapped is chin. "That's a good point, I suppose we should stop and ask," Cell said thoughtfully.
Jeice scoffed, "We don't need to stop for directions, we can do just find on our own!"
"Jeice, just shut up. I'm hungry," Burter said in annoyance, hungrily holding his stomach. "Let's
just let Cell get his kids, and then I'm off to find a taco stand. Okay?!"
"Jeez, fine! No need to get huffy about it..." Jeice muttered as he backed off. "Asking for directions is just so degrading though... all those locals, getting all, UPPITY about everything..." Jeice mumbled angrily.
"Alright then," Cell said as he shrugged as he suddenly shot straight downwards from his position some 4 thousand feet off the ground, give or take.
"And as soon as we get his children, we can try taking over H.E.L.L again! Heeheehahahahahaheheheeeeh......!" Frieza giggled insanely, before following.
Guldo watched Frieza fly downwards and looked up at the rest of the remaining Ginyu force with a look of slight confusion. "Say, is it just me, or has anybody else noticed that our personalities are really screwed up?"
Burter and Jeice looked at each other before shrugging. "Maybe, just a little," Burter said, scratching his head.
"A little, possibly meaning almost totally unrecognizable," Jeice shrugged nonchalantly.
"I think it has to do with the fumes," Burter said as he pointed upwards towards some point in the sky.
"Yeah, the fumes," Jeice agreed as both he and Burter shot downwards, following Cell and Frieza.
Guldo watched them both for a moment before shrugging. "I suppose that makes sense."
"So, what are we going to do?" Nappa asked as he shifted weight from one foot to the next.
"Shut up Nappa. Just shut up. And didn't I tell you to stop following me?!" Raditz yelled at him, as he sat, indian-style, on a large flat rock near a blood-red, yet still quite pretty stream.
Nappa shrugged, "Yeah."
"So why don't you just stop following me!!" Raditz yelled angrily as he threw a large rock into the stream, soaking Nappa with the splash.
Nappa looked at his dripping saiya-jin uniform and shrugged again. "It's armor, water doesn't affect it."
"I don't care! Just get away from me!" Raditz yelled angrily.
"Jeez you are so CRANKY!" Nappa said in a slightly hurt voice as he crossed his arms across his chest.
"What do you EXPECT?! This is H.E.L.L!!! I'm DEAD! I'm not exactly going to jump for joy you know!" Raditz yelled again.
"Well, you don't have to take it all out on me..." Nappa grumbled.
"Of COURSE I do! I wouldn't even BE here if you and Vegeta would have just wished me back like you were SUPPOSED to!" Raditz screamed furiously, his face going red with anger.
"I told you! It wasn't My IDEA! It was Vegeta's!" Nappa defended for the six billionth time.
"AND YOU WENT ALONG WITH IT!!" Raditz screamed even louder, his face now a very defined beet red.
"What can you expect!? Vegeta's really STRONG!"
"... go away..." Raditz growled.
"I SAID I was sor-"
"Just go AWAY!" Raditz yelled.
"Say, can either of you tell me where the nursery is?"
"Hm?" Raditz and Nappa looked up just in time to see Cell and the rest drop down from the sky.
Nappa's eyes widened as he recognized Frieza inside the group. "Hey Raditz! Look! It's Master Frieza!" Nappa said excitedly as he shook Raditz's shoulder.
"What do YOU want?" Raditz sneered angrily.
Frieza shrugged as Cell pushed him aside. "I'm assuming you two know each other, but I really don't care. Do you know where the nursery is?" Cell asked earnestly.
"What, so you can put Frieza in there?" Raditz cracked recklessly.
Frieza's face turned a dark shade of blue. "You'll PAY for that!!" he yelled as he powered up for an attack.
"Frieza! Um, uh, MASTER Frieza. We, really, REALLY can't afford this right now!" Jeice said bravely as he stood, directly to the side of Frieza. "The word, Probation, mean anything to you?"
"Yes, yeees, Probation..." Frieza hissed as he powered down. "You get off easily THIS time..." Frieza turned away and crossed his arms, grumbling.
"NOW can you tell me where the nursery is?! I gotta pick up my Kids!!" Cell said anxiously. "They're counting on me!"
"Oh, the nursery? Go about 4 miles down Evel street, take a left on Murder's road, and then look for the red sign, you can't miss it," Nappa told Cell, pointing west.
"Not unless you're as STUPID as Nappa is..." Raditz grumbled angrily.
"As the Crow flies?" Cell inquired.
