1 To steal Your Love pt. 3

Disclaimer: I don't own 'em, and it's probably a good thing too, cause if I did then they'd probably all end up sleeping with Nagi and Omi all the time. I think Omi and Nagi make kawaii sluts! (Pretend I never said that if you disagree.) I don't own Gilligan's Island, Bewitched, or I Dream of Jennie either.

A/N: ok here's where my mothers inspiration really came in. this is for her even though she disapproves of shonen/shojo ai and yaoi/yuri relationships. Thanks anyway ka-san! On to da ficage!



He sighed in the darkness as he was pushed into the wall.

Strong arms held him tightly in place as a hungry mouth trailed down his throat and chest.

Kissing, sucking, nibbling, bit-

BEEP!!! BEEP!!! BEEP!!!

Omi glared at the offending wristwatch with a timer, which had so rudely awakened him. Then he remembered the reasoning for the awaking, he was to go get started on "operation-pet-peeve" today. He grinned in the darkness looking at his watch. 4:30 am, One hour before Aya always got up. Now he had to go wake up Yohji so they could get every thing taken care of before the other two got up.

Omi knocked softly on Yohji's door. "Yohji-kun," He whispered in the darkness. "Are you up yet?" He asked quietly, hopping that he wouldn't wake up Aya, he didn't half to worry about Ken, he just might wake up if Omi brought the school marching band into his room, but even that could be debated.

When Yohji didn't respond Omi figured he must still be asleep, so he opened the door and walked in shutting it quietly behind him. "Yohji-kun" he said slightly louder then before and poked the sleeping playboy in the shoulder, "time to wake up Yohji-kun" Yohji waved him off. 'Great,' Omi thought, 'just what I need.' he continued to poke at the sleeping figure before him coaxing him to awaken. Finally the playboy rolled over glaring at the "chibi" in front of him.

"What do you want?" Yohji grumbled forgetting their plans.

"Yohji-ku~UN" Omi whined, "We half to got make a mess of things for Aya-kun and Ken-kun remember? To break them up so you can have Aya and I can have Ken." Yohji looked thoughtful for a moment recalling their plan.

"Oh yeah…" He yawned, "I forgot."

"Well obviously." Omi replied. "C'mon, we got a lot of work to do and I just wasted the last half hour trying to get your lazy butt outta bed." Omi walked towards the door as Yohji stood up. "I'll take care of Ken-kun's pet- peeves, and you take care of Aya-kun's ok?" Omi asked.

"Hai." was Yohji's only reply before Omi left the room.



BUZT! BUZT! BUZT!

Aya's alarm clock went off, signaling his time to get up. He rolled over and hit the off button before sitting up, stretching, and getting out of bed. He then proceeded to get out of bed and dressed in his usual habitual way. Then following the every day pattern he was so accustomed to he walked down stairs to check the laundry. How ever what he found, in no way, fit into his habits. His clothes were about 3 sizes to small and every thing that was supposed to be white was now pink. To say the least Aya was not pleased.

'Who was it I asked to change the laundry last night.' Aya thought to himself, 'it was Ken.' he remembered.



Yohji was once again peacefully sleeping, dreaming about his soon to be lover when something woke him up. He sat up in his bed and listened to see what it was, the loud noise came again.

THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!

"KEN!" Aya yelled, "open the door!"

"What?" Ken groggily asked upon opening the door. Yohji could hear because his room was next door to Ken's.

"What did you do to my laundry?!" Aya asked. Yohji peaked out his door to se what was going on, Aya was holding up a small pink shirt that had once been white and big enough to fit Aya. He then looked across the hallway to see Omi peaking out a crack in his own door. Omi smiled at Yohji and gave him a thumbs-up.

"Oh my Gosh!" Ken replied to Aya. "I'm so sorry Aya! I didn't mean to!" He finished taking the shirt from Aya's hands.

"How many times do I half to tell you Ken? Check the laundry carefully and don't put it on hot? All my whites are pink and shrunk now!" Aya complained. Yohji looked across the hallway at Omi and raised an eyebrow. Neither of them had ever heard Aya complain like this before.

"I know Aya, I'm so sorry." Ken replied looking apologetic. Aya sighed.

"You should be more careful Ken." He said irritated.

"I know Aya, but you don't gotta act like it was on purpose! I didn't intentionally go out of my way saying: 'oh lets go shrink all of Aya's clothes! Sounds fun!' Now did I?" Ken asked in return.

"I didn't say that you did." Aya replied looking more than irritated and bordering on pissed now.

