*Author's note*
I don't have much to say. Anyway this chapter is the "Gaiden Chapter". So that means all the Saiyuki characters will be in their gaiden form. Not to mention the god demons. Oh yeah, before I forget, the god demons' names might be different in this chapter. Don't worry, I'll tell you who is who. That's all, please enjoy.
*End of note*
Kanzeon Bosatsu was, of course, sitting on her/his usual chair. Thinking about how boring everything is, was what she/he usually thought. Before she/he could open her/his big mouth to yawn, Jirousin ran in with a rush.
Jirousin: Kanzeon Bosatsu-sama! Kanzeon Bosatsu-sama! Shinu brought in another creature for you to examine.
Kanzeon Bosatsu: Shinu? Well, if I weren't this bored, I wouldn't have any interest to see what he brought. Come on Jirousin, iku zo!
Kanzeon Bosatsu stood up and walked out of the room, followed by Jirousin. As Kanzeon Bosatsu walked out, Konzen, too, was asked to see the creature that Shinu brought in.
Hisoka (Kidsune's gaiden form) ran towards all of them. He was a god demon, and like every god demon, he of course would have the god and demon sign on his face.
Hisoka: Wa~i! Matte!
Konzen: Darn, this idiot is here
Hisoka: Kanzeon-sama, Tenpo told me that you wanted to see me
Kanzeon Bosatsu: That's right; Kami-sama told me that I have to show you everything important or unimportant. You are very special to him, you know?
Jirousin: Isn't Kami-sama the young one?
Kanzeon Bosatsu: Yeah and Tentei is the boring old man.
Jirousin: Kanzeon Bosatsu-sama, you should at least respect him a little.
Konzen: What the hell does that idiot want us to see?
Kanzeon Bosatsu: Maybe it's another pet
Konzen: One monkey is enough for me
Hisoka: Oh, you mean Goku. Where is he?
Konzen: How should I know? Maybe he's with Tenpo or Kenren. I don't care
Hisoka: Ceh, you're always like that
When they finally reached, Kanzeon Bosatsu sat on the throne that was in room. Konzen and Jirousin just stood beside her. Hisoka stood beside Konzen.
Kanzeon Bosatsu: Well, Shinu? What is this?
Shinu: Another animal
Shinu (Kougaji's gaiden form) was a god demon that never did respect anyone he sees. Without being respectful to the Goddess of Mercy, he just left the room, leaving the small animal in the room with the others. But before he left them, he punched Hisoka in the stomach. The he glared at Konzen, who noticed that.
Konzen: Doesn't that hurt?
Hisoka: Not really, he always does that when he sees me. I think it's his way of greeting me
Konzen: Idiot
Creature: Oi! Come back you mean old man! You promised me that you'd take these shackles off me if I followed you to this place!
Konzen: Isn't this a neko?
Kanzeon Bosatsu/ Jirousin: *sweatdrop* Neko?
Hisoka: Actually, he looks more like a koneko
Damaru: Don't call me a koneko. I'm Damaru!
Damaru (Rukawa's gaiden form) looked at Konzen and Hisoka with his big golden eyes.
Kanzeon Bosatsu: Do you want to keep this cat? He looks pitiful and dirty just like that other kid last time. The only thing is that this cat didn't pull your hair off.
Konzen: Don't remind me, old woman.
Jirousin: Wait, this cat has the same sign as Hisoka-sama
Kanzeon Bosatsu: That's right. Okay Hisoka, you can keep him
Hisoka: What? No way, isn't Konzen good at taking care of animals. Besides, I'm a busy person
Konzen: I don't suppose eating and fooling around makes you a busy person
Hisoka: Well, eating is actually a busy thing to do. By the way I'm starving
All: *sweatdrop*
Kanzeon Bosatsu: Come on Jirousin, let's go before we disturb this two animal trainers
Jirousin: Kanzeon Bosatsu-sama?
And both of them left the room, leaving Konzen and Hisoka alone.
Konzen: Kono kuso baba!
Hisoka: Eh? Where's Damaru?
Konzen: That chibi neko ran away. Have fun looking for him
Hisoka: Konzen, you're responsible for this too. Remember?
Konzen: No, besides I'm the caretaker of that baka saru and you're the caretaker of the baka neko
Hisoka: I'll find him after I find something to eat
Konzen: Idiot!
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Damaru: *laughs* I lost those two idiots
[sound effect~ Bang !]
Damaru: Itei .
Goku: Sorry. Huh?
