R.I.P Richard Harris. In my heart, you'll always be The Great Dumbledore!

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A/N: And we come to chapter two! As you see I changed the title! Coz, well the other one was shite! LOL! A cookie to all the reviewers (named below!!) and hope you all review again for this! Now remember that I've never been on a cruise.. So I don't have the foggiest! I've been on a ferry, but that's about it lol! So if anyone wants to email me about what it's like on a Cruise... Jennifer.malt@ntlworld.com Oh yes, and I couldn't be bothered with checking my books, so the spellings of some things may be wrong.

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Chapter 2 - Great holiday!

It took Draco a few moments to get over the initial shock of being on the wrong ship. Now what should he do? He couldn't apparate to his fathers cruise ship. His father never let him learn and he wouldn't til' he was the proper age to have lessons. Draco had argued til' he was blue in the face, but it was useless. Apparently Lucius didn't want the bother with the Ministry when he had more important things to deal with. Meaning the Dark Lord. And that Draco should exercise some patience and wait.

Draco took a look around at the thinning crowd. Great. A muggle filled ship. He realised that he had to do something soon, as the stewardess at the reception was suspiciously eyeing him and nudging her friend.
He turned and looked out of the window where he saw the port fade away.
'Think... THINK! Use your Slytherin ability!' And with that, Draco thought up a plan.

Taking a few deep-calming breaths, he slowly turned and walked towards the reception area.

"E... Excuse me?" Draco spoke giving them the puppy-eye look and half a pout. The blonde woman with the bad blue mascara turned and looked down at him.

"Yes, uh, sir?" She asked, raising one perfectly shaped eyebrow.

Draco sniffed a little and forced a lone tear out of his eyes. "I think I g-got on the.." another sniff. "...Wrong ship! My parents told me our ship is named 'Rosemarita' and this is the 'Contastica'!" Draco wiped his face on the back of his hand. The two women's faces turned from 'snotty' to 'concerned and girly'. The Malfoy charm was working. He took a deep breath and continued.

"So I'm on the wrong ship, all on my own..." His voice went higher to add to the affect of panic, "... With no money and..." Time for the dramatic pause. "And, I'm scared!" He whispered the last part.

The two females 'awwww'ed. 'Muggles are so gullible!' He thought to himself, as he won their hearts. That was for sure, as before he had the change to add more 'lost boy' charm; the two females (he'd found out the blonde one was called Marissa, and her friend was called Peta.) had got him a snack and a drink, and also some tissues in case he got upset again.

Fifteen minutes later the Captain had came down after Peta called for him, and heard the story. Within the next few more minutes the Captain had called the Captain of the 'Rosemarita' and got hold of Mr. Malfoy and explained where his only son was at and how he came about to be there. Draco was still getting mothered over by Peta and Marissa, and he didn't object to it either. Malfoy told Captain Tremore to give Draco all he needed to be cared for while he was aboard, until the holiday finished. Peta the stewardess took Mr. Malfoy's credit card details (yes he has one for emergencies!) and gave Draco his cabin key along with a message from his father. It said that he had to behave himself, be careful around strangers and not to spend too much money. Draco translated this to 'No magic. No getting involved with ANYWAY with them muggles, and... Don't spend too much money.'
'Yeah right.' Draco looked at his key. 266. Marissa gave him directions, and off he went.

~*~

Ron barged into Ginny's room. They each had their own cabin next door to each other.

"Have you seen the bathrooms?! It's... well it's a bathroom, but still!! No waiting for you to shower, do your hair, then make-up, redo the hair..." He trailed off looking at the death glare Ginny was sending him.

"Well at least I'm not in the bathroom talking to my reflection. 'Oh Ronald! You sexy thang!' and then the singing to yourself. What was it? That muggle song.. Oh... I believe in miracles, since you came along, you sexy thing, sexy thing you..." Ginny pretended to dance in front of a mirror. "Does Hermione know you do this?!" She laughed.

Ron had turned beet-red. "I... I bloody well do not!" He spluttered.

"Oh and another thing, don't barge into my room again! How do you know I wasn't changing?" She narrowed her eyes at him.

"You should have locked the door sis." Ron answered and flopped on to Ginny's bed. "When's dinner?" He added. Ginny slammed the door shut on her wardrobe.

"Ron! It's just passed lunchtime! Go and get a sandwich or something! Take a tour! Do anything! Just get out of my room! I wanna get changed!" She half shouted, showing her Weasley female temper.

"Well fine! God! Females!" Muttering, Ron left her room while it was still safe to do so. He headed to his own cabin to get his Cannon's hat, so he could go on a tour of the ship. On his own. Without his moody sister. Just with his hat.

Molly and Arthur had told the two earlier that they could do as they please, as long as they had their pass with them, which would get them all whatever they needed. Then they pushed Ginny and Ron out of their room suddenly, in quite a hurry go get rid of them. Ginny clicked on why immediately, but Ron... well you know Ron.

Ginny took a look out of the windows. Their cabins were 1st class, so she was looking down one level to the deck. She could still see the city where they departed from. It looked near, yet so far at the same time. Ginny saw a small speedboat pass the Cruise ship, heading back towards the docks and marina. She was wondering what everyone was up to. Harry, and Hermione... Well, Harry was probably having fun at the Dursleys. She had a sudden pang of guilt. Here she was starting her holiday, and he was there, with them. And Hermione. She would probably be finishing her homework. Typical of her.
True, she had only been on board for about half an hour, but she was missing everyone. Including the pranks from Fred and George!

Grabbing her light jacket off the back of her dressing table chair, she slowly slid it up her arms. Ginny then grabbed her cabin key, and her pass card and put them in her pocket. Looking in the mirror she frowned at her hair. She ran her brush through it once and headed to the door.

