*Author's note*

Swoosh, I'm finally got an idea for this fic. * all anime characters start booing Demon Boy* Darn, you guys are all so mean to me though I'm the author. Anyway, let's begin this fic.

*End of note*

Boshi and Yume walk inside Hinoto's room with Lirin in his arms.

Boshi: What do you want to do with this girl? Give her to animals?

Hinoto: For a demon that doesn't smile at all, you sure give stupid jokes

Boshi: Aa

Yume: Hinoto-sama, this girl looks like Reirei-sama

Hinoto: That's why I need her for an experiment

Yume: Oh?

Boshi: We'll go now

Hinoto: Don't forget to take Kid with you. Having a sleeping demon beside me is annoying.

Boshi: *carries Kid* Aa

Hinoto: I'm so glad that you're doing all of this for me only

Boshi: *sigh* Aa

Boshi walks out of Hinoto's room, followed by Yume and Kid in his arms.

Yume: Boshi-sama, do you really mean what you said when Hinoto-sama insulted you

Boshi: * sigh*

Yume: Still I wonder, why would Hinoto-sama want such a naïve looking little girl?

Boshi: Aa. *looks at Kid & blushes*

Kid: ZZZzzz

[sound effect~ Saiyuki's funny music]

Kougaji: Give that back to me, kono ero kappa!

Gojyo: Stop joking and give it back to me, you werewolf!

Hakkai: I guess, Goku has a replacement for fighting over food

Watari: So does Kougaji

Genrou: The doseiai no otoko just stole my sake!

Shiratori: You're the first one who always get drunk so don't drink anymore. Besides I don't want to carry you to the inn ever again!

Genrou: *sweatdrop* You carried me? *starts freaking out* Rukawa, why didn't you ask somebody else besides this gay guy to carry me!?

Rukawa: What? Since your beloved Kougaji was doing a disgusting strip show with Gojyo, I didn't have the heart to talk to an idiot

Sanzo: You didn't have a heart in the beginning

Rukawa: Yeah, and you don't have a brain

Sanzo: Are you picking a fight with me?

Rukawa: Yeah, anytime old man

Sanzo: Old man

[background~ thunder bolts suddenly strike out of nowhere]

Sanzo and Rukawa start glaring with each other.

Genrou: *chibi Genrou moves into the picture* Rukawa, you could've asked Hakkai, Watari or Subaru

Hakkai: Sumimasen Genrou-san, I was drinking with Watari-san.

Watari: This restaurant had such good liquor

Subaru: Genrou sempai, I was busy cooking some ramen for the customers

Kougaji: You aren't a worker you know?

Subaru: I know but a bunch of girls keep on asking me to cook for them

Gojyo: Nani?! Girls talked to you instead of me? What the hell was I doing at that time?

Hakkai/Watari: *smiles cutely* Stripping

Gojyo: What?

Sanzo/Rukawa: With Kougaji

Kougaji: No way, I'll do that in front of people and especially in front of that gay guy!

Shiratori: Aww, but you were so cute Kougaji

Kougaji: Masaka? * runs out of the window*

Sanzo: Oi Gojyo, get him back in here

Gojyo: Why me?

Sanzo: Because both of you bond together and act like complete idiots

Rukawa: Besides, he looks like a perfect match for you

Gojyo: Then, you can match up with the corrupted monk!

Sanzo/Rukawa: *spit out the liquor they were drinking* What!

Rukawa: Old man?

Sanzo: Girl Cat?

Hakkai: I agree

Sanzo: Hakkai!

Watari: Me too, me too

Rukawa: Watari!

Subaru: I'm full. Let's go back to the inn

All of them walk out of the restaurant

Genrou: I still can't believe that 2 days have passed without Kidsune, Kid or the small monkey

Shiratori: Baka! He's name is Goku. Son Goku. Kawaii #^_^#

Genrou: I'm so sick

Subaru: Ah! Goyjo sempai! Kougaji sempai1

Gojyo: *holding Kougaji by the collar* Yo, I found the useless one

Kougaji: You're killing me!

Sanzo: Goyjo, hold his collar higher

Gojyo: Like this? *holds Kougaji's collar higher*

Kougaji: I can't breath

Rukawa: Isn't that the main reason?

Sanzo: Yeah

Watari: Gojyo-san, you should stop that. Who knows what Shiratori might do to you if Kougaji gets injured?

Hakkai: What would he do?