Damaru: You're a kid too
Goku: So are you. I've never seen you around here before. Are you new?
Damaru: Yeah, I'm Damaru and you are . Goku
Goku: Wow, how'd you know?
Damaru: I don't know but I think I can read minds
Goku: So, where are you going?
Damaru: I running away from a blondie and a guy that has the same signs on his face like me
Goku: The blondie is Konzen but there are 7 other guys with the same sign as yours. I know, why don't you ask Ten-chan. He might know whom you're talking about
Damaru: Ten-chan? Sure, let's go!
Konzen and Hisoka were resting under a tree after looking for Damaru for 2 whole long hours.
Hisoka: What now?
Konzen: How should I know?
Voice: Tenpo
Hisoka: *very shock* The tree is talking by itself
Konzen: You idiot, it's Kishuu sleeping on the tree again
Kishuu: You woke me up
Kishuu (Kid's gaiden form) was also a god demon. He, too, didn't like respecting anyone.
Konzen: You said " Tenpo" What does he have to do with that baka neko?
Kishuu: Goku brought the new kid to Tenpo's room of the stupid books
Hisoka: San kiyu Kishuu
Konzen: Let's go
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Tenpo: Same sign as you?
Damaru: Hai, mitte! Mitte! *points at his face*
Tenpo: I guess Heaven has 8 god demons now
Goku/ Damaru: 8?
Tenpo: Hisoka, Shinu, Kishuu, Yamikuro, Zankoku, Byakkyo, Riyo and you Damaru
Goku: Eh? I always thought Byakkyo was a god
Tenpo: Iya da. Byakkyo's sign is the most bizarre among the other three gods. Suzaku, Seiryu and Genbu has ordinary god signs while Byakkyo has the god demon sign
Goku/ Damaru: *pink cheeks*I don't understand
Tenpo: *sweatdrop*
Kenren: That means Byakkyo is a god demon, chibi saru, chibi neko
Kenren entered the room with a piece of paper in his hand.
Goku: Ken nii-chan!
Kenren: Who's your friend? *folds the piece of paper into a paper plane*
Goku: He's Damaru
Kenren: This kid?
Kenren stared at Damaru's god demon sign and thought about the other god demons especially Shinu, the one who has been calm down so he won't kill anyone in Heaven.
Kenren: Tenpo, can I speak to you privately?
Tenpo: Hai
Tenpo and Kenren walked to a close corner of the room.
Tenpo: What is it?
Kenren: That Goku really knows how to make weird and dangerous friends. First, Nataku the killing puppet, and now a god demon. Who knows what might happen if .
[sound effect~ Bang!]
Konzen: Goku! I know you're here with that chibi neko!
Hisoka: Gomen ne Tenpo
Tenpo: Daijyobu!
Goku: *waves to Konzen* Hi Konzen, look I have a new friend
Konzen: Kono baka saru! *hits Goku on the head many times*
Goku: Itei _
Hisoka: Oh, Damaru. You're here too
Damaru: Huh?
[sound effect~ Dash . Dash . Dash . Bang!]
Yamikuro: Teme ro!
Kenren: Darn, he found me
Yamikuro (Genrou's gaiden form), of course he was a god demon too. Yamikuro was once Tentei's advisor, thanks to Kenren, Yamikuro became a document editor who was always mocked by all the gods in Heaven.
Yamikuro: Give me back that important document, Kenren Taisho!
Kenren: Ah?
Kenren accidentally dropped the important document that he folds into a paper plane out of the window.
Yamikuro: Kenren Taisho, what was on that paper plane you just dropped out of the window?
Kenren: Er, the document you were looking for .
Yamikuro: KENREN TAISHO!!!!!
Tenpo: What actually happened?
Byakkyo: *pops out of nowhere as a chibi* I'll tell you the story!
Konzen: Why is this childish idiot in here?
Yamikuro: He's holding that weird doll again .
Kenren: Why do you always have to carry that weird doll that looks like you?
Byakkyo: Why? Because it's so cute!
Yamikuro: How could you call such a weird doll that looks like you "cute"?
Goku: Byakkyo nii-chan
Damaru: Byakkyo?
Tenpo: Do tell us what happened Byakkyo
Byakkyo: Okay, I'll tell
~ Flash back in chibi style drawings~
Yamikuro was writing a few documents as usual. Then, Kenren came in and asked Yamikuro whether he saw the bottle of sake that belonged to him. Yamikuro pointed at the end of window and told Kenren that he left his sake bottle over there. After Kenren took his bottle of sake, he asked Yamikuro whether he had any spare paper so he could fold figures. When Yamikuro said no, Kenren ignored him, grab a piece of paper with some wordings and left the room.
