"So you think it's 1998, and you are in high school." 2001-Xander said for
the 100th time.
"I don't think-" 1998-Xander began.
"See he agrees with me." Spike cut him off. Both Xanders rolled their eyes at Spike's comment.
"I know it's 1998, and I AM in high school. Why are you looking at me like that?"
"So you think that I'm evil and that I'm going to kill you at any second." Spike asked.
"Yes." 1998-Xander said backing away from him with caution.
"God, you were such a whelp in high school, you still are mind you, but you REALLY were a whelp in high school."
"Thank you, could we please keep moving, Cordy is getting very heavy." 2001-Xander said carrying Cordy since 1998-Xander wasn't strong enough, and 1998-Xander didn't want Spike touching Cordy. They walked past the old high school where there was nothing left.
"W-what happened to the high school?" 1998-Xander asked.
"Should we tell him?" Spike asked.
"NO! Haven't you ever seen Back to the Future?" 2001-Xander said.
"You're right. Hey whelp no school!"
"Cool!"
"Geek." 2001-Xander and Spike said at the same time.
"So are you still with Cordy? Did I- well you know?"
"I'm not allowed to give that information to you."
"Okay answer this are you a virgin?"
"No, he's not and I know that- why are you carrying another girl? Gasp you're cheating on me too. I feel so used. Well, I'm gonna cheat on you too, cuz nobody. NOBODY cheats on me Xander Harris!" Anya stopped then and saw 1998 Xander. "Wait there are two of you. two Xanders in bed.with me." Anya had a smile plastered on her face.
"Spare me the ideas love. Why is red and wolf-boy here?"
"Oh-my-god." Willow said in a rush. Then she started her rambling, "I- it's Spike, and two Xanders, and Cordy-" she of course fainted too and was caught by Oz.
"What did you mean when you said were-wolf boy?"
"You are a were-wolf aren't you?" Anya said.
"Yes, but were-wolf-boy, what the hell is that? And you called Willow red I don't like that okay." Oz said in a huff.
"When Oz is scared he gets pissed off." 2001-Xander said.
"When I used to get scared I killed people." Spike said thinking of the old days.
"Well, we all know you can't do THAT anymore. Then Buffy would have a reason to kill you." Anya stated.
"What do you mean he can't kill anymore?" 1998-Xander said.
"Well, he has chip in his you see and- what?" Anya stopped when 2001- Xander gave her "the look"
"Remember when we watched Back to the Future?"
"The one movie you made me watch before we-"
"Yes, Anya that movie."
"I didn't pay much attention because I watching that guy, the main guy's butt-"
"Never mind just don't talk right OK?"
"*FINE* I'll walk next to Xander from the past. Hi, do you like to have-"
"ANYA."
"So*RRY*" Anya said as she rolled her eyes.
"Hey, Harris?"
"What?" both Xanders said.
Spike rolled his eyes and said, "Isn't that Rupert?"
"I don't think-" 1998-Xander began.
"See he agrees with me." Spike cut him off. Both Xanders rolled their eyes at Spike's comment.
"I know it's 1998, and I AM in high school. Why are you looking at me like that?"
"So you think that I'm evil and that I'm going to kill you at any second." Spike asked.
"Yes." 1998-Xander said backing away from him with caution.
"God, you were such a whelp in high school, you still are mind you, but you REALLY were a whelp in high school."
"Thank you, could we please keep moving, Cordy is getting very heavy." 2001-Xander said carrying Cordy since 1998-Xander wasn't strong enough, and 1998-Xander didn't want Spike touching Cordy. They walked past the old high school where there was nothing left.
"W-what happened to the high school?" 1998-Xander asked.
"Should we tell him?" Spike asked.
"NO! Haven't you ever seen Back to the Future?" 2001-Xander said.
"You're right. Hey whelp no school!"
"Cool!"
"Geek." 2001-Xander and Spike said at the same time.
"So are you still with Cordy? Did I- well you know?"
"I'm not allowed to give that information to you."
"Okay answer this are you a virgin?"
"No, he's not and I know that- why are you carrying another girl? Gasp you're cheating on me too. I feel so used. Well, I'm gonna cheat on you too, cuz nobody. NOBODY cheats on me Xander Harris!" Anya stopped then and saw 1998 Xander. "Wait there are two of you. two Xanders in bed.with me." Anya had a smile plastered on her face.
"Spare me the ideas love. Why is red and wolf-boy here?"
"Oh-my-god." Willow said in a rush. Then she started her rambling, "I- it's Spike, and two Xanders, and Cordy-" she of course fainted too and was caught by Oz.
"What did you mean when you said were-wolf boy?"
"You are a were-wolf aren't you?" Anya said.
"Yes, but were-wolf-boy, what the hell is that? And you called Willow red I don't like that okay." Oz said in a huff.
"When Oz is scared he gets pissed off." 2001-Xander said.
"When I used to get scared I killed people." Spike said thinking of the old days.
"Well, we all know you can't do THAT anymore. Then Buffy would have a reason to kill you." Anya stated.
"What do you mean he can't kill anymore?" 1998-Xander said.
"Well, he has chip in his you see and- what?" Anya stopped when 2001- Xander gave her "the look"
"Remember when we watched Back to the Future?"
"The one movie you made me watch before we-"
"Yes, Anya that movie."
"I didn't pay much attention because I watching that guy, the main guy's butt-"
"Never mind just don't talk right OK?"
"*FINE* I'll walk next to Xander from the past. Hi, do you like to have-"
"ANYA."
"So*RRY*" Anya said as she rolled her eyes.
"Hey, Harris?"
"What?" both Xanders said.
Spike rolled his eyes and said, "Isn't that Rupert?"