*Author's note*
This chapter doesn't really make sense but it's full of funny nicknames and
stuff. Plus there's an appearance of Kougaiji's sister, Lirin but it's just
a short scene.
Hearing the voice of the forest demon made Gojyo remembered something.
Gojyo: Doesn't that voice sound so familiar to you?
Kougaji: Huh? What do you mean by familiar?
Rukawa: It means he heard this voice before, idiot!
Kougaji: I knew that and I'm not an idiot!
Sanzo: You guys are too noisy for demons
Rukawa: Well, you're awfully quiet as a ningen!
Kidsune: Huh? He's a human, I thought he was a demon
Hakkai: Why did you think so?
Kidsune: He's face was very scary, just like Rukawa, when he was angry
Goku: I agree, I agree. Sanzo is scary
Sanzo felt annoyed and wanted to fire his gun at all of them.
Gojyo: Look Sanzo, even this little fox thinks you're scary.
Kidsune: Don't call me fox!
Kougaji: But your name is similar to a fox
Kidsune: What?
Goku: Wow, your name is similar to a fox. Kakoii!
Kidsune: You think so? What about your name?
Gojyo: His name means monkey
Kidsune: Saru?
Genrou: Stop chatting! Have you forgotten about the weird voice in the forest?
Gojyo/Goku/Kougaji/Goku: Not at all
Genrou: *sweatdrop*Darn! Voice: Hey, stop ignoring me. Baldie, Monkey, Water Monster, Cook and other weirdos!
Goku: Aah? The voice called me a monkey?
Hakkai: Isn't that..
Sanzo: Not that brat.
Gojyo: Oh, Sanzo's girlfriend is here!
The demons stared at Sanzo, who had veins popping out of his head.
Sanzo: *aims gun at Gojyo* Do you want to die once?
Gojyo: *sweatdrop* I decline your offer.
Suddenly a figure jumps out from a tree. It was Lirin. She came to attack them again.
Lirin: Sanzo-ikkou, let's fight!
Rukawa: *eyes Sanzo* Is this small girl your girlfriend Sanzo-sama?
Sanzo: If you weren't a god-demon, you would've been dead by now
Rukawa: In your dreams!
Lirin: Baldie! Cat girl! Stop ignoring me!
Everyone became silence all of a sudden.
Then they started laughing like hell except for Rukawa, who was blushing with anger and Kid, who has never ever smiled before.
Watari: *laughing* This is the seventh time, somebody thought you were a girl.
Shiratori: *laughing* It's too hilarious!
Gojyo: *laughing* I'm going to laugh to death
Kougaji: *laughing* I'm sure you'll win in a beauty contest for females
Hakkai: *laughing softly* Stop laughing, it's rude.
Genrou: *laughing* You're laughing too
Subaru: *laughing* I didn't know that Rukawa looks like a girl! Goku: *laughing* This is as funny as the last time those guys pretended to be us. The funniest was the fake Gojyo!
Kidsune: *laughing* I've never laugh this much since Kougaji sang that awful song
Sanzo: *laughing very softly* To tell the truth, I thought you were a girl too.
Kid: *sighs*
Rukawa: URUSAI!!!!!
Lirin: Ah? Isn't she a girl!
Sanzo: What do you need brat!? A body check-up? Any idiot could see that!
Gojyo: Sanzo, you said that you thought he was a girl too
Kougaji: That's means you're an idiot!
Sanzo: *aims gun at Kougaji's forehead* Shut up!
Lirin: Alright, get ready for my..
Before Lirin could finish her sentence, an alarm clock from her pocket started to ring. The demons and Sanzo's party just stared at her,
Lirin: Ah! I better go or Yaone will get mad. Bye bye Baldie Sanzo and Cat with a female body!
And off she went.
All: *sweatdrop*
Subaru: Ne sempai who's that girl?
Gojyo: Sempai? You sure have good manners unlike the monkey.
Goku: Dare ka saru, kono ero kappa?
Gojyo: You don't like me to call you monkey? Then how about stupid monkey?
Goku: None of them, you extra horny water monster!
Watari: Aren't kappas, the creatures that eat cucumbers?
Goku: I didn't know that Hakkai: So Gojyo, I guess you'll only be eating cucumbers from now on
Gojyo: *with his mouth wide open* What?
Goku: Cucumber eating water monster
Gojyo: Banana eating stupid monkey!
Sanzo: *fires gun twice*Shut up or I'll kill you
Rukawa: Your companions are as stupid as mine
Genrou/Kougaji: What did you say?