~End of Flash back~
Byakkyo: Wasn't that a nice story?
Konzen: No
Hisoka: Too bad. Who wants to eat?
Goku: Me! Me!
Damaru: I'm just a little hungry
Kenren: Is it that important?
Yamikuro: Important? No it's not that important. It's VERY IMPORTANT! If that scary Tentei finds out that I lost an important document, who knows what he might do to me?
[sound effect~ door opens]
Riyo: Shitsurei masen
Tenpo: Riyo. Long time no see
Riyo: Same to you Tenpo
Riyo (Watari's gaiden form) was another one of the god demons. The shocking thing is . the fact that Riyo is a female and her descendent is a male. (We'll get to the fact of why her descendent has to be a male instead of a female later)
Riyo: I found this paper plane flying outside of my window. I noticed that it was a document that belonged to you since you don't write very legibly.
Yamikuro: *blushes* It's not my fault that I was rushing!
Kenren: Woe the babe has arrived
Riyo: Ee? Kenren, how's the naughty general doing?
Kenren: I'm naughty as usual
Tenpo: So desu ne ^_^`
Riyo: Isn't that cute?
Konzen: Cute? Isn't the only whom you think is cute, Kish.
Tenpo: *covers Konzen's mouth* You shouldn't say that out loud
Damaru: Who's Kish?
Kenren: He means Kishuu
Goku: Shuu nii-chan *eating some fruits*
Hisoka: Oh, Konzen and I met him outside *eating some fruits*
Riyo: *blushing* Aah? He's on that tree right?
Byakkyo: Even if you don't see him, that tree will always be his usual spot to be
Yamikuro: Stop using that creepy doll to do actions when you are talking!
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Shinu was resting on the grassy area where he usually did. He didn't like being bothered by anyone and he didn't like wearing his outfit fully. He's always seen topless whenever he was resting.
Zankoku (Shiratori's gaiden form) was also one of the god demons. He was always able to find Shinu no matter where he tried to relax. Zankoku was probably the most annoying person to him, other than Konzen who was always seen with Hisoka.
Zankoku: Shinu-sama, you should be doing your duty besides resting on grass, topless. You shouldn't be topless as a god demon
Shinu: Whom the hell do you think you are asking me to do my duty? Besides, do you want to know what happened to those other idiots who ask me not to be topless?
Zankoku: It's so obvious that you beat them to death. Anyway Tentei wants to see you
Shinu: The old man can't even move from his seat. What makes him think, I'll listen to him?
Zankoku: So if Kami-sama wants to see you. You'll listen to him right?
Shinu: *blushes* Kami-sama?
Zankoku: You and Kami-sama sure have the same interest in Hisoka.
Shinu: *blushing* Shut up! You're the one who likes Kami-sama! Besides what makes you think I have my own interest in Hisoka?
Zankoku: Stop lying and be honest
Shinu: Whatever, besides you better protect Kami-sama. If he's too polite and calm, Tentei might transmigrate him to earth
Zankoku: Really, then I'm off. See you!
Shinu: Hisoka . you are too innocent to everyone especially me
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Kanzeon Bosatsu stood up of her/his throne.
Jirousin: Kanzeon Bosatsu-sama where are you going?
Kanzeon Bosatsu: I'm going to see Kami-sama
Jirousin: Kanzeon Bosatsu-sama, you like visiting Kami-sama but you dislike visiting Tentei. Why is that?
Kanzeon Bosatsu: Tentei is a boring old man who preaches boring old news. Kami-sama is an interesting young man who doesn't preach that much. Anyway, I do not intend to visit him, I'm just seeing Kami-sama because I want to tease him
Jirousin: Kanzeon Bosatsu-sama?
Kanzeon Bosatsu left the room, leaving pitiful Jirousin behind.
Kami-sama was looking out of his balcony, watching over his friends (that's what he considers all his servants) and of course, watching over his beloved Hisoka.
Kanzeon Bosatsu: Watching over you're dearest beloved Hisoka?
Kami-sama: I didn't notice you coming inside. Kanzeon-sama
Kanzeon Bosatsu: Hmph, Konzen has getting along well with the kid. While Hisoka has been teaching Damaru a thing or two
Kami-sama: He sure is a sweet person
[sound effect~ bunch of people running]
Kami-sama: What's with all the commotion?
