Interlude
Ascot- This is NOT my fault! Umi-Yeah, it is.your not gonna deny it again are you? Ascot-Hell yeah I am! Fuu-Ascot! ~Hikaru, Lantis and Mokona enter~ Umi-Oh, by the way, Mokona, you are so NOT God. Mokona-Yeah.I am. Hikaru-Mokona, I don't like that attitude. Mokona-Sorry Hikaru. Lantis-Oh, all apologetic now eh!? Hikaru-Umi, did you know in the art books that Clamp drew.? Lantis-Speaking of which, I am NOT that close to Eagle. ~Em enters along with Eagle, Ferio, and Zagato~ Zagato-You! You freakin' pink thing! Mokona-Puu? Zagato-Shut it fluff ball, I know you can talk. ~All round on Em~ Ferio-This is your fault! Fuu-I'm allergic to marshmallows! Eagle-How can you be allergic to marshmallows? Fuu-Shut up Eagle! Em-Uhh.I'm gonna go now. Lantis-Oh no you're not. Em-Yeah, I am. Zagato-I think I'm gonna go now too.
~Enter Kamui (X/1999), Sakura (Cardcaptors), Misaki (Angelic Layer) and Kohaku (Wish)~ Misaki-What's up guys!? Kohaku-Could someone explain this too me? **Holds up a cell phone** Kamui-Why do you need a cell phone? Kohaku-I wanted to call Shuichiro. Sakura-Are you obsessed or what?! Misaki-Oh, it's not like you are or anything right?! ~Rayearth crew is looking on in horror~ Fuu-Do you people have any respect for your elders? Kamui-I'm older than you. Lantis-And I'm taller. Misaki-Nobody cares Lantis! Lantis-I know, but still.I am taller. ~Exit Fuu, Hikaru, Mokona, Umi, Eagle, Lantis and Ascot~ Zagato-Thank God. Kohaku-I still don't understand this! **Waves cell phone around** Sakura-SHUT UP! Kohaku-Well fine little Miss Cardcaptor! ~Exit Kohaku and Sakura~ Em-Okay who's left.Kamui, Misaki, Zagato. Zagato-So Kamui, you think YOU'RE depressed? Kamui-Umm.I uhh. Misaki-Huh, everyone he knew got killed, why shouldn't he be? Zagato-Speaking of which, where is that stupid Emeraude? She took my car.Em- er-aude! ~Singing~ ~Exit Zagato~ Kamui-Ugh, I think I'm gonna be sick. ~Exit Kamui~ Misaki-It wasn't that bad Kamui! Em-So. Misaki-Why haven't I had my own fic yet? Em-Umm.. Misaki-Sakura has, Rayearth has. Em-Yeah, well Kamui hasn't, neither has Kohaku. Misaki-Well, Kohaku's a ditz. Em-I know but. Misaki-How do you write a fic about a complete ditz?! Em-Well how 'bout Kamui? Misaki-To depressive Em-And? Misaki-At least I'M not depressed or a ditz. Em-You've got a crazy professor. Misaki-So? Em-How do you make a fic out of a Jr. High school girl with a battle doll and a crazy prof.? Misaki-How do you make a fic out of characters that are already dead? Em-I can, I'm the author around here. Misaki-No, Clamp is and they already did so ha! Em-Good for you. Misaki-That's it I'm so out of here! ~Exit Misaki~ ~Enter Kamui and Lantis~ Kamui-There gone! Lantis-And I have my own fic! Kamui-So, Em like's me better! Em-Okay let's not judge here. Lantis-Oh yeah? Prove it! Kamui-Fine, Em, who do you like better, this guy or me? Em-actually. ~Enter Trunks (DBZ), Jonouchi (Yu-Gi-Oh!), and Yusuke (YuYu Hakusho)~ Em-Hey guys! Jonouchi-These losers bugging you? Yusuke-Yeah, if they are we can put an end to