"Any word from Panda and Maxwell yet?" Oxnard asked.
"They're almost done with the Master Plan. That hunk of metal they're building is almost completed," Boss said.
"Great. I can hardly wait for those two to put in the finishing touches. That way, we can finally stop being on patrol for that last human Stan and Sandy, our scouts, metioned," Pashmina said.
"Oh, come on, you guys! He's just one man with only one eye! How hard can he be in kicking the crap out of him?" Howdy said.
"Come on, you guys. We gotta keep out eyes open and be on the lookout. No telling when he'll show up," Dexter said. The ham-hams separated and continued to patrol the dim halls. The halls were quiet. Almost too quiet. The only things the ham-hams could hear were their paws scuttering on the floor and the drips coming out of a few pipes.
Suddenly, Stan and Sandy quickly ran down towards the Junk Room, heading towards Boss' way.
"BOSS!! HE'S COMING! AND HE'S REEEAAAALLLLY ON THE WARPATH!" Stan shouted. Sandy saw a huge gush of fire coming from behind them. She quickly tackled her big brother and them both hit the ground, escaping the raging inferno by an inch. Loud footsteps echoed throughout the halls, alerting the seven ham-hams to regroup from their patrolling.
"Hey, Stan. Are you all right?" Sandy asked.
"Not for long..." a sinister voice responded. Out of the shadows was the one-eyed man, Spike Spiegel. Despite losing his eye in an accident, Spike's senses are as keen as ever, and his only focus is on the demise of the Ham-Ham Clubhouse. With a sinister smile, Spike rested his flamethrower on his shoulder.
"Aaaaawwwwwww! You ham-hams are soooooo cute, soooooooooooooo adorable! Now..." Spike aimed his flamethrower right at the ham-hams.
"You're gonna be sooooooooooooooooooooo dead...." The ham-hams screamed and scattered.
"HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! WE'RE THE HAM-HAM CLUBHOUSE, THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE IN THE UNIVERSE! We're not gonna let one puny human stop us from our destiny!" Boss said. The ham-hams heard Boss' words and stopped panicking.
"Hey, da Boss is right! He's just a human! Let's get 'im!" Stan said. Howdy and Dexter stepped up to the plate and faced the funky cowboy.
"Let Howdy and I go first! There's no way he'll get to the Junk Room! We'll tear that human apart in no-time!" Dexter stated. Howdy took a step towards Spike and looked him straight into the eyes.
"Okay, you ugly-ass human who wears a bush on his head! When I scream right into your ears, your head's gonna explode and it'll be all over!" Howdy said.
"Well.... go ahead, ham-ham. Let that voice box of yours do its worst," Spike said, smiling. Howdy opened his mouth really wide and let in as much air as he could, ready to scream out his sonic blast like never before. When he was about to scream, Spike stuffed a huge cork into Howdy's mouth. All Howdy could do was mumble. Howdy squirmed to get the cork out of his mouth, but Spike rammed his fist into Howdy's head and flattened him like a pancake.
"HOWDY!!" Dexter screamed. Dexter felt his eyes flare red like never before.
"You BASTARD! Nobody gets to pulverize Howdy but ME!" Dexter said.
"Ooooohhhh, I see you're mad. Show me what ya got, ya four-eyed freak," Spike said.
"Grrrrr.... you wanna see power? I'LL SHOW YA POWER!" Dexter screamed. The ham-hams ran down the hall away from Dexter and Spike, remembering how powerful Dexter's optic blast was against Edward. Dexter removed his glasses and fired his optic blast in full force. The enormous, red beam headed for Spike at frightening speed, ready to turn him into bones.
With a smile, Spike took out a huge mirror and faced it right in front of Dexter. The optic blast bounced right back and fried the four-eyed hamster into barbeque.
"Now for the rest..."
---------------
"Oh, man! What are we gonna do?! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!?" Oxnard asked.
"We have to keep Spike away from the Junk Room at all costs! Man, that guy is really a formidable warrior," Boss said.
