The Swordfish II and the Gundam Haminator battled throughout the stars,
looking like two cosmic beings fighting for parts of the galaxy. Hamtaro's
Haminator blasted his cannon at the Swordfish, aiming right for the
cockpit. With lightning-quick reflexes, Spike pulled the stick with all
his might. The Swordfish II climbed high, evading the blast and letting an
asteroid take the hit. The asteroid exploded on impact, reduced to nothing
but rubble. Spike felt the force of Hamtaro's power and felt his Swordfish
II get thrown from such firepower. Grinding his teeth, Spike regained
control, turned his red fighter ship rightwards and fired away with his
rapid-fire machine guns mounted on his wings. Hamtaro barrel-rolled out of
Spike's barrage and fired back with Vulcan guns mounted on the Haminator's
head. With a yelp, Spike switched onto his side-rockets and blasted right
out of Hamtaro's attack.
"Son of a BITCH! It's his first time he's out here in space, yet he's fighting as though he's been in aerial combat for over 50 years! HOW CAN THIS BE POSSIBLE?" Spike asked himself. In a flash, the Haminator quickly flew up-close to the Swordfish. The eyes of rage seared right into Spike's eyes from within the Haminator.
"Eyes on me, HUMAN!" Hamtaro wielded a 10-ton warhammer and swung his hammer in an upward motion into the Swordfish's nose. Spike let out a scream from the incredible blow and felt his Swordfish spin out of control. Shaking off the attack, Spike turned on his rear boosters and halted the spinning. With Hamtaro in his sight, Spike pulled the trigger and fired a ferocious blue ray out of the nose cannon. The ray shot right on target, hitting the Haminator square into the chest, an inch away from the heart. Hamtaro screamed horribly from the blast, knelt down and clutched his chest, feeling blood pouring out of his mouth.
"I'm. I'm not that easy to defeat! For all my friends, I won't rest until I spill human blood. ESPECIALLY YOURS!!!"
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On the Bebop, Bijou, Cappy and Penelope watch the brutal battle in outer space. From their point of view, it was like watching two shining stars colliding into one another and lighting space with balls of fire.
"This has got to stop! All this violence isn't to help anyone!" Bijou said.
"I know. I tried to talk sense into Hamtaro, but the rage within is too great! There's just no getting through to him," Cappy said. Cappy winced a bit in pain from Hamtaro's assault. Penelope came up from behind and rubbed the pain in his shoulders.
The weight of the battle fell heavily on Bijou's shoulders. A human who's on his way to finding a heart. A hamster who's on the verge of losing his soul. Feeling her hope slipping away, Bijou got down on her knees, closed her eyes and pressed her paws together.
"I pray that this conflict between humans and ham-hams ends now. Violence only begets more violence, and even up to now they still fight. I pray that this human has the heart to stop fighting and show mercy. I pray. that my dear Hamtaro will lay his sword down. I. I lost so many people in my life. Please don't let me lose my ham-ham friends. Please don't . let me lose the one I love the most."
All of a sudden, a shining light flashed right before the little ham-hams. Boss, Stan, Sandy, and eventually all the ham-hams who lost to Spike slowly opened their eyes and saw where the light was coming from. None of them were prepared to see whom the light was surrounding.
"It's. it's him." Boss said, awed by the newcomer's aura.
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The Swordfish II flew on hot pursuit on the Haminator throughout the Asteroid Belt. Spike felt his heart pump as he continued to fire his chain guns on the Haminator. The Haminator flew around the asteroids, hoping that it could lose Spike. However, Spike showed no sign of letting up.
"DIE!!!" Spike squeezed the trigger. A mighty blue beam blasted right out of the Bebop and connected with the Haminator's rocket-boosters. Hamtaro screamed from the horrible blast, feeling his own back incinerated like his gundam. The Haminator spun out of control and crashed into an asteroid. After the Haminator felt its head get smashed by the enormous rock, the Haminator dangled helplessly into space.
Spike breathed heavily and gently let go of the trigger.
". is it over? Please let it be over," Spike said to himself. In a split second, the Haminator kicked itself away from the asteroid behind it and landed on top of the Swordfish II. The Haminator, bleeding out battery acid, wrapped its powerful arms around the cockpit of the Swordfish II and tighten its squeeze. Spike watched helplessly as the controls are letting out harsh sparks.
