A/N: This is the first disclaimer that my good, bestest, buddy, Fearless
leader wrote....so now you get funny disclaimer and a Chapter...Lucky
You!!!!
The entire cast of BtVS looked around in confusion at the place they had suddenly found themselves. the only other person they could see besides themselves was a figure at the base of a large stone structure.
"what-" Buffy started to question.
"Sshhh!" said the figure, gazing with wonder at the sculpture before her.
"okay, I'm gonna take a wild stab in the dark here and say someone here isn't playing with a full deck..." quipped Xander
spike: "gotta agree with you on that one Harris."
he looked around at the others in shock and horror, "oh god, did i really just say that?"
Xander smirked, "that's right bleached-"
"SILENCE!" shouted the figure.
"think she's always this bitchy?" dawn asked Anya.
"she definitely has control issues, I've seen it before." Anya stated wisely.
"Hey!" the figure looked indignant.
"just let it go fearless leader, just let it go..." said a voice from behind them.
"i don't have to take this." the figure scampered back to the statues.
willow, who had been silent up til this point, spoke up, "okay, where are we, who are u, and who the hack is that? " she asked, pointing to the figure.
dawn: "yeah, and why is she such a-"
"dawn!" Buffy admonished.
"okay, ok, one question at a time. we are inside of fearless leader's mind. fearless leader being her (nods toward figure) I am the author!" (strikes dramatic pose, waiting for a reaction)
*crickets chirp, tumbleweed rolls by...*
"fine then. and she's not always like this, but u have interrupted the daily worshipping of the Kelley and Shelly shrine."
Xander: "and i say again with the 'huh'?"
Anya: "but Xander, u never said-"
"Anya, honey, it was an expression."
Tara looked lost, "i-i'm a little confused."
"ok, for the last time. YOU," she said, pointing at all of them, " are in my story. this is the disclaimer. fearless leader writes the disclaimer. we are in her world now."
willow: "disclaimer?"
"yes, the disclaimer saying we own nothing, joss owns all. and before u ask who joss is, just forget it. it's not important, and u wouldn't believe me anyway."
Buffy: "so what are we supposed to do? just stay stuck here?"
"u stay here in fearless leader's mind while i put your characters into strange and humiliating situations in my story, until the story is finished and we send u back."
fearless leader: "or," eyeing spike, " some of u can stay."
author shakes her head sadly, " I've told u before, u can't keep them."
"but-"
"i know, i know." author looks regretful.
fearless leader: "ok, lets get on with it then. joss owns all (scowl) i am but a poor disclaimer writer and - oh! we would like to thank the many fanfic writers that inspire us!
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Now continue on to the next chapter! Make yourself happy..Give Spike a hug!
The entire cast of BtVS looked around in confusion at the place they had suddenly found themselves. the only other person they could see besides themselves was a figure at the base of a large stone structure.
"what-" Buffy started to question.
"Sshhh!" said the figure, gazing with wonder at the sculpture before her.
"okay, I'm gonna take a wild stab in the dark here and say someone here isn't playing with a full deck..." quipped Xander
spike: "gotta agree with you on that one Harris."
he looked around at the others in shock and horror, "oh god, did i really just say that?"
Xander smirked, "that's right bleached-"
"SILENCE!" shouted the figure.
"think she's always this bitchy?" dawn asked Anya.
"she definitely has control issues, I've seen it before." Anya stated wisely.
"Hey!" the figure looked indignant.
"just let it go fearless leader, just let it go..." said a voice from behind them.
"i don't have to take this." the figure scampered back to the statues.
willow, who had been silent up til this point, spoke up, "okay, where are we, who are u, and who the hack is that? " she asked, pointing to the figure.
dawn: "yeah, and why is she such a-"
"dawn!" Buffy admonished.
"okay, ok, one question at a time. we are inside of fearless leader's mind. fearless leader being her (nods toward figure) I am the author!" (strikes dramatic pose, waiting for a reaction)
*crickets chirp, tumbleweed rolls by...*
"fine then. and she's not always like this, but u have interrupted the daily worshipping of the Kelley and Shelly shrine."
Xander: "and i say again with the 'huh'?"
Anya: "but Xander, u never said-"
"Anya, honey, it was an expression."
Tara looked lost, "i-i'm a little confused."
"ok, for the last time. YOU," she said, pointing at all of them, " are in my story. this is the disclaimer. fearless leader writes the disclaimer. we are in her world now."
willow: "disclaimer?"
"yes, the disclaimer saying we own nothing, joss owns all. and before u ask who joss is, just forget it. it's not important, and u wouldn't believe me anyway."
Buffy: "so what are we supposed to do? just stay stuck here?"
"u stay here in fearless leader's mind while i put your characters into strange and humiliating situations in my story, until the story is finished and we send u back."
fearless leader: "or," eyeing spike, " some of u can stay."
author shakes her head sadly, " I've told u before, u can't keep them."
"but-"
"i know, i know." author looks regretful.
fearless leader: "ok, lets get on with it then. joss owns all (scowl) i am but a poor disclaimer writer and - oh! we would like to thank the many fanfic writers that inspire us!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Now continue on to the next chapter! Make yourself happy..Give Spike a hug!