I don't own any Inuyasha characters.

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Kim: *Stares at everyone in amazement* You guys really can't take those things off?

Sakura: No Duh Idiot! Why else do you think we've been so upset!!!

Kim: *shrugs*

Sakura: Ugggh!!! Baka!!

Kim: Whatever

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Inuyasha: I need you to do me a favor.

Sango: If it involves Miroku, or your brother, then count me out!!!

Inuyasha: LEAVE THE PERVERT AND PRETTY BOY OUTTA' THIS!!!!!

Miroku: Yeah! Leave me outta' this!

Sango and Inuyasha: *stare in amazement*

Miroku: What?

Sango: When did you get here?!

Inuyasha: I thought you were dead!!

Miroku: *shrugs*

*Miroku runs to Sango, with little roses and hearts in the backround*

Miroku: Oh Sango!! My love!! I missed you so my dear!!

Inuyasha (in his mind): What Kind of corny crap is he muttering?!

Sango: Forget it Miroku!! It's over!!

Miroku: But little Flower-

Sango: DON'T YOU LITTLE FLOWER ME MISTER!!!

Miroku: But-

Sango: No Miroku! It's over!! I loved you once, but you would go for everty eligible woman!! You
would always ask them to 'bare your child'!!!

Miroku: But-

Sango: No Miroku!! It's over!!

Inuyasha: *breaks out in hysterical laughter* HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Sango: *stare*

Inuyasha: No way!!! You two were like, going out!!!

Sango: *blushes* That was a long time ago!!!

Miroku: Not that long ago.

Sango: DO YOU NOT CALL THREE YEARS A LONG TIME?!!!!??!!?

Inuyasha: *continues to laugh* No way!!!! *looks at them like they're stars in a sitcom, or
somethin'* You to were seeing each other, then she dumps you!! HOW PATHETIC!! Ha ha!!!!

Miroku: *blushes a little bit, but not as much as Sango*

Miroku: Shut up!

Inuyasha: *stares at him, and just starts laughing harder* Oh God!! No wonder you were trying
to find ways to try hitting on Kagome!! Bwa Ha!!!!!

Miroku: *little sweatdrop* Ex-nay on the agome-Kay..

Sango: WHAT!!!!!!!!

Miroku: Heh heh? *sweatdrop*

Sango: *looks at Miroku like she's about to burst* FIRST! YOU GO AND GET FRESH WITH KAGOME, AND
THEN YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO EXPECT ME TO TAKE YOU BACK!!!

Miroku: *cowers like a puppy*

Inuyasha: Ha ha!! This just keeps getting better and better!!!!

Sango: *on the verge of tears* How could you Miroku!!

Miroku: But-

Sango: No!! You have ashamed me enough!!

Miroku: But I thought you dumped me?

Sango: That's not the point!!!

Inuyasha: *Continues to laugh*

Sango: *stares at Inuyasha*

Miroku: *blinks* *suddenly gets mad* Shut up Inuyasha!!!! It's not as funny as when Kagome
dumped you!!!

Inuyasha: *suddenly stops laughing* Hmm?!... Gee! Thanks for putting a downer to my good time!!

Miroku: What 'da ya' mean 'good time'??

Sango: Waa?!! She dumped you?!!!

Inuyasha: GEE MIROKU!!! WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL THE WHOLE WORLD ABOUT MY MISERY!!!!!!!!

Sango: How sad!!! I wonder why she dumped you..

Inuyasha: She said it was because she's human, and I'm a hanyou, and we live in two different
eras, so it'd never work out!! The !@#$%^&*!!!!!!!

Miroku: Don't use such language when in front of a lady!!!

Inuyasha: AH! Put a sock in it!! You've said enough!!!

Sango: Oh! That makes some sense, but you were such a cut couple!!!

Inuyasha: COULD WE QUIT WITH THE JUDJEMENTS PEOPLE!!

Sango: And you were so cute!!!!

Miroku: SANGO!! How could you!!!!

Sango: Oh please!! I already dumped, and maybe I have some kind of hope with Inuyasha!!

Inuyasha: Yeah right!! You're no where near being pretty as Kagome.

Sango: Well! What do you know!! You're just a hanyou who's known for his thing for dead girls!

Inuyasha: *ignoring her* I can't believe it! Kagome dumps me, and then expects me to babysit her
two-year-old ---- AHHH!! WHERE'S KIM!!!!

Sango and Miroku: YOU LOST HER???!!!!!!!??!!!!????????!!!!!!

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Kim: Sakura?

Sakura: What!

Kim: Did you know that I have absolutely no reason for putting the rosary on you?

Sakura: Really?

Kim: Mmm hmmm

Sakura: I thought it was because I stook your head in that tree at the beginning of this story!

Kim: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura: YOu mean you didn't know?

Kim: SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!

Sakura: *wham*