"Let Sandy and I handle him! We discovered our new power earlier, and there's no way we'll give in that easily. You, Oxnard and Pashmina are gonna be the last line of defense! GO! HURRY!" Stan said.
"Good luck to you twins," Boss said. Boss, Oxnard and Pashmina ran for the Junk Room, praying that Sandy and Stan will stop him. Spike emerged out of the shadows and faced the twins.
"Hmph. So what are you two gonna do?" Spike asked.
"My brother and I are gonna bring you down, ya damn cowboy! PREPARE TO DIE!!" Sandy said. Stan and Sand punched their right fists together.
"WONDER TWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE!!" the twins screamed.
"FORM OF... A SABERTOOTH!!" Sandy screamed. Stars popped right out of Sandy and transformed her into a raging sabertooth with fangs as long as a crowbar.
"SHAPE OF... A SET OF SABERTOOTH TEETH MADE OUT OF TITANIUM, ADAMANTIUM, METALLO ALLOY!!" Stan screamed. Stan transformed into the most horrifying set of artificial set of teeth. Sandy opened her mouth real wide and popped her brother right into her mouth.
"Awright! A perfect fit!" Sandy said.
"Hey, sis... you need to seriously brush your teeth more. Your breath stinks," Stan said. Sandy the sabertooth slowly stomped her way towards Spike, ready to sink Stan the teeth into human flesh.
Something caught Sandy's eyes. In Spike's hand was a huge, red dynamite that was beautifully lit. Spike whistled to Sandy.
"Who's a good girl, huh? Wanna play fetch? Come on, girl! Come on!" Spike said. Sandy stood onto her hind legs and begged for the 'stick'.
"DON'T DO IT, SANDY! DON'T DO IT!" Stand screamed. Spike made a 180 and threw the high-class dynamite down the hall. Unable to resist, Sandy ran after it. When Sandy picked up the TNT by the mouth, the TNT exploded and knocked the twins out cold. Stan and Sandy returned to normal form, burnt to a crisp.
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Oxnard, Pashmina and Boss stood right at the door, keeping their eyes as sharp as daggers.
"I got a bad feeling about this. Something tells me that Stand and Sandy failed. What if... what if-"
"QUIT THINKING THAT WAY, PASHMINA! The twins finished him off! I'm sure they did!" Boss said.
"Oh, I wouldn't really say that." The last three fighting ham-hams stood up and felt their blood chill for the first time. Spike, with that devil-may-care attitude, walked carefreely towards the last line of defense.
"You must be wondering how the hell I defeated your buddies back there. Thanks to Edward's hacking and MPU's improvements on it, I got the 411 on all of ya! Your origins, your previous lives..."
Spike wore a mean grin.
"... your powers... your weaknesses..."
"I'M NOT GONNA STAND FOR THIS! THE GLOVES ARE OFF!" Pashmina yelled. Pashmina closed her eyes and covered her head with her hands.
"I'm a telepath, and I'm gonna wipe your mind clean! YOU'RE GONNA BE NOTHING MORE THAN A VEGETABLE!" Pashmina said. Pashmina screamed a felt a psychic wave blast right out of her mind. Spike somersaulted out of Pashmina's range. Feeling the strain from her power, Pashmina collapsed to her paws and took a breather. Pashmina heard someone mumbling nonsense nearby. When she turned her head, she saw Oxnard wobbling around.
"Oxnard, are you all right?" Pashmina asked.
"Blablablugullybullowallawallabingbangkaplump," Oxnard said. Boss couldn't believe it.
"PASHMINA!! YOU AFFECTED OXNARD, NOT THAT HUMAN! YOU TURNED OXNARD FROM A SUPER HAM-HAM INTO A SUPER-RETARD!!" Boss said.
"Oh, man. I'm sor-" Pashmina was cut off by Spike's flamethrower, consuming both Pashmina and Oxnard. The two ham-hams fell to the flames, leaving Boss all alone. Boss trembled before Spike's very presence.
"... no. I won't let you in there!" Boss said.