that. Trunks-You guys wanna leave, or do we have to make you? Em-uhh. ~Zagato skips past~ Zagato-Emeraaaaaaaaaaaauuuude!!!!!!!!!! ~Everyone sweatdrops~ Yusuke-that's just gross Jonouchi-Yeah, all they needed was those flowers in the background. ~Enter Van (Escaflowne)~ Van-Weren't those weird people from Clamp just here? Yusuke-Not like you care? Van-Just wanted to know. Yusuke-Yeah, well what about Hitomi? Van-Damn, I left her with Merle. Yusuke-You're pathetic. ~Exit Yusuke~ Lantis-Whatever, this is stupid. ~Exit Lantis~ Kamui-Yeah? Well so are you! Trunks-Was that supposed to be an insult? Kamui-Uhh.yeah Jonouchi-Wasn't a very good one. Em-Guys. Van-yeah? Kamui-what? Trunks-is something wrong? Jonouchi-Are they coming back? Em-How 'bout we all do something that we agree on? Trunks-I know! I know! Em-Yes? Trunks-How bout we. Jonouchi-go torture Pokémon? Van-Sounds good to me. Kamui-Sure. Em-Huh, not bad, let's go. Jonouchi-First Pokemon, then the world! Trunks-We'll have to work on that one. ~Exit all~ ~Zagato skips past~ Zagato-Emeraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaude?! ~Enter Em~ Em-Zagato, hon, the clips over. Zagato-Really? Em-Yeah. Zagato-Oh.Hmmm. ~Zagato skips off stage~ Zagato-Emeraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaudeeeee! Em-This is gonna take a while. ~End~ ~Enter Em~ Em-Thanks for joining us today! It's been really fun hanging out with all of you.okay maybe not ALL of you. ~Enter Kamui~ Kamui-Join us later, for another heart stopping adventure. ~Enter Van~ Van-That WASN'T heart stopping. ~Enter Jonouchi and Trunks~ Trunks-Nope. Jonouchi-Not at all. Kamui-Shut up! It was in the script! ~A Pikachu runs past~ Em-Okay Ash, it's time to pay for being a school drop out. Kamui-He dropped out? Trunks-To go catch things that look like that? **Points to the Pikachu** ~Em grabs Trunks' sword~ Pikachu-PIKA PIKA!!!!!!!!! Em-You're going down you little ball of yellow fluff! ---To be continued---
~*~*~*~Curtain~*~*~*~ Em-*cough* we would like to announce that we bear no direct hatred to any of these fictional characters. And that they are all registered trade marks of their respectable publishers. And that no Pikachu's were hurt in the making of this scene.
Ascot- This is NOT my fault! Umi-Yeah, it is.your not gonna deny it again are you? Ascot-Hell yeah I am! Fuu-Ascot! ~Hikaru, Lantis and Mokona enter~ Umi-Oh, by the way, Mokona, you are so NOT God. Mokona-Yeah.I am. Hikaru-Mokona, I don't like that attitude. Mokona-Sorry Hikaru. Lantis-Oh, all apologetic now eh!? Hikaru-Umi, did you know in the art books that Clamp drew.? Lantis-Speaking of which, I am NOT that close to Eagle. ~Em enters along with Eagle, Ferio, and Zagato~ Zagato-You! You freakin' pink thing! Mokona-Puu? Zagato-Shut it fluff ball, I know you can talk. ~All round on Em~ Ferio-This is your fault! Fuu-I'm allergic to marshmallows! Eagle-How can you be allergic to marshmallows? Fuu-Shut up Eagle! Em-Uhh.I'm gonna go now. Lantis-Oh no you're not. Em-Yeah, I am. Zagato-I think I'm gonna go now too.
