Jacqueline Zimmermann blames her parents, especially her mother, for the eating disorder that derails her modeling career. Note: this is basically all angst, it discusses eating disorders and suicide, and the Zimmerparents (Alicia especially) do not come out looking good.

Bitty, a witch, and Jack, a computer programmer, live in separate cabins in the same clearing in the woods, both on the run from difficult pasts. Despite their mutual physical attraction, they don't really like each other until the day that Jack breaks his wrist and Bitty fixes it. T for swearing.

An alternate scene set at the beginning of spring semester of Year 2. Bitty and Jack talk about Bitty's past; Jack realizes he's in love; they both confess feelings while making peanut butter cookies. T for swearing.

Bitty and Jack aren't the only gods still around. At a game, they encounter someone from Bitty's past. Sequel to "Cornucopia" and "Numina."

Ford declares a contest in which the boys must recite theatrical monologues to try to win a hand-knit sweater. Eleven SMH bros compete.

The third installment in my a cappella AU. Jack's junior year at Samwell, SMH adds three new singers, including a baritone named Eric whose classical vocal training is more of a liability than an asset. Somewhere along the way, Jack falls for him.

Larissa joins SMH, the a cappella group formerly known as Samwell Men's Harmonies, and figures out their gender.

In the wake of Jack's overdose, his therapist convinces him to try to find a new hobby. After a few false starts, Jack takes up singing. Once he gets to Samwell, he joins the a cappella group Samwell Men's Harmonies. T for swearing.

Physically, Jack is bigger and stronger than Eric. But it never feels that way.

Some marriages last "until death do us part." Some last longer. When the love of your life is a literal kitchen god, the afterlife is a bit different than expected.

Five times Jack pulls all-nighters and one time he doesn't.

Holster thinks he and Ransom are ready to take their relationship to the next level, right until Ransom scoots away and starts apologizing. Turns out Ransom is asexual and hasn't been treated well in the past. TW for a panic attack.

Jack and Kent have playlists about each other, which Kent figures out when he searches Jack's old Livejournal username on Spotify and finds a public account. Kent likes Jack's playlist about him, which leads to Jack finding Kent's account, which leads to a phone call and a much-needed conversation. Set in 2012 (though the details about Spotify may not be very 2012-ish).

Jack is doing better now, most of the time, but when Jack's latest panic attack frightens Bitty, it forces Jack to remember a time when he accidentally frightened Kent, which in turn makes him realize that he and Kent really do both owe each other a lot of apologies. After talking to his therapist, he decides to try apologizing to Kent. TW for suicidal thoughts and self-harm.

According to the 2019-20 NHL rulebook, the EBUG rule is: "In regular League and Playoff games, if both listed goalkeepers are incapacitated, that team shall be entitled to dress and play any available goalkeeper who is eligible. This goalkeeper is eligible to sit on the player's bench, in uniform." Ok, so no one expected Chowder to play when the Falconers needed EBUG

Kent Parson protects his rookie. Even if it means making a phone call to a number he wasn't supposed to have. The first thing he blurts out is, 'please don't hang up. I'm calling with a Captain issue.' It turns out that's enough to keep Jack on the line. Parson centric. Zimbits & Pater background

Jack hasn't loved like this before, and he's not sure if it's platonic or romantic. Spoiler alert: it's platonic. Written for OMGCP Friendship Week. Today's prompt is "late night conversations."

Obviously, Dex has some learning to do. Perhaps less obviously, so does B. Somehow, they wind up learning from each other. Written for OMGCP Friendship Week. Today's prompt is "late night conversations."

Dex gets disowned after coming out as gay. SMH is there for him. Written for OMGCP Friendship Week. Today's prompt is "family."

Five times Holster hugs a member of SMH, and one time SMH dogpiles Holster. Written for OMGCP Friendship Week. Today's prompt is "stress."

After a tough loss, Nursey and Dex actually communicate for once. It ends in kissing.

During B. S. Knight's first year at Harvard Law, they come out to Lardo as nonbinary.

Shitty stays with Jack for the weekend, and notices something on the fridge. A One-shot.

Five times a certain member of SMH lost his shirt, and one time Jack found the shirt for him.

Eric's always been a werewolf. And like with being gay, it colors everything.