"Go west, THEN look for the red sign," Nappa said as he pointed west again.
"We'll be able to SEE it?" Guldo asked suspiciously.
"It's a big sign," Nappa said as he shrugged.
"Bye!" Cell snapped as he shot up into the air.
"Hey! HEY! Cell! Wait for US!" the others yelled as they quickly followed.
Nappa watched for a moment as the group disappeared into the sky, before turning back to Raditz. "You know, that wasn't really very smart..."
"What? What wasn't smart?" Raditz asked with malice.
"Well, you know... saying Frieza belonged in a nusery. He's pretty strong you know..."
"So?" Raditz challenged.
"Well, he could have blasted you to bits..." Nappa said as he shrugged.
"So? He can't kill me. I'm already DEAD!" Raditz screamed furiously.
"He could have blasted off your arms and legs, that wouldn't have killed you." Nappa reminded him, pointing his index finger up in a knowing matter.
"So what? They would have grown back..."
"That's IT! I can't TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!" screamed a pretty young demon with large purple hair, as she stormed out of the building with the extremely large red sign. "I am OUT OF HERE!!"
"Oh come on! PLEASE! Stay! At least another week until I find a replacement! Come on!" yelled what looked like an ice-jin, as she followed the demon, begging.
"NO! I can NOT stand those little-little MONSTERS for another second! They are driving me INSANE!!" the demon screeched as she pushed the ice-jin out of her way.
The red-haired ice-jin unhappily watched as the demon jumped in her car and rammed down on the gas, determined to get as far as she could, away from the despicable mini-Hell, known as... the nursery.
The ice-jin made a non-definable noise before growling and yelling out at the demon. "Okay, YOU'RE NOT GETTING PAID FOR THIS!!!"
She then sighed and went back inside. "You just had to, DIDN'T YOU?! That's the second one this WEEK! How in the farthest edges of SPACE and TIME, am I SUPPOSED to WORK, if I don't have a CREW??!!!" she then preceded to scream at the children.
One of the kids shrugged, "You could always clone yourself Mz. Icy, it's been done."
"Hey, we're DEAD kid, how the heck am I supposed to CLONE myself, if all the little cells in my body are DEAD? Besides, you know cloning is illegal in H.E.L.L." Mz. Icy sighed.
"NOW you got a problem," the kid laughed as he started practicing ki shots against an already partially destroyed wall.
Mz. Icy sighed again, "I hate you all..."
Another very short part. The next part will also be short, if not shorter. I don't know, I haven't written it yet. It will probably... I can almost certainly promise that it WILL be funny, maybe, just a little bit........ uh, um, uuuuhhh... CELL RULES!
But only when it suits them of course
By: Tornadobuster a.k.a. Wind_sifter, the person with the temporarily long name
Just to let you all know, the name you see at the top is only temporary for a bit. In a week or so, I'll be dropping the Wind_sifter bit and I'll just be Tornadobuster. *sighs* I've been Windsifter forever, but now it must end... Only have it right now, cuz I'd like to let people know who I am... *sighs again* None of you care do you...
Disclaimer: I still don't own Dragonball Z, I hate you all, well, no, not really, you people review my stories, then I like you. Except when you review badly, then I don't hate you of course, because then I'd be a hypocrite, and that isn't very nice...
Oh yeah, I own Mz. Icy, and the idea that there is a nursery down in H.E.L.L.
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"There we go, uh-huh!" Lord Enma's underling said as he opened the prison door.
"Good, now remember don't-" Lord Enma started to remind the empty cage. "Hey, where'd they go?!"
"They's a went blazin' outta that there cage when as soons as I's a opened it. ZOOM! Ya know?" the demon gestered with a swish of his hand. "Can I's a get'cha anything Lord Enma Sir?"
"Why the nerve, I'm the Lord of the Dead, you'd think I'd get a little respect around my own domain, but Nooooo, these people just BLAZE out of of here without so much as a goodbye, and then with all those people stealing my- Nah, I don't need anything, just... keep an eye on those guys... we DON'T need anymore trouble. H.E.L.L's STILL trying to get reorganized from the LAST attack..."
"Them's attack? The one that there fine fella Piakuhan breaked up?" the demon asked as he closed up the cage.
"No! The other one! The one that got Piakuhan KILLED!" King Enma yelled. "You remember, the one with the little green guy, and that girl. Her name, it was uh-"
"Oh yeah! THEM'S attack! Yup! I's 'member THAT alright! That girl's her name waz-uh, Breezy... or sump'thin... uh say, ain't Piakuhan was dead already??" the demon questioned in confusion, he scratched the top of his horned-head.
