DISCLAIMER: I forgot to make one of these for the first chapter, sorry.
I don't own the Buffy characters, Joss Whedon does, I don't own Jay and
Silent Bob, Kevin Smith does.
That being said:
The vampires advanced towards Jay and Bob. The two life-long friends backed up slowly, then toppled over backwards after tripping on a headstone. Jay landed first, and Silent Bob fell on top of him, landing with his ass on Jay's face. "Get offa me, you gay bitch!" Jay screamed from underneath Bob. "Wow," one of the vamps said, "Your friend is more concerned about not looking gay than he is his own life." Silent Bob nodded in agreement as he lifted himself off of Jay. One of the vamps reached out and grabbed Jay by the neck, and drew him close, preparing to bite his throat. As the vampire's teeth neared Jay's neck, the demon turned to dust, sending Jay back to the ground. "WHA-OAH! What the fuck?" Jay shouted as he landed. He noticed an attractive blonde girl standing above him. She was holding a wooden stake. The girl kicked another vampire in the side of the head, and the other two rushed her.
From the shadows, a tall, pale man in a black leather trench coat leapt out and tackled one of the 3 vamps who were grappling with the extraordinarily strong girl. Another man, an older guy, ran forward, brandishing a double-edged sword. Jay and Silent Bob watched as the three who had come to their rescue took on the three remaining inhuman fiends. The one in the trench coat exchanged blows with a short, fat vamp. The girl dealt out a few powerful kicks to the monster she was battling, before plunging the stake into its chest, turning it to dust. The old guy dusted his by decapitating it with his sword. The girl then ran over and staked the remaining vamp. Jay and Bob then ran over to congratulate their heroes. "That was so fuckin' awesome!" Jay exclaimed, "That was like, kung-fu style! I woulda come and help out, but this Tubby Bitch was so pissed scared, I didn't wanna leave him." Jay said as he gestured towards Silent Bob.
"I'm sure." The girl said as she brushed some dust from her pantleg. "Are you guys OK?" she inquired. "Us?" Jay replied, "We're fine. Youse guys wanna buy some weed?"
Second chapter finished! To be continued, yo.
The vampires advanced towards Jay and Bob. The two life-long friends backed up slowly, then toppled over backwards after tripping on a headstone. Jay landed first, and Silent Bob fell on top of him, landing with his ass on Jay's face. "Get offa me, you gay bitch!" Jay screamed from underneath Bob. "Wow," one of the vamps said, "Your friend is more concerned about not looking gay than he is his own life." Silent Bob nodded in agreement as he lifted himself off of Jay. One of the vamps reached out and grabbed Jay by the neck, and drew him close, preparing to bite his throat. As the vampire's teeth neared Jay's neck, the demon turned to dust, sending Jay back to the ground. "WHA-OAH! What the fuck?" Jay shouted as he landed. He noticed an attractive blonde girl standing above him. She was holding a wooden stake. The girl kicked another vampire in the side of the head, and the other two rushed her.
From the shadows, a tall, pale man in a black leather trench coat leapt out and tackled one of the 3 vamps who were grappling with the extraordinarily strong girl. Another man, an older guy, ran forward, brandishing a double-edged sword. Jay and Silent Bob watched as the three who had come to their rescue took on the three remaining inhuman fiends. The one in the trench coat exchanged blows with a short, fat vamp. The girl dealt out a few powerful kicks to the monster she was battling, before plunging the stake into its chest, turning it to dust. The old guy dusted his by decapitating it with his sword. The girl then ran over and staked the remaining vamp. Jay and Bob then ran over to congratulate their heroes. "That was so fuckin' awesome!" Jay exclaimed, "That was like, kung-fu style! I woulda come and help out, but this Tubby Bitch was so pissed scared, I didn't wanna leave him." Jay said as he gestured towards Silent Bob.
"I'm sure." The girl said as she brushed some dust from her pantleg. "Are you guys OK?" she inquired. "Us?" Jay replied, "We're fine. Youse guys wanna buy some weed?"
Second chapter finished! To be continued, yo.