Disclaimer: I clearly don't own Harry Potter or the rights to the "Fresh Price of Bel Air" theme song. I just love them both dearly and was bored one day during pre-calc.
Author's Note: It's the theme from "Fresh Price of Bel Air" preformed here by Harry Potter! Hehe! It's the story of how Harry came to Hogwarts and such, w00t. Will Smith is probably crying in a corner somewhere right now...oh well! Happy reading! Love, Q
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Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, I've got a story of sorts,
I'll tell you how I became a wizard at the school of Hogwarts.
To Little Surry, England I was brought and raised,
In a cupboard under the stairs I spend most of my days.
Daydreamin' and schemin' and playin' it real cool,
Makin' crazy things happen to Dudley at the zoo.
When a million of letters arrived from owls galore
Uncle Vernon went mad and moved us to a hut far from shore.
My 11th birthday came, I made a wish and to my surprise
Hagrid told me I was a wizard and I couldn't believe my eyes.
In Diagon Alley I got some robes, an owl, quills, and a wand
Then Hagrid left me with a ticked for Platform 9¾, which was odd.
Then I came across a sight that was particularly rare:
A family of red-headed wizards from the Burrow - not Bel Air.
We pulled up to the station in the Hogwarts Express
And Hagrid yelled to us first years, "This way!" and in boats we left.
I looked at the castle, I was finally there
To be sorted into Gryffindor and start my first year.
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