[sound effect~Kougaiji's theme]

Subaru: Do you hear that rock music?

Watari: Oh, you mean the sound effect?

Hakkai: This can only mean .

Gojyo/Hakkai/Sanzo: Kougaiji!

*camera moves to Kougaiji*

Kougaji: *points at himself* Ah? Did you just call me?

Sanzo: Idiot!

Genrou: Who's that?

Gojyo: He's Kougaiji, a demon who looks for sutras in order to revive Gyumao

Kougaji: *points at himself again* Ah? Are you talking to me?

Rukawa: Stupid!

Shiratori: He looks so cool *blushes*

All: T_T` *sweatdrop*

Subaru: Am I supposed to respect him? Is he one of your members?

Sanzo: Kougaiji? Hell no

Kougaji: *still pointing at himself* Hey, is it me?

Sanzo: *whacks Kougaji on the head* Why the hell would I talk about an idiot who strips with another idiot!

Kougaji: Itei, who do you think you are? Rukawa?

Sanzo: I didn't know that female cat does this to you too

Rukawa: Whom are you calling a female? You should look at yourself in the mirror; you look like a woman more than I do!

Hakkai: Maa . maa . both of you

Watari: The great Sanzo-sama and the demon god Rukawa should stop acting like children

Hakkai: I know how to baby-sit

Watari: Me too

[background~ becomes shinny]

Genrou: Ano na .

[background~ becomes dark]

Hakkai/Watari: Hai?

Genrou: You guys should bother about the cross dresser standing in front of us instead of talking about your talents!

Hakkai: Sure

Watari: No problem

Genrou: *sweatdrop*

Subaru: This music is really good. Do they have a soundtrack for it?

Rukawa: *whacks Subaru's head* Idiot! How can you find a soundtrack in this sort of place?!

Sanzo: Besides, his theme if offending my ears

Shiratori: Still he's so cool

Kougaiji: I don't have the mood to pay for my debts today.

Gojyo: A bad mood?

Dokugakuji: Actually, we're all not a mood to see your faces. Huh? Who are your new friends?

Sanzo: Friends? I don't think you should consider us as friends

Rukawa: Of course not. Who would want to be friends with that sensitive attitude of yours?

Sanzo: Do you want to die, callous cat?

Rukawa: Come back after you grow older, old man. You may be able to aim that rusty gun of yours properly.

Hakkai: Please don't mind both of them. Anyway, they're all demons that happen to be in the same situation with us now

Watari: *comes out as a chibi behind Hakkai* That's right! That's right!

Yaone: Is that so?

Sanzo: It's kinda quiet. Where's that annoying kid that follows you all the time

Kougaji: Annoying kid?

Genrou: Who's that?

Gojyo: Sanzo's girlfriend

Genrou/Kougaji: Wow

Hakkai: He means the small girl we saw in the forest that day

Rukawa: Old man has a girlfriend?

Sanzo: Gojyo, remember I told you that I will kill you someday right? Well, today is that lucky day!

Gojyo: Darn, it's too early

Kougaiji: Hey, did you happen to see a guy with a star mark at the bottom of his right eye?

All: *looks at Kougaiji*

Dokugakuji: They seem to know him Kou

Kougaiji: Yeah

Subaru: Sempai, that means you met Boshi sempai

Dokugakuji: Sempai? How could you call that guy a sempai? He's a psycho

Genrou/Kougaji/Gojyo: I agree. I agree

Yaone: He's the reason why Lirin-sama isn't here

Hakkai: Oh

Kougaiji: Huh? Where's Goku?

Sanzo: Who cares?

Gojyo: That psycho kidnapped Goku and the small fox for no reason

Rukawa: It's better without two loud animals

Kougaji: Without them, you and that monk are so damn noisy!

Genrou: Yeah

Shiratori: You can't actually complain since Kougaji, you and Gojyo are always loud too and Genrou, you're noisy all the time

Genrou: Urusai, kono doseiai no otoko!

Kougaji: You're talking about me this time right?

Kougaiji: Did he just call me or that other guy?

Dokugakuji: It has to be that other guy

Yaone: So his name is Kougaiji too?

Kougaji: Listen lady, I'm Kougaji not Kougaiji!

Yaone: Hai

Gojyo: Oi, Kougaji. Your attitude towards a woman is very poor

Kougaji: I hate women

Shiratori: Me too

Kougaji: Don't come close to me!