Shiratori: Calm down, you too
Hakkai: We haven't introduced ourselves have we?
Kidsune: No but I know that you're the nice guy, that boy around my age is the banana eating stupid monkey, the redheaded uncle is a cucumber eating water monster and the blond guy is Rukawa's double
Gojyo: Rukawa's double?
Sanzo: Baka kitsune, how dare you call me that callous cat's double!?
Sanzo hits Kidsune on his head with his paper fan. This was a very surprising scene to Hakkai, Gojyo and Goku because Sanzo whacked somebody on the head other than Goku.
Kidsune: *holding his head* Itei, that's much more painful than Rukawa's paper fan.
Rukawa: Nani?
Goku: Really? Then I prefer it if the cat guy hits me on the head.
Rukawa hits Goku on the head with his paper fan too. This was another surprising scene to all the demons.
Goku: *with tears* Ouch! Sanzo, he hit me too hard. It hurts more than ever
Sanzo: What the hell?
Shiratori: What is this?
Gojyo: A head-hitting competition
Kougaji: So boring
Genrou: Is it me or do I feel as if it's going to rain
Subaru: You're right
Kid: It'll rain in 25 minutes
Gojyo: *whispers* Is he always this creepy?
Genrou: Yes
Watari: Well then, let's go!
Hakkai: Are you guys walking?
Kidsune: Yeah, we always do that
Kougaji: We're used to it
Hakkai: Then it's better for all of us to ride together
Gojyo: Hakkai, wouldn't Hakuryu be flattened if 12 people are on him. Besides who knows if Goku might be gaining weight
Goku: Shut up. Gojyo you're the one who weighs the most not me!
Kougaji: I think Kidsune has been eating a lot more these day. He must be fat by now
Kidsune: What? I'm just 51kg!
Sanzo/Rukawa: SHUT UP!!!!!!
Shiratori: I think it's better if all of us walk together
Genrou: It'll take a longer time!
Shiratori: You're afraid that you'll get lost right?
Genrou: Don't start that again!
Shiartori: The demon with no sense of direction, Genrou, give him an applause everybody
Hakkai and Watari start clapping softly.
Kid: Just go already.
*Authors note*
I guess it's the end of this chapter. The next will be a very funny one because they finally made it into an inn and there's only 1 big room with 5 beds. See who'll be sleeping on it. Plus see what type of game do they play to win the bed. Please send in some reviews. San ki you ne.
Hearing the voice of the forest demon made Gojyo remembered something.
Gojyo: Doesn't that voice sound so familiar to you?
Kougaji: Huh? What do you mean by familiar?
Rukawa: It means he heard this voice before, idiot!
Kougaji: I knew that and I'm not an idiot!
Sanzo: You guys are too noisy for demons
Rukawa: Well, you're awfully quiet as a ningen!
Kidsune: Huh? He's a human, I thought he was a demon
Hakkai: Why did you think so?
Kidsune: He's face was very scary, just like Rukawa, when he was angry
Goku: I agree, I agree. Sanzo is scary
Sanzo felt annoyed and wanted to fire his gun at all of them.
Gojyo: Look Sanzo, even this little fox thinks you're scary.
Kidsune: Don't call me fox!
Kougaji: But your name is similar to a fox
Kidsune: What?
Goku: Wow, your name is similar to a fox. Kakoii!
Kidsune: You think so? What about your name?
Gojyo: His name means monkey
Kidsune: Saru?
Genrou: Stop chatting! Have you forgotten about the weird voice in the forest?
Gojyo/Goku/Kougaji/Goku: Not at all
Genrou: *sweatdrop*Darn! Voice: Hey, stop ignoring me. Baldie, Monkey, Water Monster, Cook and other weirdos!
Goku: Aah? The voice called me a monkey?
Hakkai: Isn't that..
Sanzo: Not that brat.
Gojyo: Oh, Sanzo's girlfriend is here!
The demons stared at Sanzo, who had veins popping out of his head.
Sanzo: *aims gun at Gojyo* Do you want to die once?
Gojyo: *sweatdrop* I decline your offer.
Suddenly a figure jumps out from a tree. It was Lirin. She came to attack them again.
Lirin: Sanzo-ikkou, let's fight!
Rukawa: *eyes Sanzo* Is this small girl your girlfriend Sanzo-sama?
Sanzo: If you weren't a god-demon, you would've been dead by now
Rukawa: In your dreams!
Lirin: Baldie! Cat girl! Stop ignoring me!
Everyone became silence all of a sudden.
Then they started laughing like hell except for Rukawa, who was blushing with anger and Kid, who has never ever smiled before.
