My Bestfriend's Funeral
By Kitsune
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~T_Tx Why shopping should be OUTLAWED
This is almost the gayest thing that has ever happened to me. THE gayest thing that has
happened to me was being mistaken for a girl.... but I'm not getting into that.-_-x;;;;;; I'm shopping in the busiest place in the whole market. If I lived in the 21st century, this is what the malls would be like on saturday. Aoshi has decided to come with us as part of his counceling.
"Be strong, Aoshi!" Kaoru says to Aoshi. Aoshi has a grim look on his face. Aoshi ALWAYS has a grim look on his face because he is a sad, morbid little man.(Aoshi is my favorite character, I am not bashing him. Besides, I think his morbid look is sexay! *_-. [Aoshi:....])
So... here I am, with Kaoru... In the market.... with Aoshi towering over me. So, I scratch that last line in paragraph 2... sad, morbid, TALL man. I give a pained look. Why am I so damn short?! WHY!?
"Are you ok, Kenshin? You keep looking up at Aoshi and you're talkin' to yourself."
"ORO? It must be the grief in my pained heart speaking aloud."
Kaoru gives me a hug. I used to love getting hugs from Kaoru, but she grew a couple more inches before she was eighteen... and is now taller than me. I am the shortest person at the Kamiya Dojo... even Yahiko is gaining up on me... I swear.
We walk over to an incredibly crowded clothes stand. If only I could read. Kaoru stares at the sign for a second and Aoshi looks scared, I 'm guessing he read the sign. Lucky educated people.
"I think that says everything is 75% off..... 75%! Kenshin! We're buying you're clothes here!"
It's my turn to be frightened. Kaoru runs into the large mass of rabid consumers who look frighteningly like zombies. Kaoru runs out about ten seconds later with 4 gi's. One was green, one was violet, one was black, and the other was a dark blue color. Oh no. Not that gi. Of course it'll be the best looking one... but I have worn that color way to long.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~T_T/ flashback
"Since you ruined all of your gi's being absolute clutz all the time, baka deshi, we have to buy you a new one.
You're getting that blue one because you don't look so stupid in blue. And it's on sale, so I won't have to spend to much money on your sorry ass." Hiko/Shishou said, and you know what? I wore that color 20 years! 20!
I will NEVER wear it again.
"That will be 30\, Arigatou"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~T_Tx end flashback
"Kenshin. You're all spacing out and talking to yourself again."
"ORO? It's the grief again."
"I understand this is a solemn mission, sweetie, but it has to be done."
"Hai, Kaoru-dono."
I take a deep breath and take the clothes to the changing room behind the stand. Aoshi gives me a thumbs up. It's disturbing.
Even though I tried for no more character bashing..............Kenshin just needs to be character bashed even though he's tied with Aoshi as my favorite.
Disclaimer(I 4got last time): The sexay boyz in this story are not mine... nor is the show. Watshuki can have the show if I can have my sexay Aoshi-honey though! (*Gets fired at with many kunais* Fine, let's see who Aoshi-honey picks Misao! Tell her![Aoshi:....])
Preview:
"Kenshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin! Lookin' hot my baby carrot! Dos anyone ever tell you how well you cleanup?"
Aoshi says. It's VERY disturbing.
NO! I'm just joking! I would never do that! here's the real preview...
Preview:
"Wow.... You look very nice Kenshin. I think the Violet looks the best though. It matches your eyes very well."
says KAORU *ahem* I look in the mirror. It looks very good. At least its more manly then magenta.
Omake:
Kaoru: Daijoubu Kenshin? Kenshin!? Dame!
*Kaoru runs into a naked kenshin*
Kenshin: *blush*
Kaoruuuuu no BAKAAAAAAAAAAAA!
By Kitsune
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~T_Tx Why shopping should be OUTLAWED
This is almost the gayest thing that has ever happened to me. THE gayest thing that has
happened to me was being mistaken for a girl.... but I'm not getting into that.-_-x;;;;;; I'm shopping in the busiest place in the whole market. If I lived in the 21st century, this is what the malls would be like on saturday. Aoshi has decided to come with us as part of his counceling.
"Be strong, Aoshi!" Kaoru says to Aoshi. Aoshi has a grim look on his face. Aoshi ALWAYS has a grim look on his face because he is a sad, morbid little man.(Aoshi is my favorite character, I am not bashing him. Besides, I think his morbid look is sexay! *_-. [Aoshi:....])
So... here I am, with Kaoru... In the market.... with Aoshi towering over me. So, I scratch that last line in paragraph 2... sad, morbid, TALL man. I give a pained look. Why am I so damn short?! WHY!?
"Are you ok, Kenshin? You keep looking up at Aoshi and you're talkin' to yourself."
"ORO? It must be the grief in my pained heart speaking aloud."
Kaoru gives me a hug. I used to love getting hugs from Kaoru, but she grew a couple more inches before she was eighteen... and is now taller than me. I am the shortest person at the Kamiya Dojo... even Yahiko is gaining up on me... I swear.
We walk over to an incredibly crowded clothes stand. If only I could read. Kaoru stares at the sign for a second and Aoshi looks scared, I 'm guessing he read the sign. Lucky educated people.
"I think that says everything is 75% off..... 75%! Kenshin! We're buying you're clothes here!"
It's my turn to be frightened. Kaoru runs into the large mass of rabid consumers who look frighteningly like zombies. Kaoru runs out about ten seconds later with 4 gi's. One was green, one was violet, one was black, and the other was a dark blue color. Oh no. Not that gi. Of course it'll be the best looking one... but I have worn that color way to long.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~T_T/ flashback
"Since you ruined all of your gi's being absolute clutz all the time, baka deshi, we have to buy you a new one.
You're getting that blue one because you don't look so stupid in blue. And it's on sale, so I won't have to spend to much money on your sorry ass." Hiko/Shishou said, and you know what? I wore that color 20 years! 20!
I will NEVER wear it again.
"That will be 30\, Arigatou"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~T_Tx end flashback
"Kenshin. You're all spacing out and talking to yourself again."
"ORO? It's the grief again."
"I understand this is a solemn mission, sweetie, but it has to be done."
"Hai, Kaoru-dono."
I take a deep breath and take the clothes to the changing room behind the stand. Aoshi gives me a thumbs up. It's disturbing.
Even though I tried for no more character bashing..............Kenshin just needs to be character bashed even though he's tied with Aoshi as my favorite.
Disclaimer(I 4got last time): The sexay boyz in this story are not mine... nor is the show. Watshuki can have the show if I can have my sexay Aoshi-honey though! (*Gets fired at with many kunais* Fine, let's see who Aoshi-honey picks Misao! Tell her![Aoshi:....])
Preview:
"Kenshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin! Lookin' hot my baby carrot! Dos anyone ever tell you how well you cleanup?"
Aoshi says. It's VERY disturbing.
NO! I'm just joking! I would never do that! here's the real preview...
Preview:
"Wow.... You look very nice Kenshin. I think the Violet looks the best though. It matches your eyes very well."
says KAORU *ahem* I look in the mirror. It looks very good. At least its more manly then magenta.
Omake:
Kaoru: Daijoubu Kenshin? Kenshin!? Dame!
*Kaoru runs into a naked kenshin*
Kenshin: *blush*
Kaoruuuuu no BAKAAAAAAAAAAAA!