"What's so damn special inside that room?" Spike asked.
"AIN'T NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, HUMAN! YOU LEAVE ME NO OTHER CHOICE!" Boss ran to the downed Oxnard and Pashmina and placed his paws on their bodies. Boss felt their powers surge right through his paws and into his body. The surge was a bit shocking to Boss, but he was able to handle it. Storing their powers into their body, Boss aimed his paws right at the cowboy.
"PAYBACK TIME, HUMAN!" Boss blasted right at the cowboy, letting out a menacing golden blast with psionic ripple circling all around it. The cowboy rolled out of harm's way, leaving behind him a huge hole in the ceiling. Seeing Boss off-guard, Spike twisted and rammed his flamethrower into Boss' noggin, nearly knocking him out cold.
"I told you I know everything about you ham-hams, even the ones who just discovered their powers," Spike said. Spike torched the last defender.
"That's for my crew..." Spike said.
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"YES! OUR NEW INVENTION IS COMPLETED!" Panda said.
"Yes, but there's one problem," Maxwell said.
"Oh? And what's that?"
"We need a significant source of power, and we can't find any in this room! That source of power has to come from-"
Maxwell's words were cut off from a major explosion that ripped the door wide open. Spike emerged from the smoke and entered the Junk Room.
"Hello, ham-hams. Hmmm... what do we got here? I must admit, that's a real piece of work. I bet that'll be worth a helluva lot of woolongs," Spike said.
"YOU CAN'T GO NEAR THAT THING! IT'S NOT FOR YOU!" Panda said.
Spike ignored Panda's words and torched the big-brained ham-hams. Panda and Maxwell fell to the wrath of Spike and dropped to the floor.
"Hmph. And I thought the Ham-Ham Clubhouse was suppose to be tough. Man, was I-" Spike heard someone crying out in the hall. Spike stepped out of the Junk Room, seeing a red-coated ham-ham cradling Oxnard by the head.
"Oxnard.... how could he have done this to all of you? H... How..." Hamtaro set his teary eyes on Spike.
"You... You're suppose to be the descent of the Harunas, a family whose hearts are more pure than gold. I thought you could be as sweet and caring as Laura was, but...."
Hamtaro's tears were then replaced by blood.
"... I was wrong. You're nothing like Laura at all!" Hamtaro's aura glowed a menacing red as he growled at the cowboy. As Hamtaro's aura grew stronger, Spike felt fear bite deep into his heart and backed away from the enraged ham-ham.
Little did Spike know that the menacing hunk of metal inside the Junk Room responded to Hamtaro's rage, having its eyes glow deep red...
Hamtaro raised his paw high into the air.
"GUNDAM HAMINATOR.... AAAAAAAAWAKENNNNN!!" Hamtaro snapped his fingers. The Gundam Haminator, Panda's and Maxwell's invention, came to life and awakened to Hamtaro's words. The gigantic gundam ripped its way out of the Junk Room and crawled to its new master, looking like a gigantic knight with fangs of iron. When the chest-plate of the Gundam opened, Hamtaro leaped into the air and hopped right in. As soon as the chest closed, Hamtaro wore his skin-tight fighting suit with a cute paw as his insignia. Now the Gundam is under Hamtaro's complete control, being Hamtaro's new disposable body. The Haminator set its red eyes on Spike and drew out his light-saber. The robotic menace was unable to stand upright, but it did have enough room to swing his saber to slice Spike into pieces.
"/OOOOOOOOOMMMMPPPAAAAAAAAAAAA....//" Hamtaro's voice echoed out electronically. Feeling as pale as a ghost, the helpless Spike dropped his flamethrower. Spike did the first thing that popped into his mind.
He screamed for dear life.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
Spike took a breather and drank a nice bottle of water. He then let out a sigh of relief.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Seeing his victim in sight, the Gundam Haminator started to crawl towards the cowboy, leaving no hope at all for victory.
"/It's time to layeth the SMACKDOWN on ya! As a great warrior once said: HERE COMES THE PAIN!!!/"
... to be continued.