Kanzeon Bosatsu: It must be something interesting
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Many of Tentei's servants were all crowded in the room that he was in. Even those who didn't want to come were force to attend Tentei's speech or punishment.
Tentei: Riyo, there is a rumor that you have fallen in love with Kishuu
Riyo: Ee? I can't lie to you Tentei. The rumor that you have heard is true, I do love Kishuu
In the crowd of people
Kenren: Oh, she finally admitted it. Too bad Kishuu isn't here to hear that
~Kishuu: *on the tree* Ah~ Choo! Someone is talking about me behind my back~
Tenpo: That's nothing to be happy with
Byakkyo: Damaru! Goku! We're over here! *waves to them*
Goku/ Damaru: Hai!
Zankoku: This old man, he talks trash. I think I'll get a rash
Yamikuro: You're singing doesn't seem nice.
Shinu: It's an insult.
Hisoka: Konzen, Tentei is going to do something bad to Riyo, right?
Konzen: Yeah, being a female doesn't mean he'll be easy on her. Her punishment might be the end of her
Tentei: Do you want to know what your punishment is?
Riyo: Yes, I can accept it
Kenren: Yeah, accept it like a man!
Tenpo: She's a girl
Kenren: Oh, accept it like a girl but be easy on her
Konzen: Shut up!
Shinu: Urusai!
Tentei: As a god demon, I can't give you a hard punishment. So that means I'll give you another punishment, which is to have a male descendent instead of a female descendent
Hisoka: That isn't so bad right?
Tenpo: It is very bad, for a female
Goku: What's the difference?
Damaru: Aren't males normal?
Byakkyo: That's not what he meant* uses his doll to do actions as he talk*
Zankoku: She'll have a hard time having a descendent of the opposite gender
Yamikuro: A female god demon having a male descendent is probably the most humiliating thing that has ever happened to any other females in Heaven
Kenren: Like you changing duties is less humiliating than Riyo's punishment
Konzen: You idiot. Can't you see Riyo's face?
Goku: She's crying
Damaru: Kawai so
Kishuu: So mortifying
Yamikuro: Since when did you appear?
Shinu: You came to see her right?
Kishuu: I heard the news from the old man's loud low voice that interrupted me while I was sleeping
Zankoku: That's heartless and usual to hear
Yamikuro: What would you know?
Hisoka: *shouting very loud* RIYO! KISHUU IS HERE TO SEE YOU!!!
Riyo: *crying* Kishuu?
Tentei: You can all go now. Then speech has ended
After everyone left the place, Riyo and Kishuu stayed by the tree that Kishuu usually slept on. They were having a private conversation.
Riyo: I guess you know my feelings towards you, Kishuu
Kishuu: Aa
Riyo: I guess I'm not allowed to talk to you anymore
Riyo wanted walked away from Kishuu but he held her hand tightly so she wouldn't leave him.
Riyo: Kishuu, hanase. You'll get punished too
Kishuu: Iya, I promise you that my descendent we'll protect your descendent until he dies.
Riyo: *blushing* Kishuu?
Riyo move her body closer to Kishuu, before he could go closer to Riyo. Kishuu threw a rock at the tree beside him. As he expected all the others fell of the tree except Konzen, Shinu and Tenpo who were still hanging on to the tree branch.
Kishuu: You guys are all so annoying
Riyo: Minna-san?
Tenpo: *waves to Riyo & Kishuu* Hi there ^_^
Shinu/ Konzen: Just hanging out
Kenren: Get off me!
Yamikuro: Who asked you to be the one to fall down first?
Goku: Your leg is on my face _
Damaru: Your hand is on my face _
Zankoku: I landed on something soft at least
Byakkyo: Zankoku, you're sitting on my doll. You've flatten Chibi Byakkyo
And all of them had a fun ending in the end.
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Kami-sama: All of them are having fun. Don't they make such good companions? They know how to make each other smile
Kanzeon Bosatsu: That Kishuu doesn't smile at all
Kami-sama: They're descendents are going to make a different story if they're lucky
Kanzeon Bosatsu: Yeah, who would want a story that is the same. Wouldn't that be boring?
Kami-sama: Yeah
* Author's note*
This time I have no idea what I'm typing about. I don't think it makes much sense especially the ending part. I'm just writing what I think of, all of a sudden. It must be very complicating to all of you readers, right? Especially they're names and the plot. It's all pretty confusing I guess. I think all the readers will agree with me. Anyway please review this chapter. San ki you ne. ^_^
*End of note*
I don't have much to say. Anyway this chapter is the "Gaiden Chapter". So that means all the Saiyuki characters will be in their gaiden form. Not to mention the god demons. Oh yeah, before I forget, the god demons' names might be different in this chapter. Don't worry, I'll tell you who is who. That's all, please enjoy.
