Author's Note: Bah! I couldn't think up a good title for this song…enjoy anyway!
The FF7 Theme
By Charles Xavier
"Kids! Final Fantasy 7 is on!"
"YIPEE!" Two children gathered round the TV set and tuned into their favorite show…
We're handsome.
We're cuties.
We're all a bunch of goonies!
And in this cartoony,
We're invading your system!
There's Cloud Strife the hero.
(That loser's just a zero!)
There's Tifa Lockheart, the leading girl.
(Ain't she a hot woman?)
In a world called the Planet,
We fear that Meteor.
That Sephiroth had summoned it,
'Cause he thinks he's superior.
"I'll get rid of AVALANCHE!"
That Rufus always rants!
It's Final Fantasy 7 come and play this game!
There's Aeris, the floweret.
There's Red XIII and Barret.
Cid smokes a lot of cigarettes!
But Cait Sith is a pain!
There's Vincent.
There's Yuffie!
That ninja's very nutty!
The Turks act so daffy!
And Hojo is insane!
In the city of Midgar
The Shinra runs the place.
But AVALANCHE gets to mischief,
And makes the Corps a disgrace!
We're handsome.
We're cuties.
We're all a bunch of goonies!
It's Final Fantasy 7 come and play this game!
'Cause Dragon Quest's really lame!