". you're good, human. Real good. Since I can't blow up one world at a time." Hamtaro pressed a few buttons on the main controls. Three red digits popped right in front of Hamtaro's eyes.
//Gargantuan Detonation in 5 minutes//
The numbers began to decrease.
". I will wipe out this entire universe with one blow!!" Hamtaro screamed.
"ARE YA NUTS?!? You're going to destroy all life?! You kill yourself, then all you're gonna do is kill your own friends!" Spike yelled.
". they'll thank me for it. At least they won't have to live in agony under human persecution anymore." Hamtaro responded.
Spike pressed all the buttons he could, hoping he could find some way to get him off the Swordfish II and kill the damn hamster!
//Three minutes to total annihilation//
Hamtaro watched the countdown, waiting for the digit "0" to come up.
Spike came up with one final option.
"GAME OVER, YA WACKO HAMSTER!" Spike screamed. Spike kicked the engines with all his might. The rear thrusters ingnited like never before out of the Swordfish II. The red fighter jet blasted right through the Asteroid Belt and dodged the rocks with amazing agility. Spike saw the biggest Asteroid he's ever seen, putting a smile on his face.
//One minute to total annihilation//
Spike climbed when he flew underneath the asteroid. As he continued to climb, Spike squeezed Hamtaro's Haminator between the Swordfish II and the asteroid! Hamtaro screamed as his back was feeling the same excruciating pain the Haminator did, feeling the gundam's back getting torn apart from the rock.
Reluctantly, the Haminator finally released the Swordfish II. The red jet weakly turned 180 degrees and faced the Haminator. Spike checked on the status of his ship. What he found out wiped the smile off his face.
"I'm running out of air. And the windows are starting to crack. Boy, my day sure can't get any better," Spike said. Once more, Spike gets to stare Death in the eyes. However, he knew deep inside that this time Death may get the last laugh. In the Haminator, Hamtaro could barely open his left eye, and his forehead was caked with blood, no thanks to the damage the Haminator suffered.
"Gargantuan bomb neutralized. life support failing. Oh well. at least I won't have to exist in this dark world anymore." Hamtaro whispered to himself.
A bright light flashed in-between the Swordfish II and the Haminator. In the center of that light was a hamster sleeping peacefully. Sleeping under a warm blanket.
The bright light grew at tremendous speed, absorbing both the Swordfish and the Haminator. In a flash, the Swordfish and the Haminator disappeared.
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"Spike! Spike, speak to me!"
Spike slowly opened his eyes. Soon, he realized that he was lying on the couch in the main lounge of the Bebop. Spike quickly got up on his couch and wildly looked around.
"WHAT?? HOW DID I? WHERE?" Spike asked.
"Spike, calm down. It's okay," Faye said.
Spike couldn't believe whom he just heard. Sitting next to Spike was Faye Valentine, alive and well.
"FAYE!" Spike exclaimed. Feeling joy all over, Spike gave Faye a big hug.
"Oh, am I glad to see you!" Spike said. Then he saw Jet, Edward and Ein huddling around him.
"YOU'RE ALL RIGHT! That means that it's all a dream!" Spike said. Spike hugged Jet, Edward, Ein and Faye again.
"Spike, this isn't a-"
"Dude, I had the strangest dream! More alike a nightmare! I dreamt that every one of you ended up like a total mess, no thanks to HAMSTERS! Jet was the most messed up of all-"
"Uh, Spike. you weren't dre-"
"Just a sec, Jet. Then I kicked all the hamsters' ass, one by one! We had a climactic battle out in space and-"
"Spike." Spike turned his attention to Faye. What she was pointing at were 13 hamsters, all huddling on one couch.
The sight of the Ham-Ham Clubhouse made his world freeze before his very eyes.
"Now, calm down Spike. Sit back and relax so we could-"
"WHERE'S MY FLAMETHROWER, JET?! I'M GONNA BURN THOSE HAMSTERS AND WATCH THE BUGGERS DIE!!!" Spike screamed.