*End of note*
Kanzeon Bosatsu was, of course, sitting on her/his usual chair. Thinking about how boring everything is, was what she/he usually thought. Before she/he could open her/his big mouth to yawn, Jirousin ran in with a rush.
Jirousin: Kanzeon Bosatsu-sama! Kanzeon Bosatsu-sama! Shinu brought in another creature for you to examine.
Kanzeon Bosatsu: Shinu? Well, if I weren't this bored, I wouldn't have any interest to see what he brought. Come on Jirousin, iku zo!
Kanzeon Bosatsu stood up and walked out of the room, followed by Jirousin. As Kanzeon Bosatsu walked out, Konzen, too, was asked to see the creature that Shinu brought in.
Hisoka (Kidsune's gaiden form) ran towards all of them. He was a god demon, and like every god demon, he of course would have the god and demon sign on his face.
Hisoka: Wa~i! Matte!
Konzen: Darn, this idiot is here
Hisoka: Kanzeon-sama, Tenpo told me that you wanted to see me
Kanzeon Bosatsu: That's right; Kami-sama told me that I have to show you everything important or unimportant. You are very special to him, you know?
Jirousin: Isn't Kami-sama the young one?
Kanzeon Bosatsu: Yeah and Tentei is the boring old man.
Jirousin: Kanzeon Bosatsu-sama, you should at least respect him a little.
Konzen: What the hell does that idiot want us to see?
Kanzeon Bosatsu: Maybe it's another pet
Konzen: One monkey is enough for me
Hisoka: Oh, you mean Goku. Where is he?
Konzen: How should I know? Maybe he's with Tenpo or Kenren. I don't care
Hisoka: Ceh, you're always like that
When they finally reached, Kanzeon Bosatsu sat on the throne that was in room. Konzen and Jirousin just stood beside her. Hisoka stood beside Konzen.
Kanzeon Bosatsu: Well, Shinu? What is this?
Shinu: Another animal
Shinu (Kougaji's gaiden form) was a god demon that never did respect anyone he sees. Without being respectful to the Goddess of Mercy, he just left the room, leaving the small animal in the room with the others. But before he left them, he punched Hisoka in the stomach. The he glared at Konzen, who noticed that.
Konzen: Doesn't that hurt?
Hisoka: Not really, he always does that when he sees me. I think it's his way of greeting me
Konzen: Idiot
Creature: Oi! Come back you mean old man! You promised me that you'd take these shackles off me if I followed you to this place!
Konzen: Isn't this a neko?
Kanzeon Bosatsu/ Jirousin: *sweatdrop* Neko?
Hisoka: Actually, he looks more like a koneko
Damaru: Don't call me a koneko. I'm Damaru!
Damaru (Rukawa's gaiden form) looked at Konzen and Hisoka with his big golden eyes.
Kanzeon Bosatsu: Do you want to keep this cat? He looks pitiful and dirty just like that other kid last time. The only thing is that this cat didn't pull your hair off.
Konzen: Don't remind me, old woman.
Jirousin: Wait, this cat has the same sign as Hisoka-sama
Kanzeon Bosatsu: That's right. Okay Hisoka, you can keep him
Hisoka: What? No way, isn't Konzen good at taking care of animals. Besides, I'm a busy person
Konzen: I don't suppose eating and fooling around makes you a busy person
Hisoka: Well, eating is actually a busy thing to do. By the way I'm starving
All: *sweatdrop*
Kanzeon Bosatsu: Come on Jirousin, let's go before we disturb this two animal trainers
Jirousin: Kanzeon Bosatsu-sama?
And both of them left the room, leaving Konzen and Hisoka alone.
Konzen: Kono kuso baba!
Hisoka: Eh? Where's Damaru?
Konzen: That chibi neko ran away. Have fun looking for him
Hisoka: Konzen, you're responsible for this too. Remember?
Konzen: No, besides I'm the caretaker of that baka saru and you're the caretaker of the baka neko
Hisoka: I'll find him after I find something to eat
Konzen: Idiot!
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Damaru: *laughs* I lost those two idiots
[sound effect~ Bang !]
Damaru: Itei .
Goku: Sorry. Huh?
