*Author's note*

Okay, let me make this clear. Forget what I said in the ending note of chapter 3. I mean about the bed thing. I've decided to make in even funnier this time. Enjoy ^_^

*End of note*

After leaving the forest, both Sanzo's party and the demon boys decided to head to an inn before it rain. As they walk to a town, which wasn't very far from the forest. They introduced themselves to each other, by then, everyone knew each other.

Goku: Finally, we've reached an inn before it started raining.

Suddenly, it started to rain heavily. All of them rushed inside the inn that they saw in the beginning.

Gojyo: *hits Goku's head* Stupid monkey!

Goku: How was I supposed to know that it'd rain before we went inside?

Hakkai: Easy there you two. I'm going to check-in the inn.

Watari: While you're waiting, maybe you should dry yourselves up so you catch a cold

Genrou: Ahh- Chooo!

Shiratori: Too late, lost boy has caught a cold already.

Genrou: Stop calling me that. You stupid 'yaoi' demon!

Shiratori: What's that suppose to mean?

Genrou: It's just an insult for you cause' you look like those type of people!

Shiratori: Temero!

Kidsune: Rukawa, what's 'yaoi'?

Rukawa: Er.go and ask Sanzo, he might know since he thinks he's so smart

Sanzo: *aims gun* What's that suppose to mean?

Goku: Sanzo, I want to know the meaning too

Sanzo: Why should I tell you?

Gojyo: Monkey. Your brain won't be able to memorize the meaning of it at all

Kougaji: Same with you stupid fox!

Goku/Kidsune: You're so mean!!!

Subaru: Hmm.. I think I know the meaning

Goku: What is it? What is it?

Kidsune: Subaru nii-chan, what's the meaning?

Subaru: I think it means..

Watari covers Subaru's mouth

Watari: *sweatdrop* It means ' weird'. Okay Goku. Okay Kidsune

Goku/Kidsune: Oh, it means weird

Subaru: I've always thought it meant.

Watari covers Subaru's mouth again

Watari: *whispers* What you think is correct but I don't want them knowing that meaning. Besides they're still young.

Kid: I don't think it'll stop raining

Gojyo: How would you know?

Kid: How will I not know?

Gojyo backs away from Kid who's looking at the window.

Gojyo: He's creepy

Genrou: I know what you mean. He's very creepy.

Gojyo and Genrou pretend as if Kid was a ghost.

At last, Hakkai comes out with a key and a weird smile on his face.

Sanzo: So Hakkai, did you get some rooms?

Hakkai: Actually.. All: ONE ROOM ONLY!!!!!!!!!

Kougaji: What do you mean there's only one room?

Hakkai: The lady said they only have one big room with one bed

Rukawa: What type of room is big yet has only one bed?

Hakkai: Er.

Shiratori: A couple room, right?

All: A COUPLE ROOM!!!!!!!

Subaru: A couple room? Isn't that for couples?

Genrou: We don't even look like couples, plus, we're all guys!

Goku: I want to sleep on the bed alone!

Kidsune: Me too. We've camp for many days already and I've always slept on the ground!

Gojyo: I rather stay with a woman in that room instead of guys!

Rukawa: So that means you want to stay with Watari?

Kid turn to them and listen to their conversation after hearing Watari's name

Gojyo: Watari is a guy not a girl! Are you blind?

Shiratori: Rukawa has a point. Watari's god-demon is female although he's a male

Sanzo: How did you know about him?

Shiratori: I don't know

Sanzo: Idiot

Gojyo: So, you're a female?

Watari: No, I'm not!

Hakkai: Maybe we should camp again?

Goku: No way Hakkai! I want to rest in a room Kidsune: I'm tired of sleeping on the ground

Lady: Excuse me, I couldn't help listening to your conversation. So I think I've got an idea to solve your problem.

After a few minutes, all of them made it to their room together.

Kougaji: Is this what she mean by 'idea'?

Hakkai: I guess so

Gojyo: What are the differences?

Subaru: She just put futons on they floor and the futons are too close to each other

Rukawa: I'm not sleeping with you idiots

Sanzo: I don't want to wake up and see your stupid faces

Genrou: Like your face isn't stupid?

Goku: Wow, Sanzo. He insulted you.

Kidsune: Sanzo's face looks kinda scary again

Veins starting popping out of Sanzo's head. The others started to back away from Sanzo, who was in flames.

Sanzo: You dare insult me, you impudent demon. Purify ev..

Kid covers Sanzo's mouth and takes the evil sutra of his shoulders. Everyone was amazed by what Kid did even Sanzo was shocked.

Kid: Killing is something a demon would do. So that means you're not a ningen

Kid dropped the evil sutra on the floor and walk towards the window

Sanzo: Is he always like this?

Rukawa: Yeah, creepy right?

Everyone nodded they're heads except Subaru

Subaru: How could you insult Kid sempai like that?

Shiratori: Don't mind Subaru, he's always like that when anyone insults his 'Kid sempai' Kougaji: So how do we settle this now?

Gojyo: Let's play cards

Sanzo: Hey Gojyo, don't suggest something stupid. Obviously Hakkai would win.

Hakkai: Well.

Kidsune: Can't we just see who eats the most?

Rukawa: Don't suggest stupid suggestions that only idiots like you can do!

Goku: I agree with Kidsune. I'm hungry anyway

Sanzo: *hits Goku's head with his paper fan* Shut up!

Watari: Why don't we have a staring contest to see who would sleep on the bed?

Gojyo: What? But Sanzo would win because his eyes are always giving everyone chills

Subaru: I choose to sleep on the floor so please don't count me in. Anyway, I'm going to ask them if I can borrow their kitchen to cook some ramen.

Kidsune: I want to go too. I'm so hungry that I could die

Goku: Me too. I'm very hungry. Kidsune, I'm coming with you

Subaru: Okay, bye bye you guys

Subaru, Goku and Kidsune left the room and decided to sleep on the futons.

Genrou: Cowards..

Shiratori: Just do anything you want, I prefer to sleep on the futon too.

Genrou: So there are only 8 people now.

Hakkai: I guess so

Watari: What should we do?

Kougaji: I'm not going to lose

Gojyo: Neither am I

Rukawa: Hmph! Sanzo: Chih!

Kid: *sigh*

Downstairs in the kitchen, Subaru, Goku and Kidsune were inside the inn's kitchen.

Goku/Kidsune: Haraheta..

Subaru: Patience. I won't take long. Anyway, I wonder what are those sempai's doing now?

Goku: Fighting for the bed

Kidsune: If I wasn't this hungry. I might've join them

Subaru: I'm done cooking 12 ramen for the sempai's and us. They must be hungry too.

When Subaru, Goku and Kidsune entered the room. They saw everyone sitting on their own futons except Kid, who was on the bed.

Subaru: So, Kid sempai. You won?

Kid nodded his head.

Goku: Sanzo, Gojyo, Hakkai. You lost?

Hakkai: Yeah

Sanzo: Damn that demon

Gojyo: He kept on putting 'rock'

Goku: Rock?

Watari: yes, we were playing 'scissors, paper and rock'

Kidsune: Rukawa, Kougaji Genrou. You three played a kiddy's game?

Kougaji: Shut up!

Genrou: It's not a big deal!

Rukawa: Damn!

And they started eating their ramens and went to sleep. But little do they know, someone was watching all 12 of them. It might've been a demon, human or god. Who knows? Maybe one person among all 12 of them may be the spy.

*Author's note*

This chapter has ended. Stay tune for chapter 5. Please review this chapter. San ki you ne. Ja-na.