"You will do no such thing."
The Bebop posse and the Ham-Ham Clubhouse saw who was speaking. In-between the two groups was a hamster surrounded by a bright light and snuggling comfortably under a blanket.
"It's. It's Snoozer." Hamtaro whispered.
"Quite right you are, Hamtaro. As you all can see, I have found two very important elements in my life: the Great Spirit and total Enlightenment. While I slept in the capsules like you ham-hams did, I was searching for the truth, the truth that made life the way it was meant to be.
"However, none of you were able to find the truth. Instead, all my fellow ham-hams and the humans gave in to rage and violence and were therefore blinded by the truth."
". wow. Your wisdom is beyond belief!" Maxwell said.
"And it can be yours too, if you want to give in to the Great Spirit and Enlightenment. There's just one rule that will help you leave this dark path and finally live in peace."
"What is it? PLEASE tell us!" everyone exclaimed.
"Treat your neighbors as you would want to be treated. I healed you all so every one of you can have a new beginning together. Snooze, Snooooooooze.."
After speaking his final thought, Snoozer vanished into thin air.
". it was Snoozer that saved that human and I in space. He suffered the same way we all did, yet he still has room for joy. Man, how I envy him." Hamtaro said to himself.
Edward felt a smile widen on her face.
"HEY, EVERYBODY! LET'S BURY THE HATCHET AND GO TO CHUCKY CHEESE'S! RIGHT ON GANDYMEDE!"
"AWRIGHT!!!" everyone exclaimed.
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On Gandymede, the Bebop gang and the Ham-Ham Clubhouse were having more fun than anyone else who lived five lifetimes at the greatest entertainment center: Chucky Cheese's! Sandy and Stan were playing "Tekken 99" controlling Marshall Law together while Cappy, Penelope, Howdy, Dexter and Pashmina were playing miniature golf. Jet and Ein were playing their favorite game machine: Bash Da Hamster! Whenever a mechanical hamster popped its head out, Jet and Ein try to be quick enough to smash them with their enormous mallets.
However, Oxnard, Boss, Maxwell and Panda decided to take the fake hamsters' places.
"Hey, baldie! I'm right over here!" Oxnard yelled. Jet smashed his mallet with great might, but Oxnard hid in his hole.
"Over here, SLOWPOKE!" Maxwell screamed. Jet swung his mallet down again, and again he missed. Boss popped out of his hole.
"Come on, Jet. You can do-" Ein held his mallet with his teeth and bashed Boss' skull right through the machine. Boss slowly came out of "Bash Da Hamster", his head looking like it got ran over by a dump truck.
". nice one, Ein." Boss said before collapsing.
Meanwhile, Spike and Faye's wait for the pizza finally ended. The waitress in a cute red dress brought them a king-size pizza with pepperoni and sausage.
"Here you go, you two. Enjoy!" the waitress said. Spike licked his watering lips and put his napkin around his neck. Faye smiled and brought a slice to Spike's mouth.
"I knew it would be your favorite, Spike. This whole pizza is just for you." Faye said.
"AWRIGHT! Thanks, Faye!" Spike responded. When Spike was about to take a bite, another waitress wearing a very skimpy red dress came to their table and handed them another pizza with bell peppers and beef toppings.
"Uh, miss, we didn't order this pi- oh. my. gosh." Spike realized who the waitress really was, and through his eye she looked so fine in a dress. Spike was lost of words. With eyes glittering, Edward sat really close to Spike, letting their hips touch.
". well, what do you think, Spike? What do you find more appealing? My pizza I ordered for you? Or what I'm wearing." Edward said, giving Spike a wink. Spike slowly turn his eye away from Edward and felt some heat rush to his face.
Faye felt her teeth grind. The purple-haired beauty pulled Edward by the ear and forced her out of her seat, becoming a wall between Spike and Edward.
"Edward what do you think you're doing?"
"I'm giving Spike all the goods you can't provide, old lady."
"OLD LADY?! Look, KID! Why don't you go play some video games or your laptop or something?"
"You know what, Faye? Spike needs a REAL woman! Not an ugly toothless GRANDMA like you!"
".. Oh, you're in for a lot of pain, little girl."
