Disclaimer:Um, ok I don't own GW, the characters therein, blahblah deblahblahblah. Right so anyways no suing k? Oh yeah, and I don't own, nor would I ever dream to claim I own the song that will be featured in this fic, or the RPG that will be used.
Dream On
Part 3
Relena was lying in her own room when her eyes fluttered open. For the first time in over a week she couldn't remember having a spicy dream about Heero. Figures. Milli wouldn't wake me up the one time I'm not thoroughly enjoying myself, she thought as she stretched in the big bed.
All of a sudden the door to her room burst open and in poured all of the gundam girls including Noin. They were all screaming excitedly, but Relena couldn't make out anything they were saying. She was pulled from her bed and out the door without even a chance to change her pajamas. The next thing the princess knew she was sitting in a giant auditorium surrounded by a sea of females that included her friends. Relena stared around in confusion when the lights went dark. An expectant hush descended upon the excited crowd. Silence reigned as the curtain slowly inched its way up. Relena couldn't make out the shadowy figures up on the stage and she was still struggling to figure out what was going on.
Suddenly light flooded the stage and the crowd around her started screaming once more, louder than before if that were at all possible. Relena flinched at the sudden glare, but when her eyes refocused her mouth dropped open and she stared in shock. Relena whispered, "Oh my God, " drawing each word out on a breath as she stared at all five of the gundam pilots lined up on stage.
Music started to pound through the giant speakers on either side of the stage. The guys all pulled the mikes attached to their headsets down in a smooth synchronized movement until they rested right next to their lips. Relena's eyes widened and she started to giggle as she realized just what song was being pushed through the speakers. Then Heero slid into the opening lines of the song.
The gundam pilots all took this opportunity to casually start unbuttoning their shirts.
~ I'm too sexy for my
shirt
Too sexy for my shirt~
They carefully slid the offending material off, exposing their muscular chests to the delight of the crowd.
~ So sexy it hurts~
Then the boys carelessly tossed the articles of clothing into the once more raging audience.
~And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan~
Heero drew his hand up, trailing it along his washboard stomach, over his strong chest until it rested over his heart.
~New York and Japan~
Wufei glared at the crowd defiantly as he strutted forward to strike a couple of sexy poses before turning on his heel with a disdainful toss of his ponytail. He slid back into his place in line and Sally yelled, "Just wait till the guys at work hear about this! I never knew you had it in you!" She snickered as he threw her a dirty look.
~And I'm too sexy for
your party
Too sexy for your party~
Trowa went stepped forward to go off in a disco style dance that the other pilots in the background echoed. Catherine started whistling at him and cheering. Relena was surprised by his skill, but her eyes were drawn once more to Heero.
~No way I'm disco dancing~
Quatre started to do step forward in a model-esque stroll, turning this way and that. The g-girls started laughing in delight. "Mm-mm, would you look at that? I never knew khaki could look so good," Dorothy practically purred as she stared at him hungrily.
~I'm a model you know
what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk~
Each of the boys took a turn walking the runway as if they were models, causing all of the girls to laugh hysterically.
~Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk~
Zechs took this time to go off in a drum solo, and for the first time since the concert had started Relena realized that her brother was there… as a shirtless drummer? (A/N: Can anyone else picture all this? o_O 'Cause I can and I'm scaring me.)
~I'm too sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car~
She looked over to see Noin admiring her brother and realized why Noin was there too. Well, and why not? Relena started to giggle at the thought.
~Too sexy by far~
Duo stepped forward and took off his favorite hat,
tossing it into the crowd.
~And I'm too sexy for my
hat
Too sexy for my hat~
Hilde jumped up to capture it as it flew overhead. When some other girl tried to snatch it out of her hands she decked her clutching the now mangled cap possessively to her chest.
~ What do you think about that?~
Hilde smiled up at Duo who winked at her before he started getting his groove back on.
~I'm a model you know
what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk~
This time all of the guys walked forward and started to dance to the model part.
~Yeah on the catwalk
On the catwalk yeah~
Relena wasn't quite sure how she had gotten on top of her seat, but she didn't particularly care. She shamelessly screamed along with everyone else as the boys all proceeded to shake their tushies.