"Well you implied it!" Ken argued also beginning to sound pissed.

"You know what forget it!" Aya said turning and walking down the hallway.

"Fine! I did say I was sorry though!" Ken yelled after him. "Che, jerk" he commented under his breath as he closed his door. Omi and Yohji both walked out of their rooms then meeting in the center of the hall and giving each other five again before punching fists in the same manner as the night before.

"Go Yohji-kun!" Omi said. "Nice job."

"Why thank you Omitichi," Yohji replied. "Lets just hope the rest of the day goes as well ne?"

"Yeah." Omi said smiling as he returned to his room, "they're as good as ours if this works Yohji-kun." he said closing his door as Yohji returned to his own room. Both grinning in anticipation for what the day held in store.



Latter that morning Ken went into the living room to check the tapes of the soccer games from last night he'd asked Aya to record. He sat down on the couch to watch them, however what he found was not soccer games but in fact reruns of Gilligan's Island, Bewitched, and I Dream of Jennie. Ken hated it when he missed his games, and the only reason he missed his games last night was because Aya promised to record them if he would come "play" with him. Did I mention that Ken hates to miss his games? Well he does. So now it's Ken's turn to be angry.

Mean while Aya has been out on a walk to clear his mind, he decided that he over reacted and Ken was right it was just an accident. So he headed home to apologize for over reacting that morning. However the first words out of Ken mouth when Aya walked in were:

"Aya you moron!" and obviously things hit the ceiling from there. Omi sat in the kitchen snickering as he listened to the argument in the other room. His plan was working; he would soon have Ken all to himself.

*Flash back to that morning before Aya and Ken were awake*

Yohji stood in the laundry room restarting the washer to hot water and adding a couple of red shirts and socks.

Omi stood in front of the VCR switching Ken's soccer tape for the recording he had made the previous night of old re-runs.

* End flash back*

And that wasn't all they had done, no, no, no, no, no. The day would continue in this manner with every little thing being done to absolutely piss off the silent leader and his sporty assassin lover.



Unfortunately for Omi and Yohji, Ken and Aya had gone out to dinner that night and made up. (Probably out too ^_~) And now they were both laying on Kens bed talking.

"So then you didn't leave your stereo on?" Aya asked Ken.

"Nope," Ken answered, "I'm absolutely positive I turned it off. And you didn't put the empty mike carton back in the refrigerator?"

"I didn't drink any milk all day." Aya replied.

"Then who did it?" Ken asked. "Neither Omi or Yohji will touch the stuff."

"I don't know Kenken." Aya replied looking thoughtful. "Ken?" He asked.

"Hm?" was Ken's reply.

"You said something yesterday about you being in a bad mood after returning from soccer practice and ice cream with Yohji. What were you so mad about?" Aya inquired.

"Yohji was just being a pain that's all." Ken replied, "He was asking why I liked you and when I tired to answer he kept on cutting me off telling me all these reasons why Omi was better then you."

"Huh, that's odd." Aya said.

"What's odd?" Ken asked.

"Well, it's just that Omi asked me why I liked you just before you came in, he said that he wanted some one to like him and that he wanted to be 'cool kinda like you' so that some one would like me would like him, I think he was lying." Aya returned.

"What are you thinking now koi?" Ken asked looking interested.

"I'm thinking that Omi and Yohji are trying to break us up." he replied.

"What? Why?" Ken asked.

"Well think about it Ken, all the stuff that's happened today and yesterday, plus I think that Omi likes you." Aya responded.

"Really?" Ken asked. "I always thought that he liked Yohji."

"Why's that?" Aya asked Ken.

"They're just so close, they hang out all the time and Yohji practically rains attention down on him calling him all theses happy little nick names and stuff. Don't ya think?" Ken answered.

"Hmm… you gotta point." Aya said. "You know what Ken? I got an Idea…"



TBC

A/N: sorry it took so long to get out! I've been busy this week! Well what do you think? Oh don't say anything about what you think is gonna happen next please! I really don't want any on to spoil the surprises ahead. (Not that they're probably much of surprises now…or ever were… --') do they seem OOC to you guys? Let me know so I can work on it if they are, especially Aya, he's supposed to be a bit of a softy to Ken but I think I may be over doing it, what do you think? Ok well R&R please! Shin loves you all!

Shin-muse: you like my ideas? You really like them? Work slave work! *Cracks his whip at KoB* they like it write more!

See how happy reviews make shin-chan? I guess I better get to work. Ja ne minna!