Upon exiting her cabin she locked it and checked the door. She then turned and started to walk, when someone in a rush knocked her over.

"Oh, sorry." Came a male voice, not sounding sorry at all. Hair all over her face, she felt herself being pulled up by the stranger.

"No, im sorry... thanks for..." She pushed her hair back. "Malfoy?!"

"In the flesh Weasley. Draco answered coolly. If he was shocked, he hid it well. He pushed his trunk against the wall.

"Wha.. But, what...?" Ginny was flabbergasted. Were her brown eyes deceiving her? Had the sea air got to her brain? No... She hadn't been outside yet.

Draco raised one eyebrow. "Oh do spit it out already."

Ginny reddened with anger. "Why are you here?" She asked.

"Well I though that was obvious. I'm on h-o-l-i-d-a-y!" He rolled his eyes and looked around the corridor, giving the impression of complete and utter boredom.

"Yes yes! But, why... here?!"

"Because ickle Weedly, this..." He pointed behind him to the door opposite Ginny's. "... Is my room." He sneered as got his key out. He opened the door and dragged his trunk inside, then shut the door on the half shocked and half angry Ginny. Still staring at the point where Draco was stood.

"Well this is gunna be a GREAT holiday!" She said to herself, walking off finally.

~*~

Shocked. He was completely shocked. What was worse than being on the wrong ship, packed with muggles? Being on a ship with the Weasleys. No... Worse than that, the cabin opposite Ginny Weasley! He'd known they would be on this ship as they won that competition, but he had hoped he wouldn't be so close to them. Maybe even avoid them! But since he was this lucky so far, it was to be expected.

Draco sat on the end of his bed. Hm. What do to... what to do... He could unpack? Nope, do that later. Maybe sleep? After all, his mother did wake him up early. Though he didn't really need his beauty sleep... He checked his watch... then he looked around the cabin. It had a double sized bed against the back wall, and a dressing table on the wall to the left, and to the right was his wardrobe and a door leading to the bathroom. The décor was light colourings, giving off a fresh airy affect. Draco looked at his watch on his left wrist. Three minutes had passed since he last checked. He sighed. How could he spend two weeks here, when he couldn't last less than five minutes? A sly smile crossed his face.
Well he could always annoy Ginny and or Ron?

Getting up off his bed, he grabbed the key, and that card the Captain said would get him food and things, and headed out to find the two Weasleys. 'Or maybe just Ginny...' He though to himself. If he were going to be seen with a Weasley, at least it'd be a female one.

He walked out of the corridor and headed towards the stairs. He didn't like the look of the 'evilator' that people were getting onto and stepping out of. Stupid muggles. Running down the stairs he found himself on a wide passage way. To his left and right he saw two doors leaning to the decks, and in front of him was a restaurant named 'Especias Comida Restuarante'.

He exited the left door and walked passed some deck chairs, towards the railings. Draco took a few deep breaths in. Fish. He could smell fish. He turned his nose up and looked to his right. Red hair. Long red hair. Must be the ickle Weedly. Slowly, he walked up to her. She was looking out at the sea, watching the gentle waves lap against the speeding up ship. Tapping her on the shoulder she spun around.

"I'm bored. What shall we do?" He asked, slyly grinning down to Ginny.

"Well you... you can jump over board, and me? I'll stand here and watch!" She said gaining her voice.

"Now that was uncalled for! Really upset me now! But, if that's what you want..." He trailed off and pushed himself up against the railings. He expected her to scream or pull him off or something, but when that didn't happen he turned his head. He wasn't greeted by Ginny looking shocked, but by Ginny looking like she was about to burst with suppressed laugher, and... And a grumpy steward giving him the evil eyes.

'Shit.'

"... And that is why it's unsafe to play on the rails. Now young man, take your girlfriend here, and go play somewhere else." Draco had gone through the lecture throwing looks at the giggling Ginny. And if looks could kill. As the steward finally stopped waving a threatening finger at Draco and left, Ginny let it all out.

"Oh.. My.. God!! Did you see his face?! You should have seen your face!! What a picture! If only I had a camera! Wait til Ron hears about this!" Ginny ran on, trying to control her laughter.

Draco was not impressed. At all. "Shut. Up." He told her in what he hoped to be a threatening voice.

"But, god! He really knew his rule book!" She said, as Draco walked started to walk away. She ran after him. "Rule 42b of the blah blah strictly forbids yadda yadda... And when you break the foresaid rules young man, you blergh blergh... He sounds like Hermione reading off the rules of the school to Harry and Ron back at Hogwarts!"

"Weasley, leave me alone."

"But you came to me remember?"

"I knew that."

"Sure you did."

"I said I did, didn't I?"

"Yes, I just don't believe you, Draco."

"Fine. I won't be loosing sleep over that."

"So, now what can we do? Oh! I know...! We Can find Ron and..." She asked him.

This was not going his way. He wanted to annoy her! Not the other way around.

'Oh what a great holiday.' Draco thought to himself, as he did his best to block out the annoying voice of the redheaded Gryffindor that was trailing behind him. 'Bloody great.'

A/N: *Bites lower lip* So whaddya think then? ... Bad? Terrible? Horrid? Or... even maybe possibly good?? Argh! I don't know! Review and tell me? Don't flame though, I don't like flames!! LOL! Um... So yeah, as I said I don't really know proper terms for things on a ship so help me out? Most importantly, REVIEW!!!!! Did I mention review? Thanks to Sheenee for the restaurant name too!

Next chapter: Will Draco get revenge? Will Ginny ever stop talking? And Ron... *evil grin* Yes, our poor poor Ron. Heh.. heh heh heh... And will the Weasleys vacuums' cousin make an appearance?? Wait and see!