Disclaimer: I love Nevie Longbottom and my good bud-dy Sev Snape, too, it's just that I don't *own* either of them. I don't own Queen either, but I DO own a bunch of their albums! And I love their songs, especially this one, "Crazy Little Thing Called Love."
Author's Note: Hehe, I love Neville, and apparently Neville loves to sing...either that or he's just doing this to humor me. Either way, I'm happy! The following is Nevie's take on a Queen classic, and it's now "Crazy Potions Teacher Called Snape." Go Neville, go Neville, it's your birthday! Hehe, and I've got Harry, Ron, Seamus, and Dean as a quartet singing the background bits and pieces, lol. Haha, enjoy... Love, Q
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This class,
Potions
I just can't handle it!
My teacher,
That Snape
I just can't get away from him
I ain't ready
Crazy Potions teacher called Snape
This guy (this guy)
Grr! Snape! (Ack! Snape!)
He's greasy (like a burger)
There's no shampoo in sight
He barks (woo woo)
I bet he bites (woo woo)
He's got me shakin' all over like a jelly fish
I really hate him
That crazy Potions teacher called Snape
There goes Trevor again
Snape always scares him away
He drives me crazy
He gives more points to Slytherin
Then leaves us Gryffindors in a cool cool sweat
I gotta be cool, relax, study up
And get on the right track
Take a front seat, some good notes
And take a long time to get my potions right
I still ain't ready
Crazy Potions teacher called Snape
::Haha, Ron's guitar solo::
I gotta be cool, relax, study up
And get on the right track
Take a front seat (ah hum), some good notes (ah hum)
And take a long time to get my potions right
Until I'm ready (ready Nevie)
Crazy Potions teacher called Snape
This class
Potions
I just can't handle it
My teacher
Sev Snape
I can't get away from him
I ain't ready
Ooh ooh ooh ooh...
Crazy Potions teacher called Snape
Crazy Potions teacher called Snape, yeah yeah...
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