Damaru: You're a kid too
Goku: So are you. I've never seen you around here before. Are you new?
Damaru: Yeah, I'm Damaru and you are . Goku
Goku: Wow, how'd you know?
Damaru: I don't know but I think I can read minds
Goku: So, where are you going?
Damaru: I running away from a blondie and a guy that has the same signs on his face like me
Goku: The blondie is Konzen but there are 7 other guys with the same sign as yours. I know, why don't you ask Ten-chan. He might know whom you're talking about
Damaru: Ten-chan? Sure, let's go!
Konzen and Hisoka were resting under a tree after looking for Damaru for 2 whole long hours.
Hisoka: What now?
Konzen: How should I know?
Voice: Tenpo
Hisoka: *very shock* The tree is talking by itself
Konzen: You idiot, it's Kishuu sleeping on the tree again
Kishuu: You woke me up
Kishuu (Kid's gaiden form) was also a god demon. He, too, didn't like respecting anyone.
Konzen: You said " Tenpo" What does he have to do with that baka neko?
Kishuu: Goku brought the new kid to Tenpo's room of the stupid books
Hisoka: San kiyu Kishuu
Konzen: Let's go
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Tenpo: Same sign as you?
Damaru: Hai, mitte! Mitte! *points at his face*
Tenpo: I guess Heaven has 8 god demons now
Goku/ Damaru: 8?
Tenpo: Hisoka, Shinu, Kishuu, Yamikuro, Zankoku, Byakkyo, Riyo and you Damaru
Goku: Eh? I always thought Byakkyo was a god
Tenpo: Iya da. Byakkyo's sign is the most bizarre among the other three gods. Suzaku, Seiryu and Genbu has ordinary god signs while Byakkyo has the god demon sign
Goku/ Damaru: *pink cheeks*I don't understand
Tenpo: *sweatdrop*
Kenren: That means Byakkyo is a god demon, chibi saru, chibi neko
Kenren entered the room with a piece of paper in his hand.
Goku: Ken nii-chan!
Kenren: Who's your friend? *folds the piece of paper into a paper plane*
Goku: He's Damaru
Kenren: This kid?
Kenren stared at Damaru's god demon sign and thought about the other god demons especially Shinu, the one who has been calm down so he won't kill anyone in Heaven.
Kenren: Tenpo, can I speak to you privately?
Tenpo: Hai
Tenpo and Kenren walked to a close corner of the room.
Tenpo: What is it?
Kenren: That Goku really knows how to make weird and dangerous friends. First, Nataku the killing puppet, and now a god demon. Who knows what might happen if .
[sound effect~ Bang!]
Konzen: Goku! I know you're here with that chibi neko!
Hisoka: Gomen ne Tenpo
Tenpo: Daijyobu!
Goku: *waves to Konzen* Hi Konzen, look I have a new friend
Konzen: Kono baka saru! *hits Goku on the head many times*
Goku: Itei _
Hisoka: Oh, Damaru. You're here too
Damaru: Huh?
[sound effect~ Dash . Dash . Dash . Bang!]
Yamikuro: Teme ro!
Kenren: Darn, he found me
Yamikuro (Genrou's gaiden form), of course he was a god demon too. Yamikuro was once Tentei's advisor, thanks to Kenren, Yamikuro became a document editor who was always mocked by all the gods in Heaven.
Yamikuro: Give me back that important document, Kenren Taisho!
Kenren: Ah?
Kenren accidentally dropped the important document that he folds into a paper plane out of the window.
Yamikuro: Kenren Taisho, what was on that paper plane you just dropped out of the window?
Kenren: Er, the document you were looking for .
Yamikuro: KENREN TAISHO!!!!!
Tenpo: What actually happened?
Byakkyo: *pops out of nowhere as a chibi* I'll tell you the story!
Konzen: Why is this childish idiot in here?
Yamikuro: He's holding that weird doll again .
Kenren: Why do you always have to carry that weird doll that looks like you?
Byakkyo: Why? Because it's so cute!
Yamikuro: How could you call such a weird doll that looks like you "cute"?
Goku: Byakkyo nii-chan
Damaru: Byakkyo?
Tenpo: Do tell us what happened Byakkyo
Byakkyo: Okay, I'll tell
~ Flash back in chibi style drawings~
Yamikuro was writing a few documents as usual. Then, Kenren came in and asked Yamikuro whether he saw the bottle of sake that belonged to him. Yamikuro pointed at the end of window and told Kenren that he left his sake bottle over there. After Kenren took his bottle of sake, he asked Yamikuro whether he had any spare paper so he could fold figures. When Yamikuro said no, Kenren ignored him, grab a piece of paper with some wordings and left the room.