"Bring it on, GRANDMA! You can take those implants, stick it up sideways and SHOVE IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY A-" Faye let out a war-cry and tackled Edward to the ground. Faye got on top of Edward and tried to rip Edward's dress off. Edward switched positions with Faye and stretched Faye's mouth wider than her head.
Enjoying the scene, Spike took a bite out of a slice of bell peppers and beef and a slice of pepperoni and sausage on his plate. He then took an even bigger bite out of Edward's pizza.
A red beam blasted throughout the entertainment center, coming from the miniature gold course. Then a sonic blast erupted from the golf course as well. Dexter and Howdy stared at each other with raging intent. Howdy got his gums ready while Dexter set his Visor to overkill.
"YOU MADE ME MISS THE HOLE, YA BLOCKHEAD!" Howdy screamed.
"No need for excuses concerning your incompetence, Howdy. It was your own fault," Dexter responded.
"Admit it! You made me miss so Pashmina would go for you instead of me! I'll blast ya to the next MILLENIUM!" Howdy shouted.
"I'M GONNA LAYETH THE SMACKDOWN ON YA, YA FREAK WITH A BROOM!"
"WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER, WHEN HAMSTERMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!!!!!"
The red beams and the sonic blasts continued to lay havoc to half of Chucky Cheese's, having everyone except the Bebop gang and the Clubhouse run for their lives. Many of the Ham-Hams tried to break up the fight between Howdy and Dexter while Jet tried to separate Faye and Edward. Hamtaro hopped onto Spike's table and slowly shook his head.
"Oh, boy. Snoozer never said that we're gonna learn to love one another in a flash," Hamtaro said.
"No kiddin'. Where's your girlfriend?" Spike asked.
"She's swimming in the toilet in the Ladies' Room. She hasn't taken a bath in 70 years, so taking a dip in the bowl would have her smellin' like roses. I hope whoever sits there will take a look before using it," Hamtaro said.
"Hey, Spike?"
"Yeah, Hamtaro?
"I'm. I'm sorry about what I did to you back on your ship. I'm even more sorry about trying to obliterate the universe."
"Aw, it's okay. You're forgiven, little fella."
"Gee, thanks! Uh. Don't we think you should stop them from fighting?" Hamtaro asked, wincing at the sight of Edward sinking her teeth into Faye's butt. Hamtaro sets his eyes on the other battle, seeing Howdy perform Brock Lesnar's "F-5" on Dexter.
". naw. I'm enjoyin' this moment, Hamtaro. Good thing I brought my Kodak camera."
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In the Bebop, Spike sat at his desk and wrote in a cute, red journal with a drawn hamster on his cover. The one-eyed cowboy smiled to himself as he continued to write and let Hamtaro sit on his desk and eat a sunflower seed.
(. and right before I was about to obliterate the mechanized monster, through strange circumstances, we became friends. Most of the Ham-Hams decided to leave the Bebop and become a group of their own. I think they called themselves the X-Hams, since they're not technically normal hamsters anymore. Fortunately, four little hamsters decided to stay with us: Hamtaro, Bijou, Cappy and Penelope. What's also more fortunate is that the huge hunk of metal I had to tangle with is still intact. Jet's so dying to make that thing work again, feeling that he could give major upgrades. Who knows? Maybe my little friend can be a big help to me instead of a big burden.) Spike said to himself, writing everything he thought up.
(I'll always be your friend, Spike, even if I don't have my Haminator anymore. And no matter how far in space the X-Hams are, we'll always be friends. I'm so glad everything worked out.) Hamtaro said to himself.
Smiling, Spike gently picked Hamtaro up and brought his little nose to his.
"I may not be like your previous owner, but I'll do my best in taking care of you. As a matter of fact, we can watch each other's backs whenever one of us gets into trouble. Today sure was a great day. I got a feeling that tomorrow will be even better! Right, Hamtaro?"
"Heh-keh?" Hamtaro said.
Spike and all his friends learned a very important lesson: rage never makes you stronger. All rage can do is blind you from you from the truth, the truth being that love is the ultimate strength.
The End.