Watari: *laughing* This is the seventh time, somebody thought you were a girl.
Shiratori: *laughing* It's too hilarious!
Gojyo: *laughing* I'm going to laugh to death
Kougaji: *laughing* I'm sure you'll win in a beauty contest for females
Hakkai: *laughing softly* Stop laughing, it's rude.
Genrou: *laughing* You're laughing too
Subaru: *laughing* I didn't know that Rukawa looks like a girl! Goku: *laughing* This is as funny as the last time those guys pretended to be us. The funniest was the fake Gojyo!
Kidsune: *laughing* I've never laugh this much since Kougaji sang that awful song
Sanzo: *laughing very softly* To tell the truth, I thought you were a girl too.
Kid: *sighs*
Rukawa: URUSAI!!!!!
Lirin: Ah? Isn't she a girl!
Sanzo: What do you need brat!? A body check-up? Any idiot could see that!
Gojyo: Sanzo, you said that you thought he was a girl too
Kougaji: That's means you're an idiot!
Sanzo: *aims gun at Kougaji's forehead* Shut up!
Lirin: Alright, get ready for my..
Before Lirin could finish her sentence, an alarm clock from her pocket started to ring. The demons and Sanzo's party just stared at her,
Lirin: Ah! I better go or Yaone will get mad. Bye bye Baldie Sanzo and Cat with a female body!
And off she went.
All: *sweatdrop*
Subaru: Ne sempai who's that girl?
Gojyo: Sempai? You sure have good manners unlike the monkey.
Goku: Dare ka saru, kono ero kappa?
Gojyo: You don't like me to call you monkey? Then how about stupid monkey?
Goku: None of them, you extra horny water monster!
Watari: Aren't kappas, the creatures that eat cucumbers?
Goku: I didn't know that Hakkai: So Gojyo, I guess you'll only be eating cucumbers from now on
Gojyo: *with his mouth wide open* What?
Goku: Cucumber eating water monster
Gojyo: Banana eating stupid monkey!
Sanzo: *fires gun twice*Shut up or I'll kill you
Rukawa: Your companions are as stupid as mine
Genrou/Kougaji: What did you say?
Shiratori: Calm down, you too
Hakkai: We haven't introduced ourselves have we?
Kidsune: No but I know that you're the nice guy, that boy around my age is the banana eating stupid monkey, the redheaded uncle is a cucumber eating water monster and the blond guy is Rukawa's double
Gojyo: Rukawa's double?
Sanzo: Baka kitsune, how dare you call me that callous cat's double!?
Sanzo hits Kidsune on his head with his paper fan. This was a very surprising scene to Hakkai, Gojyo and Goku because Sanzo whacked somebody on the head other than Goku.
Kidsune: *holding his head* Itei, that's much more painful than Rukawa's paper fan.
Rukawa: Nani?
Goku: Really? Then I prefer it if the cat guy hits me on the head.
Rukawa hits Goku on the head with his paper fan too. This was another surprising scene to all the demons.
Goku: *with tears* Ouch! Sanzo, he hit me too hard. It hurts more than ever
Sanzo: What the hell?
Shiratori: What is this?
Gojyo: A head-hitting competition
Kougaji: So boring
Genrou: Is it me or do I feel as if it's going to rain
Subaru: You're right
Kid: It'll rain in 25 minutes
Gojyo: *whispers* Is he always this creepy?
Genrou: Yes
Watari: Well then, let's go!
Hakkai: Are you guys walking?
Kidsune: Yeah, we always do that
Kougaji: We're used to it
Hakkai: Then it's better for all of us to ride together
Gojyo: Hakkai, wouldn't Hakuryu be flattened if 12 people are on him. Besides who knows if Goku might be gaining weight
Goku: Shut up. Gojyo you're the one who weighs the most not me!
Kougaji: I think Kidsune has been eating a lot more these day. He must be fat by now
Kidsune: What? I'm just 51kg!
Sanzo/Rukawa: SHUT UP!!!!!!
Shiratori: I think it's better if all of us walk together
Genrou: It'll take a longer time!
Shiratori: You're afraid that you'll get lost right?
Genrou: Don't start that again!
Shiartori: The demon with no sense of direction, Genrou, give him an applause everybody
Hakkai and Watari start clapping softly.
Kid: Just go already.
*Authors note*
I guess it's the end of this chapter. The next will be a very funny one because they finally made it into an inn and there's only 1 big room with 5 beds. See who'll be sleeping on it. Plus see what type of game do they play to win the bed. Please send in some reviews. San ki you ne.