~Enter Kamui (X/1999), Sakura (Cardcaptors), Misaki (Angelic Layer) and Kohaku (Wish)~ Misaki-What's up guys!? Kohaku-Could someone explain this too me? **Holds up a cell phone** Kamui-Why do you need a cell phone? Kohaku-I wanted to call Shuichiro. Sakura-Are you obsessed or what?! Misaki-Oh, it's not like you are or anything right?! ~Rayearth crew is looking on in horror~ Fuu-Do you people have any respect for your elders? Kamui-I'm older than you. Lantis-And I'm taller. Misaki-Nobody cares Lantis! Lantis-I know, but still.I am taller. ~Exit Fuu, Hikaru, Mokona, Umi, Eagle, Lantis and Ascot~ Zagato-Thank God. Kohaku-I still don't understand this! **Waves cell phone around** Sakura-SHUT UP! Kohaku-Well fine little Miss Cardcaptor! ~Exit Kohaku and Sakura~ Em-Okay who's left.Kamui, Misaki, Zagato. Zagato-So Kamui, you think YOU'RE depressed? Kamui-Umm.I uhh. Misaki-Huh, everyone he knew got killed, why shouldn't he be? Zagato-Speaking of which, where is that stupid Emeraude? She took my car.Em- er-aude! ~Singing~ ~Exit Zagato~ Kamui-Ugh, I think I'm gonna be sick. ~Exit Kamui~ Misaki-It wasn't that bad Kamui! Em-So. Misaki-Why haven't I had my own fic yet? Em-Umm.. Misaki-Sakura has, Rayearth has. Em-Yeah, well Kamui hasn't, neither has Kohaku. Misaki-Well, Kohaku's a ditz. Em-I know but. Misaki-How do you write a fic about a complete ditz?! Em-Well how 'bout Kamui? Misaki-To depressive Em-And? Misaki-At least I'M not depressed or a ditz. Em-You've got a crazy professor. Misaki-So? Em-How do you make a fic out of a Jr. High school girl with a battle doll and a crazy prof.? Misaki-How do you make a fic out of characters that are already dead? Em-I can, I'm the author around here. Misaki-No, Clamp is and they already did so ha! Em-Good for you. Misaki-That's it I'm so out of here! ~Exit Misaki~ ~Enter Kamui and Lantis~ Kamui-There gone! Lantis-And I have my own fic! Kamui-So, Em like's me better! Em-Okay let's not judge here. Lantis-Oh yeah? Prove it! Kamui-Fine, Em, who do you like better, this guy or me? Em-actually. ~Enter Trunks (DBZ), Jonouchi (Yu-Gi-Oh!), and Yusuke (YuYu Hakusho)~ Em-Hey guys! Jonouchi-These losers bugging you? Yusuke-Yeah, if they are we can put an end to that. Trunks-You guys wanna leave, or do we have to make you? Em-uhh. ~Zagato skips past~ Zagato-Emeraaaaaaaaaaaauuuude!!!!!!!!!! ~Everyone sweatdrops~ Yusuke-that's just gross Jonouchi-Yeah, all they needed was those flowers in the background. ~Enter Van (Escaflowne)~ Van-Weren't those weird people from Clamp just here? Yusuke-Not like you care? Van-Just wanted to know. Yusuke-Yeah, well what about Hitomi? Van-Damn, I left her with Merle. Yusuke-You're pathetic. ~Exit Yusuke~ Lantis-Whatever, this is stupid. ~Exit Lantis~ Kamui-Yeah? Well so are you! Trunks-Was that supposed to be an insult? Kamui-Uhh.yeah Jonouchi-Wasn't a very good one. Em-Guys. Van-yeah? Kamui-what? Trunks-is something wrong? Jonouchi-Are they coming back? Em-How 'bout we all do something that we agree on? Trunks-I know! I know! Em-Yes? Trunks-How bout we. Jonouchi-go torture Pokémon? Van-Sounds good to me. Kamui-Sure. Em-Huh, not bad, let's go. Jonouchi-First Pokemon, then the world! Trunks-We'll have to work on that one. ~Exit all~ ~Zagato skips past~ Zagato-Emeraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaude?! ~Enter Em~ Em-Zagato, hon, the clips over. Zagato-Really? Em-Yeah. Zagato-Oh.Hmmm. ~Zagato skips off stage~ Zagato-Emeraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaudeeeee! Em-This is gonna take a while. ~End~ ~Enter Em~ Em-Thanks for joining us today! It's been really fun hanging out with all of you.okay maybe not ALL of you. ~Enter Kamui~ Kamui-Join us later, for another heart stopping adventure. ~Enter Van~ Van-That WASN'T heart stopping. ~Enter Jonouchi and Trunks~ Trunks-Nope. Jonouchi-Not at all. Kamui-Shut up! It was in the script! ~A Pikachu runs past~ Em-Okay Ash, it's time to pay for being a school drop out. Kamui-He dropped out? Trunks-To go catch things that look like that? **Points to the Pikachu** ~Em grabs Trunks' sword~ Pikachu-PIKA PIKA!!!!!!!!! Em-You're going down you little ball of yellow fluff! ---To be continued---
~*~*~*~Curtain~*~*~*~ Em-*cough* we would like to announce that we bear no direct hatred to any of these fictional characters. And that they are all registered trade marks of their respectable publishers. And that no Pikachu's were hurt in the making of this scene.