A/N. Hi, guys. Sorry I took so long in writing the conclusion to this story. This is the only story where I didn't take anything seriously and just let loose. Unfortunately, this is my final fic for fanfiction.net. I learned the hard way that I overstayed my welcome in this site. It's time for me to move on to greater challenges, writing original works of my own. I want to thank all who have read and reviewed my fanfics. That helped inspire me to create my own original stories. Through all who have reviewed my fics, I learned that I didn't write my fanfics in vain.
Again, thank you all.
-Bleeding Wings-
"Son of a BITCH! It's his first time he's out here in space, yet he's fighting as though he's been in aerial combat for over 50 years! HOW CAN THIS BE POSSIBLE?" Spike asked himself. In a flash, the Haminator quickly flew up-close to the Swordfish. The eyes of rage seared right into Spike's eyes from within the Haminator.
"Eyes on me, HUMAN!" Hamtaro wielded a 10-ton warhammer and swung his hammer in an upward motion into the Swordfish's nose. Spike let out a scream from the incredible blow and felt his Swordfish spin out of control. Shaking off the attack, Spike turned on his rear boosters and halted the spinning. With Hamtaro in his sight, Spike pulled the trigger and fired a ferocious blue ray out of the nose cannon. The ray shot right on target, hitting the Haminator square into the chest, an inch away from the heart. Hamtaro screamed horribly from the blast, knelt down and clutched his chest, feeling blood pouring out of his mouth.
"I'm. I'm not that easy to defeat! For all my friends, I won't rest until I spill human blood. ESPECIALLY YOURS!!!"
-------------------
On the Bebop, Bijou, Cappy and Penelope watch the brutal battle in outer space. From their point of view, it was like watching two shining stars colliding into one another and lighting space with balls of fire.
"This has got to stop! All this violence isn't to help anyone!" Bijou said.
"I know. I tried to talk sense into Hamtaro, but the rage within is too great! There's just no getting through to him," Cappy said. Cappy winced a bit in pain from Hamtaro's assault. Penelope came up from behind and rubbed the pain in his shoulders.
The weight of the battle fell heavily on Bijou's shoulders. A human who's on his way to finding a heart. A hamster who's on the verge of losing his soul. Feeling her hope slipping away, Bijou got down on her knees, closed her eyes and pressed her paws together.
"I pray that this conflict between humans and ham-hams ends now. Violence only begets more violence, and even up to now they still fight. I pray that this human has the heart to stop fighting and show mercy. I pray. that my dear Hamtaro will lay his sword down. I. I lost so many people in my life. Please don't let me lose my ham-ham friends. Please don't . let me lose the one I love the most."
All of a sudden, a shining light flashed right before the little ham-hams. Boss, Stan, Sandy, and eventually all the ham-hams who lost to Spike slowly opened their eyes and saw where the light was coming from. None of them were prepared to see whom the light was surrounding.
"It's. it's him." Boss said, awed by the newcomer's aura.
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The Swordfish II flew on hot pursuit on the Haminator throughout the Asteroid Belt. Spike felt his heart pump as he continued to fire his chain guns on the Haminator. The Haminator flew around the asteroids, hoping that it could lose Spike. However, Spike showed no sign of letting up.
"DIE!!!" Spike squeezed the trigger. A mighty blue beam blasted right out of the Bebop and connected with the Haminator's rocket-boosters. Hamtaro screamed from the horrible blast, feeling his own back incinerated like his gundam. The Haminator spun out of control and crashed into an asteroid. After the Haminator felt its head get smashed by the enormous rock, the Haminator dangled helplessly into space.
Spike breathed heavily and gently let go of the trigger.
". is it over? Please let it be over," Spike said to himself. In a split second, the Haminator kicked itself away from the asteroid behind it and landed on top of the Swordfish II. The Haminator, bleeding out battery acid, wrapped its powerful arms around the cockpit of the Swordfish II and tighten its squeeze. Spike watched helplessly as the controls are letting out harsh sparks.
". you're good, human. Real good. Since I can't blow up one world at a time." Hamtaro pressed a few buttons on the main controls. Three red digits popped right in front of Hamtaro's eyes.
//Gargantuan Detonation in 5 minutes//
The numbers began to decrease.