Gojyo: Hate women? Too bad, I love women

Rukawa: Stop talking about yourself you arrogant man!

Sanzo: Such a pervert

Hakkai: It's starting to be cloudy here.

Watari: Let's all go into the inn to talk

Yaone: Hai

Subaru: Are you sure? What if that scary owner forces me to follow him to his room again?

Shiratori: * very angry* Who asked you to do that?!

Subaru: But I ran away from him

Shiratori: *pats Subaru's head* Good boy

Gojyo: Are Subaru and Shiratori having a . . .?

Watari: Don't misunderstood Subaru-chan.

Genrou: He's actually a lady's man. Not a man's man

Kougaji: Still, he's too stupid to know what Shiratori is

Gojyo: You mean Subaru doesn't know that Shiratori is a gay?

Watari/Genrou/Kougaji: *nods their heads* Bing Bong!

Kougaiji: Isn't it weird to have a have a person like that in your group?

Rukawa: We actually bear it by using Kougaji as bait

Dokugakuji: Poor guy. He must've suffered a lot

Kougaji: You can say that again

Yaone: *looks at Kougaji sadly* Kawai so ne, Kougaji-san

Kougaji: *blushes* Eh?

[sound effect~ strong rainy whether]

Hakkai: *all wet* I was right, it was going to rain

Genrou: *all wet* What? All you said was " It's starting to be cloudy here"

Hakkai: Is that so?

All of them: *all wet* Hakkai!

Kougaiji: *all wet* Lirin?

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Kidsune: What do you want to do with us?

Goku: She isn't any normal demon. I can feel it

Reirei: Feel what, little monkey?

Goku: Monkey?

Kidsune: *laughing* Monkey. A girl called you a monkey. Chibi saru!

Goku: Darn you, Kidsune!

Reirei: Little fox! Little fox! That's who you are!

Kidsune: What?

Goku: *laughing* A girl called you a little fox. Chibi kitsune!

Kidsune: Cut that out! Goku!

Reirei: Oh yeah, about that favor!

Goku: Not again

Kidsune: You're looking for pieces of the goddesses' tombstone too?

Goku: What's that?

Kidsune: Something we've been asked to look for

Reirei: What would I want to do with a tombstone?

Kidsune: So that isn't it?

Goku: Then, you're looking for the sutras?

Reirei: I wouldn't read a dirty old man's sutra. Besides, I hate reading.

Goku/ Kidsune: Huh?

Goku: So you're looking for food?

Reirei: Iya

Kidsune: You want us to help you find a sword?

Reirei: Absolutely not

Goku/ Kidsune: so you're looking for .

Reirei: URUSAI!

Goku/ Kidsune: Kowai!

Reirei: I don't want you to look for anything; I just want both of you funny guys to play with me

Goku: Play with you?

Kidsune: That's all?

Reirei: Yup. What were you thinking?

Kidsune: I thought you might want to look for the goddesses' tombstone

Goku: I thought you were looking for sutras

Reirei: Those stuff are for lame old people like my sister

Kidsune: Sister?

Goku: You have a sister

Reirei: Yeah, but who cares? Come on follow me, I'm going to bring both of you to my secret spot in the castle.

Goku: Sure, I want to go but there's one problem

Reirei: What's that?

Kidsune: We're in a cage and we don't have the key

Reirei: *sigh* Aren't you boys?

Goku/ Kidsune: Yeah

Reirei: Darn. Do I have to do everything for you?

Reirei holds on to the bars of the cage and opens it slowly so Goku and Kidsune can escape from it.

Goku: Oh, so that's what you meant. I could've done that

Reirei: But you didn't

Kidsune: Wow, you sure are strong for a girl

Reirei: I know, everyone says that. Iku zo!

Kidsune: Sure

Goku: Yeah

Goku and Kidsune followed Reirei from behind but what they didn't know was that the castle isn't a place where both of them should be. But listening to Reirei, who helped them out, they had no other choice but to follow her. Though they have forgotten about their friends, they still remembered one thing and that was to escape from the dark castle.

* Author's note*

It's a good thing I was able to fill in parts for all them but darn it. I've forgotten to add in the Gyumao side and the gaiden characters. Darn, I'm so forgetful. Anyway, they'll have a part in the next chapter. Hope you enjoy this chapter. Sorry if it's getting to be a little bit yaoi. *starts blaming Shiratori* Please review this chapter. San ki you ne.

* End of note*