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Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!.

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*Joey took a couple of dozen more steps and entered his house.*

Joey (releasing the puppy onto the floor): So.....What should I do with you?

Puppy (wagging his tail and looking at Joey):.........(bark).

Joey:..........I'll call you........Hmmm....Um..... ..........................I'll call you "Doggie"...for now.......Now, where should I keep you? Um....I'll just......Oh, screw this! I need to check upon my hair!

*Joey picks up the dog with one arm and goes to his room. He then looks into his mirror.*

Joey: Hmmm....A little messy.....But everything seems to be in order!

*As the pup observes the room, he gets an urge to chew something. Joey then picks him up to leave the room.*

Doggie: (bark)

*Just then, Doggie amazingly manages to "bite off" a little bit of hair off of one of Joey's bangs.*

Joey: AHH!! *(--He let's go of Doggie.--)* Nooo!! That was my favorite bang!!

*Joey falls down to his knees facing Doggie.*

Joey: DUDE, I thought we were FRIENDS!!

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This chappie's just weird!