". I will wipe out this entire universe with one blow!!" Hamtaro screamed.
"ARE YA NUTS?!? You're going to destroy all life?! You kill yourself, then all you're gonna do is kill your own friends!" Spike yelled.
". they'll thank me for it. At least they won't have to live in agony under human persecution anymore." Hamtaro responded.
Spike pressed all the buttons he could, hoping he could find some way to get him off the Swordfish II and kill the damn hamster!
//Three minutes to total annihilation//
Hamtaro watched the countdown, waiting for the digit "0" to come up.
Spike came up with one final option.
"GAME OVER, YA WACKO HAMSTER!" Spike screamed. Spike kicked the engines with all his might. The rear thrusters ingnited like never before out of the Swordfish II. The red fighter jet blasted right through the Asteroid Belt and dodged the rocks with amazing agility. Spike saw the biggest Asteroid he's ever seen, putting a smile on his face.
//One minute to total annihilation//
Spike climbed when he flew underneath the asteroid. As he continued to climb, Spike squeezed Hamtaro's Haminator between the Swordfish II and the asteroid! Hamtaro screamed as his back was feeling the same excruciating pain the Haminator did, feeling the gundam's back getting torn apart from the rock.
Reluctantly, the Haminator finally released the Swordfish II. The red jet weakly turned 180 degrees and faced the Haminator. Spike checked on the status of his ship. What he found out wiped the smile off his face.
"I'm running out of air. And the windows are starting to crack. Boy, my day sure can't get any better," Spike said. Once more, Spike gets to stare Death in the eyes. However, he knew deep inside that this time Death may get the last laugh. In the Haminator, Hamtaro could barely open his left eye, and his forehead was caked with blood, no thanks to the damage the Haminator suffered.
"Gargantuan bomb neutralized. life support failing. Oh well. at least I won't have to exist in this dark world anymore." Hamtaro whispered to himself.
A bright light flashed in-between the Swordfish II and the Haminator. In the center of that light was a hamster sleeping peacefully. Sleeping under a warm blanket.
The bright light grew at tremendous speed, absorbing both the Swordfish and the Haminator. In a flash, the Swordfish and the Haminator disappeared.
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"Spike! Spike, speak to me!"
Spike slowly opened his eyes. Soon, he realized that he was lying on the couch in the main lounge of the Bebop. Spike quickly got up on his couch and wildly looked around.
"WHAT?? HOW DID I? WHERE?" Spike asked.
"Spike, calm down. It's okay," Faye said.
Spike couldn't believe whom he just heard. Sitting next to Spike was Faye Valentine, alive and well.
"FAYE!" Spike exclaimed. Feeling joy all over, Spike gave Faye a big hug.
"Oh, am I glad to see you!" Spike said. Then he saw Jet, Edward and Ein huddling around him.
"YOU'RE ALL RIGHT! That means that it's all a dream!" Spike said. Spike hugged Jet, Edward, Ein and Faye again.
"Spike, this isn't a-"
"Dude, I had the strangest dream! More alike a nightmare! I dreamt that every one of you ended up like a total mess, no thanks to HAMSTERS! Jet was the most messed up of all-"
"Uh, Spike. you weren't dre-"
"Just a sec, Jet. Then I kicked all the hamsters' ass, one by one! We had a climactic battle out in space and-"
"Spike." Spike turned his attention to Faye. What she was pointing at were 13 hamsters, all huddling on one couch.
The sight of the Ham-Ham Clubhouse made his world freeze before his very eyes.
"Now, calm down Spike. Sit back and relax so we could-"
"WHERE'S MY FLAMETHROWER, JET?! I'M GONNA BURN THOSE HAMSTERS AND WATCH THE BUGGERS DIE!!!" Spike screamed.
"You will do no such thing."
The Bebop posse and the Ham-Ham Clubhouse saw who was speaking. In-between the two groups was a hamster surrounded by a bright light and snuggling comfortably under a blanket.
"It's. It's Snoozer." Hamtaro whispered.
"Quite right you are, Hamtaro. As you all can see, I have found two very important elements in my life: the Great Spirit and total Enlightenment. While I slept in the capsules like you ham-hams did, I was searching for the truth, the truth that made life the way it was meant to be.