"Yes, yes he was..."
"I'm hungry, let's get something to eat," Burter yelled, as he flew.
"NO! I WANT MY LITTLE CELL JRS!" Cell screamed as he flew at full speed, the rest struggling to keep up.
"Hey! We just got out of that stupid cage too! We DON'T have to get your stupid kids right away!" Jeice yelled.
Suddenly Cell stopped in his tracks, Frieza and the Ginyu Force barely stopping from running into him.
Cell slowly turned his head towards Jeice, eyes slitted in menace. "So my babies are... stupid?"
Jeice gulped fearfully and started to back away. "No, heh heh, your-your kids aren't stupid, no! Of course not! Heh, who, would be... dumb enough to say, heh, s-something as stupid as-as that?" Jeice grinned widely as he tried to look very, very small.
Cell smiled evily as he turned back to his course, "Goooood," he said shiftily. He took a deep breath and smiled. "Ah, yes, my little Cell Jrs... soon your days of terror will be over, for I, Cell, your beloved father will soon be with you." Cell's usually very harsh face softened at the thought of his adorable children and he sighed lovingly. "Onward then!"
"Wait, wait a moment now!" Guldo yelled angrily, who had FINALLY caught up with the rest of the group. Being the weakest, he had been left behind in the dust.
"What?!" Cell hissed as he stooped over and twisted back to give Guldo a VERY evil eye.
"Um, that is..." Guldo suddenly gulped, as he looked for a way out.
"What Guldo means to say, is that we don't even KNOW where the nursery is! We're just wandering aimlessly around H.E.L.L without a CLUE as to where we are supposed to go! How are we supposed to find your children like this?!" Frieza told Cell, yawning slightly.
Cell blinked and tapped is chin. "That's a good point, I suppose we should stop and ask," Cell said thoughtfully.
Jeice scoffed, "We don't need to stop for directions, we can do just find on our own!"
"Jeice, just shut up. I'm hungry," Burter said in annoyance, hungrily holding his stomach. "Let's
just let Cell get his kids, and then I'm off to find a taco stand. Okay?!"
"Jeez, fine! No need to get huffy about it..." Jeice muttered as he backed off. "Asking for directions is just so degrading though... all those locals, getting all, UPPITY about everything..." Jeice mumbled angrily.
"Alright then," Cell said as he shrugged as he suddenly shot straight downwards from his position some 4 thousand feet off the ground, give or take.
"And as soon as we get his children, we can try taking over H.E.L.L again! Heeheehahahahahaheheheeeeh......!" Frieza giggled insanely, before following.
Guldo watched Frieza fly downwards and looked up at the rest of the remaining Ginyu force with a look of slight confusion. "Say, is it just me, or has anybody else noticed that our personalities are really screwed up?"
Burter and Jeice looked at each other before shrugging. "Maybe, just a little," Burter said, scratching his head.
"A little, possibly meaning almost totally unrecognizable," Jeice shrugged nonchalantly.
"I think it has to do with the fumes," Burter said as he pointed upwards towards some point in the sky.
"Yeah, the fumes," Jeice agreed as both he and Burter shot downwards, following Cell and Frieza.
Guldo watched them both for a moment before shrugging. "I suppose that makes sense."
"So, what are we going to do?" Nappa asked as he shifted weight from one foot to the next.
"Shut up Nappa. Just shut up. And didn't I tell you to stop following me?!" Raditz yelled at him, as he sat, indian-style, on a large flat rock near a blood-red, yet still quite pretty stream.
Nappa shrugged, "Yeah."
"So why don't you just stop following me!!" Raditz yelled angrily as he threw a large rock into the stream, soaking Nappa with the splash.
Nappa looked at his dripping saiya-jin uniform and shrugged again. "It's armor, water doesn't affect it."
"I don't care! Just get away from me!" Raditz yelled angrily.
"Jeez you are so CRANKY!" Nappa said in a slightly hurt voice as he crossed his arms across his chest.
"What do you EXPECT?! This is H.E.L.L!!! I'm DEAD! I'm not exactly going to jump for joy you know!" Raditz yelled again.
"Well, you don't have to take it all out on me..." Nappa grumbled.
"Of COURSE I do! I wouldn't even BE here if you and Vegeta would have just wished me back like you were SUPPOSED to!" Raditz screamed furiously, his face going red with anger.