~End of Flash back~
Byakkyo: Wasn't that a nice story?
Konzen: No
Hisoka: Too bad. Who wants to eat?
Goku: Me! Me!
Damaru: I'm just a little hungry
Kenren: Is it that important?
Yamikuro: Important? No it's not that important. It's VERY IMPORTANT! If that scary Tentei finds out that I lost an important document, who knows what he might do to me?
[sound effect~ door opens]
Riyo: Shitsurei masen
Tenpo: Riyo. Long time no see
Riyo: Same to you Tenpo
Riyo (Watari's gaiden form) was another one of the god demons. The shocking thing is . the fact that Riyo is a female and her descendent is a male. (We'll get to the fact of why her descendent has to be a male instead of a female later)
Riyo: I found this paper plane flying outside of my window. I noticed that it was a document that belonged to you since you don't write very legibly.
Yamikuro: *blushes* It's not my fault that I was rushing!
Kenren: Woe the babe has arrived
Riyo: Ee? Kenren, how's the naughty general doing?
Kenren: I'm naughty as usual
Tenpo: So desu ne ^_^`
Riyo: Isn't that cute?
Konzen: Cute? Isn't the only whom you think is cute, Kish.
Tenpo: *covers Konzen's mouth* You shouldn't say that out loud
Damaru: Who's Kish?
Kenren: He means Kishuu
Goku: Shuu nii-chan *eating some fruits*
Hisoka: Oh, Konzen and I met him outside *eating some fruits*
Riyo: *blushing* Aah? He's on that tree right?
Byakkyo: Even if you don't see him, that tree will always be his usual spot to be
Yamikuro: Stop using that creepy doll to do actions when you are talking!
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Shinu was resting on the grassy area where he usually did. He didn't like being bothered by anyone and he didn't like wearing his outfit fully. He's always seen topless whenever he was resting.
Zankoku (Shiratori's gaiden form) was also one of the god demons. He was always able to find Shinu no matter where he tried to relax. Zankoku was probably the most annoying person to him, other than Konzen who was always seen with Hisoka.
Zankoku: Shinu-sama, you should be doing your duty besides resting on grass, topless. You shouldn't be topless as a god demon
Shinu: Whom the hell do you think you are asking me to do my duty? Besides, do you want to know what happened to those other idiots who ask me not to be topless?
Zankoku: It's so obvious that you beat them to death. Anyway Tentei wants to see you
Shinu: The old man can't even move from his seat. What makes him think, I'll listen to him?
Zankoku: So if Kami-sama wants to see you. You'll listen to him right?
Shinu: *blushes* Kami-sama?
Zankoku: You and Kami-sama sure have the same interest in Hisoka.
Shinu: *blushing* Shut up! You're the one who likes Kami-sama! Besides what makes you think I have my own interest in Hisoka?
Zankoku: Stop lying and be honest
Shinu: Whatever, besides you better protect Kami-sama. If he's too polite and calm, Tentei might transmigrate him to earth
Zankoku: Really, then I'm off. See you!
Shinu: Hisoka . you are too innocent to everyone especially me
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Kanzeon Bosatsu stood up of her/his throne.
Jirousin: Kanzeon Bosatsu-sama where are you going?
Kanzeon Bosatsu: I'm going to see Kami-sama
Jirousin: Kanzeon Bosatsu-sama, you like visiting Kami-sama but you dislike visiting Tentei. Why is that?
Kanzeon Bosatsu: Tentei is a boring old man who preaches boring old news. Kami-sama is an interesting young man who doesn't preach that much. Anyway, I do not intend to visit him, I'm just seeing Kami-sama because I want to tease him
Jirousin: Kanzeon Bosatsu-sama?
Kanzeon Bosatsu left the room, leaving pitiful Jirousin behind.
Kami-sama was looking out of his balcony, watching over his friends (that's what he considers all his servants) and of course, watching over his beloved Hisoka.
Kanzeon Bosatsu: Watching over you're dearest beloved Hisoka?
Kami-sama: I didn't notice you coming inside. Kanzeon-sama
Kanzeon Bosatsu: Hmph, Konzen has getting along well with the kid. While Hisoka has been teaching Damaru a thing or two
Kami-sama: He sure is a sweet person
[sound effect~ bunch of people running]
Kami-sama: What's with all the commotion?