"However, none of you were able to find the truth. Instead, all my fellow ham-hams and the humans gave in to rage and violence and were therefore blinded by the truth."
". wow. Your wisdom is beyond belief!" Maxwell said.
"And it can be yours too, if you want to give in to the Great Spirit and Enlightenment. There's just one rule that will help you leave this dark path and finally live in peace."
"What is it? PLEASE tell us!" everyone exclaimed.
"Treat your neighbors as you would want to be treated. I healed you all so every one of you can have a new beginning together. Snooze, Snooooooooze.."
After speaking his final thought, Snoozer vanished into thin air.
". it was Snoozer that saved that human and I in space. He suffered the same way we all did, yet he still has room for joy. Man, how I envy him." Hamtaro said to himself.
Edward felt a smile widen on her face.
"HEY, EVERYBODY! LET'S BURY THE HATCHET AND GO TO CHUCKY CHEESE'S! RIGHT ON GANDYMEDE!"
"AWRIGHT!!!" everyone exclaimed.
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On Gandymede, the Bebop gang and the Ham-Ham Clubhouse were having more fun than anyone else who lived five lifetimes at the greatest entertainment center: Chucky Cheese's! Sandy and Stan were playing "Tekken 99" controlling Marshall Law together while Cappy, Penelope, Howdy, Dexter and Pashmina were playing miniature golf. Jet and Ein were playing their favorite game machine: Bash Da Hamster! Whenever a mechanical hamster popped its head out, Jet and Ein try to be quick enough to smash them with their enormous mallets.
However, Oxnard, Boss, Maxwell and Panda decided to take the fake hamsters' places.
"Hey, baldie! I'm right over here!" Oxnard yelled. Jet smashed his mallet with great might, but Oxnard hid in his hole.
"Over here, SLOWPOKE!" Maxwell screamed. Jet swung his mallet down again, and again he missed. Boss popped out of his hole.
"Come on, Jet. You can do-" Ein held his mallet with his teeth and bashed Boss' skull right through the machine. Boss slowly came out of "Bash Da Hamster", his head looking like it got ran over by a dump truck.
". nice one, Ein." Boss said before collapsing.
Meanwhile, Spike and Faye's wait for the pizza finally ended. The waitress in a cute red dress brought them a king-size pizza with pepperoni and sausage.
"Here you go, you two. Enjoy!" the waitress said. Spike licked his watering lips and put his napkin around his neck. Faye smiled and brought a slice to Spike's mouth.
"I knew it would be your favorite, Spike. This whole pizza is just for you." Faye said.
"AWRIGHT! Thanks, Faye!" Spike responded. When Spike was about to take a bite, another waitress wearing a very skimpy red dress came to their table and handed them another pizza with bell peppers and beef toppings.
"Uh, miss, we didn't order this pi- oh. my. gosh." Spike realized who the waitress really was, and through his eye she looked so fine in a dress. Spike was lost of words. With eyes glittering, Edward sat really close to Spike, letting their hips touch.
". well, what do you think, Spike? What do you find more appealing? My pizza I ordered for you? Or what I'm wearing." Edward said, giving Spike a wink. Spike slowly turn his eye away from Edward and felt some heat rush to his face.
Faye felt her teeth grind. The purple-haired beauty pulled Edward by the ear and forced her out of her seat, becoming a wall between Spike and Edward.
"Edward what do you think you're doing?"
"I'm giving Spike all the goods you can't provide, old lady."
"OLD LADY?! Look, KID! Why don't you go play some video games or your laptop or something?"
"You know what, Faye? Spike needs a REAL woman! Not an ugly toothless GRANDMA like you!"
".. Oh, you're in for a lot of pain, little girl."
"Bring it on, GRANDMA! You can take those implants, stick it up sideways and SHOVE IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY A-" Faye let out a war-cry and tackled Edward to the ground. Faye got on top of Edward and tried to rip Edward's dress off. Edward switched positions with Faye and stretched Faye's mouth wider than her head.
Enjoying the scene, Spike took a bite out of a slice of bell peppers and beef and a slice of pepperoni and sausage on his plate. He then took an even bigger bite out of Edward's pizza.