~I shake my little tushy
on the catwalk~
As Heero turned back around he gave her a knowing look, letting her know he had
caught her admiring his backside. Relena blushed, but she gave him an impudent
smile, letting him know she didn't care. She raised her hands to her mouth to scream
something encouraging to Heero when-
"-lena! Relena wake up!"
"Dang it Milli! You did it again!" She reached over and
grabbed the first thing that came into her hand. Unfortunately for Zechs it
happened to be a rather heavy brass vase. Fortunately for Zechs her aim was a
little off because she noticed at the last minute that all of the gundam pilots
were lined up in the doorway behind her brother. She stared at the varying
degrees of shock on the faces of the boys and wanted to laugh at them. Then she
remembered just what she had been dreaming before her brother woke her up and then
she did begin to laugh. She was giggle so hard at them that she fell off the
bed, landing with a loud thump and an "Ow!" before she proceeded to laugh
herself silly.
~ Later that day~
"'I'm Too Sexy'?!" Hilde
screamed before collapsing in a fit of helpless giggles.
"Trowa," gasp, "Quatre," choking laugh, "Heero and Wufei?! No wonder you can't look at any of them without running away laughing," Catherine joined Hilde on the ground as they proceeded to roll with laughter at the mental image.
"Man I wish I had dreams like that! But really the way we acted in this dream is just as unreal! I mean Hilde punching some girl for Duo's hat? And me purring at Quatre?" Even Dorothy had to laugh at that.
"No kidding!" Sally agreed joining them as well. Soon all of the girls were laughing, and nothing could be heard but their peals of laughter echoing along the beach.
~Meanwhile~
"What's going on Maxwell?" the slender Chinese man asked the braided pilot.
"Nothing," Duo lowered his goggles in disgust. "I couldn't make out what they were saying since they were all turned away. Right now they're not saying anything; they're just having a giggle fest."
"Well, maybe we should try a different approach," Quatre suggested.
"Like what?" Duo demanded.
"Well we could just ask them what they're up to." Four pairs of eyes settled on the poor blonde in disbelief. "Ok, maybe not. But they aren't going to talk about what they're planning for Relena while she's sitting right there so we're wasting our time here."
"He's right. We need a different approach to figure out what they're up to," Trowa agreed.
"Hn. I agree."
"So what are we gonna do oh mighty leaders?" Duo asked sarcastically.
"Well… we're going to go under cover and each of us is going to find out something from one of the girls that we can use to figure out what's going on. And when we each get a piece of information we're going to try to get another piece, etc. until we get enough. How's that sound?" Quatre asked the group.
"Well that sounds fair. What do we get if we win?"
"This isn't a competition Maxwell, but since you asked you get the satisfaction of having your curiosity satisfied." Wufei informed him acidly.
"So, are we all in?" Quatre asked the group. Trowa nodded silently in agreement.
"Alright, you're on!"
"I accept this challenge to find out something," Wufei agreed.
"…Mission accepted."
~Even later that day~
"The boys are getting close. We need to come up with a way to talk about this without having to guard our speech. So any ideas?" the leader of the meeting asked.
"Well I propose that we speak in gaming code."
"Gaming?" another voice queried.
"Yeah, like D&D. Since Dorothy already mentioned Relena's DM it would be a perfect jump. For all the boys would know we'd be talking about her Dungeon Master, not her Dream Man."
"I see where you're going with this. And if we get Relena to start gaming we can also build the campaign around our efforts so that we can openly talk about it in front of her without her realizing it as well. It's got potential."
"And we can call our campaign 'Operation D&D'," the creator of this idea rambled on.
"As in Operation Dungeons & Dragons?" the first voice cut in to ask.
"No way! Operation Dark and Dangerous!"
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Ok, here' my next installment. And my apologies for taking so long, but I was
stuck in the photo lab all Wednesday, and in class and at work all yesterday
and today. And yes, I'm a nerdy gamer so
it's getting tossed in. Fun right?
Also, I'd like to thank everyone who's read so far. But since that's a lot of space to take up I'm going to do this one a bit different and just give a big thanks to everyone who read.
So that's a thanks to:
KaT aka Mistress Shinigami
Ley
volleychick08
Yen
Sarah
KaT aka Mistress Shinigami (again)
tina
WhiteRoze
WhiteRoze (again)