THE SCRABBLE SONG

Parody of "Head On Collison" by New Found Glory

Written by Philip Moore

I've been waiting for a good play

Been holding this Q long enough

I really want to play a bingo

It's not the drawing of these wooden tiles

That's really deconstructing me

It's 'cause I'm looking for a good place

To play QUESTION or REQUIEM, see

CHORUS

And it looks like

I've scored an all-time low

So I leave bruised and broken

With a score of twenty seven

I've never lost this bad before

I'm forty minutes over my time

Bruised and broken

With a score of twenty seven

I've never lost this bad before

I'm forty minutes over my time

Been waiting for a good game

Been oh-and-twenty long enough

But I've got a real good feeling

I spot a bingo off the bat that

I heard on TV once

But it gets challenged off the board

and I draw seven consonants, see

CHORUS

(over time) I missed a triple-triple with ZEPHYRS

(over time) I don't know any words or anagrams

Over time

CHORUS

Fory minutes over time

Forty minutes ovet time

Still waiting for a good game