"I told you! It wasn't My IDEA! It was Vegeta's!" Nappa defended for the six billionth time.
"AND YOU WENT ALONG WITH IT!!" Raditz screamed even louder, his face now a very defined beet red.
"What can you expect!? Vegeta's really STRONG!"
"... go away..." Raditz growled.
"I SAID I was sor-"
"Just go AWAY!" Raditz yelled.
"Say, can either of you tell me where the nursery is?"
"Hm?" Raditz and Nappa looked up just in time to see Cell and the rest drop down from the sky.
Nappa's eyes widened as he recognized Frieza inside the group. "Hey Raditz! Look! It's Master Frieza!" Nappa said excitedly as he shook Raditz's shoulder.
"What do YOU want?" Raditz sneered angrily.
Frieza shrugged as Cell pushed him aside. "I'm assuming you two know each other, but I really don't care. Do you know where the nursery is?" Cell asked earnestly.
"What, so you can put Frieza in there?" Raditz cracked recklessly.
Frieza's face turned a dark shade of blue. "You'll PAY for that!!" he yelled as he powered up for an attack.
"Frieza! Um, uh, MASTER Frieza. We, really, REALLY can't afford this right now!" Jeice said bravely as he stood, directly to the side of Frieza. "The word, Probation, mean anything to you?"
"Yes, yeees, Probation..." Frieza hissed as he powered down. "You get off easily THIS time..." Frieza turned away and crossed his arms, grumbling.
"NOW can you tell me where the nursery is?! I gotta pick up my Kids!!" Cell said anxiously. "They're counting on me!"
"Oh, the nursery? Go about 4 miles down Evel street, take a left on Murder's road, and then look for the red sign, you can't miss it," Nappa told Cell, pointing west.
"Not unless you're as STUPID as Nappa is..." Raditz grumbled angrily.
"As the Crow flies?" Cell inquired.
"Go west, THEN look for the red sign," Nappa said as he pointed west again.
"We'll be able to SEE it?" Guldo asked suspiciously.
"It's a big sign," Nappa said as he shrugged.
"Bye!" Cell snapped as he shot up into the air.
"Hey! HEY! Cell! Wait for US!" the others yelled as they quickly followed.
Nappa watched for a moment as the group disappeared into the sky, before turning back to Raditz. "You know, that wasn't really very smart..."
"What? What wasn't smart?" Raditz asked with malice.
"Well, you know... saying Frieza belonged in a nusery. He's pretty strong you know..."
"So?" Raditz challenged.
"Well, he could have blasted you to bits..." Nappa said as he shrugged.
"So? He can't kill me. I'm already DEAD!" Raditz screamed furiously.
"He could have blasted off your arms and legs, that wouldn't have killed you." Nappa reminded him, pointing his index finger up in a knowing matter.
"So what? They would have grown back..."
"That's IT! I can't TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!" screamed a pretty young demon with large purple hair, as she stormed out of the building with the extremely large red sign. "I am OUT OF HERE!!"
"Oh come on! PLEASE! Stay! At least another week until I find a replacement! Come on!" yelled what looked like an ice-jin, as she followed the demon, begging.
"NO! I can NOT stand those little-little MONSTERS for another second! They are driving me INSANE!!" the demon screeched as she pushed the ice-jin out of her way.
The red-haired ice-jin unhappily watched as the demon jumped in her car and rammed down on the gas, determined to get as far as she could, away from the despicable mini-Hell, known as... the nursery.
The ice-jin made a non-definable noise before growling and yelling out at the demon. "Okay, YOU'RE NOT GETTING PAID FOR THIS!!!"
She then sighed and went back inside. "You just had to, DIDN'T YOU?! That's the second one this WEEK! How in the farthest edges of SPACE and TIME, am I SUPPOSED to WORK, if I don't have a CREW??!!!" she then preceded to scream at the children.
One of the kids shrugged, "You could always clone yourself Mz. Icy, it's been done."
"Hey, we're DEAD kid, how the heck am I supposed to CLONE myself, if all the little cells in my body are DEAD? Besides, you know cloning is illegal in H.E.L.L." Mz. Icy sighed.
"NOW you got a problem," the kid laughed as he started practicing ki shots against an already partially destroyed wall.
Mz. Icy sighed again, "I hate you all..."
Another very short part. The next part will also be short, if not shorter. I don't know, I haven't written it yet. It will probably... I can almost certainly promise that it WILL be funny, maybe, just a little bit........ uh, um, uuuuhhh... CELL RULES!