Blitzball Sitta
Rating: PG for mild language
Disclaimer: I don't own FFX or Flagpole Sitta
Ok, not my best work, but once again I wrote it pretty quickly. This was written in response to a review of one of my earlier parodies.
Anyways, it's about Tidus, if you can't tell.

I was living in Zanarkand
Now I look myself in the mirror
To try and understand clearer
What exactly's happened to me

I thought I knew that I exist
But I was told I'm just R.E.M.
I can't believe it I can't
But all I have are those memories

If they're false then I'm not real at all.

I'm not live but I'm not dead
I'm just a dream
In some fayth's head

I looked around Spira and found
That only suffering is occuring
But when I joined Yuna's journey
There were surprises in store for me

I found myself in love with her
But then I found my dreams had been shattered
They didn't think that it mattered
That if Yuna won then she'd die
They didn't say, God damn them

I'm not live but I'm not dead
I'm just a dream
In some fayth's head
I'm not live but I'm not dead
I'm just a dream
In some fayth's head

I don't want her to die but even if I try
She's got a will so strong I don't think that she'll budge at all
So I'll aid her if I can I'll go to Zanarkand
But then she'll die
Then she'll die

We fought hard and we killed Yevon
Now the fayth can rest eternally
Yuna just told me she loved me
But I'm already fading away, what a day

I can feel my dissapating
I tell Yuna that I have to go now
But still I can't understand how
I never could quite hold onto the one I loved most

I'm not real and now I'm dead
And I'm so sad
I'm with my dad
I'm not live and I'm not real
I got a real raw deal
But my feelings were real