AUTHOR'S NOTE

I notice that in "She's the Sun", HP Baxxter is dead but in "break it up" (the 2nd chappy), HP Baxxter is alive. You must be wondering how HP Baxxter could suddenly become alive again. Well, it's because... it's fiction! And... um... I wanted HP baxxter to die in every story... sounds lame but... who gives!! *shrugs*

I also notice another problem. Break It Up was made before She's the Sun but who really cares? (as in, the songs when the songs were made) It's just a stupid fanfic! (more like anti-fanfic!) I also don't think you already knew that... not many of you are Scooter fans, right? Well, I'm not one! But I know a certain someone who is!! *grins*

I really can't get those bold thingies and the italic thingies working!! You know, the b and the i!! they don't work!! ARGH!! I need them!! It would make my stories much easier to read!!! ARGH!!! And if anyone knows how to, can you please, please, PLEASE tell me?

Btw, I would just like to say that the whole point of these scooter spoofs was to make HP Baxxter sound really dumb and kill him. It's also my first fanfic! I know it's really crap but it's my FIRST EVA fanfic!!

***NOTE TO ANNABELLE: *** (reply to ur awfully long review)

I accept flames from you, annie. I don't care much but as long as you review, I'm fine. And I admit, I'm crazy and there's probably something wrong with me. Maybe influence from lindley...

I also admit that I'm a weirdo and GOD ANNIE!! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I SWEAR?! You know that I do! Especially on msn... hehe *grins* That's why I have swear words/ rude words in both my stories! =D

Also I would like to point out the fact that I can't write proper stories!!! I already said that before, Annabelle! And the gun thing was probably.. a bit too much... I admit. XD

I cannot write anything good, I suck at English (you know that!!!) and I don't think I'll be able to write anything 'beneficial.' Maybe give me a couple more years and I'll probably write much betta stuff, at least more mature stuff!

I would like to point out the fact that Emma Lindley is NOT worse that Saddam Hussein!! I mean, Saddam Hussein is a dictator (I think) and is brutal and mean and force ppl to do stuff. He is a 'baddie baddie', a tyrant (I think...) and actually kills ppl! While Emma Lindley on the other hand, just talks non-stop about guns, Scooter and is very immature. Did I mention wacko and crazy? Nope but you get the general idea.

In general, I CANNOT write good stories. OK?!

(you lucky thing! You get to miss the last day of school and go off to America!! WAAH!! And go to Disney Land as well!! WAAAAAAAH!!! Unfair! UNFAIR!!!)