To make it short, the only charater I own is Kim.

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Kim: SIT!!!!!!!!SIT!!!!!!!SIT!!!!!!!

Miroku, Inuyasha, and Sakura: *wham*

Kim: *relaxes* Phew! That was a close one!!! *stares at Sakura, Inuyasha, and Miroku* This is
actually really fun! Anyway, we must continue the story!!

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Inuyasha and Miroku: *plummeting down the cliff*

Inuyasha: Outta' the way, Perve!!

Miroku: Move it, Half-Breed!!

Inuyasha and Miroku: *start hitting each other and yelling to get the jewel*

*the jewel stops in mid-air and flies upward*

Inuyasha and Miroku: *stare at the jewel. now realize that they're plummeting down a cliff*
YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*BAM!!!!*
*Inuyasha hits the floor, and Miroku lands on top of him with a thud*

*Back on top of the cliff...*

Kim: *pulls up the jewel on the string again. stares down the cliff in amazement*
Let's see...This is Miroku's first time, so I can't blame him, but it's Inuyasha's third,
so what's his excuse? *blinks* Eh! They're both idiots!!

*back down the bottom of the cliff*

Inuyasha: *awakens* Get off me!!! *shoves Miroku off of him. stares at the ill-fated monk, who's
either asleep, or .....* Hmm?! Tsssss!!! Thanks alot ya' dirty lecher!! *stands up*
I'm gettin' real sick of that kid!!! *jumps back up*

(I wonder how many times he could go through this!!!)

Inuyasha: *see's the evil little baby that was plagued upon him* C"MON!!!!! *grabs Kim, hurls her
on his back, and jumps through the air again*

Kim: NOW where're we goin'?

Inuyasha: I'm takin' you to the village to see about getting rid of you!!!

Kim: You're too cruel Kitty-Boy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha: You're crueler than I've ever been, so SHUT UP!!!

Kim: I hate you!

Inuyasha (in his mind): I hate you too, but you don't see me cmplainin'!!

(Inuyasha lands)

Inuyasha: We're here!!

Kim: *sarcasticly* Grreeaaattt!!!

Inuyasha: *looks around for something* Now where.... UH HAH!!! *grabs Kim's wrist* C'MONE!!!

Kim: Not Again!!!!

Inuyasha: *looking forward, and moving really fast* Don't go away......

Villager: AAAHHHHHHHH!!! It's Inuyasha!!!!!!

More villagers: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kim: Why's everyone screaming?

Inuyasha: 'Cause I'm a well known, feared-by-all youkai!

Kim: You could say that again! Your face alone is scary enough!!!!

Inuyasha: SHUT UP!!!

*Inuyasha runs up to a girl*

Inuyasha: HI YA', SANGO!!!!!

Sango (in her mind): Oh no!!!

Sango (out loud): Inuyasha!! *sweatdrop* What brings you to the village? I thought I told you
never to come back!!

Inuyasha: Well I was just lookin for someone to-

Sango: *looks at Kim* Ohh!! Who's that!!

Inuyasha: *dully* That's Kagome's niece, Kim.

Sango: Is Kagome here?

Inuyasha: No. Now as I was saying-

Sango: She's so cuuutteeeeee!!!!!!

Inuyasha (in his mind): *mad* Yeah right!! You'd say she was cut if she was covered in blood and
holding a knife!!

Inuyasha (out loud): Could you just wait and hear me out?!!!

Sango: Okay! Fine!!

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Kim: Sorry! That's what we got for now!! Don't worry! There's still a bit more to come!

Sakura: Why don't you take these stupid necklaces off us already?

Kim: Oh!! I can't do that NOW!! If I do, ya'll 'id beat the crap outta' me!!

Mirku: !@#$%^&*

Kim: I wish you guys could stop saying that!!! Well don't worry! The story will continue!!
(eventually, if I feel like it!)