Sango!
There's travel in your future when your butt freezes to the back of your boomarang
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Priest 17 hours a day
Shippo!
Try to avoid any hanyous or wolves with sharp teeth
You are the true Lord of Kawaiiness, no matter what those idiot thunder brothers say
Miroku!
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that 40-pound watermelon in your Kazaana
Trade toothbrushes with a raccoon demon, then give a hickey to Sango *thwack*
Kouga!
You will never find Kagome's love - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep
That's your Inu-scope for today
That's your Inu-scope for today
That's your Inu-scope for today
That's your Inu-scope for today
Hojo!
Our lives will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when Inuyasha hurls Tetsuiga through your chest
Sesshomaru!
The position of Jupiter says that you should spend the rest of the week wandering the woods
Try not to shove a jar of your makeup up your nose while using Tensiga
Kaede!
Now is not a good time to photocopy an eye and staple it to your face, oh no
Eat a bucket of Naraku's brains, then wash it down with a gallon of 50 year old tea
Inuyasha!
All hanyous are extremely calm and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your chest impaled by an arrow.
That's your Inu-scope for today
That's your Inu-scope for today
That's your Inu-scope for today
That's your Inu-scope for today
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.
Where was I?
Naraku!
A bloody death is just around the corner for someone wearing a monkey skin
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your heart bursts next week
Kikyo!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from a really high cliff
Work a little bit harder on improving your poor love life, you souless freak
Jaken!
All your friends are laughing behind your back......kill them!
Throw out all those naked pictures of Sesshomaru you've got lying in your pockets
Kagome!
Everyone says that you're a strong, brave, and intelligent person...but you know they're lying.
If I were you, I'd seal up the shrine and never never never never never leave my house again
That's your Inu-scope for today
That's your Inu-scope for today
That's your Inu-scope for today
That's your Inu-scope for today
That's your Inu-scope for today
That's your Inu-scope for today
That's your Inu-scope for today
That's your Inu-scope for today
There's travel in your future when your butt freezes to the back of your boomarang
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Priest 17 hours a day
Shippo!
Try to avoid any hanyous or wolves with sharp teeth
You are the true Lord of Kawaiiness, no matter what those idiot thunder brothers say
Miroku!
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that 40-pound watermelon in your Kazaana
Trade toothbrushes with a raccoon demon, then give a hickey to Sango *thwack*
Kouga!
You will never find Kagome's love - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep
That's your Inu-scope for today
That's your Inu-scope for today
That's your Inu-scope for today
That's your Inu-scope for today
Hojo!
Our lives will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when Inuyasha hurls Tetsuiga through your chest
Sesshomaru!
The position of Jupiter says that you should spend the rest of the week wandering the woods
Try not to shove a jar of your makeup up your nose while using Tensiga
Kaede!
Now is not a good time to photocopy an eye and staple it to your face, oh no
Eat a bucket of Naraku's brains, then wash it down with a gallon of 50 year old tea
Inuyasha!
All hanyous are extremely calm and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your chest impaled by an arrow.
That's your Inu-scope for today
That's your Inu-scope for today
That's your Inu-scope for today
That's your Inu-scope for today
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.
Where was I?
Naraku!
A bloody death is just around the corner for someone wearing a monkey skin
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your heart bursts next week
Kikyo!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from a really high cliff
Work a little bit harder on improving your poor love life, you souless freak
Jaken!
All your friends are laughing behind your back......kill them!
Throw out all those naked pictures of Sesshomaru you've got lying in your pockets
Kagome!
Everyone says that you're a strong, brave, and intelligent person...but you know they're lying.
If I were you, I'd seal up the shrine and never never never never never leave my house again
That's your Inu-scope for today
That's your Inu-scope for today
That's your Inu-scope for today
That's your Inu-scope for today
That's your Inu-scope for today
That's your Inu-scope for today
That's your Inu-scope for today
That's your Inu-scope for today