Okay! By now ya'll know that I don't own a large percent of these characters. The creator of
this is Kimi-Chan (me!!! of course) Sakura-Sama helped with the plot, and Christy-Hime is just
here for some reason (sorry Christy) Anyways, ENJOY!!!

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Kim: Hey Sakura? Ya' ever wondered why we started narrating this thing anyway?

Sakura: I DON'T KNOW!! MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE THIS STUPID THING OFF MY NECK!!!!!

Kim: Nah! I'll just leave it on for a while!!

Sakura: You suck.

Kim: I know, huh? *smiles*

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Inuyasha: You.......... *grabs Kim* C'mon!!!!

Kim: Hey!!!

*meanwhile, Miroku boredly waits in the forest*

Miroku: *sigh* Nothing interesting happens anymore.

Inuyasha: Get over here ya' little !@#$%^&*

Kim: Hey!! Don't call me that!!

Miroku: *looks up curiously* Inuyasha?!

Inuyasha: Miroku?

Miroku: Inuyasha! I can't believe it's you!!!

Inuyasha: Hey! Miroku!!

Miroku: *runs passed Inuyasha* Where's Kagome? Man! She was always quite the looker!!

Inuyasha: *blinks* Gee! *sarcasticly* It's nice to see you again too, ol'buddy!

Miroku: Uhh.... Heh heh! You know I was just jokin'! *sweatdrop hangs from his head*

Inuyasha: Riiigggghhhhhtttttt.

Miroku: *stares at Kim* What's that?

Inuyasha: *stares at Kim* I forgot you were here.

Kim: Idiot

Inuyasha: Huh? Tssssssss! Whatever

Kim (in her mind): He's the worst babysitter ever. By the end of the day, I'll be dead!!

Miroku: *continues to stare at Kim, which is starting to scare her* She's adorable! Who is she?

Inuyasha: That's the evil niece of Kagome, which by the way she decided to plague this curse to
me!!!
Miroku: Evil niece......plague.....curse...? Okay! Whatever! *Miroku stares at Kim some more*
But you said she's Kagome's niece, right? Not daughter. Meaning Kagome is still single,
right?
Inuyasha: Uhhh... yeah..... I guess...?

Miroku: That means I still gotta' chance!!

Inuyasha: *has a little sweatdrop hanging from his head*

Miroku: I know she dumped you, but she's bound to go out with me!!!!

(I made it to where none of the characters got together, so they're all still single! Yeah!!)

Inuyasha: *MAD!* SHUT UP!!

Miroku: *sweatdrop* Uhh.. Woops! Did I just say that out loud?!!

Inuyasha: *ANGRY!!!* DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT KAGOME AGAIN!! WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US IS NONE
OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miroku: *sweatdrop* Sorry! *blinks* Uhh..... Change the subject! You said that Kim was Kagome's
niece, right? *looks around with a dazed expression* Perhaps... she... will look like
Kagome? Kim is really cute.... maybe she'll be prettier than Kagome. *pauses* OH WOW!
PRETTIER THAN KAGOME! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER WHEN SHE'S OLDER!!!

Inuyasha: Ooookaaaaayyyyyy.

Kim: He...is such...a dork!

Miroku: She talks!

Kim: No duh!! *pulls the Sacred Jewel out of her kimono. stares at it. sighs* I'm surrounded
by freaks!

Miroku: *holding his face* Sarcastic little thing. Isn't she?

Kim: You talk too much.

Miroku: *stares at the jewel* Is that the Sacred-

Inuyasha: Sacred Jewel.

Miroku: Wha'?

Inuyasha: Sacred Jewel, Jewel of Four Souls, Shikon no Tama, Shikon Jewel... Whatever you want
ta' call it, that's it!

Miroku: You mean she's the keeper of the Sacred Jewel!

Kim: Dang! I never knew that thing had so many names! I don't think I even have that many!!

Inuyasha: Baka!!

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Sakura: Ya' know what?

Kim: What?

Sakura: You should put one of these rosaries on Miroku.

Kim: Yeah...Huh... Hey Miroku!!!!!

Sakura: This may get messy. SHIELD YOURSELVES!!!! REVIEW!!!!