"They're almost done with the Master Plan. That hunk of metal they're building is almost completed," Boss said.
"Great. I can hardly wait for those two to put in the finishing touches. That way, we can finally stop being on patrol for that last human Stan and Sandy, our scouts, metioned," Pashmina said.
"Oh, come on, you guys! He's just one man with only one eye! How hard can he be in kicking the crap out of him?" Howdy said.
"Come on, you guys. We gotta keep out eyes open and be on the lookout. No telling when he'll show up," Dexter said. The ham-hams separated and continued to patrol the dim halls. The halls were quiet. Almost too quiet. The only things the ham-hams could hear were their paws scuttering on the floor and the drips coming out of a few pipes.
Suddenly, Stan and Sandy quickly ran down towards the Junk Room, heading towards Boss' way.
"BOSS!! HE'S COMING! AND HE'S REEEAAAALLLLY ON THE WARPATH!" Stan shouted. Sandy saw a huge gush of fire coming from behind them. She quickly tackled her big brother and them both hit the ground, escaping the raging inferno by an inch. Loud footsteps echoed throughout the halls, alerting the seven ham-hams to regroup from their patrolling.
"Hey, Stan. Are you all right?" Sandy asked.
"Not for long..." a sinister voice responded. Out of the shadows was the one-eyed man, Spike Spiegel. Despite losing his eye in an accident, Spike's senses are as keen as ever, and his only focus is on the demise of the Ham-Ham Clubhouse. With a sinister smile, Spike rested his flamethrower on his shoulder.
"Aaaaawwwwwww! You ham-hams are soooooo cute, soooooooooooooo adorable! Now..." Spike aimed his flamethrower right at the ham-hams.
"You're gonna be sooooooooooooooooooooo dead...." The ham-hams screamed and scattered.
"HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! WE'RE THE HAM-HAM CLUBHOUSE, THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE IN THE UNIVERSE! We're not gonna let one puny human stop us from our destiny!" Boss said. The ham-hams heard Boss' words and stopped panicking.
"Hey, da Boss is right! He's just a human! Let's get 'im!" Stan said. Howdy and Dexter stepped up to the plate and faced the funky cowboy.
"Let Howdy and I go first! There's no way he'll get to the Junk Room! We'll tear that human apart in no-time!" Dexter stated. Howdy took a step towards Spike and looked him straight into the eyes.
"Okay, you ugly-ass human who wears a bush on his head! When I scream right into your ears, your head's gonna explode and it'll be all over!" Howdy said.
"Well.... go ahead, ham-ham. Let that voice box of yours do its worst," Spike said, smiling. Howdy opened his mouth really wide and let in as much air as he could, ready to scream out his sonic blast like never before. When he was about to scream, Spike stuffed a huge cork into Howdy's mouth. All Howdy could do was mumble. Howdy squirmed to get the cork out of his mouth, but Spike rammed his fist into Howdy's head and flattened him like a pancake.
"HOWDY!!" Dexter screamed. Dexter felt his eyes flare red like never before.
"You BASTARD! Nobody gets to pulverize Howdy but ME!" Dexter said.
"Ooooohhhh, I see you're mad. Show me what ya got, ya four-eyed freak," Spike said.
"Grrrrr.... you wanna see power? I'LL SHOW YA POWER!" Dexter screamed. The ham-hams ran down the hall away from Dexter and Spike, remembering how powerful Dexter's optic blast was against Edward. Dexter removed his glasses and fired his optic blast in full force. The enormous, red beam headed for Spike at frightening speed, ready to turn him into bones.
With a smile, Spike took out a huge mirror and faced it right in front of Dexter. The optic blast bounced right back and fried the four-eyed hamster into barbeque.
"Now for the rest..."
---------------
"Oh, man! What are we gonna do?! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!?" Oxnard asked.
"We have to keep Spike away from the Junk Room at all costs! Man, that guy is really a formidable warrior," Boss said.