A red beam blasted throughout the entertainment center, coming from the miniature gold course. Then a sonic blast erupted from the golf course as well. Dexter and Howdy stared at each other with raging intent. Howdy got his gums ready while Dexter set his Visor to overkill.
"YOU MADE ME MISS THE HOLE, YA BLOCKHEAD!" Howdy screamed.
"No need for excuses concerning your incompetence, Howdy. It was your own fault," Dexter responded.
"Admit it! You made me miss so Pashmina would go for you instead of me! I'll blast ya to the next MILLENIUM!" Howdy shouted.
"I'M GONNA LAYETH THE SMACKDOWN ON YA, YA FREAK WITH A BROOM!"
"WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER, WHEN HAMSTERMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!!!!!"
The red beams and the sonic blasts continued to lay havoc to half of Chucky Cheese's, having everyone except the Bebop gang and the Clubhouse run for their lives. Many of the Ham-Hams tried to break up the fight between Howdy and Dexter while Jet tried to separate Faye and Edward. Hamtaro hopped onto Spike's table and slowly shook his head.
"Oh, boy. Snoozer never said that we're gonna learn to love one another in a flash," Hamtaro said.
"No kiddin'. Where's your girlfriend?" Spike asked.
"She's swimming in the toilet in the Ladies' Room. She hasn't taken a bath in 70 years, so taking a dip in the bowl would have her smellin' like roses. I hope whoever sits there will take a look before using it," Hamtaro said.
"Hey, Spike?"
"Yeah, Hamtaro?
"I'm. I'm sorry about what I did to you back on your ship. I'm even more sorry about trying to obliterate the universe."
"Aw, it's okay. You're forgiven, little fella."
"Gee, thanks! Uh. Don't we think you should stop them from fighting?" Hamtaro asked, wincing at the sight of Edward sinking her teeth into Faye's butt. Hamtaro sets his eyes on the other battle, seeing Howdy perform Brock Lesnar's "F-5" on Dexter.
". naw. I'm enjoyin' this moment, Hamtaro. Good thing I brought my Kodak camera."
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In the Bebop, Spike sat at his desk and wrote in a cute, red journal with a drawn hamster on his cover. The one-eyed cowboy smiled to himself as he continued to write and let Hamtaro sit on his desk and eat a sunflower seed.
(. and right before I was about to obliterate the mechanized monster, through strange circumstances, we became friends. Most of the Ham-Hams decided to leave the Bebop and become a group of their own. I think they called themselves the X-Hams, since they're not technically normal hamsters anymore. Fortunately, four little hamsters decided to stay with us: Hamtaro, Bijou, Cappy and Penelope. What's also more fortunate is that the huge hunk of metal I had to tangle with is still intact. Jet's so dying to make that thing work again, feeling that he could give major upgrades. Who knows? Maybe my little friend can be a big help to me instead of a big burden.) Spike said to himself, writing everything he thought up.
(I'll always be your friend, Spike, even if I don't have my Haminator anymore. And no matter how far in space the X-Hams are, we'll always be friends. I'm so glad everything worked out.) Hamtaro said to himself.
Smiling, Spike gently picked Hamtaro up and brought his little nose to his.
"I may not be like your previous owner, but I'll do my best in taking care of you. As a matter of fact, we can watch each other's backs whenever one of us gets into trouble. Today sure was a great day. I got a feeling that tomorrow will be even better! Right, Hamtaro?"
"Heh-keh?" Hamtaro said.
Spike and all his friends learned a very important lesson: rage never makes you stronger. All rage can do is blind you from you from the truth, the truth being that love is the ultimate strength.
The End.
A/N. Hi, guys. Sorry I took so long in writing the conclusion to this story. This is the only story where I didn't take anything seriously and just let loose. Unfortunately, this is my final fic for fanfiction.net. I learned the hard way that I overstayed my welcome in this site. It's time for me to move on to greater challenges, writing original works of my own. I want to thank all who have read and reviewed my fanfics. That helped inspire me to create my own original stories. Through all who have reviewed my fics, I learned that I didn't write my fanfics in vain.
Again, thank you all.
-Bleeding Wings-