Kanzeon Bosatsu: It must be something interesting
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Many of Tentei's servants were all crowded in the room that he was in. Even those who didn't want to come were force to attend Tentei's speech or punishment.
Tentei: Riyo, there is a rumor that you have fallen in love with Kishuu
Riyo: Ee? I can't lie to you Tentei. The rumor that you have heard is true, I do love Kishuu
In the crowd of people
Kenren: Oh, she finally admitted it. Too bad Kishuu isn't here to hear that
~Kishuu: *on the tree* Ah~ Choo! Someone is talking about me behind my back~
Tenpo: That's nothing to be happy with
Byakkyo: Damaru! Goku! We're over here! *waves to them*
Goku/ Damaru: Hai!
Zankoku: This old man, he talks trash. I think I'll get a rash
Yamikuro: You're singing doesn't seem nice.
Shinu: It's an insult.
Hisoka: Konzen, Tentei is going to do something bad to Riyo, right?
Konzen: Yeah, being a female doesn't mean he'll be easy on her. Her punishment might be the end of her
Tentei: Do you want to know what your punishment is?
Riyo: Yes, I can accept it
Kenren: Yeah, accept it like a man!
Tenpo: She's a girl
Kenren: Oh, accept it like a girl but be easy on her
Konzen: Shut up!
Shinu: Urusai!
Tentei: As a god demon, I can't give you a hard punishment. So that means I'll give you another punishment, which is to have a male descendent instead of a female descendent
Hisoka: That isn't so bad right?
Tenpo: It is very bad, for a female
Goku: What's the difference?
Damaru: Aren't males normal?
Byakkyo: That's not what he meant* uses his doll to do actions as he talk*
Zankoku: She'll have a hard time having a descendent of the opposite gender
Yamikuro: A female god demon having a male descendent is probably the most humiliating thing that has ever happened to any other females in Heaven
Kenren: Like you changing duties is less humiliating than Riyo's punishment
Konzen: You idiot. Can't you see Riyo's face?
Goku: She's crying
Damaru: Kawai so
Kishuu: So mortifying
Yamikuro: Since when did you appear?
Shinu: You came to see her right?
Kishuu: I heard the news from the old man's loud low voice that interrupted me while I was sleeping
Zankoku: That's heartless and usual to hear
Yamikuro: What would you know?
Hisoka: *shouting very loud* RIYO! KISHUU IS HERE TO SEE YOU!!!
Riyo: *crying* Kishuu?
Tentei: You can all go now. Then speech has ended
After everyone left the place, Riyo and Kishuu stayed by the tree that Kishuu usually slept on. They were having a private conversation.
Riyo: I guess you know my feelings towards you, Kishuu
Kishuu: Aa
Riyo: I guess I'm not allowed to talk to you anymore
Riyo wanted walked away from Kishuu but he held her hand tightly so she wouldn't leave him.
Riyo: Kishuu, hanase. You'll get punished too
Kishuu: Iya, I promise you that my descendent we'll protect your descendent until he dies.
Riyo: *blushing* Kishuu?
Riyo move her body closer to Kishuu, before he could go closer to Riyo. Kishuu threw a rock at the tree beside him. As he expected all the others fell of the tree except Konzen, Shinu and Tenpo who were still hanging on to the tree branch.
Kishuu: You guys are all so annoying
Riyo: Minna-san?
Tenpo: *waves to Riyo & Kishuu* Hi there ^_^
Shinu/ Konzen: Just hanging out
Kenren: Get off me!
Yamikuro: Who asked you to be the one to fall down first?
Goku: Your leg is on my face _
Damaru: Your hand is on my face _
Zankoku: I landed on something soft at least
Byakkyo: Zankoku, you're sitting on my doll. You've flatten Chibi Byakkyo
And all of them had a fun ending in the end.
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Kami-sama: All of them are having fun. Don't they make such good companions? They know how to make each other smile
Kanzeon Bosatsu: That Kishuu doesn't smile at all
Kami-sama: They're descendents are going to make a different story if they're lucky
Kanzeon Bosatsu: Yeah, who would want a story that is the same. Wouldn't that be boring?
Kami-sama: Yeah
* Author's note*
This time I have no idea what I'm typing about. I don't think it makes much sense especially the ending part. I'm just writing what I think of, all of a sudden. It must be very complicating to all of you readers, right? Especially they're names and the plot. It's all pretty confusing I guess. I think all the readers will agree with me. Anyway please review this chapter. San ki you ne. ^_^
*End of note*