"Let Sandy and I handle him! We discovered our new power earlier, and there's no way we'll give in that easily. You, Oxnard and Pashmina are gonna be the last line of defense! GO! HURRY!" Stan said.
"Good luck to you twins," Boss said. Boss, Oxnard and Pashmina ran for the Junk Room, praying that Sandy and Stan will stop him. Spike emerged out of the shadows and faced the twins.
"Hmph. So what are you two gonna do?" Spike asked.
"My brother and I are gonna bring you down, ya damn cowboy! PREPARE TO DIE!!" Sandy said. Stan and Sand punched their right fists together.
"WONDER TWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE!!" the twins screamed.
"FORM OF... A SABERTOOTH!!" Sandy screamed. Stars popped right out of Sandy and transformed her into a raging sabertooth with fangs as long as a crowbar.
"SHAPE OF... A SET OF SABERTOOTH TEETH MADE OUT OF TITANIUM, ADAMANTIUM, METALLO ALLOY!!" Stan screamed. Stan transformed into the most horrifying set of artificial set of teeth. Sandy opened her mouth real wide and popped her brother right into her mouth.
"Awright! A perfect fit!" Sandy said.
"Hey, sis... you need to seriously brush your teeth more. Your breath stinks," Stan said. Sandy the sabertooth slowly stomped her way towards Spike, ready to sink Stan the teeth into human flesh.
Something caught Sandy's eyes. In Spike's hand was a huge, red dynamite that was beautifully lit. Spike whistled to Sandy.
"Who's a good girl, huh? Wanna play fetch? Come on, girl! Come on!" Spike said. Sandy stood onto her hind legs and begged for the 'stick'.
"DON'T DO IT, SANDY! DON'T DO IT!" Stand screamed. Spike made a 180 and threw the high-class dynamite down the hall. Unable to resist, Sandy ran after it. When Sandy picked up the TNT by the mouth, the TNT exploded and knocked the twins out cold. Stan and Sandy returned to normal form, burnt to a crisp.
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Oxnard, Pashmina and Boss stood right at the door, keeping their eyes as sharp as daggers.
"I got a bad feeling about this. Something tells me that Stand and Sandy failed. What if... what if-"
"QUIT THINKING THAT WAY, PASHMINA! The twins finished him off! I'm sure they did!" Boss said.
"Oh, I wouldn't really say that." The last three fighting ham-hams stood up and felt their blood chill for the first time. Spike, with that devil-may-care attitude, walked carefreely towards the last line of defense.
"You must be wondering how the hell I defeated your buddies back there. Thanks to Edward's hacking and MPU's improvements on it, I got the 411 on all of ya! Your origins, your previous lives..."
Spike wore a mean grin.
"... your powers... your weaknesses..."
"I'M NOT GONNA STAND FOR THIS! THE GLOVES ARE OFF!" Pashmina yelled. Pashmina closed her eyes and covered her head with her hands.
"I'm a telepath, and I'm gonna wipe your mind clean! YOU'RE GONNA BE NOTHING MORE THAN A VEGETABLE!" Pashmina said. Pashmina screamed a felt a psychic wave blast right out of her mind. Spike somersaulted out of Pashmina's range. Feeling the strain from her power, Pashmina collapsed to her paws and took a breather. Pashmina heard someone mumbling nonsense nearby. When she turned her head, she saw Oxnard wobbling around.
"Oxnard, are you all right?" Pashmina asked.
"Blablablugullybullowallawallabingbangkaplump," Oxnard said. Boss couldn't believe it.
"PASHMINA!! YOU AFFECTED OXNARD, NOT THAT HUMAN! YOU TURNED OXNARD FROM A SUPER HAM-HAM INTO A SUPER-RETARD!!" Boss said.
"Oh, man. I'm sor-" Pashmina was cut off by Spike's flamethrower, consuming both Pashmina and Oxnard. The two ham-hams fell to the flames, leaving Boss all alone. Boss trembled before Spike's very presence.
"... no. I won't let you in there!" Boss said.
"What's so damn special inside that room?" Spike asked.
"AIN'T NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, HUMAN! YOU LEAVE ME NO OTHER CHOICE!" Boss ran to the downed Oxnard and Pashmina and placed his paws on their bodies. Boss felt their powers surge right through his paws and into his body. The surge was a bit shocking to Boss, but he was able to handle it. Storing their powers into their body, Boss aimed his paws right at the cowboy.
"PAYBACK TIME, HUMAN!" Boss blasted right at the cowboy, letting out a menacing golden blast with psionic ripple circling all around it. The cowboy rolled out of harm's way, leaving behind him a huge hole in the ceiling. Seeing Boss off-guard, Spike twisted and rammed his flamethrower into Boss' noggin, nearly knocking him out cold.
"I told you I know everything about you ham-hams, even the ones who just discovered their powers," Spike said. Spike torched the last defender.
"That's for my crew..." Spike said.
----------
"YES! OUR NEW INVENTION IS COMPLETED!" Panda said.
"Yes, but there's one problem," Maxwell said.
"Oh? And what's that?"
"We need a significant source of power, and we can't find any in this room! That source of power has to come from-"
Maxwell's words were cut off from a major explosion that ripped the door wide open. Spike emerged from the smoke and entered the Junk Room.
"Hello, ham-hams. Hmmm... what do we got here? I must admit, that's a real piece of work. I bet that'll be worth a helluva lot of woolongs," Spike said.
"YOU CAN'T GO NEAR THAT THING! IT'S NOT FOR YOU!" Panda said.
Spike ignored Panda's words and torched the big-brained ham-hams. Panda and Maxwell fell to the wrath of Spike and dropped to the floor.
"Hmph. And I thought the Ham-Ham Clubhouse was suppose to be tough. Man, was I-" Spike heard someone crying out in the hall. Spike stepped out of the Junk Room, seeing a red-coated ham-ham cradling Oxnard by the head.
"Oxnard.... how could he have done this to all of you? H... How..." Hamtaro set his teary eyes on Spike.
"You... You're suppose to be the descent of the Harunas, a family whose hearts are more pure than gold. I thought you could be as sweet and caring as Laura was, but...."
Hamtaro's tears were then replaced by blood.
"... I was wrong. You're nothing like Laura at all!" Hamtaro's aura glowed a menacing red as he growled at the cowboy. As Hamtaro's aura grew stronger, Spike felt fear bite deep into his heart and backed away from the enraged ham-ham.
Little did Spike know that the menacing hunk of metal inside the Junk Room responded to Hamtaro's rage, having its eyes glow deep red...
Hamtaro raised his paw high into the air.
"GUNDAM HAMINATOR.... AAAAAAAAWAKENNNNN!!" Hamtaro snapped his fingers. The Gundam Haminator, Panda's and Maxwell's invention, came to life and awakened to Hamtaro's words. The gigantic gundam ripped its way out of the Junk Room and crawled to its new master, looking like a gigantic knight with fangs of iron. When the chest-plate of the Gundam opened, Hamtaro leaped into the air and hopped right in. As soon as the chest closed, Hamtaro wore his skin-tight fighting suit with a cute paw as his insignia. Now the Gundam is under Hamtaro's complete control, being Hamtaro's new disposable body. The Haminator set its red eyes on Spike and drew out his light-saber. The robotic menace was unable to stand upright, but it did have enough room to swing his saber to slice Spike into pieces.
"/OOOOOOOOOMMMMPPPAAAAAAAAAAAA....//" Hamtaro's voice echoed out electronically. Feeling as pale as a ghost, the helpless Spike dropped his flamethrower. Spike did the first thing that popped into his mind.
He screamed for dear life.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
Spike took a breather and drank a nice bottle of water. He then let out a sigh of relief.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Seeing his victim in sight, the Gundam Haminator started to crawl towards the cowboy, leaving no hope at all for victory.
"/It's time to layeth the SMACKDOWN on ya! As a great warrior once said: HERE COMES THE PAIN!!!/"
... to be continued.